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wofangdaletupian，yun12zhou，taixin171，weizhi：wodezhuwo。pinglunquyipiancaihongpi：「ganmadaqi！

」「baobaorenshengyingjia！」womiaodianlegezan，shunshoujietu。wodeguimiqunlishunjianzhale。「jiemei，zheinengren？

」wohuilesigezi：「dengzhechigua」。zhuantouxiadantongchengjisong，beizhu：hongbaozhuangman，wubijingmei。

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jingtouli，taxiaodegenduobailianside。xiayimiao，xiaorongjiangzhu。

dahongbaolimianshiyizhanga4zhi：《fangwuzengyuxieyiwuxiaogaozhishu》。

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「ninaowojiurangnijingshenchuhu！」chenglianshenshouxiangqiang，woqiangxianyibusaijinlexiongzhaonei。

wolengxiaoyishengshuo：「lainaa，kannijintiannengbunenglianwoyiqisi。」tajuqideshou，youmanmanfanglexiaqu。

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peitu：takuhongdeyanjing+baozheduzi，beijingshiwojiaketing。wolimapinglun：「jidejiaofangzu，yasanfuyi。

」fawan，shoujiyireng，shuijue。mengli，wobaozhefangchanzhengxiaoxing。diertianyizao，

lvshifalaixiaoxi：「duifangdezengyuxieyiwuxiao，shengsuanjiucheng。」wohuileju：「jiaji，

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tayaoyaozuichun，buganhangsheng。wotaiqishou，zuolegeqingdeshoushi。「yaomejiaoqian，yaomeban，biebiwobaojing。」

tazhuanshenpaole，beiyingshifenlangbei。xiawu，gongsitongshinimingbaoliao：「chengjinglinuoyonggongkuanjixiaosanmaifang」！

jietufeikuaichuankai，woshunshouzhuanfajilecaiwuzongjian。duifangshensuhuifuwo：「yiqidongneibudiaocha。」

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shiqingbienaodale……」wodakaimianti，biantuzhijiabianshuo：「ma，ninshuodedui，yijiarenmingsuanzhang。」

dianhuaneitouchenmolejimiaohou，bianchuanlaileguaduansheng。woduanqihongjiu，duizhechuangwaideyejingjubei。「jingziji，

bubeijiashengfanyesi。」zheiyiju，woxianshoudianerlixi。zaoshangqidian，laobadecaiwuzongjianlaozhaolaidian。

「xiaomu，gongsilinshichazhang，500wanlicaibeitiqianshuhuile！」shoukuanzhanghu：chenglian。

wonaozilidunshihongdeyisheng，chadianeryuandibaozha。dingledingshenhou，wolianmangjianglaozhaofalaidetupianjietubaocun。

suihoukaicheshadaochengjia，woyijiaochuaikailefangmen。popozhengduanzheyiwanmaoreqidejiashengfan，「xiaomu，

huilaidezhenghao，chifan。」wosaoleyiyan，mifanxiangtadexinyiyang，banshengbushude。chengliansuozaishafali，

jiazhuangdayouxi。wotaishou，zhijiebashoujishuaidaotamianqian，「jieshiyixia？500wanqunaerle？」

tayanshenpiaohudishuo：「touzi，wenzhuan。」「jingguowoqianzilema？」popobawanwangzhuoshangyifang，

fachudengdeyishengxiang。「nanrenhuadianqianzenmele？nijiajinlaijiushiyijiaren，youshenmehaojijiaode？」

tazheiyijuhua，zhijiebawodianzha。「yijiaren？yijiarenhaitouqian？」woduanqineiwanjiashengfan，wenlewen，

yaoyaotoushuo：「zhenxiang？goudoubuchi。」shuowan，wofanshoulianwanyiqidiujinlelajitong。「peng」deyisheng，

fanwansifenwulie。6popobeiheleyitiao，lianseyinchendishuo：「nishenmeyisi？」woliangchuleyinxingliushui，

duizhetadeyanjing：「yisihenjiandan，lihun，haiqian。」「500wan，santianneihuidaoyuanzhanghu，fouzebaojing。

」popozheishitigaolesangmenshuodao：「lihunkeyi，qianyijinghuale。yaoqianmeiyou，laomingyouyitiao！」

wotaochuluyinbihuangleyixia，「zaishuoyibian？」popolimabishangzui，henhendenglewoyiyan。

chenghaozhongyutaiqitoulai，shengyinfaxudishuo：「laopo，biebashiqingnaoda，wobulixi……」wozouguoqu，

taiqishouzhaotalianshangjiushiyibazhang，「lixi？niyepei？」dawan，wodeshouxinfama，

xinzhongqueandao：「jieqi！shuang！」「**gandawo？」chengliantieheizheliantiaoleqilai。

「wotamajiudanile，bufu？nidawoshishi？」wolengxiaozhekanzheta，「weizaowodeqianming，nihaodan！」

