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精彩章节

1youjiushiyou，meiyoujiushimeiyouzaoshangliudianwushiwufen，linzhoubeinaozhongdezhendongchaoxing。tashenshoumodaoshouji，

pingmuguangcidetamiqiyan，shijianyifenbucha。qiutiandeguangcongchuanglianfenglitoujinlai，boboyicenghuixuanzaikongqili。

tameilikeqichuang，zhishidingzhetianhuabanfalejimiaodai。fangjianbuda，zujinyiqianwu，

jiajudoushiyuanpeidejiukuanshi，zhuoshangduizhewenjianjiahejibenmeikanwandeshu。

tazaizheizuoxiaochenggongzuodisangeniantoule，rizipingwendexiangyizhangfuyinzhi，bai、ganjing、danmeiyouzhigan。

linzhoushiyijiaminyinggongsilidecaiwuzhuguan，shuoshizhuguan，qishijiusangerendebumen。gongziwending，yalibuda，

fumuzaitongcheng，ouerzhoumohuiquchifan。youshihoutajuedezheizhongshenghuotinghao，qimabuyongtaifeinaozi。

kegengduodeshihou，tayoujuedezijixiangshibeifangjinbolijudezhiwu——yangguangyou，shuiyeyou，jiushibuzaishengzhang。

xishuwan，tachuanshangchenshan、xiku。jingziliderenkanshangquganjing、zhengqi、meishenmewenti。zhishineishuangyanjing，

bijinianqiangengping。louxiazaocandiandedoujiangpiaozhexiangqi。laobanniangdazhaohu：“linzhou，haishilaoyangzi？”“ng，

doujiangyibei，baoziliangge。”chiwanzaocan，tazhaochangqugongsi。xiaochengshidezaogaofengbusuanji，

jiebianhuatandeguihuakaidezhenghao，xiangqihunzhechaoqipumianerlai。lubianyoujigechuanxiaofudexueshengqicheshangxue，

beiyingrangtayishunjianzoushen。tahaoxiangkandaozijishijinianqiandeyangzi。neishihou，tayebeizheshubao，

zaijiejiaoneijiaxiaomaibumenkoudengren。fengcongcaochangneitouchuiguo，chuiqiyizhangzuowenzhi。zhishangxiezhede，

shiyigemingzi。tayaoleyaotou，xiaoleyixia，jixuwangqianzou。neidoushihenjiuyiqiandeshile。

shangwudegongzuohenkuaijieshu。caiwukedehuobuduo，yuediqianbuguoshizuoxieduizhang、hesuan。shidianbandeshihou，

gongsixiangmujinglisonglaiyidiexianjin，yaotabangmangquyinxingcunjingongzhangzhanghu。linzhoukanleyanwaimiandetianqi，

yangguangyoudianciyan，danfenghenliang。tanashangwenjiandaiheyinxingka，chulemen。buxingwufenzhong，

jiushibuyuanchushizhongxinneijiajiansheyinxingzhixing。tabushidiyicilai。duitaeryan，

quyinxingjiuxiangquchaoshi：yijianrichangdesuoshi，meishenmetebie。ketameixiangdao，zheici，huiyujianneigeren。

datingdelengqiyoudianzhong。taqulehao，zuozaikaochuangdedenghouyishang。pingmushanzheguang：“a056hao，

qingdao2haochuangkoubanliyewu。”tazhanqishen，wangneibianzouqu。touminggebanhou，shiyiweidaizhekouzhaodejuyuan。

zhifushiqianlansede，toufapandezhengqi。taditoucaozuodiannao，yuqiwenhe、zhuanye：“ninhao，

qingwenbanlishenmeyewu？”“cunkuan，zhuanruduigongzhanghu。”“haode，qingtigongyinxingkayushenfenzheng。

