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第二天。

chuyuqingmeiyouxianzhe，tazuowanshuijueqianjiuzaozaoguihuahaolejintianyaozuodeshiqing。

上午十点半。

waimianyangguangmingmei，weifengxuxu。

chujuehaishineiyixigupao，manlianwunaidibeizijicengsunnvchanfuzhezuodiantixialou，yiqiquxiaoqudehuayuan。lianggerenzouzhe，chuyuqingmanlianrenzhenshuodao：“cengzu，laonianrenduochulaisansanbu，shaishaitaiyang，huxixinxiankongqiduishentiyouhaochu。yihouzhiyaowoyoukong，douhuipeininchulaide。”

chujuewenyan，qingqingpailepaichuyuqingchanfuzhetagebodexiaoshou，dao：“nicengzushentihaozheni，yongbuzhezheimemafan，nimennianqingrenyounimennianqingrenyaomangde。”

chuyuqingyaoleyaotou，jiandingdao：“ninshiwozaizheigeshijieshangweiyideqinrenle，yiqianwobudongshi，dengwodongle，yeyenainai、babamamadoubuzaile。”

chujuezhangtanleyikouqi，dao：“nizheihaizishoukule，zheishidouguaiwo。”

chuyuqingturanqiaopidituletushetou：“fanzhengwozuozhubo，kongxianshijianyeduo，pingshiyebijiaozhai，meiyoushenmepengyouxuyaozoudong，youshijianpeinin。”

chujuetingchuyuqingzongshitiqi“zhubo”zheigeci，renbuzhuwendao：“zhuboshigegongzuoma？yiqiankemeitingshuoguozheigeci。”

chuyuqinggangyaojicengzujieshi，yingmiankandaoxiaoquhuayuanliyouliuqishisuidelianggelaotaitaizaigentadazhaohu。

“xiaochu，chulaishaitaiyanga？”

“xiaochu，zheishinijialaorena？”

chuyuqingxiaodao：“linainai！zhangnainai！zheishiwocengzu，ninmenyechulaishaitaiyangni。”

linainaitinghou，zoujinleguolai，yanbabadaliangchujue，manlianbaguadao：“nicengzu？neibuyibaiduosuile？qiaozheijingshenbuxianga！”

zhangnainaiyecouleguolai，“laogege，ninjinniangaoshoule？”

chujuekanlelianglaotaitaiyiyan，aiyucengsunnvdemianzi，bianshuodao：“yibaiduosuilou！”

chujuezheihuashuodezhongqishizu，yidianyebuxiangshigeyibaiduosuidelaotou。zhouweizaishaitaiyang、duanlian、zuozailiangtingyizishangliaotiandeyeyenainai，yedoutingjianle，zheibangpingshimeishi、tebieqingxiandeyeyenainaimen，xiangshikandaolexihanwuzhongside，weileguolai。

“laogege，niyibaiduosuishenziguhaizheimehaoa？zenmebaoyangdea？”

“laogege，nizheijingshenzhuangtaikezhenhao！yikanjiushiwenren！”

“laogegeqiaozheshengdekezhenhao，yaobuzanliangjiageweixinba，wolaobanqianjiniangangzou。”

“yejiwojiageweixin，laogege，wobitahuitengren！”

chuyuqingtoupifamadikanzhezhouweiqizuibashedelaoyeyelaonainai，tameixiangdaozijicengzuzheimeshourenhuanying！tadebenyishipeicengzuananjingjingdishaishaitaiyang，kezheihaizenmeanjingshaitaiyanga？

mianduizhezhouweidoushitayeyenainaibeidelaotoulaotaitai，tashuohuazuoshihaibunengtaiguole。zhengdangchuyuqingtoutongni，chujueshenweixiudaozhirenyebuyuanzhanranshisuzheixiejimaosuanpidesuoshi，biantaitouwangtian。

jinjiezhe，yuanbenqinglangdetiankonghuranyinyunmibu，kuangfengzhenzhen，yishengmenleizheneryulong。

zhouweilaotoulaotaitaidouyinweituruqilaidetianqishoumangjiaoluan，chujuepailepaicengsunnvdeshou，dao：“zheitaichaole，haishihuijiaba。”

chuyuqinglianmangfuzhechujuewanghuizou，shenhouhainengtingjianyigelaonainaideshengyin。

“laogege，haimeijiaweixinni！”

wanghuizouzhe，chuyuqingxinlijiudadingzhuyi，dengtazhibozaizhengzhengqian，yidinghuanyigehaoyidiandexiaoqu。

zouchuyiduanjulihou，chuyuqingkankanhoumianmeiren，zheicaikuxiaodao：“zheibanglaonainaimennalaidezheifenreqing！haojigedouyaojianinweixinni！”

chujueduiyuzheizhongshizaoyisikongjianguan，bieshuoshiyibanglaotaitaile，xiangdangchutanianqingneihuierneixieniangnianggongzhu、mingmenguixiu，xiangjitashiqindedoubuzhijihe。

