litiantianzhuoxiaoranzuoweigudaiyanqingxiaoshuo《nongmentuanchongtafuxinggaozhao 》zhongdezhurengongquanfenwushu，henduowangyouchenjinzaizuozhe“ qiuhanweilan ”dujiachuangzuodejingcaijuqingzhong，xiangqingwei：“qige，niwendaoshaweidaomei，haoxiangsheijiadunroule。”libabaoxilexibizi。liqibaojiazheshu，“haoxiangshizan……
lierbaojiangzhaokuihuazhijierengzaidishang，fenfendao：“die，niang，kuihuazaichufangtouliangshi，beiwozhualegezhengzhe！~”
zhaokuihuabeishuaideyanmaojinxing，naomenshangzhuangchuyigedabao，xianggejijiaoside。
刘淑贤没多少意外。
laoerxifunengganchuzheizhongshilai，yezaiqinglizhizhong。
daoshiliwanquanqidebuxing，zhizhezhaokuihuadebizijianmadao：“laoerxifu，nizheigechilibawaidedongxi，zanjiaxinxinkukumaidianliangshirongyima，nishuodoubushuoyisheng，jiuwangniangjiana，nizheijiaotouqie，ruoshiquxianyabaoguan，nijiudengzhexiadayuba！~”
“wuwuwu，die，wozhidaocuole，woniangjianeitouyijingduanliangle，zaibuchifan，tamenjiudehuohuoesi，wuwu！”
zhaokuihuakudeyichouyichoude。
liwanquanniejinquantou，“jiusuanxiangjiejitamen，nibuhuigenwomenshuoma，nishiyabaa？”
“woyaoshishuole，dieniangyebuhuidayingde，wuwu。”
“suoyinijiutou？”liushuxianzhoulezhoumei。
tapachaojiahedaoxiaoguinv，bianbatalouzaihuaizhong，“laoerxifu，jirannizheimexihuanhuiniangjia，santianliangtoudewanghuipao，neiwoyebulanni，zhuajinhuiquba，womenlaolijiadiertaixiao，rongbuxianizheiweigunainai！~”
shuowan，liushuxiankanlelierbaoyiyan，“erbao，mashangjitashoushidongxi，rangtahuiniangjiazhuba，jinhouzaiyebietaruwomenlaolijiayibu，zanmenmeiguanxile！”
“wuwuwu，niang，ninzheihuashishayisia？”
zhaokuihuayiweipopohuixiangwangchangneiyangcongqingfaluo，mayiliangjujiuwanshile。
meixiangdaozheicizhendefahuole。
“nandao......nandaoninhaixiangrangerbaoxiulewoma？wuwu，womenliangkeshijiefafuqi，erqieerhejinniandouqisuile，zheixienianwozainimenjiarenlaorenyuan，chikushouzui，meiyougonglaohaiyoukulaoni，ninbunengganwozou！~”
zhaokuihuakaishiweizijibianjie。
litiantiantinghou，fanlegedabaiyan。
zheiersaozhenhuiwangzigeerlianshangtiejina。
tasuiranshengleerzhizi，dancongxiaodaodadoushilaonianghedasaozaizhaogu，ersaocongbuguanxinhaizidesihuo。
shenzhidaolezuijiannandeshihou，talianerzidemantoudouqiang。
jiuzheihaoren，buchenzaonianchuqu，yihoulaolijiameihao。
“dui，jiushiyaoxiuleni！~”
liushuxianmilemimouzi，fenfulierbao，“erbao，qubazhibinalai，xieyifengxiushu，ranhoubazhangcunzhangqingguolai，rangtazuoyigejianzheng！”
jinri，tashitielexinyaoxiudiaozhaokuihuale。
谁拦着都不好使。
“知道了娘！”
lierbaoyingleyisheng，zhuanshenjiunalaizhibi，zaishangmian‘shuashua’dexieleqilai。
zhaokuihuajianzhuang，kudegengdashengle，“erbao，niganshaa，nizhenxiangbawosaodichumena，biexiele，kuaibiexiele！~”
tabuguoshifanleyigexiaoxiaocuowu，laolijiajiuzheiyangduita。
kanlaitamenshitiqianyumouhaode。
lierbaowudongyuzhong，jixufenbijishu。
tabazhaokuihuazheixienianzuoguodechunshidouxiezaishangmian。
rangzheibaijiawanyizixikankan，tayouduokee。
