jingcaixiaoshuonvshendehuhuakuangyibenwenjiangshulejiangyanzhouzhixiliangrendedoushishenghuogushi，nvshendehuhuakuangyijigeweituijian，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan“zheiyihoujiushiwolaopole？tianshenglizhi，wenshanruyu，budongzhenxijiubale，zenmenengrenxinquanjiaoxiangjiani？”jiangyantandao。zuoweiyigezhengchangnanren，tadoubuzhidao……
diyishiwuzhangbuxunimenmawobaba
“dangranyaohuaguanga，yitaoguojimingpaiwanlifubudoushiwanqibuma？”jiangyanwen。
tajiujugaoshan，yebutaidongshisuxingqing，danyiqianyizhideneixiehaomenqianjin，yifujiumeiyoudiyushiwande。
neitadelaopo，zongbunengbizheixierenchaba。
“neibuxing，jiuzheimedianqian。”zhouzhixilianmangyaotou。
“zhixi，qiangenbenbushiwenti，buyongdanxin。wojidenichuanlifuchaojichaojimei，bidamingxinghaihaokan。”jiangyanshuodao。
“nishenmeshihoujianguowochuanlifu？”
“jiehunshia，woxiangkanniguangmangwanzhang，meijingsizuo，zainiangjiabamianzizhaohuilai。”jiangyancongjiyilisousuozheneigehuamian，xindongbuyi。
zhouzhixibuyoudebiziyisuan，
neicichuanhunshashitazheibeizizuimeideshike，danyeshibeijudekaishi。
jiangyanzaisanyaoqiu，zhouzhixicaiganchuqukanyifu。
tayijingsannianmeiquguodashangchangle，pingshijiuzaipinxixishangmaijishikuaidelianjiayifu。
xianzaikandaozhuanjulidongbudongjiwandejiage，hedetadoubugantingliu。
taxianshijijiangyanhuale5000kuai，mailequantaoxizhuangpixie。
lundaozijihemiaomiaodeshihou，siqianxianghou，jinhuale3000kuai，maileliangtaoqinzikuandayi，haisuandetidefenhongse，renqianxiandeqisehaoxie。
tashencaigaotiao，pifuxini，aorendeshencaiheqizhi，buguanchuanshenme，xiaoguozhijiefanshibei，yebuzhiyutaihansuan。
shengyudeqian，deliuzheyufangmiaomiaodebingqingehua。
......
zhouliubangwan，dangzhouzhixihuanhaoxinyifu，chuanjijiangyankandeshihou。
jiangyanquesihubingbumanyi。
“bu......buhaokanma？”zhouzhixidunshijinzhangqilai。
“nichuanshenmedoupiaoliang，danzheiyangqu，pashiyouyaobeinineihoumahemeimeidangzhongchaoxiaole。”
“wojuedeyijinghenhaolea。”zhouzhixiqiangyanxiaodao，henpajiangyanyoulinchangfanhuifapiqi。
zheixieniantamaiyifudeqian，jiayiqidoubudao3000kuai，buganyouzaiduosheqiu。
miaomiaoyelouzhejiangyanbozihongdao：“baba，ninbieshengqi，mamayijinghenpiaolianglea。”
jiangyanxiaolexiao，shuodao：“babameishengqia，zhishijuedenimamapeideshanggenghaode，xianguoquba。”
zhouzhixibaoqimiaomiao，shitanzhewen：“wozuotiankanzhongyitaizhinenglunyi，yaoyiwanduo，xianzaishijianhaizao，womenqukankankeyima？”
jiangyanmeitongyi，tayebuganmai。
“zhixi，nibadeliwuwoyijingzhunbeile，gujiyixiaoshizuoyounengsongdao，tayeyongbushanglunyi。”jiangyanhuidao。
“yongbushangshishenmeyisia？”
“daihuiernijiuzhidaole。”
jiangyanshenmidixiaodao，congzhouzhixihuailijieguomiaomiao，tengchushoufaleyitiaoxinxi：
“wonaishennongguanshaozhu，jiunimuqinxingmingzhienqing，xianzaikeyibaodale，liangxiaoshizhinei，woyaokandaoquandaxiazuiguidenvshiwanlifu，chuxianzaijiangzhoujinzunjiudianmenkou，zhouzhixisanweishengaotizhongruxia86，58，88，168cm，47kg......”
