liuxuanhanxuanshiyiweiputongdenianqingren，zhidaotafaxianleyibenshenmiderijiben，zheichengweiletamingyundezhuanzhedian。zairenjianxuesedexiaoshuo《nongjiaerliuzi？bu！woshixianyi》zhong，liuxuanhanxuanbeijuanruleyigechongmanmituanheweixiandeshijianzhizhong。tajiangmianlinwushudetiaozhanhedirendezhuiji，jiekaiyinzangzaiyinyingzhongdezhenxiang。zheibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuokourenxinxian，yijincoudeqingjiehejingcaidemiaoxielingduzhezhemi，mianduihanxuandezaicichaonong，liuxuanchulezaixindiwenhouzhangqishilanrenyigewai，quezhinengyingzhetoupidingshangqule。……。
huangsanxiangzhixiamisidewuzhexiongkou，tangzaidishangtongkudiaihaodetongshi，zhijiechaoneilianggezhengzaifalengdexiaodihanqu：“made，nimenlianggezaiganma？shanga！”
dedaolehuangsandezhishi，zheiliangjiahuocaicongfalengzhongqingxing，caoqidishangdeduanliedezhuojiaohou，chaoliuxuanzaleguoqu。
“我竟然这么强？”
chushengueryuandeliuxuanzirenmeishaodajiaguo，dannengyijiaobarenchuaichuliangmikaiwai，haishirangtajiweizhenhan，erzheiyiqieyinggaidoushidedaolaotouchuanchengba？
liuxuanzhijuedeshentililiangbaopeng，yimiancongrongdeyingdi，tongshineizhongqiansuoweiyoudetiyan，rangliuxuanjuedingyingpengyingdeshixia，kanjianyingmianerlaidezhuojiao，zhijielunzhequantoujiuzaleshangqu。
“嘭”
zhuojiaobeiliuxuanzademuxiehengfei，zheiyizhaokeweishimanhengdaolejizhi，jiusuanshiyizhizaipangkanxidehanxuandoubumianweizhichayi，genghekuangshineilianggehunzi！
“还要不要玩了？”
liuxuanlandegenzheisanrenduofeihua，zhijieyibazhangjiangrenchoufanzaidi，yilianzhengningdexiaozheshuodao：“xianzainengtongrongjitianma？”
“通，绝对能通。”
huangsandengrenhuangkongdetanzaidishang，nalihaiganshuoqitahua？
liuxuanqieyidepaileliangxiashouzhang，huitouchaohanxuanliezuiyixiao，henshi**deshuodao：“biepa，yihouyouwobaohuni！”
sheizhihanxuantingdaozheihua，lianshangchaononggengshen，lengchaodao：“jiuni？baohuwo？feiwu！”
benyiweizijizheiyibocaozuo，nengzaihanxuanmianqianzuogegaiguan，quemomingdebeifanchaofengle。
liuxuangangadimolemobizi，xindichuquebazheiguoshuaijizhangqi，tongshigengjiandingleshouhuhaohanxuandexinnian。
suirantazhishigemaopaihuo，danshangtianjiranrangtazhongshengyicidejihui，binggenhanxuankunbangzaileyiqi，neianliuxuandexindidexiangfa，hanxuanjiushitazheibeizishouhudenvren。
“qiannimenqianwokendinghuihai，danshixuyaobangeyueshijian，meiwentiba？”
“meiwenti，zhanggeshuohuaneishiyigetuomoyigeding，womenxinnin。”
huangsandengrenxiangjizhuomisidediantou，gengangjinmenneixiaozhangmoyangpanruoliangren，chenghuangchengkongdecongdishangpaleqilai。
“那请滚吧。”
“好好好。”
huangsanxunsudechaoxiaodizhaolexiashou，chanxiaozhecongmenkoutuilechuquhou，haigongjingdezhuanshenbamenjidaishang。
guoranhaishiquantouying，jiushizhendaoli。
kanzhehuangsandengrenhuangkongdelikai，chucitiyandaoqiangzhedeziwei，liuxuanyufajiandingxiuxichuanchengdexin。
