《nanpengyouzhaowojieqian，yuanlaishiweilezhuiwoshiyou》shishiwankuanghuachuangzuodeyibuduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，zhujiaoyaoxueyangqingqingdegushilingrendongrong。zaizheigelingrenzhixideshijiezhong，yaoxueyangqingqingjinglileyixiliejingxindongpodemaoxian，tongshiyexianrujiujiedeganqingjiugezhizhong。zheibenxiaoshuochongmanxijuxingheyinrenrushengdeqingjie，bidinghuixiyindaliangduzhedeguanzhu。woxiaodao：“neinizheimeyouqian，gaoxiaoyueqianwodeqian，douyounilaihaiba，tajiezoudeqian，neitianniguoshengyonglewojiadedongxi……。
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wodiankaileguimijiwodelianjie。
lianjielishiyigetiezi，biaotishi：baijinxurong，nvdaxueshengbeibaoyang。
woxianzaicaizhidaoyangqingqingshuodeshishenmeyisi。
zhaopianlidedaxueshengheranjiushiwoziji。wozuozaiyiliangpaocheshang，kaichedeshigefafudepangnanren，yourenbalechulai，zheigenanrenshidangdiyoumingdeyigeqiyelaoban。
pinglunlifenfengantan，zheigeshijiejiushizheimexianshi，weileqianchumaizijideshiqingyidianerdoubuxinxian。
suihouwoyebeibachulaile，dajiadouzaimazheigedayinvshengyaoxue。
“zheiyetaiexinleba，woyejianguota，zhenmeikanchulaia。zhiqianjiuchuantadangxiaosan，yuanlaihaiyouzheihuishi。”
“zheizhongrenzenmeyouzigejixudaizaixuexiaoli，ganjintuixueba，miandewuruxuexiaodemingyu。”
wocaifanyingguolai，yuanlaibaitiangaoxiaoyueneijuangzang，shuodeshiwoa。
zhaopianliderendequeshiwomeicuo，neigenanrenyedequeshiyigeqiyelaoban，neishiwomamahaojiemeideerzi，wocongxiaohantagegede。
woayizaiguowaizuoshengyi，nandehuilaiyici，suoyitazhuanmenguolaijiewoqujucan，jieguobeichuanchengzheiyang，zheiqunrenzhenshiyouxiangxiangli。
woyongzijidehaohuifuleyiju，zaoyaodejiudengzhelvshihanba。
后面又是一阵群嘲。
“niyoubushidamingxing，xuebierenfashenmelvshihan?”
“shirenzhendema?lvshihan?neiwojiudengzheshichuile，hehe。”
tiezixianzaiyijingbeigaileliangbaiduolou，youyixiaobanhaishiguimigongxiande，tagenyigejiaozuo“wuyue”dexiaohaoduipen，yigerendingshigeshuijun。
“wuyue”shuodetoutoushidao，woyigedaxuesheng，youmeiyoushenmebeijing，naerlaideqianmaihaozhai，guozheimeshechideshenghuo。zheigerenhaishengchengjianguowoma，shuoneifuyangzi，yikanyeshixiaosan，guoranshiyimaixiangcheng。
guimihuifushuo：“nijiwodengzhe，daoshihouzhengmingnishuodemeiyijuzhende，wobanidegouyankouxialai。”
wodadianhuazhaorenchazheijianshideshihou，caifaxiantieziyijingshilianggeyuezhiqianfade，xianzaizhishibeiwafenleeryi。
guimineibianbiwohaikuai，wogangguadianhua，tajiujiwodaguolai，shuoyijingchaqingchule，zheigetiezijiushigaoxiaoyuefade。
lianggeyuezhiqian，tahaigenwozaiyiqi，yuanlaineigeshihou，tajiuduiwoshizheizhongtaidulema?
yibianxianqiwo“baijinangzang”，yibianhuazhewo“maishen”deqianzhuitaxinzhongdefupo。
diertian，yangqingqingpaodaowomianqianlaichaofeng：“yaoxue，nihaiyoulianjixudaoxuexiaolimianlaia?yaoshiwodehua，zaojiuzhaogedifengzuanjinqule。”
wolengzheyizhanglian：“baniyijulineixiejiahuoqingliwanle，zaiguanbierendeshiba。”
yangqingqingnandeyouyicimeiyouyinweizheigeshengqi，taxiaoxixidishuo：“jijianshechipinyoushenmedabuledea?youyijianshinizhenglaidema?”