jinmaiyazhanzaiyipang，yaoleyaozuichun，“neige、neigeerbao，yaobujiusuanleba，kuihuabijingshinixifu，kuangqieerhedouzheimedale，hebinaodaoxiexiushudedibuni？”
tabingbushixiangtianyoujiacu，zhishidanchundejuedeerhetaixiao，bunengmeiyouniang。
danzheifanhualuozaizhaokuihuaerzhong，rutongtianleigoudihuo，shunjiannaole。
“dasao，nixianzaihaibuwangshanfengdianhuoni？wodaodigenniyoushachoua，nijiuzheimehenwo？”
zhaokuihuanushengpaoxiao，sangzidouhanyale。
jinmaiyalianmangbaishou，“bububu、bushide，kuihua，woshizhenxintiniqiuqingde！~”
“yongbuzhe，shaogenwojiaxingxingde，nijiushigemapijing！”
zhaokuihuayanjingjihuyaopenchuhuolai，yaoyaqiechi，“zheixienianyaobushinizaidieniangmianqianshuowohuaihua，wozhiyubeiquanjiazhenduima？”
“laoerxifu，nibizui！”lidabaobuleyile。
zheisiwanyipingshazheiyangshuotaxifu？
yaobushikanzaierdihedieniangdefenshang，lidabaozaodouxuetale。
惯得臭毛病。
“dage，nihanshaa？woshuocuolema？”
zhaokuihuacongdishangpaqilai，zhizhejinmaiya，“nixifunianhuainianhuaide，sibuyaolian，yejiunibatadangchengbaoside，zheiyaohuangenanren，yitiandatababiandoubuxianduo！~”
litiantian：“......”
这二嫂真是个奇葩。
douzishennanbaole，haiyougongfumaitaidasaoni。
lidabaoshangqianyibu，huiwuzhequantou，“zhaokuihua，nishuohuajiwozhuyidian，nizaijialibushoudaijian，doushinizijizuochulaide，xianzaiyaobeinianchuqule，haiguaizaiwoxifutoushang，ninaodailiguanfentangleba？”
“dabao！”liushuxianqingkeyisheng。
示意大宝不要冲动。
jiupingzhaokuihuaneisipilailiandexingge，datayixia，tajiunengeshanglaolijia。
犯不上。
lierbaoxiehaoxiushu，zhijieshuaizaizhaokuihualianshang，“nahao，gunchuquba，yihouzaigantieshanglai，wojiuxueduannidetui！~”
“er、erbao！”zhaokuihuahehuaile。
tameixiangdaogenzijichengqinzheimeduoniandezhangfu，juranrucijueqing。
daobushilierbaohenxin，ershitagenzhaokuihuazhijiandeganqing，zaojiuchuxianliehenle。
nagenanrenhuirenshouyigehaochilanzuo、toujimogou、damahaizi、buxiaoshunzhangbeihaizhengtianreshidexifuni？
jianlierbaobudalita，zhaokuihuazhijiezuanzhulierhedeshou，“erzi，nidieyaobaniangnianchuqu，nikuaiquanquantaa！niyebushedenianglikaizheigejiaba？”
lierhedeshoubeizuandeshengteng，biaoqingyouxiebieniu。
“niang，ni、nixiansongkaiwohaobuhao！~”lierhedao。
taduizijizheigeniangpoweitouteng。
danfantaniangnengqinkuaidian，bangjialifendanyixieyali，yeyeheanaiyebuzhiyuqichengzheiyang。
youxieyuanhen，doushizhangnianleiyuejizanxialaide。
“erzi，nikuaiqubangniangqiuqinga，buran，niyihoujiumeiniangle！”
zhaokuihuajianerziwudongyuzhong，biankaishisichetadetoufa，“quqiuqinga，kuaiqu！~”
litiantian：“......”
zheizhongnvren，buzhilaolijiajieshoubule，kongpagaijiadaobiechu，yemeirenhuidaijianta。
lierbaojianzhuang，yijiaojiubazhaokuihuachuaifanzaidi，“niganshawanyi，zaipengwoerziyixiashishi，kanwobubanidezhuaziduoxialai！”
“呜呜，呜呜呜！”
zhaokuihuatanzaidishang，chuidazhedimian，“nimendoubushihaodongxi，yaoxiangxiulewojiuzhishuo，hebinaozheimeyichuni？”
“nishuosheibushihaodongxi？”
liwanquanniezhejimaodanzitiaoxiakang，zhizhezhaokuihua，“nizaijiwoshuoyibian！”
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