“bucuo，jintianyandebiyiqianzhenduole。”
turandepaizhangshengxiangqi，kaozaimenkuangshangdehanxuanquexiangbianxifaside，nachulejizhangchaopiaohou，duiliuxuanshuodao：“nuo，wojiushengxiazheimeduole。”
“演戏？”
liuxuanjinzhoumeitou，yilianyihuodeshuodao：“nijiwoqianganma？”
“xinlimeidianshuma？zheizhongbaxi，wojiuxiangkannihaiyaowanduoshaoci。”
hanxuanmeihaoqidebaqianpaizailiuxuanxiongkou，lengshengxiaodao：“wojiushengxiazheisanbaikuaile，niganjinnaqugenneibanghupenggouyouhuihuoquba。”。
hanxuandezheixiehua，rangliuxuantingdemeitoujinzhou，yixiebushuyuzijidejiyipianduanyongrunaohaishi，jingshihuangsanshangmentaoqian，zhangqibeibaochuibansihou，hanxuannaqianjiuxiaren。
dandengshihoudezhuanzhe，jiushizhangqigenhuangsandengrennadaoqianhou，beizhehanxuanbaqiannaquhuihuo。
“zheiwangbadansidehaizhenshibuyuan。”
zhangqidezheixiewochuojiyi，rangliuxuangengweibuchi，danxianzainengzuozhinengzaixindiwenhoudetongshi，gengweitongqinghanxuanzheigekeliandenvhai。
jiranmingbaileshiqingdeyuanwei，liuxuanyounaernengjieguohanxuanjideqian。
yuanyiweigangcaideyingyongbiaoxian，nengdedaohanxuandexiexuhaogan，quemeixiangdaojingranchengleduifangyanlizhuoliedebiaoyan。
“zheiqian，wobunengyao。”
“zenme？nihaixianqianshaoleme？”
danliuxuanquemeixiangdao，zijijujuededongzuo，jingbeihanxuanzaiciwuhui，zheiganjuerangshangbeizishizhainanchushendeliuxuanzaicigandaowuli。
qishibunancaicedeshiqingshi，zhei300kuaiyinggaishijializuihoudeqianle。
erhanxuanjingranhuizhudongbaqiantaochulai，kejianzheinvhaiyinggaishigejiweiyaoqiang，xinggedulidenvhaile。
“不是，我……！”
liuxuanbenhaixiangzhegenhanxuanshuoqingchu，tayouleneixiechuanchengxia，wanquankeyidaitaguoshanghaorizi，buhuizaixiangyiqianzhangqineiban，bahanxuandangchengyizhangfanpiao。
danzaihanxuankanlai，liuxuanzheijiushilaomaobingyoufanle。zaixianqianshaodeqingkuangxia，yaozaiciduitadongshou。
suoyi，hanxuandangjishixianxiashouweiqiang，chaoqiyigenzhuganzihou，duizheliuxuanqugandao：“gun！nijiwogunchuqu！”
mianduihanxuannazhuganziqugan，tazongbukenengxiangduihuangsanneiyangba，duihanxuanyidunquandajiaotishade。
suoyi，liuxuanzhinengbeiganchulewuzi，bingbeifansuozaiwuziwaimian。
“wohuizhengmingjinikan，laozibuzaishiyiqianneigezhangqile。”
liuxuanzaiwuwaifenrandenuhouleyisheng，zheicaixingxinglikailejiamen。
anzhaoliuxuandexiangfa，jiupingtadeneixiechuancheng，suisuibianbiandezhuangeqian，haibushishoudaoqinlaideshiqing？
daoshizaibazhuandaodeqian，shuaijihanxuanhou，shunbianzaimengliedegongxianyiboxia，liuxuanjiubuxinbunengbaodemeirengui？
yuexiangyueshidonglishizu，xinqingdahaodeliuxuanshunjiaotizhexiaoshizi，naohailipanxuanzhezhuduodefajiadaji。
“张奇。”
turandeyourenzaijiaomingzi，yebuzhishibenneng，haishiqitayinsu，liuxuanzidonghuitoukanqushi，jiujianhuangsandengrenhuanghuangyouyoudezouguolai。
“下手挺狠的哈。”
huangsanmiansejiweibushan，ziyadao：“qiandaoshouleme？”
