zaijingmingqiaodebixia,《neitian,siqudenainaituranqiaomen》chengweiyibuyinrenrushengdedoushishenghuozuopin。zhurengongpijianqingzhuxunuojinglileyixiliejingxindongpodeshijian,yijiyuqitajiaosezhijiancuozongfuzadeguanxi。gushiqingjiekourenxinxian,jinengrangduzhechenjinqizhong,younengyinfaduirenxing、daodedengwentidesikao。shazishibuhuishuojiahuade,jinyanerxiangdaozheili,yanleijiubuzhengqideliulechulai,zhangzheimedatanalishouguozheizhongweiqu?……。
wochushengneitian,yanwangdianmao。
minsuchuanshuo,yanwangyehuizaizhengyuechuyifanyueshengsibu,suijidianmao,diandaosheidemingzisheijiuhuizaizheiyinianzhineiqudifubaodao。fengshuijiederendouzhidao,neinianyanwangyezhidianleyigerendemingzi,pijianqing,yejiushiwodemingzi。
dezhizheigexiaoxi,wobamakudexilihuala,shuobeiyanwangyedianlederenliuzaijiali,huijijialidailaimeiyun,zheihaizibunengyao。wonainaitinghouyilianyansudehechilewobama,shuodao:“zheihaizijingranlaile,jiushiwomenpijiadexuerou,nimenpazheipanei,wobupa,zheihaiziyouwofuyang。”shuowan,nainaijiubaoqihaimeimanyuedewo,likailecunzi。
bawobaodaoweiyuxijianglaojiedezhongyaopuzihou,nainaizuolegejueding,tiwodingxialewumenhunshi。fanshiyuanyiqianxiahunyuederen,nainaihuisongtamenyigedali。
zheigexiaoxichuanchuhou,tianhaimeiliangshilibajiederenmenjiulinzhegongjizhutoulainainaiyaopuwaipaiduile,zaineigezhiyouguoniancainengchishangroudeniandai,zheiyijingshihenguizhongdelipinle,tiqinderenqunyilupaidaolelaojiewaimiandedamalushang,meiyouchengqianyeyoushangbai。
yejiushineigeshihou,wojialirencaizhidao,nainaiwantaojinjingranshimingzhensifangdetianyishenpo。heqitafengshuishisuanguagaimingbutong,nainaikeyitongguozhenmaixingzhengaibianrendemingli,xiangchuannainaidezhenfazhunguorenheguashishensuan。
zuizhongzaishilibajieqianlaitiqinderenqundangzhong,nainaixuanlewugepingtoubaixingdenver,shouxiawurenhunshudetongshiyejitamendiaolilemaili,zheiyangjiusuanshibahunshijidingxialaile。
zicizhihou,suiranwoyilushangdabingbuduan,xiaobingchanshen,danzhongjiuhaishihuolexialai。jiuzaiwojiusuineinian,nainaibawodaidaolexijiangzuiyoumingdedaojiashengdiwanshougongzhong,zaiputianfuzhuxuxunshenxiangzhiqian,nainaizhengzhongdexiangwoxuangaoleyijianshiqing,congjintiankaishitahuijiangtadebishengsuoxuequanbuchuanshoujiwo,bingqiezaiwoshibasuizhihou,zhinenghetaxuandingdeneiwugerenzhongdeyigechenghun。
wojiushuo,wugenvhaitaiduole,wogaixuanshei?
nainaishuowomeidexuan,yinweizaichugongzhihou,wobixukaishizhuangfengmaisha,zhidaoshibasuihunyuedeshihou,neiwugejiatinglaizhaowo。daoshihousheimeihuiyuewojiuxuanshei,ruguowugejiatingquanbuhuiyuedehua,neimewojiudeyizhizhuangfengmaishaxiaqule。
wotingwanhoujiuwennainai,wohaoduanduandeyigeren,weishenmeyaozhuangfengmaisha?
nainaimianseningzhong,shuodangnianyanwangdianmaodeshiqingyuanyuanhaimeijieshu,yanwangmeinianzhengyuechuyihuiduifengjiunianderensuijidianmao,zaiwojiusui,shibasui,ershiqisuidengjiudebeishunianfen,yanwangyebidinghaihuidianwodemingzi,jinnianwoyijingjiusuile,weiyoucongxianzaikaishizhuangfengmaisha,wocainengduguozheixiejienan。
woyouxieyihuo,jiranshisuijidianmao,neiweishenmemeicidoushiwo?