”tashenshoujieguowenjiandedongzuojiweiziran，jihumeitingdun。linzhoukanzheneishuangshou——shouzhixizhang、zhijiaganjing，

meiyouzhijiayou。tabuzhidaoweishenme，turanjuedeyoudianyanshu。boligebanfanguang，batadelianzhezhuyiban。

zhiyouneishuangyanjingluzaiwaimian，qingliang、pingjing。“qingninheduiyixiajine。”“ng，hao。”taditouqianzi。

bijianzaizhishangmocadeshengyinhenqing。“qingshaodeng，xitongzailuru。”tadeshengyinyoudianrou，bugaobudi。

linzhouhuranxiangqiyijuhua：youxieshengyin，niyibeizizhiyaotingyici，jiuzaiyewangbule。tataiqitou。

gebanneibiandetayezhenghaotaitou，simuxiangduiyishun。zhishitademuguangmeiyoushanbi，

fanerdaizhemouzhongdandandexiaoyi。neiyishunjian，tayouzhongcuojue，fangfohuidaolejiaoshi。yangguangtouguoboli，

zhaozaikezhuoshang，fenbihuipiaozaiguangli。yigenvhaihuiguotou，duitashuo：“linzhou，nishibushixihuanwo？

”“xiansheng，zheibianhaole。”juyuanqingshengshuodao，bakahehuidandichulai。linzhouzhengleliangmiao，jieguo：“xiexie。

”tadiandiantou。neishuangyanjingxiaoleyixia，ranhouqingshengshuo：“linzhou……ni，haijidewoma？”linzhouyileng，

shoulidekajihuyaohualuo。tataiqitou，meitouqingqingzhouqi：“ni……？”“nizhenbujidele？

”juyuanxiaoleyixia，yanshenpingjing，shengyinyijiurou。“woshiguyao。”neiyike，

linzhoudexintiaosihumanlebanpai。talengzaineier，banjuhuayeshuobuchulai。

erbiandekongdiaosheng、jianpansheng、bolifanguang，quandoutuidaobeijingli。——guyao。

neigemingzixiangbeisuiyuezangzaijiyideshenchu，huranbeiqingqingjiekai。tajihushixiayishidihonglelian。

tazhaixiakouzhao，luchushuxidexiao。“xianzainengrenchulaileba。”linzhouhoujiedongledong，xiangshuoshenme，

youshenmeyeshuobuchulai。tazhijuedenaoziliwengwengxiang，xiangxiatianfengshandeshengyin。banshang，

tacaijichuyiju：“……shinia。”guyaoxiaozhediantou。“haojiubujian。”tadeyuqiqingdexiangfeng。

neiyike，linzhouhuranjuedeshijiehaoxiangmanleyimiao。taxiangqileneiduanbeimaizaisuiyuelidewenda：“youjiushiyou，

meiyoujiushimeiyou。”tawen。erneiyinian，tashuo：“meiyou。”2neiyinian，

tawenwoyoumeiyoukongqilisihuyougudandandeningmengxiang，shiyinxingxiaoduyedeweidao。kelinzhoudexintiaoqueluanle。

takanzheguyao，naoziyipiankongbai。neizhanglianhejiyilidetazhongdiezhe，zhishilunkuogengqingxi、qizhigengwen。

shijianxiangzaitashenshangqingqingzouguo，quemeiyouliuxiashenmehenji。taxiaoqilaidehudu，haishidangnianneiyangganjing。

“nizenmezaizheier？”tatuokouerchu，shengyinyoudianya。“huilaigongzuole。”guyaobakouzhaozhongxindaishang，

yuqipingdandexiangzaihuidaputongkehu。“qianzhenzicongwaididiaohuilai，zheibianganghaoqueren。”“nini？

”tadunledun，youwen。“jiuzaizheifujinshangban。”“e，tinghao。”taxiaoxiao，ditoubawenjianshoujinchouti。

linzhoudiandiantou，quebuzhidaojieshenme。

lianggerenzhijiandekongqisihubeiyicengtoumingdemogezhe——nengkandao、nengtingdao，quepengbudao。“yewubanwanla。

