meitiandaoqianduzheyiwanzixiede《nanpengyouzangsifangqian,wozhijiefenshou》zheibenshushidoushishenghuoleixingdeshu,rangrenkanguohouhuiweiwuqiong,qianglietuijiandajiakanyixia!zhujiaoweiluyuxiaorou,zhuyaojiangdeshi:「neijiutingtingyinleba。」tadakaiyinxiang,fangleyishouqingroudegangqinqu。shuhuandeyinle,zaifangjianlihuidang。……
「wozenmeyexiangbudao,huizaizheili,yizheizhongfangshi,faxiantazangsifangqian。」wodeshoutingzaixiyijili,
niezheneijianhuisetxu。yingbangbangde,xiangyikuaixiaoshitou。woyiweishiwanglenachulaideyingbi。
kedangwodeshouzhitanjinqu,modaodequeshiyigexiaoxiaodesuliaodai。limianzhuangzheyidiebaiyuandachao。
wozhenggerenjiangzhule。xinzangxiangbeirenhenhenzuanleyiba。tengdewochuanbuguoqi。ta,luyu,
woxianglianwuniandenanpengyou。neigewoyiweihuijiehun,huiyiqiduguoyushengdenanren。tajingranzangsifangqian。
「zheishishenmeyisi?」「shizhunbeijiwoyigejingxi,haishi……」wodelizhizaipinmingzhengzha。
kenaozilidehuamianquexiangdianyingyiyangfeisushanhui。neixietazhizhiwuwubukenhuaqiandeshike。
neixietashuo“xinyongkaedubugou”dehuangyan。yuanlai,doushiweilezheixiejianbudeguangdeqian。
wobaneidieqiannachulai。shuleshu。sanqian。busuanduo。kezheisanqiankuaiqian,yakualewoxinzhongsuoyoudexinren。
wobaqianfanghuiyuanchu,batxufangjinxiyiji。ranhou,wojiluyudaleyigedianhua。「wei,qinaide,
zenmele?」tadeshengyintingqilaineimewenrou,neimewugu。kewozhijuedeexin。「niwanshangjidianhuilai?」
「dagaibadianba,zenmele,xiangwole?」「ng,xiangnile。」woqiangrenzheexin,zhuangchupingshitianmidemoyang。
「dengnihuilai,woyoujianshixianggennishuo。」「hao,neiwozaodianhuiqu。」gualedianhua,wotanzuozaishafashang。
yanleizhibuzhudiliuxialai。woconglaimeiyouzheimeshiwangguo。bushiyinweitazanglesanqiankuaiqian。ershiyinwei,
tapianwo。taqipianlewozhengzhengwunian。woyiweiwomendeaishitoumingde。woyiweiwomenzhijianmeiyoumimi。
kewocuole。womenzhijiandeguanxi,congyikaishi,jiumaixialeyinhuan。woshenzhikaishihuaiyi,
tazhiqianshuodeneixietianyanmiyu,shibushiyeshihuangyan。wobishangyanjing,nulirangzijilengjingxialai。
wogaosuziji,buyaochongdong。woyaodengtahuilai,dangmianwenqingchu。kewodexin,yijinglianglebanjie。badianzheng。
menkaile。luyutizheyidaiwozuiaichidecaomei,xiaozhezoujinlai。「qinaide,wohuilaile。」tawanxiayao,
xiangwenwo。woxiayishidiwanghouduoleyixia。talengzhule。「zenmele?bushufuma?」
taguanqiedimolemowodeetou。wobokaitadeshou。「luyu,womentantanba。」wodeshengyinhenpingjing。
pingjingdelianwozijidougandaojingya。talianshangdexiaorongmanmanxiaoshile。tabacaomeifangzaizhuoshang,
zaiwoduimiandeshafashangzuoxia。「zenmele?chushenmeshile?」tadeyanshenlishanguoyisibuan。
「nibajintianchuandetxunachulai。」wozhishizheta,yiziyijudishuo。tadeyanshenkaishishanshuo。「txu?