“收到，大医圣。”
benbuxiangzheimegaodiao，danjiranchushou，ziranyaozuihaode。
gongjiaocheshang，zhouzhixixinqinghaibucuo，genmiaomiaoyoushuoyouxiao，bijinghaojiumeijiandaolaobale。
taxiangzhezijiriziyebukuanyu，jiusuanjiangyanshebudehuaqiansongliwu，laobayinggaiyebuhuizeguaiba。
daojinzundajiudianmenkou，tianseyian，haocheyuguanerru，zuicideyeshibaomaaodi。
zhiyoutamensangeshizuogongjiaolaide，sanmingbaoanlanzhutamen，wendao：“nimenyeshilaizhushoude？”
“shide，woshilaoshouxingdezhangnvzhouzhixi。”
jigemenweiduishileyiyan，sihudedaoletebiezhishi，huihuishouhoudao：“meiyouqingtiebuxujin，gunyibianqu。”
zhouzhixihaixiangzhengbian，nayoufuqinguoshouburangnverjindedaoli。
jiangyanhenshidanding，kanleyiyanshijian，shuodao：“meiguanxi，denghuiertamenhuilaiqingde。”
liangliangcheyuguanerru，kandaoyijiasankou，youdaolehuilai。
luhushizhaoxiaorugenwuxiaotian，daibiaojiangzhouyaocaichenglaizhushou。
houmiandeaodia8zeshiluoyuanzhangheluoshishi。
“yo，zheibushizhoudaxiaojiema，zenmebujinqua？”zhaoxiaoruchaofengdao。
wuxiaotianfangxiachechuang，semimixiaodao：“rangfeiwugenhaizigunhuijia，wokeyidainijinqu。”
zhouzhixijiangmiaomiaobaodejinjinde，jinwantianqihenleng，huidao：“bubi。”
wuxiaotiannenganshenmehaoxin，taxinlihaibuqingchuma？
“wudashao，tachuandezheimehansuan，ditantaodelianjiaershouhuo，daijinqunibupadiurena。”zhaoxiaorubuleyiju。
“jiajifeiwujiushizheiyangge。”
luoshishiyoudiankanbuxiaqule，hedao：“nimenlianggegoulea，luojingxiashisuanshenmebenshi。”
taxiangyaobangyixiazhouzhixi，luoyuanzhangquelazhetashuo：“nibiechanhe，zheifeiwujinqule，budebalaozhouqisi。”
luoshishikanzheguimizaihanfengzhongsesefadou，henshititananguo。
pengdaojiangyanzheimegenanren，zheixieniantashouleduoshaoweiqu，duoshaoquru。
zhouzhixiyeaiqiudao：“luoshushu，nindaiwojinquhaobuhao，wokanyiyanbabajiuzou。”
“zhixia，zheikendingshinihoumadeyisi，suanle，huiquba。”
luoyuanzhangyoupiaoleyiyanjiangyan，xiangqitashangcishuodedahua，chizedao：“liangshoukongkong，yeyoulianlaizhushou，tiantianmanzuihuanghua，tianbuzhichi。”
jiansuoyourendouzaizhizebaba，miaomiaoqidewadeyishengdakuqilai。
“wuwu......nimenbuyaomawobabalehaobuhaoa。”
jiuzaicishi，liumengpingdaizheerzinverlaiyingjieluoyuanzhang，bijingshizhoujiashijiao，yeshiyaocaichangdedakehu，chaomiaomiaohoudao：
“yaokugunyibianqu，daxirizi，sangbusangqi，gengejiaohuaziside。”
jiangyanjiangnverbaozaihuaili，zhizhetiankongxiaodao：“baobei，bukua，niwaigongdeliwuhaoxiangdaoleni。”
“什么礼物呀？”
miaomiaokanzhebabashouzhidefangxiang，yijiajunlvsezhongxingzhishengjizaikongzhongpanxuan。
xiaoyatoucalecayanlei，juranxiaole。
“baba，neishijiwomensongliwudefeijima？”
“嗯，是啊。”
jiangyanyoukanxiangbuyuanchudelaosilaisichedui，shuodao：“haoxiangnihemamadeliwuyedaole。”
zhouzhixijuedeliandouyaodiujinle，xiaoshengtixingdao：“jiangyan，jiangyan，woqiuqiuni，bieshuolehaoma。”
zhoubingbingwanzhemamadeshou，munvliangxiaodeyanleidouyaochulaile。
qitarenyexiangkangeshaziyibankanzhejiangyan。
jiulianbaoandouzaihahadaxiao。
“luoshushu，wudashao，zhaolaoban，nimenkankan，liannverdoupiandesilaji，youzigejiwobabazhushouma?”
“shia，ganqingzhenggejiangzhou，doushijiangdashaoshuodesuanni。”
zhaoxiaoruyejuedehenkele，kanlaijiangyanhaishicongqianneigekuakuaqitandebaijiazi，benxingbingmeiyougaibian。
buzhiheshi，weiguandebinkemenyuelaiyueduo。
yishuangshuangbishi，chaofeng，xiluodeyanshen，youruchaoshuibanyonglai。
rangzhouzhixihenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
jiangmiaomiaoqidefadou，wozheliangzhixiaoquantou，chaozhongrenhoudao：“wobababushipianzi，buxunimenmata，wa......”
xiaoyatoubumingbai，babamingmingbianhaole，weishenmezheixierenhaiyaoshitarulaji。
nandaojiuyinweibabameiqian，suoyizuoshenmedoushicuodema。
zhouzhixideyanleiyezhibuzhule，taxintengnver，jinwanyoushiaidongyoushikudesixinliefei，doushiweileweihujiangyanzheigefuqin。
renqiongmeishenme，dandangzhongzheimegachui，jianzhishiziquqiruhaoma。
tayemeizhiwang，jiangyanweizijizhangliana，zhiqiubudiuren。
jiulianzhei，tadouzuobudao。
“miaomiao，bukule，duibuqi，mamajinwanjiubugaidainilai，zanmenhuijia。”
tacongjiangyanshouzhongqiangguomiaomiao，zhuanshenjiuzou，quebeilaosilaisicheduilanzhulequlu。
shilianghuanyinghuzheyiliangjiazhangfangchetingzaitagenqian，zhenshijiqizhenhan。
yigexizhuanggelvdelaowaixiache，kanzheshoujishangdezhaopian，lanzhezhouzhixi，bigongbijingwendao：“ninhao，qingwenshizhouzhixinvshima？”
“wo......woshi，zenmele？”
cishidezhouzhixi，yourujinggongzhiniao，baozhemiaomiaowanghoutuilejibu，chadianshuaidao。
munvliangyanleizhibuzhuhuahualiu，zhixiangjinkuaitaolizheigeshifeizhidi。
genbenlaibujixiang，yanqiandechaohaohuachedui，daodiweisheierlai。
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栏目：都市
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栏目：都市
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栏目：都市
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