• 章节目录

小说简介

“nanyu”dadadujiachuangzuofaxingdexiaoshuo《nianjin30,laogongjiurangwoliyizhu》shihenduowangyoudexintouhao,zhenghaozhengdongdongheweiliangweizhujiaozhijiandehudongfeichangyouai,xihuanzheizhongleixingdeshuyoukanguolai:“niguoranshibuaiwole!jiuyinweidongdongshibeilingyangdema,suoyicaibushoudaijian,meiyourenxihuanwo。”zhengdongdongzuiyibie,yankuangdunshihongle,zhengzhangxiaoliandoukualexia……

精彩章节

第一章

“zhenghao!nishenmeyisi?zhouwosima?”

wolengzheliannuchichusheng,yibashuailezhenghaodeshouji,gangcailimianhaixuannaodeduanshipindunshimeileshengyin,zhenggewuzilianjingdelihai。

zhenghaozhenggerendoulengzhule,sihuwanquanmeiliaodaowozheigefanying,jimangjizijizhaobu。

“laopo,nikanni,wonalaidezheigeyisi?zheibushizhenghaoshuadaoshipinlema,fanghuanyuweiranma,nibiexiangneimeduo,lai,xiaoxiaoqi。”

tayibianshuozhe,yibianqujiwodaolebeiwenshuidileguolai,kaishidaxianyinqin。

“bushishuozhouni,jiushimuqianxiangzanmenzheiyangderenjiajibendouhuiligeyizhuhuozhexieyi,bijingsheidoubuzhidaoyiwaihebingmonagexianlai,doubushishuonile,wanyijinhouzanmenliangsheichuleyiwai,nijianeibianzhidaohaibudeqiangdetoupoxueliu?”

wojieguoshuitingzhetakukoupoxin,sihaomeiyoubeizhenghaoyingxiangdaoyidian,takanwomeihangsheng,xiayishixiangyipangdezhengdongdongshilegeyanse,zhengdongdongjianzhuang,zuibayipiejiukaishipazaiwoxigaishangsajiao。

“mama,nishibushibuxihuandongdonga?suoyijinhouyebuxiangguandongdong…”

kanzhetamenfuzierren,woneixinbinglengyipian,gengjiaqingxingzuotiantiqianxiaban,zhidaolezhenghaodemimi。

zuotiangongsiyinweitingdiantiqianxiaban,wohuilaibudengkaimenjiutingdaozhenghaozaidadianhua,haoqixinrangwofuerqingting。

“dui,zhiyaorangtalileyizhu,zuihousileqiandoushizanmenerzide…nifangxin,kendingmeiwenti…”

“pingchangheweijiuzuixiangxinwole,woxianzaishitazhangfu,tahainengyiweiwopianta?”

“haole,xiacihuangeshijianjiwoda,takuaixiabanle。”

tingjiantadehua,woyileng,minruichajueneiju“zanmenerzi”,jixutingcaizhidaowolingyangdezhengdongdongqishishizhenghaodesishengzi,dangchutashenzhiweilejizhengdongdongzheigeshenfen,feilebushaogongfucairangtadaoleneigezhidingdefuliyuan。

ersuoweideyizhu,yezhishiweilerangwodecaichannengquandaozhengdongdongdeshouzhong,zuihouzaigendianhuaneitouhaizide“qinshengmuqin”zaiyiqi。

zhenshikexiao,wozijichaoxixiangchuliuniandejiaren,zuihouxiangdejingrandoushiwodoulideneidianqian,shenzhizaiwocaisanshisuideshihoujiupobujidaideluchumajiao。

简直让人寒心至极。

zhengdongdonglianshangkelianwuzhu,jianwomeishuohua,butingdiyaohuangzhewodetui。

“mama,nibushizuitengdongdonglema?”

wodixiatoukanzheta,weiweiyixiao。

yinweiwoqishiyidiandoubutengta。

02

“niguoranshibuaiwole!jiuyinweidongdongshibeilingyangdema,suoyicaibushoudaijian,meiyourenxihuanwo。”

zhengdongdongzuiyibie,yankuangdunshihongle,zhengzhangxiaoliandoukualexiaqu,meiguojimiaoyanleidoujiangdiaoweidiaole。

woyileng,zheizhonghuajuebushiyigejisuidadezhengdongdongjiunengshuochulaide,kendingyourenzaibeihouzhidian,shisheibuyaneryu。

xiayike,wozhuantoukanxiangzhenghao,miansejicha。

“zhenghao,nijiushizheimejiaoyuerzide?!tazheishishenmehua!zheixienianwodoubaiduitahaolema?”