shenmetxu?」tazhuangzuoyifubumingbaideyangzi。「jiushinizaoshangchuandeneijianhuisedetxu。」「e,
neigea,zenmele?」tayiranzaizhuangsha。「niqubatacongxiyijilinachulai。」wodingzhetadeyanjing,
bufangguotarenheyigeweixiaodebiaoqing。tazhanqilai,manmandizoudaoxiyijiqian。tadakaixiyijimen,
shoushenjinqu,mosuoleyixia。ranhou,tabaneijiantxunalechulai。「zenmele?」
tadeshengyindaizheyisizhandou。「nizijikan。」wozhilezhitadeshou。tadixiatou,kanzheneijiantxu。
takandaoleneigezangqiandesuliaodai。taquanshendexueye,haoxiangdouninggule。tadelianse,shunjianbiandecanbai。
「zhei……」「zheishishenme?」wolenglengdiwen。tadehoujieshangxiagundong,queshuobuchuyijuhua。「luyu,
zheishishenme?」wozhongfuleyibian。tadeshoukaishidou。「xiaorou,nitingwojieshi。」tazhongyukaikoule。
「jieshishenme?」wochaofengdixiaolexiao。「jieshiniweishenmezangsifangqianma?」
「bushi……bushinixiangdeneiyang。」tajiqiedibianjie。「neishinayang?」「zheishiwo……」
tayouyuleyixia。「zheishiwozhunbeijinimaigexinshoujideqian。」「nibushiyizhishuonideshoujikama?」
tataiqitou,yanjinglidaizhekenqiu。「jiwomaishouji?」「yongzangzaixiyijilideqian?」
wodeshengyintigaolejigefenbei。「neiniweishenmebuzhijiegenwoshuo?」「weishenmebuzhijiebaqianjiwo?」
tawuyanyidui。「luyu,nijuedewoshama?」「nijuedewohuixiangxinzheizhongguihuama?」「wo……」
tadixiatou。「xiaorou,duibuqi。」tadedaoqian,tingqilaineimecangbaiwuli。「woweishenmeyaoduinishengqi?」
wozhanleqilai,zoudaotamianqian。「shiyinweizheisanqiankuaiqianma?」「bu。」「shiyinweinipianwo。」
wozhizheta,shengyinlidaizhezhandou。「nipianwo,pianlewozhengzhengwunian。」「zheisanqiankuaiqian,
zhishiyigedaohuosuo。」「wobuzhidaonihaiyouduoshaoshiqingmanzhewo。」「wobuzhidaonihaiyouduoshaogehuangyan。」
wodeyanlei,zaiciyonglechulai。taxiangshenshoubaowo。wowanghoutuileyibu。「biepengwo。」woyanedikanzheta。
「xiaorou,wozhidaowocuole。」「jiwoyigejihui,haoma?」taaiqiuzhe。「jihui?」wolengxiaoyisheng。
「nijiguowojihuima?」「nibawomendexinren,yidianyidiandi,quandoumoguangle。」
「wobuzhidaonishuodenajuhuashizhende,najuhuashijiade。」「wobuzhidaonizuodenajianshi,
shifazineixinde,najianshi,shixuqingjiayi。」wogandaoyizhenxuanyun。woyiweidexingfu,
yuanlaidoushijianlizaihuangyanzhishang。「xiaorou,wofashi,wozhizanglezheisanqiankuaiqian。」「wofashi,
womeiyouzuoguoduibuqinideshi。」tajuqishou,xiangzhengmingzijideqingbai。kezheizaiwodeyanli,shiduomekexiao。
「nijuedewohuixiangxinma?」wokanzheta,yanshenlichongmanleshiwang。「niyiciyouyicidiqipianwo,
xianzaihaixiangrangwoxiangxinni。」「luyu,womendeguanxi,daociweizhiba。」woshuochulezheijuhua。wodexin,
xiangbeisikaileyigedakouzi。xianxuelinli。kewomeiyouhouhui。wowufarenshouyige,chuchuduiwosahuangdenanren。
「bu!xiaorou!nibunengzheimeduiwo!」tazhuazhuwodeshou。「nilengjingyidian,haobuhao?」
「wobunengmeiyouni。」「wobunengmeiyouni!」tahoujiaozhe,shengyinlidaizhejuewang。「luyu,
wobushinidefushupin。」「woshiyigedulidegeti。」「woxuyaodeshiyige,
nenghewotanchengxiangdaidebanlv。」「erbushiyige,chuchuduiwoyinman,chuchuduiwosahuangdenanren。」
woyonglishuaikaitadeshou。talengzhule。takanzhewo,yanshenlichongmanlebukezhixin。「xiaorou,ni……」
「wobushizaigennikaiwanxiao。」wonaqichuangtoudebao,bawodeshoujiheyaochinalechulai。「zheishiwodeshouji,
zheishiwodeyaochi。」「congxianzaikaishi,womenmeiyourenheguanxile。」tapuguolai,xiangbaozhuwo。
wozaiciduokai。「biezaipengwo。」wodeshengyin,lengdexiangbing。wozhuanshen,dakaimen,zoulechuqu。「xiaorou!」
tasixinliefeidehuhansheng,congwoshenhouchuanlai。womeiyouhuitou。woyemeiyouku。yinweiwozhidao,zheiyike,
wodexin,yijingsile。wozouchujiamen。yefengchuilai,daizheyisiliangyi。wokanzhewanjiadenghuo,
xinliyipianmangran。wodewunianqingchun,wodewunianganqing。jiuzheiyang,fuzhudongliule。wobuhouhui。wozhijuede,
yiqiedoujieshule。woganjuedaoleqiansuoweiyoudeqingsong。woshuaidiaoleshenshangdejiasuo。woshuaidiaoleneige,
yizhidouzaiqipianwodenanren。womanwumudedizouzaijieshang。wobuzhidaoyaoqunali。danwozhidao,wodeweilai,
yidinghuibixianzaihao。yinweiwodeweilai,shishuyuwozijide。meiyouhuangyan,meiyouqipian。
「wobushizaiweisanqiankuaiqianfenshou。」「woshiyinwei,tarangwokandaolerenxingdechoulou。」「rangwokandaole,
woyizhixinrenderen,shiduomedexuwei。」「zheichangfenshou,shizaowandeshi。」「zhishizheisanqiankuaiqian,
tiqianleeryi。」wotaitoukanzhetiankong。yuelianghenliang。woganjue,woyebiandehenliang。womeiyouku。wozhishi,
shihuaile。jiuzheiyang,woheluyu,chedijieshule。wodewunian,gaoyiduanluo。erwodexinshenghuo,jijiangkaishi。
wotaochushouji,dajiwodeguimi。「wei,xiaoyu。」wodeshengyin,daizheyisishaya。「zenmele?
