nvshendejueshishenyizheishimuqiankandezuihaokandeyibenxiaoshuole，juqingfeichangdexinying，meiyouneimeqianpianyilv，feichanghaokan。jingcaineirongtuijian：zheiyiquan，manhannuhuo！danquegengxiangshiyeshanhehuatongkuweililiang，yiquanchu，liankongqidouchuxianlebodong！yibanrenyaoshiaishang，pashi……
“好！”
lindongdiandiantou，muguanghuorankanxiangleyeshanhe，tuchusangezi：“ni，you，bing！”
“shenme？”yeshanheyiweizijitingcuole。
zaichangzhongren，yeshiyipianhuaran。
这个林东是要干嘛？
dangzhesuoyourendemian，tiaoxinyeshanhema？
yaozhidao，yeshanhedeshenfenkebujiandan，pashichenjia，douyaojitajifenbomian！
lindongjingranganzhijiemarenyoubing？
“yezong，biewuhui，wobushizaimani，ershi，nizhendeyoubing！”lindongshenserenzhendeshuodao。
yeshanhefanyingguolai，chongzhechenruoxidao：“ruoxi，zheijiushinikanzhongdenanren？”
“weileboquyanqiu，hubianluanzao，zhuangshennonggui？”
chenruoxishiqinyanjianshiguolindongdelihai。
ziranbuhuijuede，lindongshizaihushuo！
dangjiyaoleyaozuichun：“yeshushu，niwuhuile，qishilindongshiyimingzhongyi，yishukeyide！buran，nirangtakankan？”
“zhongyi？”yeshanhenujishengxiao，danhaishiyazhulehuoqi，“hao，jiranruoxinidouzheimeshuole，wojiurangtajixushuoxiaqu！”
“daoyaokankan，wodaodiyoushenmebing？”
“jingmaidusai，yijingdaolebingrugaohuangdedibu！”lindongduizijideyishuhenyouzixin，zhidiyoushengdeshuodao，“ruruobujishizhiliao，huiyoushengmingweixian！”
“hahahaha，xiaohua！”yeshanhewenyan，yangtoudaxiao，“ruoxi，zheijiushisuoweideyishugaoming？”
“womeiniandouanshitijian，chuleyixiexiaomaobing，shentijiankangdehen！”
“xianzaitajingranshuowobingrugaohuang，huiyoushengmingweixian！wodaodiyinggaixiangxinkexue，haishixiangxintazheimeyigeshengun？！”
陈若溪脸色一变。
zhidaolindongdehua，shibayeshanhejichunule。
danhaishiyiyaoya：“yeshushu，youxieyinji，yifazuojiuhuiyaorenming，kenengyiyuanjianchabuchulai！”
“buru，yeshushunijigemianzi，rangtatinijianchajiancha！”
“ruoshitakancuole，wobidingxiangninpeizui！”
tadetaidu，wuyishipinzhezijidemianzi，zhanzailelindongzheibian。
林东也是心中一暖！
pashilianliruyuzheigeyouzhewunianxiangchudeqianqi，duita，doumeiyouzheifenxinrenba！
“bubile！”quejianyeshanhedashouyihui，“ruoxi，womeizhaotademafan，jiuyijingshijinimianzile！”
“rangyigemankouhuangyan，qitujiejipangaozhidepianzi，laijiwojiancha？qibushixiaohua？”
“他，不配！”
“zhei……”chenruoxiyishiweinanbuyi。
yeshanhezheibanqiangyingdetaidu，yaoshitazaijianchidehua，kongpajiuhuidezuiren，buhaoshouchang！
zheishihou，pangbiandechengpengfeiyanzhuzizhuanlezhuan。
taguranshishiqulechenjiazheigezhongyaodehezuoduixiang，danshangdiguanshangleyishanmen，jiuhuidakaiyishanchuang！
takeyichenjitaohaoyeshanhea！
yushifangshengshuodao：“jiushi，zheigelindongdeshenfen，gangcaiwomenyijingshuodehenmingbaile！tajiushigeshehuidiceng，sanwurenyuan，putongdedagongzi，haiyishugaoming！tashenmeshihouxueguoyi，fenmingjiushizaipianren！”
“haishiyezongmingchaqiuhao，huiyanruzhu！yiyanjiubatajishipole！”
