《nitian，aiwodefangshishibawogaopochan？》zheipianxiaoshuoshibaduxiaomaiguozhidetaotieshengyan，henxihuan，henhaokan。zhujiaoweixiaoyigumanting，jiangshule：xiaoyiyilianbukesiyidekanzhegumanting。zheigenvren，shenmeshihoubiandezheimechunle？hezijideqingdi，yigegangqianglezijidabufenkehudeshangyeduishou……
zouguolaidenvrenchuanzhejiweibaolu，lianshangdezhuangrongnongzhongdejihuyangaileyuanbenderongmao。buguodazhikanqu，nianlingsihubingbuda。
“滚蛋！”
xiaoyisuiyidesaoleyiyan，yinweichouletaiduoyansangziyouxieshayadedao。
xiaruoyulianseweibian，zhanqishenlai，“nishuoshenme？”
jiubaliyizhiguanzhuzhexiaruoyudesangeshouxia，tingdaozheibiandongjingyeshunjiankaoleguolai，lingtoudenandekanshangquershisiwusui，liuzheyitouhuangmao，zhangzuiwendao,“yujie，zenmehuishi？”
xiaruoyumeilihuangmao，lengxiaozhewen，“ganbagangcaidehuazaizhongfuyibianma？”
xiaoyidexinqingbenjiubuhao，jiashanghelebushao，rangyuanbenxinggeneiliandeta，cikequeshiyouxiebaozao。
tamianwubiaoqingdekanzhexiaruoyu，yiziyidun，“wo-shuo-rang-ni-gun-dan！”
“**de，zenmeheyujieshuohuani？”
sangenanrenzhong，lingtoudehuangmaobuyuanyile，dangjibianyaodongshou。
buguoquebeixiaruoyushenshoulanlexialai，tajianxiaoyimeiyousihaohaipadeyisi，buyoutiaomeiyixiao，“shuaige，tingyouzhonga。”
xiaoyimeiyouzaidalita，qingchangshiyi，shangchangyeyibaitudi，cikelianhejiudexingzhidoumeile。
tayaoleyaotou，zhanqishenbiandasuanlikai。
jianxiaoyiyaozou，xiaruoyuziranbuhuiqingyifangguota。taqingqingdianledianshouzhi，huangmaoxinlingshenhui，likeshenshouqulaxiaoyi。
“meijiyujiedaoqianjiuxiangzou？”
huangmaoyishoulazhuxiaoyideyifu，lengxiaodao。
raner，cishidexiaoyiwanquanjiushiyigejijiangyinbaode**tong，huangmaozheiyidongshou，jiuxiangshishunjiandianranleyinxian。
jintianzhenshixiemenle，doushangganzhebilaozizourenshiba？
zouyigeshizou，zouyiduizhenghao！
chaneijian，huangmaozhijuezijideshoubeiyiguqiangdadeliliangjinjinwozhu，jinjiezhe，yanqiandejingxiangtianxuandizhuan，“peng”deyisheng，tazhenggerenbeizhongzhongdishuaizailedishang。。
“哎哟！”
huangmaocanjiaoyisheng，ranerbudaitahuishen，xiaoyiquanjiaobingyong，duizhetajiushiyidunkuangfengbaoyudemengliegongshi。
“**！？”
“你找死呢？”
lingwailianggenandejianci，youxiefameng，fanyingguolaizhihou，yeshiganmangshangqianyibianlazhexiaoyi，yibiandongshougongji。
zhenggejiubadoubeizheilidedongjingjixiyinle，shunjianluanzuoyituan，jiminganbaorenyuangangyaopaoguolai，ranerkandaoxiaruoyuzhihou，quebingmeiganshangqianzulan。
yushi，qihongshengjiuxiangleqilai…
xiaoyisuiranbushishenmelianjiazi，yimibasandeshengaobaizaineili，jiashangcishiyijingshahongleyan，duiyushenhoudequantouyulachegenbenjiubuguanbugule，yishijian，neiliangrenyehaowubanfa。
suiranxiaoyiyezaiaizou，danshineilianghunhunquegenbenbunengbataconghuangmaoshenshangjilaxialai。
xiaoyishenshangaiyiquan，tabiranliangquanshenzhisanquandehaijilehuangmao。
zuizhong，huangmaoxiankangbuzhule…
tayibianshuangshouhuluandidangzhexiaoyidequantou，yibianqiurao，“ge，biedale，biedale！raolewoba！”
jianhuangmaoqiurao，neiliangrenyeshiqudetinglexialai。
xiaoyijianci，zheicaiyecongtingshoufangguohuangmao，yanjingzhijiekanxiangxiaruoyu，lengxiaozhewen，“haijixuma？”
