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weishoudedaobaliandahan，tianletianzuichun，yuqibushan。
yechenjiangkafeibeifangxia，bujinbuman，huanhuanzhanqishenlai。mianxianglezheibian。
“不错，是我！”
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“batafangle，zhiyuqitaren，genwowuguan，nimenxiangzenmeyang，wodoubuguan，danshita，nimendaibuzou！”
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“zheijiahuo，shifengleba？”
xuhaixinzhonglengxiao，juedeyechenjianzhichundaojiale，zaizheizhongshihouqiangzichulaichongyingxiongbushuo，haichuxiantiaoxinzheisigexiongtu，kuangyanyaoyirenbatamenquanbujiejue？
这简直是痴人说梦！
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“xiaozi，wosharenyuehuozheimeduonianlai，nishiwojianguoshuohuazuikuangdeyige！”
“chulaizuoyingxiong，yebukankanzijiyouduoshaojinliang，pingni，nengzuoshenme？”
daobalianlengxiaoyisheng：“womenbuzhibuhuifangren，wohaiyaorangnizoubuchuzheijiankafeiguan，nixinbuxin？”
tayanshenzhongshayibaoyong，jingshidongleshaxin。
xiaowenyuexinzhongjiaoji，tasuirankanbuqiyechen，danyebuxiwangyechenweiletapeishangzijidexingming，buzhudijiyechenshilianse，rangtazhaojihuitaopao。
yechenquanranmeiyoulihuitadeshense，zhishidandanyixiao：“shima？kanlainimenxuanzelehouzhe！”
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daobalianningxiaochusheng，zhunbeishangqianduiyechenchushou，huerganjuezijideshouwanbeirenezhu。
“什么？”
taxintouyijing，niuguotoulai，buzhiheshi，yechenjingranyijingdaoletadeshenpang，haizhuazhuletadeshouwan。
tashituzhengtuo，danyechenneixiuzhangbaixideshouzhang，jiuhaositieqianyiban，rangtafenhaodongdanbude。
“咔嚓！”
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zheifanbiangu，rangdesuoyourendoushiyidai，meiyourenherenxiangdao，rucixionghandedaobalian，juranhuibeiyechenzheimeqingyishoushidiao。
“你……”
qiyusanrenlikeyishidaoyujianlegaoshou，xiechixiaowenyuehelijingjingdeliangren，zhengyaobijintamen，yonglaiweixieyechen，zaitamentaishoudeyike，yechendeshouzhangyijingkouzailetamendeshouwanshang。
“咔嚓！”
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xiaowenyuehelijingjingchedijingdaile，tamenjuedeyechenjiuhaoxiangdianyingzhongturanchuxiandechaojiyingxiong，jiangxianruweijidetamenjiuxia。
xuhaihewangxuan，zeshiwanquanshayan，buganxiangxinyanqiandeyiqie。
zheimelihaidexiongtu，zhuanyanzhijian，jiubeiyechengandiaolesange，jianzhiruchuanqichifanyibanjiandan。
yechenkandoumeikanxiaowenyueyiyan，jingzhicongtashenpangzouguo，zhandaolezuihouyigedahanmianqian，mouzidanmo，shensuiruxing。
“该你了！”
dahanlianshangdexixuexiaorongzaoyixiaoshi，querdaizhideshimanmiandejingkong。
tashisirenzhizhongzhandoulizuiruodeyige，yechenquexianhoujiangqiyusanrendoufangdao，tayouzenmekenengshiyechendeduishou。
“砰！”
yechenmeiyouduoyudongzuo，yijiaotichu，zhengzhongqimianjia，tayangtoujiudao，xianxuemanmian，wanquanshiquleyishi。
yifenzhong，zhishiduanduandeyifenzhong，zheisimingxionghanfeitu，beiyechenyirentuanmie。
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yechenzishizhizhong，doumeiyoukantayiyan，tadakaikafeiguandamen，menwaiyiqunbaoanhaiyouganlaidejingchajiangtongdaoweideshuixiebutong。
“tamenyijingmeiyouweixiele，jinquzhuarenba！”
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zaijingchajuzuoleyifenbiluzhihou，yechenjujuelebaojiang，xiaowenyuehelijingjingxiangyaoxiangtadaoxie，quefajueyechenzaoyilikailejingchaju。
huidaojiazhong，xiaowenyuehaishiyouxieshishen，huixiangqijintianzaikafeiguanfashengdeshiqing，tahaishijuedehaoxiangzuoleyichangmeng。
“yueyue，nihuilaile，xiaochenni？”
hehuimincongchufanglichulai，tayeshigangdaojiabujiu，kandaoxiaowenyueyigeren，yebujianyechen，tayouxieqiguai。
“yechenma？tazouleba！”
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“zoule？”hehuiminyilianyouse，“tayigeren，zailuchengwuyiwukao，tahuiquna？”
xiaowenyuexinzhongyouxiefanluan，suikouhuidao：“yexutayouzijidequchu，duile，tazouzhiqian，liuledongxijini，jiushineige！”
tazhideziranshiyechenliuxialeniupizhibaoguo。
hehuimintingshuoyeyechenliuxialaile，likejiangbaoguodakai，kandaolimiandedongxihou，taxianshiyileng，erhoubiaoqingshuzhan，luchuxinweidexiaorong。
“ma，limianshishenmedongxi？”
xiaowenyueniuguotoulai，yilianhaoqi。
hehuiminjiangbaoguotankai，luchuleyizhazhadebaiyuandachao，zuyoushizha，erpangbian，shizhiqianhehuiminjiyechendeneiyiqianyuanxianjin。
hehuiminjiangqianfangzaileyipang，xiamianshiyizhangzitiao，xiaowenyuerenbuzhukuaibushangqian，xiangzhidaozheijiujingshizenmehuishi。
zhijianzitiaoshangmianxiezheyiduanhua：dishuizhien，yongquanxiangbao，heyideenqing，yechenyongyuanmingjizaixin，zheishiwohainindeqian，youjihuizailaibaifang！
hehuimingankaidao：“dangnian，wozaishanzhongmimilu，shixiaochendaiwocongdashanlizouchulaide，shihouwojiletayiwankuai，dangzuodaxie，dantajianchishuozheishitajiejiwode，rihouyidinghuiguihai，wodangshiyemeidanghuishi！”
“meixiangdao，guolejinian，tazhendelaihaiqianle，erqie，haihaileshiwan，zheiyangdenanhaizi，zhenshishijianshaoyoulea！”
yipangdexiaowenyuewenyan，dunshiruzaoleiji，biaoqingchedininggu。
xiangdaozijilengyanlelingyechenlikaitajiabieshu，yisiaohuiwanrudushebancongxindichanraoershang！
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