zhenghaolianshangshanguoyisibuziran,guzuoyanlidichongzhezhengdongdongkaikou:“dongdong,nizenmezheimegennimashuohua?dangchujienihuilaidaoxianzaiwomenyizhidainishirujichu!naliduinibuhaoguo?zhenshirangwomentaihanxinle!”

zhengdongdongtaitouqieshengshengkanleyiyanzhenghao,suihoumianseyigai,zaimeiyougangcaideweiqu,hengleyishengjiupaokaile,wokandeyileng,zheijinianjingmeifaxianzijideerziyanjizheimehao,douyijingshoufangzirule,nanmianquequeshishihanxinleyiba。

suiranshilingyangdeerzi,danwozheixienianyizhishirujichu,chihewanlecongmeidaimanguo,biedexiaopengyoudedouyou,shenzhihaibitamendegenghao,yishizhuxinggengbuyongshuole,doushizuihaodelai。

danshitaquezheibanduiwo,lianhetabahetaneigebuzhimingdema,yiqixiangpianwodeqian。

“laopo,nibiegenhaiziyibanjianshi,dongdongbijingshibeizanmencongfuliyuanjiehuilaide,nanmianneixinyoudianmingancuiruo。”

zhenghaojianwomiansebushan,dazhehahayuanchang,jianjintianyinggaishilibuchengle,qingtanqixiangdangshanjierenyishenshoulouguowodejianbang,sihaomeizhuyidaowozaitakaojinzhihouhunshenyijiang。

“nikanni,shuoliangjujiushengqile,yizhuzheigeshiqueshishiwobudui,niyaoshibuyuanyilizanmenjiuzaiyi。”

wolenghengchusheng,zhengtuoletadegebo,qishenjiuhuilefangjian。

dangtianwanshangchifanshi,xujiumeilaidepopoyiwaijinlemen,yijinmendongdongjiupaoleguoqu,tiantiankaikou。

“奶奶!”

“我的好大孙!”

popodunxiashenzilouzhehaiziruhuai,wozhengyihuotazenmezheigejieguyanlaideshihou,taduizhehaizijiushiyizhenxinteng。

“zenmezuijinyoushoule?guaisun,jialiyoumeiyousheiduinibuhaoa?”

zhengdongdongwenyan,mianshangyouyifutaguanyoudeweiqu,yaozhezuichunyaoleyaotou。

“meiyou…nainai,jialimeiyourenduidongdongbuhao。”

popozhijiebaoqita,zhuangsiwuyidipielewoyiyan:“nainaixiangyeshi,guaisun,nifangxin,jinhounainaideyichanyidingquandouliujini,yidingbuhuixiangmourenside,lianzijierzidoufangbei。”

woyileng,suihouzhijuedekexiao,yuanlaijintianzheishichongwolaide,zhijieledangduishangpopodeyanjing。

“ma,niyoushenmehuajiumingshuoba。”

popomeixiangdaowohainengzheimezhijiechongtakaikou,lenglelenghoulengxiaochusheng:“dangranshiwoguaisundoukukutitigaozhuangdaolewozheili,nizenmezuohaizimade?”

“nizheimefangbei,daodishizaifangbeishei?womenjiasuoyourenma?wogaosunihewei,niyijingjiajinwomenzhengjiale!biezongxiangzhenineixieniangjiaren!”

wenyan,woyenuhuozhongshao,zhijiejiuqilehuo,buganshiruokaikou。

“wofangshei?manizheihuashuode,woheweikesheidoubufang!danneiqianbushiwozijidema?wozheihaimeisini,zenmeyigegedoukaishitiwozuozhule?”

popodengdayanjingkanzhewo,shenshouzhijiezhizhewobijian,pokoudama。

“nishuozheihuahaiyoumeiyouliangxin?!jinlejiamenbujiushiyijiaren!nizhiyaojiajiwomenzhenghao!zheiqianjiuyouwomenjiadeyifen,pingshenmefenzheimeqing!”

wojianzhijuedetabukeliyu,pingshenmefenzheimeqing?wozheixienianweinimenzhengjiazuoniuzuomahaibugou,zuihoushoutouneidianqianhaiderangnimenxixue?

开什么玩笑?

