qiyuejiaode《nvlaobanmanhengwuli，mensaonandatachaoai》zheibuxiaoshuokendingkeyirangnixihuan，shierningzhongshiergaoxiao，nengkanchuqiyuejiaoshiyongxinzaixiede。xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:jiyuanchuancongchufanglizouchulai，naqizhijincalecashou，danmouzainishangshenshangsaoleyixia，ranhoubazhijinrengjinlajitongli。……
nishangcishizhengwozaishafashangwanshouji，wanlemeiyihuitajiukandaoyelianfadepengyouquan，shiyizhangtahetalaogongdehezhaohaiyouyizhangtalaogongzaibangongzhuoqiangongzuodezhaopian。
sihushibeiyelianlianshangyangyidexingfuxiaorongsuoganran，nishangyemeirenzhuwanlewanchunjiao。
nishangzaishoujishangdianlejixia，falegepinglun。
kandaonilaogongzheimeshuai，wohoucaoyadouyaosuile。
yelianlaogongdequefeichangshuai，shuaidaoyelianzheigewaibiaoxiehuihuizhangzhijielunxian，meitianlazhenishanggantanzijiyoubeilaogongjishuaidaole。
zheishihoumenlingxiangqi，nishangkanleyanshijian，yinggaishijiyuanchuanlaile。
nishangrengxiashouji，zouqubamendakai。
jiyuanchuanyishoulinzheyidadaicai，yangguangxixiluoluodisazaitashenshang，baiyiheiku，shencaiyuncheng，yishuangfengyanjishilengdanyejiaorenyibukaimuguang。
nishangmeirenzhuzhijieshangshourouleroutadetoufa，“zheimezhunshi？”
jiyuanchuansuozheboziduokai，zhouzhemeimaozhenglizhezijidefaxing，“ganshenme？”
nishangmeirenzhulele，xiaozhezoujinwunei。
jiyuanchuanyouqingxu，danshirenzhemeibiaoxianchulai，zoudaoxuanguanchuhuanlexie。
nishangbatuiqiaozaichajishang，naqiyibaoguazikaishike，“chishenme？”
jiyuanchuanlinzhecai，miansebuyuedizoujinchufang，“chuanjianyifuba。”
nishangdunleyixia，kanzheshenshanghaishineijianchouduanshuiqun，zhishiqunzhangyouxieduan，qiaoqituideshihoudoupaodaodatuigenle。
“zenme，kanyingle？”nishangchaozhechufanghan。
chufanglichuanlaicaidaopaizaianbanshangdeshengyin，jiyuanchuanshuohuale，shengyinyouxienaonu。
“闭嘴！”
nishangxinqingyuyuedikanzheshouji，faxianyelianhuitadepinglunle。
nikuaibawopingbile，nineiyizuikaociyabubianyi。
nishangxiaomaleyiju，huita。
wodeyashizhende，binidejiaxiongzhenduole。
yelianzhijiejitafaxiaoxi。
kuaidianshandiao，buyaobeiwolaogongkandao！！！
倪裳笑瘫在沙发上。
jintiandetianqihenhao，gangruqiumeiduojiu，nuanyangyangdetaiyangjiazazheweiliangdefengchuizaishenshanghenshushi。
nishangzhenggerenshuzhanqilai，wenzhechufanglichuanlaidexiangqi，xinliyizhenyuyue，zhongyubuyongzaiweichifankaolvle。
“chifanle。”jiyuanchuanmeihaoqidibafancaiduandaofanzhuoshang。
nishangwenzheweidaozouguoqu，kanzhezhuozishangdesancaiyitang，sexiangweijuquan，duziyixiajiuele。
“kuaizikuaizi。”nishangzuozaiyizishangshenshou。
jiyuanchuantuoweiqundedongzuoyidun，xieyanpiezheta，“henjin，zijinaa。”
“kuaidian，jinijiagongzi。”
jiyuanchuanzeleyiju，shuaidiaoweiqunjinlechufang。
“jini。”jiyuanchuanbakuaizipaizaizhuozishang。
nishangkanzhetanaleliangshuangkuaizi，“niyezaizheichi？”
“zibenjia，buguanfana？”jiyuanchuanzhoumeidao。
“小白不吃饭吗？”
“tazhongwuzaixuexiaochi。”
“那晚上呢？”
“我回家给他做。”
“nigancuibatadaiguolaiyiqichi，shengdeneimemafan。”
jiyuanchuanyaoyaotou，buzaikaikou，anjingchifan。
