zhujiaoshiyetianxingjizhixuandeshumingjiao《nilinlongba》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshiwujijianshengzuixinxiedeyibendoushishenghuofenggedexiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：tashichuanqizhanshen，queganyuanyinxingmaimingdangshangmennvxu，zhiweishouhuqiziheerzi。qiziheerzijiushitadenilin，longyounilin，chuzhizhesi！...
jieerliansandeshiwang，rangjizhixuanturanbaofale！
“ninengbunengbuyaozaichuiniule？！ruguoninengjiejuejijiademafan，haiyongzuozaizheilima？sinianlainidaodishenmeyangzinandaoyiweiwokanbudaoma？nizheishiyaohaisiwomenjijiaa！”
jizhixuandeshengyinyixiazijiudaqilai，yanleiyeduokuangerchu。
yiwangjizhixuansuiranduiyetianxingzhuduobuman，keyehenshaohuiheyetianxingchaojia，zuiduojiushitaidulengdaneryi，kezheiyici，jizhixuanzhongyurenbuzhubaofalechulai。
yetianxingzhengzhengdekanzheta，yanshenzhongyeyoujifentongchu：“zhixuan，nijiubunengxiangxinwoyicima？woshuodeshizhende！”
jizhixuanjiaoxiayigeliangqiang，tuihoulebanbu，wulidezuozaishafashang，yanmianerqi。
jiuzaizheishi，xiaohaixiaoxindeqingshengshuodao：“babamama，nimenbuyaochaojia……”
yetianxingxinzhongyizhan，jimanglaguoxiaohaibaozaihuaizhong，taitoukanzhehuangruweiwendejizhixuan，tanlekouqi：“womenxinpingqihedetanyitanhaoma？zheijinianwosuiranmeiyouweizheigejiazuotaiduogongxian，keshiwohecengpianguoni？wodayingnideyiqie，napazhishiyidiandianzuixiaozuixiweidexiaoshi，woyehuizuodao，wozuobudaode，woyecongweidayingguo！zheiyici，nijiuzhendebunengxiangxinwoma？”
yetianxingdehua，rangjizhixuandejianbangqingqingzhandouqilai，kequeyijiumeiyoutaitou。
sumeidaoshizaiyipanglengxiaodao：“nizuodaolegepi！zhengtianzaijiadaizhe，nidouzuoshenmele？wozenmemeikandao？feiwujiushifeiwu，huashuodezheimehaotingyoushenmeyong？nengdangqianhuama？”
yetianxinghuanhuanqishen，jibeitingzhi，yiziyijudeshuodao：“wobuhuiqudaoqiande，gengbieshuoketoule！nanerxixiayouhuangjin，guitianguidiguifumu！rangwoquxiangwangzhaoyangxiaguidaoqian，juebukeneng！hekuang……tayebupei！jijiadeshiqing，wohuijiejuede，congjintiankaishi，wohuirangjijiaqingyunzhishang，chengweizheigeshijieshangzuixianhedejiazu！”
yetianxingdeshengyinhenyouzhensheli，zheisinianlai，haihenshaoyourennengjiandaotarucirenzhendeyangzi。
keximingyuezhiguang，changzhaogouqu。
sumeilianshangdelengxiaozhiseyuefanongyu，chongmanlechaofeng。
jiulianjizhixuan，doupingfuleyixiaxinqing，huanhuantaitou，manliandeshiwang。
“yetianxing，nixianhuifangjianba，woxianzaibuxiangkandaoni！”jizhixuanshengyinweiweiyouxiezhandou。
“woxiangxinbaba！zuoweinanren，bunengqingyijirenxiagui！”turan，xiaohainaishengnaiqi，kequehenjiandingdekaikoule。
yetianxingzuijiaogouqileyimodandandexiaorong。
kejizhixuanqueqingqingyaotou，tazhidaoxiaohaishuodeshiduide，ketahaixiao，tabuzhidaozheigeshijieshang，chuletiandifumu，haiyouyizhongdongxinengrangnanrenxiagui。
那就是压力。
纪家的压力太大了！
yetianxingmeiyounengnai，jiukangbuzhuzheizhongyali，tazhongjiuhaishiyaoguixiade！
jizhixuanxinzhongbeiliang，quemeiyoufanbo。
kesumeiqueturanqishen，zhizhemenkou：“haijinshenmefangjian？yetianxingwogaosuni，nijintianyaoshibuqujiwangzhaoyangketoudaoqian，jiujilaonianggunchuqu！jijiabuhuanyingni！”
yetianxingganggangxiangyaomaikaidejiaobuyidun。
他在等待。
