《nvwajuehu》zheibenshuzaochengdexuanniantaiduo,jirenkanbugoudeganjue。yimingsuiranmeiyouhualidecizao,danshigushiqifudiedang,nenggoushizhiyinrenrusheng,zhujiaoweilinyanshuliyaoyao。xiaoshuojingxuan:wanshangwojijiejiezhuanleyiwankuaiqian:「zheishijizhouzhoude,haohaoyijianshi,rangwogaozale,shixiaoyiduibuqita。」……
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yeyenineinaozibuyongjiujuanleba?
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wanshangwojijiejiezhuanleyiwankuaiqian:「zheishijizhouzhoude,haohaoyijianshi,rangwogaozale,shixiaoyiduibuqita。」
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zheicilianbabaduitangshenyeyoudianshengqi,bijingtahentengxiaowaisheng。
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「zheige,yemeishuoyiding,danshiconglaidouzheimegan。」
「conglairuci,bianduima?」
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xiaonianyechituanyuanfan,fanzhuoshang,tangshuhuotongjigenanxingyigejingerquanwojiu:
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zhouweirenyegenzheqihong:「ganle!ganle!ganle!」
wokanzheneimanmanyidabeigaodubaijiu,hexiaqugujidejiaodaizaizhei。
我能受这气?
wo「cheng」yixiazhanqilai,zizhengqiangyuandidashengshuodao:
「我来月经了!」
woshuodetantandangdanghaobuniunie,fandaorangtamenjuedebuhaoyisile。
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zhineng「guangguangguang」lianhesandabei,liandoubiehongle。
guoran,zhiyoumofanengdabaimofa。
tapingshijiuliangbucuo,danjiabuzhuhezhejile。
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yuanlaitangshenyaojiwojieshaoduixiang。
woshuowoyounanpengyoule,tashuonizijizhaodenayouzhangbeibaguanhaoni?
「fenlezhongzhao,shenzihainenghaini?yibannanhaizizanyebunengjinijieshaoa!zheinanhaiyiqianshigesharenfan,xianzaihaole,busharenle,gaishazhule,jishuganggangde,kebushaozhengqian!」
wozhenggeyiditiekanshoujilaorenlian。
buyiban,queshibuyiban。
「yaoyao,nibiezhejigaoxing,wozheihaimeishuowanni。」
我:「?」
ninazhiyankanjianwogaoxingle?
「renjiayuanyidangshangmennvxu!zhenghaonijiameinanhai,nibanimadelechengshayang!」
woshuo:「tazheimehaodetiaojian,shenzinilihungaijiaba,jiwozhaogexiaoshushu。」
tajile,mawobushihaodai。
wochaoqisaozhoubataganchujiamen。
sheizhitazheicijingranqieerbushe,weilezheishitiantianwangwojiapao,wosuolemenduozaixiaowubujianta。
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yeyezhizhebababizimatameibenshi,shengbuchuerzi:「ganjinjiaoniguinvzhaogeshangmennvxulai!」
babayiduziqibuganfa,yingshibiechengbianmilianle。
woshuo:「yeye,ninbiezheji,jintianlaijiushimafanshenzijianpaijianmiande。」
「woxunsilexunsi,juedeshenzishuodehenyoudaoli,qianjitianmeijianshimangzhegenwoneinanpengyoufenshouni。」
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wobataendishang,yongzhuantouzata,yigongzaleyibaixia,heiheihei,dongdongdong……」
tingdewoshenjingyitiaoyitiaode,zheishixianwomingzhanga,saijiwogezaoyuzhenghuanzhe。
「nizuowoxifukebunengpianren,yaoshipianren,wojiuzasini。」tahuranbuxiaole,dengzhewoehenhendishuo。
woshuozanliangxianchuchu,huxianglejielejie,womanyinile,zaijinidangxifu。
我越救人越倒霉?
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