”tadihuiyinxingka。“xiexie。”tajieguolai，zhijianpengdaoletadeshoubei。yishunjian，lianggerendouweiweiyizheng。

guyaodedongzuotingleyixia，youruowuqishidisuohuiqu。“wojideniyiqian……”linzhougangxiangshuodianshenme，

quefaxiantayijingqishenqufuyindanju。tabaneijuhuayanlehuiqu。“wojideniyiqianbuaixiao。”taxiangshuo。

kexianzai，taxiaodegangganghao，limao、kezhi，xiangyichangshouweidetidezhongfeng。jifenzhonghou，

tabafuyinjiandijita。“qingshouhao。”“xiexie。”linzhouyouyulejimiao，haishikaikou：“guyao，

ni……zheixienianguodehaoma？”“tinghaode。”guyaokanzheta，yanshenrouhe。“nini？”“yehaixing。

”“neijiuhao。”lianggerentongshixiaoleyixia。neixiaodaizheyidianganga，youxiangshiyizhongmoqi。tabengaizoule，

kejiaoquemeidong。tabuzhidaozijizaidengshenme。guyaokanchutadechiyi，qingshengshuo：“houmianhaiyourenpaiduini。

”“a，dui。”tafanyingguolai，wanghoutuilebanbu。linzouqian，guyaohuranbuleyiju：“linzhou，

niyidiandoumeibian。”talengzhu。xiangwen“nayidian”，quemeiwenchukou。tazhishixiaolexiao：“niyeyiyang。

”ranhouzhuanshenlikai。zouchuyinxingdeshihou，yangguangcidetamiqiyan。fenghenliang，xianggangcongjiyilichuichulai。

tazoulejibu，caifaxianshouxinweiweichuhan。kahaizaishouli，rede。neiyishunjian，

xindiyouxiesuipiankaishifushanglai，xiangyishanjiuchuangbeifengqingqingtuikai。neishihenduonianqiandeyigexiawu。

jiaoshichuangwaishicaochang，yangguangtangren。tapazaizhuoshangxiezuoye，xiuzhengdaituleyiciyouyici。“linzhou。

”yourenzaitahoumianjiaota。tahuitou，shiguyao。neishihoudetazhazhemawei，xiaofuxiukouyoudianda。

yanshenliangliangde，xiangshisuishinengxiaochulai。“nishibushixihuanwo？”tawen。linzhoulengle。

zhouweijigetongxuezaixiao。taerduoyoudianhong。“womeiyou。”tashuodehenkuai，kuaidexiangbeidaan。

guyaozhalexiayan：“neiwowenqingchudian——youjiushiyou，meiyoujiushimeiyou。”tadeyuqirenzhenjile。

linzhoukanzheta，houlongyoudiangan。taxiang，yexutazhishikaiwanxiao。tanaozilizhiyoukaoshi、chengji、mingci。

yushitashuo：“meiyou。”guyaoeleyisheng，xiaolexiao。neixiaodaizheyidianzichao，yedaizheyidianbufuqi。

“haoba。”tashuo。ranhouzhuanguoshen，meizaishuohua。yangguangcongchuangwaizhaojinlai，luozaitadefashaoshang。

xixide、liangliangde。tahuranjuedeyoudianxinhuang。danyijinglaibujile。zhongkaozhihou，tamenqulebutongdexuexiao。

tayiweineiduanshiguangzaojiuguoqule。kexianzai，neigemingziyouyicichuxianzaitashenghuoli。tagezheyicengboli，

chuanzhezhifu，xiaodepingjingyoushuyuan。linzhouzuozaicheli，shouzhiqingqingmosuozheyinxingka。

neishangmianyinzhelengbingbingdeshuzi，ketaxinliqueluandebuxing。youzhongshuobuqingdeganjuezaifanyong。