回到家里。

chuyuqingshoudaoletamenzhubogonghuidehuizhangqinzijitafalaixinxi，zuishangmiandeyitiaoxinxishitazuowanzhiboshihoutacengzuwanyouxideneitiaodouyinduanshipin。

：“yuqing，nizhiboshihoudeduanshipinzaidouyinshanghuole！dianzandouwubaiduowanle，zheikeshiyicihaojihui，niyaohaohaobawoa！”

chuyuqingkandaogonghuihuizhangfalaidexinxi，dakaidouyinduanshipin，doubuyongsousuo，dianjinlaidiyigetuisongdeshipinjiushitacengzuwanyouxidezheigeshipin。

chuyuqingkandaoshipinjingranyouwubaisanshiliuwanduodedianzan，jingdezashebuyi！tayoudiankaishipinpinglunwangxiahuazhekan，jianzhitairenaole！

zheikandetadouxiangzaodiankaizhibole！

chuyuqingkanlehuierhou，xiangdaocengzuzaixiaoquhuayuanwentadezhuboshishenmegongzuo，tamanliangaoxingdiguangzhejiebaijiaoya，paodaochujueshenbian，dao：“cengzu，jininkangeshipin。ninbushiwenwozhuboshiyizhongshenmegongzuoma？ninkankanshipinshangzheirenshishei？”

chuyuqingbashoujinadaochujuemianqian，huifuleshipinbofang。

shipinzhongzhengshichujuewanjiedecaozuojingcaihuamianjianji，youxiajiaoyoutadezhibohuamian。

chujuekanhou，“yi”leyisheng，haoqidao：“wozenmeshangzheishangmianqule？”

chuyuqingjieshidao：“zheishizuowanzhiboshihouwangyoulude，woshiyimingyouxizhubo，pingshidegongzuojiushijiwangyouzaiwangluoshangboyouxikan。”

chujuesidongfeidongdedianlediantou。

chuyuqingturanmanlianzhenfen，dao：“cengzu，xianbugenninshuole！woxianquzuofan，denghuierzaodiankaizhibo，zaigenninxiangxidejieshi。”

shuowan，youguangzhejiaoyahengzhege，zhaotuoxiechuanqule。

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下午一点。

楚雨晴开直播了。

dangtadezhibohuamianchuxianzaizhibojianhou，biankandaozhibojianliguanzhongmenlaojidongle！

：“taihaole！zhubozhongyukaibole！”

：“wodengdehuaerdouxiele！”

：“laoyezini？zenmeshiyigenvhai？woyaokanlaoyezizhibo！”

：“zhubokanlenidezhiboyihou，wohewoxiongdidoudaqilaile，woxiongdixianzaibeiwodatule，zhengpazheni。kuaibalaoyezihanlai，womenyaokanlaoyezizhibo，zheicaishizhennanrenkande！”

：“loushang，qingwennizheigexiongdi，tazhengjingma？？【goutou】”

...

chuyuqingzheigangkaitongzhibojian，haimeizaihoutaifasongzhibotuisong，biankandaozhibojianliyijingyouliuqibairenzaixian，gongpingshanggengshiliaoleqilai。

yiwangzheizhongqingkuangzhiyouzaitazhibowanlecaihuifasheng。

danjintiantamingmingshitiqianxiawukaibo，zhibojianlijingranyeyouzheimeduoren？

wodigeguaiguai！zheijiushidouyinshipindexiaoyingma？

这也太舒服了！

chuyuqingzaihoutaifachukaibotuisong，zhiyaoguanzhutadewangyoudouhuishoudaotakaibodetixing。ranhou，zheicaiqiaolianxiaoyiyingyingdao：“xiexiezhibojiandeguanzhongpengyoumenlaidezheimezao，zhenshitaiainimenle！”

shuowan，tacaiyoukongqukanzhibojiandedanmuxinxineirong，lianshangxiaorongzhujianjiangying...

zhibojiandedanmuxinxi，youbaifenzhijiushideneirongshishuolaikanlaoyezide，rangtaganjinhuanren，biedanwulezhenzhengdezhujiaozhibo...

chuyuqingdunshipofang，chadianbaocukoudao：“wokao！nimenzheibangrenyouwentiba？wozheimeruhuasiyu、meimaoduojiao、tuizhangyaoxidepiaoliangxiaojiejienimenbukan，nimenxiangkanwocengzutalaorenjia！”

“xiongdimen，nimenbuduijinga！”

chuyuqingshikeguanzhudanmuxinxi，youshuodao：“wozhidaohenduoxinpengyoushicongdouyinlaide，buguo，wocengzutalaorenjianianjidale，zenmenengrangtalaorenjiatiwozhiboni，yaobuwojidajiatiaoyiduanwudaoba。”