03

shidaorujin,kanzhezhiyinweiwobuxiangjiqianjiuzhenduiwode“yijiaren”,wodunshiyizhenxinlei。

yiqiedeqiyuan,qishidoushiyinweiwohunqianmaidecaipiao,hunhoucaifaxianzhonglejiang。

neibijinebudabuxiao,jimeiyoudaotianjiangdajiangcongcicaiwuziyoudechengdu,yemeidaonengwanquanhulvebujideshue,kazaizheimegebushangbuxiadejieduan,shizairangrenbuzhidaozenmechuli。

dandangshihaisuanenai,riziyeguodequ,suoyizonggui,haishirangsuoyourengaoxingde,wojiubazheigexiaoxigaosuletamenhezijijiaren。

qishicongneigeshihoukaishi,wocongliangjiarendefanyingjiunengkanchulai,meiyigerendouzaitingdaoxiaoxideshunjian,douzaitumouwodeqian。

eryiqiedezhuanbiandoushifaxianwoshengbuchuhaizizhihou,wohezhenghaodeguanxiyuelaiyuepingdan。

jiehunzhiqian,tazongshishuowoxiangshenghaizijiusheng,buxiangshengjiubusheng,zunzhongwodexiangfa,keyidanjiaguolai,jiuzhidaoqizhongziweile。

zishizhizhong,woyezhishigetamenjiadeyaoqianshuheshengyujiqieryi。

zhenghaokaishijiabanyuelaiyuepinfan,shenzhiyouduanshijianbangeyuedoubuhuiyicijia,meiciwenqidoushishuogongsizhengzaishangshengqi,rangwofangxin。

zineizhihoumeiguojinian,tajiuxingzhibobowozhewodeshoutiyidao:“laopo,wokannishentiyebushineimehao,zanmenyaobu…lingyangyigehaizini?”

wodangshizhengganlaitazheijigeyueturanzhuanxingtiexinle,zheimeyishuo,yetongyilexialai。

neishihouwozhenyiweikeyitongguozheigehaizizaicihezhenghaoguoshangpingjingwendingdeshenghuo。

yushiwomenjiuzaifuliyuanlingyanglezhengdongdong,tashisuoyouhaizilizuiguai,zhangdezuixiangzhenghaodeyige,zheimeyixiang,jingrandangchucongwotajinfuliyuankaishi,taolujiuyijingwanchengle。

erpopoyezaiwomenlingyanghaizizhihoudemouyitian,genwodeguanxiconghemubianchengleliangkanxiangyan。

zheimekan,tadagaiyeshimingbaileneiqing,zhixiaozhenghaozaiwaimianyouqingren,zhengdongdongshitaqinsunzideshi。

suansuanshijian,wojingrannenglvchulaitaqingrenshishenmeshihouhuaiyunde,taduiwohaodeshihou,dagaiyeshiqingrenneibianmeibanfamanzutale。

简直是恶心至极。

“ma!laopo!biechaole,yinweizheidianshichaoqilai,bushibaibairanglinjukanxiaohuama!”

zhenghaozaiyipangdazheyuanchang,woquemeiyoujitamianzi,chongzhetajiunuchichusheng。

“zhenghao!wogaosuni,wodeqianjiushiwodeqian,neishiwozijiguachulaidejiang!woxiangzenmehuayeshiwodeshi!”

“nimenmeiyourenhequanlibangjiawoliyizhu!huozheyishenmeqinqingbangjia**biede!buranfatingjianhaishigonganjujiannimenzijixuan!”

popobeiwoqidebantianshuobuchuhua,zhizhewo“ninini”lebantian,chuanzhecuqiwuzhexiongkouhuanbuguolaizheikouqi。

zhenghaoyeshidiyicijianwozheimeyingqidemoyang,mianseyebutaihaokan。

“xingle!hewei!nijiushaoshuoliangjuba!jimaqigesanzhangliangduande,buhaidezanmensongtaquyiyuanma?!”

wolengxiaochusheng,gangcaipopopitougailiandimawobujiantachusheng,xianzaijiujitamaqizheiyixiatajiubuleyile,wohuohaimeixiaoni!

“zhenghao!nixianzaichulaizhuchigongdaole?!gangcainimamawodeshihounishang…”

wogangyaozhizhezhenghaoyiqima,yuguangkanjianzhengdongdongjieleyibeireshui,maikaixiaoduanbujiuchongwolaile。

“…huaimama!buxuqifubabahenainai!”

reshuidangjijiuyaochongzhewolianpoxia,woxiayishidangzhubeizifanxiangyitui,reshuikongzhongguijidunshizhuanxiang,quandaozailezhengdongdongdelianshang!

suoyourendoulengzhule,xiayike,wulidunshixiangqishazhubandecanjiao。

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