zheimewanlehaimeishui?」guimideshengyin,chongmanleguanxin。「wofenshoule。」woqingshengshuo。dianhuaneitou,
xianrulechenmo。「……weishenme?」taxiaoxinyiyidiwen。womeiyouhuida。zhishixiaolexiao。「xiaoyu,
laipeiwohejiuba。」「hao。」tazhishuoleyigezi。ranhou,gualedianhua。wozhanzailudengxia。
kanzhezijideyingzibeiladehaozhang。wodeyingzi,shigudude。danwodexin,shiziyoude。womaikaijiaobu,
xiangzhewoguimijiadefangxiangzouqu。wozhidao,weilaihaihuiyouhenduokunnan。danwobupa。
yinweiwobuzaishiyigebeihuangyanmengbideren。woshiyige,ganyumianduixianshi,ganyuzhongxinkaishidenvren。
woxiangxin,wodeweilai,huiyipianguangming。jiuzheiyang,wokaishilewodexinshenghuo。erluyu,
chengweilewoshengmingzhongdeyigeguoke。yige,beiwoyongyuanshanchudeguoke。2yudianqiaodazhechechuang,
fachudandiaodeshengxiang。wozuozaifujiashi,kanzheyushuaqizuoyouyaobai。「meishide,nihaiyouwo。」
xiaoyuyibiankaiche,yibianqingshenganweiwo。「wozhidao。」wodandandihuiying。wozhidaowohaiyouta。
kewodexinli,yirankongdangdangde。「nizhende……buhouhuima?」taxiaoxinyiyidiwen。wozhuanguotou,
kanzheta。tadelianshang,xiemanledanyou。「houhui?」woxiaole。「woweishenmeyaohouhui?」「ruguowohouhui,
jiuzhengmingwodexuanzeshicuode。」「kewodexuanze,conglaidoumeiyoucuo。」「tapianwo,tahuogai。」
wodeyuqihenpingjing,pingjingdexiangshizaishuobierendegushi。「nizhende……」taxiangshuoshenme,youyanlehuiqu。
「womeishi。」「wozhishiyoudianleile。」**zaiyibeishang,bishangleyanjing。naozili,
quanshineidiebaiyuandachao。neisanqiankuaiqian,xiangyibafenglidedao。zaiwodexinshang,hualeyidaokouzi。ranhou,
sashangleyibayan。tengdewo,chuanbuguoqi。「xiaorou,daole。」xiaoyudeshengyin,zaiwoerbianxiangqi。
wozhengkaiyanjing。yingruyanliande,shitawenxindexiaogongyu。yijinmen,yigunuanliujiuyongleshanglai。nuanqihenzu,
yehenanjing。xiaoyujiwodaoleyibeireniunai。「hedianba,nuannuanshenzi。」tababeizidijiwo。
wojieguobeizi,pengzaishouli。reqi,manmandiwennuanlewodeshou。yewennuanlewodexin。「xiexieni,xiaoyu。」
「shagua,genjiejiekeqishenme。」taxiaozhe,molemowodetou。「woxianquxigezao。」wodiandiantou。
yushili,shuiliushenghuahuazuoxiang。wozhanzailinyuxia。renyoureshuichongshuazhewodeshenti。woganjue,
woshenshangdesuoyouwuhui,doubeichongzoule。baokuo,woduiluyudeai。xiwanzao,wochuanzhexiaoyudeshuiyi,
zuozaishafashang。tanaleyipinghongjiu,lianggegaojiaobei。「zenmeyang,hedian?」woyaoleyaotou。「buxianghe。」
「neijiutingtingyinleba。」tadakaiyinxiang,fangleyishouqingroudegangqinqu。shuhuandeyinle,zaifangjianlihuidang。
woganjue,wodexin,manmandi,pingjingxialai。「xiaorou,nizhendemeishima?」tazuozaiwoshenbian,qingshengwen。
「zhendemeishi。」「wozhishi,youdianxiangku。」wodeyankuang,youxieshirun。「neijiukuba。」tabaozhuwo。
「kuchulai,jiuhaole。」womeiyouku。wozhishi,batoumaizaitadehuaili。jingjingdiganshouzhetadewennuan。
guolehenjiu,wocaitaiqitou。「xiaoyu,womenyiqizhuba。」wokanzheta,renzhendishuo。talengzhule。
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