“怎么没有?”
tameiliwo：“qie，zuiyingshenme。”
taturanzaiwomianqiandese，woyezhidaoshizenmeyihuishi，bujiushixiazhouyaoshijituanyaodaoxuexiaojubanwenhuahuideshiqingma，fudaoyuanrangtaqudangxiaojizhezuocaifang。
zheicishiyaoshidezongjinglidaoxuexiaojidajiazuoxuanjiang，yaozongjingli，jiushineigeyaocongtababayaodongshoulijieshougongsidenvqiangren，shizhongduonvshengmenxinzhongdeouxiang。
yangqingqingyinggaizuolehenduodiaochale，zhidaoyaozongjingliyouyigenverjiaopeixue，danshitagujimeiyoudiaochadao，peixueyijingzaigaokaozhiqiangailemingzi，xianzaigenmuqinxing，jiaozuoyaoxue。
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zhoumodeshihou，wozuofeijihuilezijijia，wenwomaguanyuwenhuahuideshiqing。
tashuo：“dangtiandexingchengyoubian，wocongmoerbenhuilai，lingchenluodi，yaoxianqugongsikaigehui，ranhoucaiqunixuexiao，fangxinba，suiranchiyidianer，danshiyidinghuilaide。”
woyanjingyizhuan：“mazheimeleile，gancuizheiciwoquxuanjiangba，yebushishenmetebiezhongyaodehuodong。”
“nipingchangbushizuibuxihuanzaizheizhongchanghepaotoulumianlema?zheihuishizenmele?”
“ninbushilaoshuorangwoquduanlianduanlianma，zaishuole，fanzhengliangnianhoushixiyeyaokaishizuozheixie，burutiqianshuxiyixia。”
laomadeyanshenchongmanletanjiu，yilianwoyouyaozhengshenmeyaoezidebiaoqing，woyongliangshanshandedayanjingchongmanxijidibiaoshiqiqiu。
“xingba，zhangzhulihuibaxuanjiangdegaozinajini，liuchengnitiqianshuxiyixia，daoshihoutahuijinibangmang。”
“haiyou，”laomazhuazhuwodehouling，bawolinhuilai，“banidexingxiangshiduoshiduo，niyaoshichuanzhegeshuiyihuozheyundongshanqu，kanwozenmeshoushini。”
woshenchushoubileyigeokdezishi，lianlianshuodao：“mingbai，meiwenti。”
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wenhuahuineitian，yangqingqingdabanyixin，chunguangmanmian。
wowanghuazhuangjianzoudeshihou，tingjiantaduipangbianderenyiqizhishi：“doujihaole，jiuzheixiewenti，wenwanjiuzuoxia，bugaiwendebiewen。”
pangbianjigetongxuelianlianchengshi。
youyigenvhaiyanjingjian，tadiyigekandaowo：“yao……yaoxue?”
wojintianyishenshensexizhuang，bozishangxileyigeanhongsedesijin，chuanzhebagongfendegaogenxie。toufagenyiqianyiyangshimawei，buguowoyijingbamaozaodetoufalazhile，zaizheishenzhuangbandechentuoxia，xiandechengshuyouganlian。
“haoshuaiqia，yaoxuenidabanqilaizhenhaokan。”
tongxuemenweizhewowendongwenxi，wenwodezhuangrong，shenshangdezhuangban，haiyoushibushiyeyaoyixiaojizheshenfencanjiajintiandewenhuahui。
“yaoxue?nidaozheierlaiganshenme?”yangqingqingdeyuqichongmanlehuoyaowei。
“wolaijidajiaxuanjianga，yihuiernizailaicaifangwoba，haoma?”woshiyitaganjinrangkai。
“nixuanjiang?nishiyaozongjinglima?biezaizheierdiurenxianyan。”
zhangzhulizoudaowoqianmianlai，bayangqingqingdangkai：“zheiciyoudaxiaojiedaitiyaozongxuanjiang，zheiweinvshiqingnirangyixia，womenganzhequhuazhuangjian。”
zaichangderendaoxiyikoulengqi：“daxiaojie?”
yangqingqingyanjingdengdelaoda，miansetieqing，dantahaishibuxiangxin：“yaoxue，nimaochongshenmedaxiaojie，buguoshiyigebeibaoyangdexiaosan，youshenmezigejidajiajianghua?”
tazuilidehuayueshuoyuelipu，zhangzhulixunsushiyibaoanbatadaixiaqu，tayibianzhengzha，yibianhaizaimailimawo，zuizhonghaishibeibaoanganchulehuichang。
wozuozaihoutaidejingzimianqian，huazhuangshilaijiwobuzhuang，zhouweiderenhaoxiangcaiconggangcaidesaoluanzhonghuiguoshenlai，wotingjianyourenqieqiesiyu。
“真的假的啊?”