xianghenduonianmeitingdelaoge，xuanlvgangxiang，jiurangrenxiangqixiatian。tahuiguoshendeshihou，hongdengganghaobianlv。

chezihuanhuanqidong。fengcongbankaidechuangchuijinlai，daizheguihuaxiang。tahuranxiang，

ruguoneiyinianzijimeiyouneimekuaidishuo“meiyou”，shibushixianzaiyiqiedoubuyiyangle。kerenshengnayouruguo。

youde，zhishiwushuge“taiwanle”deshunjian。tatanlekouqi，zhuanwan。shoujipingmuliangleyixia，

shigongsiqunlifadetongzhi。“mingtianxiawusandianbumenlihui。”taguandiaoshouji，muguangyouluohuichuangwai。

jieshangxingrenlailaiwangwang，shijierengzaianbujiubandiyunzhuan。fangfoshenmedoumeifasheng。ketazhidao，

zijixinlimougedifang，qingqingdongleyixia。yigemingzi，zhongxinyoulezhongliang。——guyao。

3neigexiatiandecaochangneitianwanshang，linzhouxiabanhuijia，tianyijingheile。ludengdeguangyingzaichaoshideboyoulushang，

xiangyicengbobodejinfen。jiebianshaokaotandeyanshengdegao，xiangweihunzheyuqi。tameizhijiehuijia，

ershiguaiquleneijiajiushudian。laobanzhengzaidadun，shouyinjibozhetianqiyubao。linzhouzoudaojiaoluo，

suishoufanqiyibenjiuzazhi。fengmianshangyinzheyijuhua：“youderen，cuoguobushiyinweibugouxihuan，

ershitaixiangzuohao。”takanlebantian，meifanye。

naohailineigechangjingyoufushanglaile——kezhuo、wuhou、tadewenhua。“youjiushiyou，meiyoujiushimeiyou。

”taneishihoucaishisisui。“xihuan”lianggezi，duitaeryantaichen。tapabeixiao、palaoshizhidao、pachengjidiao。

tayiweizijineiju“meiyou”nengbaozhusuoyou。jieguoquediudiaoleta。neishigehenredexiatian。

caochangshangkongqidoudong，shihuixiandoubeishaibai。linzhoushishuxuekedaibiao，guyaoshiyingyukedaibiao。

tamendezuoweigezheyitiaoguodao。tazongaizaitabuzhuyideshihou，babimaochuozaitabijibenshang。

“nixiezitaiyonglile。”tashuo，“bixindouyahuaile。”“neinibiechuowobiji。”linzhoubutaitou。

“wobangnigaigeshi。”“woyoumeirangnigai。”“neinibugaijiucuo。”“neinibieguan。

”ta“heng”leyisheng，jixugai。neishitamenmeitiandexiangchufangshi：banzui、duishi、youzhuangzuomeishi。

wuxiudeshihou，tapazaizhuoshangxiezhitiao。“linzhou，wojintianmengjianniwangdaizuoye。”tahui：“neibukeneng。

”taxie：“neimenglinihaixiaole。”“nizenmezhidao？”“yinweiwomengjiande。”taxiewanzheiju，

zuijiaoweiweishangyang。takanjianle，meirenzhuxiao。neishihoutamendoutainianqing，xihuanzangzhe。bushibushuo，

ershibugan。zhongkaoqianyigeyue，xuexiaozuzhibuke。jiaoshiwaishichanshengyipian，fengcongchuangwaichuijinlai，

daizhefenbihui。guyaozuozaitaqianyipai。youyicitawangdaiyuangui，zhuanguotouxiaoshengwen：“nengjiewoyigema？

”tabayuanguidiguoqu。tashenshoujie，shouzhiqingqingpengdaotadezhijian。neiyishunjian，shijianjingleyixia。

lianggerendoumeishuohua。houlaitaguyiwen：“linzhou，nishibushipawo？”“paniganma？

”“neinikanwojiuduo。”“wonayou。”“you。”tapianguotou，xiaozheshuo，“nixianzailiandouhongle。