nainaishuozheishitianji,tayewufakuitan。
kanwoshenqinghuangzhang,nainaianweiwoshuorangwobuyongtaiguodanxin,zhiyaowoxuehuiletadebenshi,zaihetaxuandingderenchenghun,jiumeishile。yejiushizheitiankaishi,wozhidaolenainaishizhengyipaijingmingdaotianyi,erputianfuzhuxuxuntianshibianshidiyidaijingmingtianshi,nainaizeshijingmingtianyidiershiliudaichuanren。
tianyizhengjiuliangtugugui,badushishangwanghun,jieshiyuehuaitai,musangerwangzhie。xingtianyishufazhe,kejizanwushanggongde。keyishuo,tianyishufazaifengshuijieyouzhejiqizhongyaodediwei。
nainaishuowobazidaiyoutianyixing,zheishiyizhongshenshazhixing,putongrenzhenbuzhu,rongyibaobizaoyao,erwoxiangyaohuoming,zhiyouxiangnainaiyiyangchengweitianyi,zaifengshuijiezhongjiusifushang,cainengzhenzhuzheishenshazhixing。
wowennainai,shibushiqianxinxueyi,jiunenggouhuoxiaqule?
nainaiqueyaoleyaotou,shuowomingku,shiyanwangdianmingxiangyaoderen,yaoxianghaohaodehuoxiaqu,bujinyaoxuexitianyizhidao,haiyaozhuomofengshuishufa。
tianyiduxie,fengshuizhensha,zhiyouliangyangjingtong,wocainengkuitantianji,chedidegaibianzijidemingyun。
congwanshouzutingchulaizhihou,woderenshengguijijiukaishigaibianle,zaixuexitianyishufadetongshi,wokaishilezhuangfengmaishaderizi,fengrenjiushaxiao。
woyixijidezaiwojiusuishengridewanshangjialilaileyiheiyibailianggemoshengren,tamenwennainai,wozainali?
dangtamenzaimenwaikandaowofengshadeyangzihou,meitoujiuzhouleqilai,danshiyijiubuyiburaodexiangyaojinwu,zhidaonainainachuwuzhangdinghunshu,neilianggemoshengrencaiyinchengelianzhuanshenlikaile。
wowennainaitamenshishei,weishenmeyaolaizhaowo?
nainaishuotamenshiheibaishuangsha,shidaiwoquneigeshijiebaodaode,zheicitabangwodangleyijie,dengjiunianzhihou,yejiushiwoshibasuishi,tamenhaihuiguolai,daoshihoushishengshisi,jiuzhinengkaowozijile。
zhicizhihou,wojiupinmingdexuexitianyizhishu,fengshuimifa。bierenxuexifengshuishufashiweilezhuanqianguoshanghaorizi,erwoxuexifengshuizeshiweilebaoming,suoyiwoxuexiqilaifeichangdemaiming,jiashangtianfuyibing,nainaidabanbeizicaixuehuidefengshuishufa,tianyizhidao,wozaijiunianjianyishizhangwodeluhuochunqing。
huoxushizhuangshazizhuangdetaixiangle,dangnianhenainaidingxiahunyuedewugejiating,laitanwangguowojicizhihou,jiuzaiyemeilaiguole。jiulianwobamazhidaowobianchengleshazi,dangchanghewoduanjueleguanxishuailebaofu。
zheixienianlai,zhuangfengmaishasuirantongku,danshinainaiwuweibuzhideguanhuairangwoduguoleyiduanmeihaodeshiguang。keshizaiwoshiqisuineinian,nainaiyibingbuqi,woyaojinainaizhenduan,nainaibuxu。
nainailinzhongqiandingzhulewosanjianshiqing,rangwoqianwanlaojibunengweibei。
diyijianshiqingbianshinainaiyiqiantidaoguode,zaineiwugejiatinglvxinghunyuezhiqian,woqianwanbunengbaoluzijibushishazizheijianshiqing,fouzewohuidananlintou。ruguowugejiatingdouhuiyueledehua,woyaohaixianghuozhe,jiuzhinengzhuangfengmaishadeduguozheiyibeizi。
zheijianshiqingwonenggoulijie,yanwangdianmaodianlewo,wozhiyaozhuangshachongleng,yanwangyeyebuyuanyishouyigeshazi。
ernainaishuodedierjianshiqing,zerangwoxianruleshenshendekunhuozhizhong,nainaishuo,wugejiatingzhong,ruguoyourenhuiyueyourenbuhuiyue,neimehuiyuedejiatingbidinghuizaoyuzhongdadebiangu,erwobunengxingzailehuo,bixuchushoubangtamenduguonanguan。
zheigewoyenenglijie,jiusifushang,yidebaoyuan,benjiushitianyidepinde。zuirangwobunenglijiedeshinainaidehoubanjudingzhu,zhiyuneixiemeiyouhuiyuedejiating,jiusuanyudaomiedingzhizai,wodoubunengbangtamenkanshi,fouzejiangshengzhongdahuoduan。
wotinghoujiushuo,zheibugongping,pingshenmehuiyuederenkeyidedaowodebangzhu,erneixiexinshouchengnuodequeyaozishengzimie?
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