“kanzheizhenshi，hainengyoujiama?”
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zhicideshihou，quanchangyaquewusheng。
“zheiciyaozongturanxingchengyoubian，suoyiyouwoyaoxue，laijidajiazuozheicixuanjiang。”
womanyidikanzhezaizuogeweizhenjingdebiaoqing，youqishigenworenshidetongbantongxue，yijigebibantongxue，haiyouwoqinqiedefudaoyuan。
dengwoshuowan，neijigezhunbeihaodexiaojizheyigejieyigeshanglaitiwen。
qizhongyilianggeyiqianlianzhengyandoubudaiqiaowode，xianzaiduiwodetaiduyibaibashidudazhuanbian，wohaiconglaimeijianguotamenzheimegongjingdeyangzi。
meicihuidawanbizhihou，quanchangyipianzhangshengleidong。
zheiciwenhuahuidehuodongjieshu，xuexiaoluntanyijitiebadengdifangyijingzhaleguo。
“yaoxue?tashibeichuanlehenjiuchouwendeneige?yuanlairenjiashizhenzhengdedaxiaojie。”
“tadangshenmeqingfu?shuojubuhaotingde，youdeshirenshangganzhedangqingfu，renjiahaibuyidingxiangyao!”
“tianna，haihaowomeidezuita。zheixiayourendeliansejingcaige。”
“duile，yangqingqingni，tabushixiaojizhema?zenmemeijianren。”
“loushang2gwang?chiguasuduyetaimanle，zijiqukandangtianhuichanglideshipinba。”
yangqingqingbeilianggebaoantuochuqudeshipinyijingchuanbianle，haiyourenbatazheiduanlangbeideyangzigenwoxuanjiangdeshipinfangyiqi，duibichulaijianzhitianrangzhibie。
haiyourenbachulai，yangqingqingdebamadoushiyaoshijituanlideyuangong，genbenjiubushishenmemingyuan。
beirenchaichuanlexiyangjing，tahaozhangyiduanshijiandoutaibuqitoulai。
zuikaishijiandaowo，tahaiyilianfenfenbuping，zhujianjiuzhenggerendounianerle。
xianzaihaishiyourenzhengyandoubuqiaowo，yinweidougenyangqingqingyiyang，yaomeshiyiqimaguowo，yaomeshijiwoshiguobanzi，xianzaijiandaowodeshihoudouyuanyuandiduokai。
wenhuahuijieshuzhihou，wobingmeiyouzhaoyangqingqingsuanzhang，genbenmeilita，shenzhizhiqiandeshiyelandegentajijiao，fanzhengtayihouyebuganzaiduizhewofangshenmejueci。
meiguoduojiu，yangqingqingzijicongxuexiaoxiulexue，jushuoshixintaichulewenti，yaoxiuyangyiduanshijian。
guimigenwochaoxiaota：“beicaidaozuitongdeneidianle。”
guanyugaoxiaoyuezaoyaodeshiqing，diaochayijingwancheng。zuihoudechulijieguoshi，tadangmiangenwodaoqian，bingqiehaiyaofayigeyuepengyouquanquchengqing。
chengqingduiyuwolaishuomeiyoushenmeyiyi，buguonenggougongkaichuxingta，woyejuedehenbucuo。
“xuexue，wocuole，nigenwofuheba。”
“shiwozhangleyiduigouyan，nidawoba，zenmemawodouxing，womenzhongxinzaiyiqihaobuhao?”
wotuihouyibu：“haonigetou!”
guimiluqiletadexiuzi：“nizhendeyiweiwoshuokounigouyanshishuoxiaodeshiba?”
gaoxiaoyuebeiwoliangmazoule，meiguoduojiu，tajiubeitingxue，houlaijushuoshituixueleba，buguowojiumeiyouzaiguanxin。
guimijiaoyuwo：“yihounizhaonanpengyou，wolaijinibaguan，buranjiunizheinaozi……”
woduokaitachuoguolaideshou：“haolahaola!”
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