nishangyemeiqiangqiu，bijingzijizaijiyuanchuanzheilidexingxiangjiqielie，youhendafengxianhuibatadebaobeidididaipian。
chiwanfanhou，jiyuanchuanbawankuainaquchufangxishuan。
“你下午上课吗？”
“ng。”jiyuanchuanyingleyiju。
“我送你去吧。”
“不用。”
“wozaijiadaizhewuliao，buguanniyaoyoufei。”
jiyuanchuancongchufanglizouchulai，naqizhijincalecashou，danmouzainishangshenshangsaoleyixia，ranhoubazhijinrengjinlajitongli。
“我骑自行车了。”
“你有驾照吗？”
“nixiangganma？”jiyuanchuannaqizijidebeibao，yilianjingtidikanzheta。
“woruguosongniyitaiche，nizenmebaodawo？”nishangmizheyanxiao。
“shenjingbing。”jiyuanchuanmaleyiju，jingzhizouquhuanxie。
“woshuozhende，mashangdongtiannihaiqizixingchea。”
“wodongsisuanwode。”jiyuanchuanhuanshangxie，dakaimenlikaile。
nishangjiuzhidao，yijiyuanchuanneigejiangzhongpiqi，zheishimeishangliang，buguonishanghaizhendeshixiangjitahuanliangche，yixiangdaotadadongtiandeqigezixingche，haizhenyoudianxinteng。
zhikexi，jiyuanchuanshenmedouhao，jiushipiqitaijuele。
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xiawu，yangzhuochengjinishangdaledianhua，shuoshifendianyourennaoshi，naodetingdade，fendianlaobanyingfubulaizhinengqingta。
nishangyibianmayibianhuanyifu。
huaneimeduoqianyangyiqunfeiwu。
“wohuasanwankuaiqianjiuzainizheimaikuairansebolishiba？jintianbixujiwogeshuofa！”
yigesishizuoyoudenvren，yizhebufei，daizheyigubaofahudeqizhi。
“nimenfuzerenni，rangtajiwochulai！”
“buranwomashangbaojing，gaonimenzhapian！”
“haojiejiezenmezheimedahuoqia。”nishanglalezhangyizi，“kuai，ganjinzuoxia，bieleizhe。”
“nijiushilaoban？”nvrenyijiaotikaiyizi，“wobuchinineiyitao，woyaoyigeshuofa。”
“neininyederangwozhidaofashengshenmecaixinga，buranwozenmejinishuofa，ninshuoshibushi？”
nvrenkantataidubucuo，huoqicaiweiweixiaoxialai，nachuyikuaiyuzhuo，haiyouyizhangzhijianzhengshu，“nizijikan。”
nishangnaguoneizhangzhijianzhengshu，ranhouyounazheyuzhuoduizheguangkanleyiyan，zheigezhuozidequeshijiade。
nishangxindiyichen，sisuopianke，taitouxiaodao，“shimeimeidecuo，guanlibuzhou，rangninpenglezheilajidongxi，nikanwozheibianshijinintuiqianhaishihuanhuoni？”
“tuiqian，nizheidianlidedongxiwoyigedoubuganxin。”nvrenzuozaiyizishang，shoulilinzhebao，shengyinpoda，yindebushaorenweiguan，haiyoulushipinde。
nishangjiyangzhuochengyigeyanshen，yangzhuochengxinlingshenhui，quchulidianmenkoudeneiqunren。
“jiejie，nizheishuodebudui。”nishangzuozaitapangbian，“womenyuhengfangdedongxidoushihuozhenjiashide，zheigekendingshijianchadeshihoumahurangrenzuanlekongzi。”
“我不管，退钱！”
“guangtuiqianbuxing。”nishangzhanqilai，zhizhedianlibaifangdesuoyouyushibaoqi，“ninsuibiantiaoyige，ruguohaishijiahuo，wozhijiejininzaituiyiciqian。”
nvrenlianseyidun，turanyouxiewusuoshicong，liandaidianlideyuangongliansedoubushihenhaokan。
yuhengfangdesuoyouwujiandoujiagebufei，zhijiebaisong，neikuidebushiyixingbandian。
“xiaozhang，qubangmangbanliyixiatuifeishouxu。”nishangdao。
“ehaode。”xiaozhanglianmangquqiantaibanli。
nishangfuqinvren，daizhetazaidianliyibianzouyibianjieshao，wulunshijiaqiandihaishijiaqiangaodedouyigaierlun。
“zenmeyangjiejie，jieqilema？”
nishangbazumulvdabaohaosongdaonvrendeshouli。