xiaruoyuzaobeixiaoyigangcaineifengkuangdejudongjijingdaile，fanyingleyihuicaizhoumeidao，“niqueshiyouzhong，danzhidaorewodehouguoma？”
“buzhidao，yebuxiangzhidao，woxianzailanmingyitiao，wozhizhidao，sheizairewo，wojiufeileshei。”xiaoyiyanzhonghanguangyishan。
xiaruoyumeixiangdao，xiaoyijingranrucideruanyingbuchi，qidexiongfubuduangudong，yaoyaqiechidedao，“ni！nizhidaowoshi…”
“niaitamasheisheishei，buyongweixiewo，haishineijuhua，gundan！”
xiaoyiniaodoumeiniaoxiaruoyu，zhuanshenjiuzou，zhishizheiyicimeirenganlantale，shenzhijiubalideqitakeren，doushibuzijuedejitarangchuleyitiaolu。
kanzheneitouyebuhuidebeiying，xiaruoyujianzhiqisile，tayinyajinyao，“jiwodengzhe，buguannishishei，woyidingchadaonideshenfen，zheishibusuanwan！”
…
zouchujiuba，xiaoyidejiuyijingwanquanxingle，bahuangmaoyouzouleyidun，suiranzijiyebeidalebushaoxia，querangtayuanbenyayidexinqingshifanglebushao。
xiangqigangcaixiaruoyuneimeishuowandehua，xiaoyizhidaoneinvrenyinggaishiyouxiebeijing。
buguobuguanshenmeshenfenbeijing，redourele，tayewanquanbuzaihule，beilianrenbeici，gongsipochan，zaicanhainengyouduocan？
dakaiguandiaodeshouji，xiaoyikanleyiyanxiaoxi。
guoran，duanxin，weixin，dianhuadouzhale，quanbushi99+…
qizhong，gumantingdexiaoxishizuiduode。
“xiaoyi，wozhishiweilewomendejianglai。”
“nizaina，woxianzaiquzhaoni。”
“nengbunengbuyaoshuaxiaohaizipiqi，wobumingbainidaodizainaoshenme？”
“yaobushiwoqiulebantianqing，nizhibuzhidaoxumingyangjiubaojingle。”
报警？
xiaoyibuxiedixiao，toulelaozidezhongyaokehuxinxi，tahaiganbaojing？
yaobushigujitayugumantingdeganqing，diyigebaojingdejiushixiaoyiziji。
landelihui，xiaoyijixukan。
jiexialaibianshiyixiekehuyaojieyue，gudongyaochezi，yuangonglizhidengdengweixinduanxingezhonghongzha。
xiaoyihuadongzheshouji，yitiaotiaokanguo，quemeiyouhuifuyitiao。
zhidao，tahuadaolequjiedexiaoxi：“xiongdi，gangkandaoxinwen，zenmehuishi？kankaidian，dabulezhongtouzailai，chuliwangongsideshiqing，laizhaowohejiu。”
renzaizuidigudeshihou，youyigenenglijieanweinideren，zhendeburongyi。
qujie，yeshixiaoyidedaxuetongxuezhiyi，tamenyizhiguanxihenhao，zhishisuizhexiaoyideshengyiyuezuoyueda，lianggerendelianxixianzaishaolehenduo。
dangchuyinweijialitiaojianbuhao，qujieyouzhejizhuanqian，tabingmeiyouxuanzehexiaoyiyiqimaoxianchuangye，ershixuanzeleyigedaiyubuhaobuhuaidexiaogongsi，manmanfazhan。
zuizhong，xiaoyichenggongle，erqujiexianzaiyijiushiyigeputongshangbanzu，nazhewuliuqiandexinshui，meichemeifang，mianqiangshenghuo。
xiaoyijicixiangrangqujieguolaibangziji，danzheijiahuotaiyaoqiangle，doumeidaying。
yiqujiedecongmingcaizhi，benbugairuci，zhinengshuojiatingdebeijing，zhendehuiyingxiangyigerendefazhanqiantu。
“mingtian。”xiaoyijinjinjiqujiehuilelianggezi，jiuzaiciguandiaoshouji。
tianyiliuxiadeyiduilantanzi，xiaoyizongdechuli，buguanruhe，tahaishidehuigongsiyitang。
zhishibuzhidaochuliwanyihou，hainengshengxiaduoshaozichan，huozheduoshaozhaiwu。
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栏目：都市
健忘症老婆害死女儿后，我离婚了
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栏目：都市
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