”taditoukanshu，xintiaodekuai。neitianwanshang，tazairijibenshangxie：“guyaojintianxiaodehenhaokan。

”ranhouyouhuadiaole。zhongkaojieshuneitian，tamenyiqizouchukaochang。yugangxiaguo，caochangyouyiguchaoqi。

guyaobaozheshijuan，toufabeidashileyidian。“nikaodezenmeyang？”tawen。“haixing。

”“woshuxuekenengyoumeijige。”“neinihaixiao？”“fanzhengdoukaowanlema。”tadunledun，

qingshengshuo：“yihoukenengbuzaiyigexuexiaole。”linzhou“ng”leyisheng。“neiwonengwenniyigewentima？

”“shenme？”“nidaodi——xibuxihuanwo？”fengcongtamenzhijianchuanguo。tayanshenganjingdemeiyoufangbei，

xiangzaidengyigezhenchengdehuida。linzhouchenmolejimiao。

tanaozilishanguotaiduoshi：jialirenduichengjideqidai、laoshidedingzhu、banzhurendejinggao。tazhangkoushi，

shengyinbifenghaiqing。“meiyou。”guyaozhengleyixia。“zhenmeiyou？”“ng，meiyou。”taxiaoleyixia，

xiaoliyoudianjiangying。“e，haoba。”taditou，bashijuanzhehao。“neizhunikaoshangzhongdiangaozhong。

”ranhoujiuzoule。takanzhetadebeiying，yuhoucaochangdeguangfanzhe。neiyimuyizhikezaitaxindi：tameiku，

yemeihuitou。zhishizoudehenman。yesejianshen，linzhouzuozaishudianwaidezhangyishang。jiebiandengguangnuanhuang，

fengchuiguolaidaizheguihuaxiang。tahuranxiang，ruguoneishihoutabuneimekuaidishuo“meiyou”，

shibushitamenhuiyiqishangtongyisuogaozhong、yiqitianzhiyuan、yiqibiye。ketayemingbai，neizhongjiashemeiyiyi。

renshengconglaibuhuijirendiercijihui。taxiaolexiao，zhanqishen，pailepaikutui。zoudaojiejiaoshi，

shoujizhendongleyixia。shiyinxingfalaideduanxintixing：“guyao（yuangonghao0148）weininbanliyewuyiwancheng，

ganxieshiyong。”tadingzheneixingzi，kanlejimiao。ranhoushandiao。fengchuiguo，shuyeqingqingxiankai。

tataitoukanzheludengxiadeguangquan，huranyoudianhuanghu。shijiehenda，keyouxiemingzi，yixiangqi，jiuhaishixinruan。

neiwan，tamengjianlecaochang。mengliyangguangchire，**xiangliang。guyaohuitouduitashuo：“youjiushiyou，

meiyoujiushimeiyou。”tashuo：“wo……”kehaimeishuowan，mengjiuxingle。zhenbiandeshoujizaizhen，zaochenliudianban。

chuangwaiguangliang，xiangjileneinianxiatiandetian。tazuoqilai，roulerouyanjing。huranjuede，youxieshizhendecongweiguoqu。

zhibuguobeizangzaixindi，jingjingdengmougezaijian。4zaijianneitiandeyuzhouwuxiawu，tianyindehen。

bangongshidedengzaihuiandetianselixiandeyouxieciyan。linzhouchuliwanzuihouyifenbaoxiaobiao，shenlegelanyao。

tongshihanta：“linge，jinwanyiqiquchishaokaoma？”“bule，huijia。”“nizheirenzhenwendexiangkuaishitou。

”“shitouburongyihuai。”taxiaozhehui。diannaopingmuguandiaodeneiyike，zhengcenglouanjingxialai。waimianfengda，