「shuoba，chilaofanhaishisile？」talikeweidundizuozaishafashang，「laopo，wocuole。」

woyanedihuihuishoushuo：「bieluanjiao，sheishinilaopo。」wozhuanshenzoujinwoshi，

congyijulifanchuleyitashuakadan。zhubaodian，muyingdian，yuezizhongxin，

cukanyixiajinejiaqilaidagaisishiduowan，woxinzhongdehuomiaotengtengxiangwaimao。wopingjingyixiahou，

bazheixiedanjupaizhaocundang。meiyihuier，popozhuilejinlaibuyinbuyangdirangrangdao：「nvrenyaodongshidehua，

nanrencaihuigujia！」wozhuanshenhoudao：「dongshi？wodongnima！」tataishouxiangyaodawo，

beiwoyixiazhuazhuletadeshouwan，「zaidongwoyixiashishi？」shuaikaipopodeshouhou，

wotuozhe28cunxinglixiangzouchulewoshi。「zheifangzishiwobamafudequankuan，niliangzhuzhe，jideyaojiaofangzu。」

popozhuizaihoumianmadao：「buxiadandemuji，haixiangfencaichan？」woyincecedixiaodao：「shuluanguandubudu，

yiyuanshuolesuan，nierzibaogaozaiwoshouli。」tashunjianjinsheng，jimiaohoujianjiaoqilai：「fengle，nizheishifengle！

」wolandekantayiyan，shuaimenerchu。tingchechang，yangguangciyan。wodaishangmojing，xinlizhiyouyigeniantou。

rangzhananjiannvlianbendailituchulai！huidaozhuchu，wobaluyinfajilelvshi，bingfaxinxijita：「xingshibaoan，

zhiwuqinzhan，zhunbeicailiao。」lvshimiaohui：「shoudao，lianyeban。」woheshangshouji，xiangjitamenheshangguancaiban。

yelishiyidian，chenglianjiwofalaiweixin：「laopo，jiwosantianshijian，qianyidingbushang。」

wohuileyigezi：「gun。」shunshoubatalahei。7zhouyizaoshangbadian，

chenglianbawoduzailexiaoqudedixiachekuli。tadiguolaiyitazhishuodao：「zheishilihunxieyi，qianleba。」

wofankaifengmian，diyitiaoyouweiciyan：「fangziguinanfang，nvfangjiazhuangzhedishanyangfei。」mengzuodehaitingmeide，

dangxiawojiubeiqixiaole。wojixuwanghoufan，zuihouyiye，wobadeqianmingduanduanzhengzhengtangzaineili。bihuajiangying，

xiangxiaoxueshengdemiaohong。woyiyanjiurenchulai——jiade。wobaxieyijudaochenghaoyanqian，

zhizhewobadeqianmingshuo：「jieshiyixia？」tabiekaiyanjing，buganhewoduishi，「nibieguansheixiede，

falvchengrenjiuxing。」wozhijietaochushouji，kacakacalianpaileshizhang，

paihaohouweixinfajilelvshi：「weizaowenshu，xingshibaoan，sudu。」lvshishunhui：「shoudao，

likezhunbeicailiao。」popozheishibuzhicongnalipaolechulai，zhizhewodebizijiaodao：「buxiadandemuji，

zhanzhewohaixiangfenfangchan？」wocongbaolichouchuyizhangtijiandan，padipaizaitalianshang：「kanqingchu！

zheishichengliandebaogao。」baogaolixiedeqingqingchuchu：chenglian，**fenxi，shaojingjiajijing，shouyunlvdiyu1%。

wonahuidanzi，chongtahuanglehuangshuo：「shuluanguandusai？baoqian，neishinierzideguo。」

popolianlimayizhenqingyizhenbaide，「nihushuo！nanrenzenmehuidu？」「yishengqinkoushuode，tazhangqipaowenquan，

xiaokedouquanbeitangshule。」「bizui！」chengliandelianyouhongzhuanlv，tashenshouxiangqiangdanzi。wohoutuileyibu，

taijiaochuaizaitadexiaotuigushang，「biedongshou，tengdekeshini。」tawanxiayaobaozhetui，zuilifachusisideshengyin。

「chenglian，bannianqiannizaiyiyuantoutouquzuojiancha，baogaobeiwodiaolebao，jingxibu？」tatinghoumianrusihui，

fenhendikanzhewo。popokaishisaqilepo，「jiusuanwoerzishengbule，neiyeshinikefu！」

woganjinjitaguzhang，「ayi，ninzhenshiluojiguicai，jianyininchubenshuba。」pieleyiyanzheiniangerliang，

wojiezheshuodao：「fangchanzhengshangzhiyouwoyigerendemingzi，rangwojingshenchuhu？nimenxiangshichini！」

8popohoudao：「hunhoumaidefang，jiushigongtongcaichan！」wohuanglehuangshoujishuo：「quankuanshiwobamachude，

erqiewobamamingquedebiaominglefangzishizengyuwode，nikedong？」

popobusixindihandao：「nijiaguolaijiushichengjiaderen，lihunjiugaijingshenchuhu。」

wobujinlengxiaoqilai：「daqingchaozaojiuwangle，nidebianzihailiuzheni？」

popodedasangmeneryindehaoduodaochekukaichedeyezhudezhuzuweiguan，tamendeshoujidouqishuashuadiduizhunlewomen，

jinjinyouweidikenzhedagua。popoaodeyisangzizuozailedishang，paizhedatuihandao：「wobuguan，

niyaorangwoerzijingshenchuhu，wojiudiaosizainijiamenkou！」wodiandiantoushuo：「keyi，wobangnida119，