huangsanxianzaihenshengqi，benlaishijiaqingjiushudeyichanghaoxi，kenglehanxuandeqianjiuzouren，quemeixiangzhangqihuituranxiaheishou，dadezijihetalianggexiongdishoulebuqingdeshang，dankanzaiqiandemianzishang，zijihaidejizhangqidaoqian，zheizhongbiequbietiduonanshoule。
tayijingdadingzhuyi，bujinyaojiangqianquanbunazou，haiyaojizhangqilaigekegumingxindejiaoxun，buranzheishiqingyaoshichuanchuqu，zijizheizhanglaolianhaizenmehun？
kedangliuxuankandaohuangsandengrenshi，yanjingqueliangdegendenglongside。
他不是在找钱么？
zheiqianxianzaibushizidongsongshangmenlaime。
liuxuanbahuangsandengrenzhijiekanchengleliewu，zheiqunrenyiqianmeishaokengguohanxuan，neikedoushihanxuandexuehanqian，bixuyaolianbendailidetaohuilai。
“什么钱？”
liuxuanzahuhudedengdazheyanjing，guzuotingbudongdemoyang，ranghuangsandengrenyufafennu。
meicuo，zaihuangsandengrenyanli，tazhangqijiushigeburuliudeshazi，naernengchengdeshangerliuzi？
zhisuoyichangchanggenzheihuosihunyiqi，wanquanshikanzaiqiandemianzishang，erbushitazhangqizheigefeiwu。
“zhangqi，**genwozhuangsuanshiba，ganjinbaqianjiwomenjiaochulai，buranworangnipahuijiaqu！”
“wozhenmeiqian，buxinnikan。”liuxuanbabiliandouganjingdekudoufanlechulai，wugudejixushuodao：“yaobu，sangezaijiewodian？”
“wojienigedaye！jiwodasita！”
huangsanwanmeixiangdaozhangqihui**daozheigedibu，wangchangshi，tazhixuzhaoliangsangerenzudui，qutajiahehuliangsanxia，dajiajiukeyinadaoqianquxiaosa。
danjintianquewuguailedunzoubushuo，xianzaizheizhangqibujinganlaiqian，erqiehaiganzhaotakaikoujieqian？
kanzhehuangsanshenhoudeneiliangxiaodichushou，liuxuandezuijiaochuluchuyimodechengdexiaorong，yinweiliuxuanxinliqingchudehen，tayaoshibuchedibahuangsandengjiahuodapa，neibujinshiyaobudaoqian，rihouhaihuizhaolaiwushudemafan。
suoyizheidajia？shizhenghefuheliuxuandexinyi。
kanzhejizhimugunhuxiaoerlai，chaotoushangjiuyaozaxiaqu，liuxuanshenxingjizhuan，qiaomiaodiduoguogunzitongshi，bingwenwendizhuazhuqizhongyigen，youshunshidejianggunzicongduifangshouliqiangleguolai。
“跟我动手？”
liuxuanlengxiaoyisheng，huidonggunzizaisanrenjianyoudongzhe，buguoduanduanshimiao，jirenbeidabengkuile，erliuxuanqueshihaofawushang。
“ge，biedale，wocuole。”huangsanpazaidishangkuhaodao，wuzhebeidazhongdelianle，keweiqicandaolejizhi。
erlingwaideliangrendeqingkuangyechabuduo，hunshenshangxiameiyouyichubutengde。
“错了？”
liuxuanrengxiagunzidunzaihuangsanmianqian，xiaodao：“haiyaoqianbu？wojini。”
“buyaole，buyaole。”huangsanbatouyaodexiangbolanggu，duishangliuxuandeneishuangmouzishi，xinzhongquemomingdehuangkongleqilai，shengpaliuxuandeneizhangxiaolianxia，huizaicituranchushouzouren。
tashiwanwanmeixiangguo，yixiangbeitaqiaobushang，nuoruorufeiwudezhangqi，jintianjingrangandongshou，momingdeaileliangdundabushuo，hairangtazhendeyouxiepale。
yanqiandezheijiahuo，zhendehaishiyuanxiandeneigefeiwuzhangqima？
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