taxiangzhidao，zhixuanhuiruhexuanze？
zhendeyaobipotadezhangfu，tahaizidefuqinqujirenxiaguidaoqian，diujinzunyan？
一次！
napazhiyaoyici，tazhiyaonengxiangxinzijiyici，yetianxingkeyifashi，yidingyaorangtachengweizheigeshijieshangzuixingfu，zuizunguidenvren！
tajingjingdikanzhejizhixuan，lianshangmeiyoutaiduobiaoqing，zhishizaidengdaidaan。
jizhixuankanlekanyetianxing，zaikankanmuqinsumei，lianshangchongmanleyouyuhetongku。
“mama，buyaoganzoubaba，yaoxiangxinbaba，babashizuilihaide！”
xiaohaijimangpaodaojizhixuandeshenpang，zhuazhutadexiukou，qingqingyaohuang。
jizhixuanlianshangshanguotongku，kanxiangyetianxing：“zhiyaoninengdayingwobushuodahua，wokeyiliuxianide，nizaizheiyangxiaqu，huijiaohuaixiaohaide！”
yetianxingkusedexiaolexiao，tazhongjiuhaishibuxiangxinziji！
buguojiuzaiyetianxingxiangyaolikaideshihou，fangmenqueturandakai，laozhangrenjiwenkangtuimenjinlai，kandaozheijirenkudeku，kudeku，dunshiyileng。
“nimenzheishi……zenmele？”
sumeilenghengyisheng：“nizijiwenwenzheigewonangfei！”
jiwenkangxiayishidekanleyetianxingyiyan，yeshiwunaidetanqi：“xingle，doushiyijiaren，dandaidianba，zheidoushenmeshihoule，jiubiehouyuanqihuole！”
jiwenkangshuozhe，yemeixiwenganggangfashengleshenme，zhijiezuoxialai，xiayishidetanlekouqi。
sumeiyixiazijiudanxinqilaile：“laoji，gongsiqingkuangzenmeyang？youmeiyouhaozhuan？”
jiwenkangyiliandeyumen：“meiyouqian，nengyoushenmehaozhuan？”
“douguaizheigefeiwu！yaobushitazhaorelewangzhaoyang，shuobudingzhiyaozhixuanqiuqiuzheigewangzhaoyang，jiunengjiedaoqianle！”
sumeihenhendidengleyetianxingyiyan。
jiwenkanglengleyixia：“shenmewangzhaoyang？”
“jiushitamendetongxue，jintiantamentongxuejuhuishang……”
jiwenkanghaimeitingjiju，jiuzhijiebailebaishou：“xingle，zheixieshiwanshangzaishuo，yihuiyoukerenlaini，nixianzhunbeizhunbeiqu！”
sumeixiayishidewendao：“shenmekerena？”
“rongrongyijiayaolai，meifuhaishitingyouqiande，kankannengbunengjiechulaiba……”
jiwenkangtanzheqishuodao，zhishiyuqizhong，queyidianxinxindoumeiyou。
sumeilianseyeshiyibian，jirongyaolai？
zheishijiwenkangdeqinmeimei，buguoquebushigehaoxiangyudejiaose。
sumeiyegubudemayetianxingle，jimangpaodaochufangquzhunbei，buguohaishijiaoleyisheng：“kanshenmekan，haibukuaiguolaibangmang？dezuilewangzhaoyang，nihaixiangdezuinigufu？wonangfei！”
yetianxingmeiyoujijiaotaiduo，chenmozhezoudaochufangqubangmangle。
budaobangexiaoshi，jirongyijiajiudaole。
chulejizhixuandegugujironghegufucengqiangzhiwai，haiyoutabiaodicengyuwei。
sumeitingdaodongjing，jimangcongchufangchulai，xianghejirongyijiadagezhaohu。
buguojirongdeshixianquezhijielveguoleta，lenglengdekanxianglesumeishenhoudeyetianxing，turanchixiaodao：“yo，zheibushiyedashaoyema？zenmehaiqinzixiachujiwomenzuofanni？zheikezhenshishouchongruojingle！”
sumeidunshizhuantoudengleyetianxingyiyan：“nijiwogunhuiquzuofanqu！sheirangnichulaide？meirenzuofannijiurangwomenezhe？”
yetianxingyemeikaikou，zhishidandandekanleyiyanjirongzhihou，zhijiehuilechufang。
kejirongquebuyiburao，lianseyileng：“worangnizoulema？”
妻子酒后越界，下场比鬼还惨
作者：天天走上
栏目：都市
zuozhe：wowudilehaizinuligen
栏目：都市
zuozhe：xiangzuobaifumeidexiaoniu
栏目：都市
假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
栏目：都市
作者：木千
栏目：都市
一屋子亲戚逼我交出抚恤金，说我是个废物不配用
作者：加勒比海怪
栏目：都市