nvrenxianqianshengqilingrendeqishimeile，fandaokaishibuhaoyisiqilai，“woyechongdongle，shengyixinglonga。”
“哎，借您吉言。”
barensongzouhou，nishanglianshangdexiaorongshunjianxiaoshi，yangzhuochengxunsulaguoyizhangyizi，nishangzuozaiyizishang，mianwubiaoqingdidianleyigenyan。
“dianzhangni，chulai。”nishanghuanhuankaikou。
“wo，wozai。”dianzhangdouzheshengyin，jinzhangdibuganzhishinishangdeyanjing。
nishangbaneikuaijiayuzhuozazaidishang，yishengcuixiang，yuzhuoshuaichengliangban，suoyourendexindoudiaoleqilai。
nishangyouyoudao，“dianliweishenmehuiyoujiahuo。”
dianzhangmaizhetou，liangzhishoubuduanjiaowofenkai，chichibukenkaikou。
“bushuo？”nishangtiaomei，manmantuchuyikouyanqi，“neijiuzouren。”
dianzhangrengshimeikaikou，sihuyijingjieshoulezheizhongjieju。
jiuzainishangzhunbeizhanqilaizhunbeilikaishi，houmianturanyourenjiaozhuleta。
“是我！”
nishangzhuanguoshenkandaoyigenianqingnvhai，xiongpaishangxiezhelinxue。
“shiwoyishishuhu，bazhenpinhejiahuononghunle，dengwofaxiandeshihou，neikuaijiahuoyijingmaichuqule，buguaidianzhang。”
“linxue，xingle。”dianzhangniutouhechita。
nishangyoubashixianfangzaidianzhangshenshang。
“nizong，linxuetaneitianshengliqi，duzitengdeshoubule，suoyicaihuichucuo，ninkanjiujitayicijihuiba，tayigexiaoguniangzaishanghaidapinburongyi。”
“tazuocuoshijiuyaojieshouchengfa。”nishangdandao。
“nizong，wohuibushangdianlidesunshi。”linxuekaikou。
“neinixiacishengliqideshihouzenmeban？”nishangwen。
“wobaozhengmeiyouxiaci。”
“wolandetingnibaozheng。”nishangzhouzhemeimao，taduiyuzheizhongfanlecuozhihuishuowoyihougaiderenmeinaixin，nishangbayananxizaiyanhuigang，“nizouba，biezaizheiganle。”
“nizong！”dianzhangjidao，“linxuetazhendehennuli，zhishiyicixiaoshiwu，zheigechengfaweimiantaizhongle。”
“xiaoshiwu？”nishanghuiguotou，miqiyanjing，“nizhibuzhidaojiuzheimeyigexiaoshiwuwojiuhuibeirenzhuazhuxiaobianzi，jiuzheimeyigexiaoshiwuwozheimeduoniandexinxuejiuquanbaifei，nishuo，wonengchengshouzhujicizheizhongxiaoshiwu。”
dianzhanglianseshabai，daizaiyuandiyijuhuayeshuobuchulai。
zuihou，linxuehaishizoule。
nishangzuozaihouzuoshang，lianseshaoshaohuanhe。
yangzhuochengsaolejiyanhoushijing，zhenzhuodao，“woyihouyanjiaguanzhidicenggongzuorenyuan，baozhengbuhuizaifashengzheizhongshiqing。”
nishangbaibaishou，bishangyanjing。
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zuihouyijieke，jiyuanchuanbutingdikanzheshoubiao，dangxiakelingshengxiangqideneiyike，tashunjiancongjiaoshifeibenchuqu。
qishangzixingche，jiyuanchuanmabutingtidichaoxiaobaidexuexiaoganguoqu。
xiaobaigenzhejigepengyouzouchuxiaoyuan，yichuxiaomen，xiaobaijiukandaolejiyuanchuan。
“nizenmelaile？”xiaobaigenjigepengyougaobiehouzouguolai。
“接你回家吃饭。”
xiaobaiduokanletayiyan，yemeiduoshuoshenme。
banlushang，xiaobaitingzhezixingchezaigazhigazhidijiao，bianxiaozheshuo，“ge，zheichegaishouzhongzhengqinle。”
“ruguobatahuanle，woqiniqushangxue。”
xiaobaihahadaxiao，xiaowanhouyouxiezhengzhongdao：“nibuyonglaijiewode，neibangrenkendingbuganzailaile。”
“万一呢？”
“没有万一。”
“狗屁。”
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