chenruoxiqiaolianyichen：“chengpengfei，nizaishuoshenme？”
chengpengfeiyouxiejidandesuolesuobozi，danhaishijianchidao：“chendaxiaojie，wozhishizaichenshushishi，wanquanmeiyouyuanwangtadeyisi！”
chenruoxiyishiyusai，meiyoulihui，zhinengchaoyeshanhedao：“yeshushu，neijiusuanleba，xiaciyoujihuizaishuo！”
“pashitadengbudaoxiaqule！”buliaolindonghuranyuchujingren，“xianzaibuzhi，tahuobuguosanri！”
什么？
活不过三日？
yijuhua，rangquanchangxianqilexuanran**！
“**，zheirenyetainiubileba？juranganzheimezhouyezong！”
“yezongyaoshifanu，batazhijiebile，doufanbuqishenmelanghua！”
“tashibushibeiyezongbolemianzi，naoxiuchengnu，fengdiaole？”
xuduorendoufachulezhenjingdegantan！
chengpengfeigengshidaxiao：“lindong，**jiushigeshabi！zhibuzhidaoyezongshishenmeshenfen？zhenggejiangchengshidejunyingzongdoudu！”
“congxiaoxuewu，haishangguozhanchang，shenqiangtizhuang，yingyongwushuang！”
“zheimeyiweidalao，nijingganshuorenjiahuobuguosanri！”
“xinbuxinyezongyishenglingxia，shoudixiadeshijiwanxiongshi，yirenyikoutuomo，jiunengbanitusi！”
“yeshushu，duibuqi，tabushiguyide！”chenruoxijianzhuang，huangmangshangqiandaoqian，“yeshushu，lindongtaxianglaixinzhikoukuai，jueduimeiyoueyi，yebushiguyizhounin！erqie，yeshidiyicilaizheizhongchanghe，kongpayoudianbushiying！”
“nin，biegentayibanjianshi！”
“chenxiaojie，nibuyongtiwojieshi！”lindongqueshiyaoleyaotou，yuqijiandingdao，“woshuode，doushizhende！tadequehuobuguosanri！”
“tangtangyigezongdoudu，quelianchengrenzijiyoubing，shenzhiliankanbingdeyongqidoumeiyou！”
“nidejiaoao，huirangnidiudiaoxingming！”
sheidoumeixiangdao，zheigejieguyan，lindonghaigankouchukuangyan！
“zheinima，shizhendegana！”
“sidingle，tasidingle！yezongkendingbuhuifangguota！”
“shuobuding，renjiayouzhenbenshini……”
zaizhongrendehairanshengzhong，yeshanhedeyizhanglian，yinchendaolejidian。
tamuguangruju，sisidedingzhelindong：“xiaozi，nizheishizaizhaosima？”
“wo，shihuashishuo！”lindongyiziyidun。
laozuchuanchengdeyishu，yijingzaichenruoximeimeishangyanzhengguoyici。
tajianxin，zijimeiyoukancuo！
“haoyigemaotouxiaozi，goudanliang！lianwoyeshanhe，doubufangzaiyanli！”yeshanhezhijiebalindongdehua，shiweiletiaoxin，“nishuowohuobuguosanri，woguqiexinni！dan，nijuede，shinihuodejiu，haishiwohuodejiu？”
“yeshushu！”chenruoxifenmingyishidaoyeshanhedeshaqi，zaicishangqian，“yeshushu，jiudangwocuole，zheichangyanhui，daociweizhi！”
“ninxianhuiquxiuxi，gairi，woyidingqinzidengmendaoqian！”
“nishuodemeicuo，lindongjiushiyijiecaomin，gentayibanjianshi，yousunshenfen，ninshuoshibushi？”
shuohuadetongshi，tahaijinjindezhuazhulelindongdeyijiao，jinggaotabuyaozaishuohua！
yeshanhelianseyinqingbuding，zuizhonglenghengyisheng：“ruoxi，wokeyibugentajijiao，jiusuanshiwohainiyeyeyigemianzi！rihou，haishiduozhangdianxin，bieshenmedongxi，doubandaotaimianshanglai！”
“wo，jiuxiangaocile！”
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