zaixinghaichenyidebixia，《nixihuankuoshao，wobaolujiachannikushenme！》miaohuilesuyeqiuchixuhaodechengzhangyufendou。suyeqiuchixuhaoyilujinglilekunanhecuozhe，quecongweifangqizhuixunzijidemengxiang。tongguoyuneixindezhandouheyuwaijiedechongtu，suyeqiuchixuhaozhujianjiandinglexinnian，bingqudelehuihuangdechengjiu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanqishiyugandong，hejiaowenyanguoranfangsonglexuduo。wogangyaodiantou，menkouhuranchuxianlexuhaodeshengyin：“zuotianneishuangxiewoyichuanjiuzhidaoshizhende，wojiujuedeqiguai，ninalaideqianmai……bijiangchudongduzhedexinling。
第6章
“nimenduixuhaohaizhenshizhongxin。”
shuoshihua，wodaxindilipeifu。
jiusuanxuhaozhendeshigeshaoye，youqian，neiyouzenmeyang？
值得他们这么舔吗？
jianyushizaishixiangbutong，wojiushangwangsoulesou。
“daxueshengshiliyanzheizhongxianxianghenpubianma？”
youyigesanwanzandehuitieshuo：“daxueshengshiliyanqueshihenpubian，yilaihenduocongmingderenyijingkaishiweibiyegongzuopeiyangrenmaile，erlainengkaoshangdaxuedeyouqishizhongdiandaxuede，doushihennulixiangyouchuxide，zirangenghuixiangqiangzhekaolong，zheishihenzhengchangde。”
woduizheigeshuofahenbuxie。
peiyangrenmai，xiangqiangzhekaolongjiushidanchuntaohaoyouqianren？
wodaorenwei，biqiyouqian，neixiejibianshenchuyuniyebukenfangqi，wanqiangpinbonuliderengengweikegui，zheiyeshiwoyonglinghuaqianchenglijijinhuibangfuxueshengdechuzhong。
xiangcaocao，caocaodao，jijinhuifuzerenjingranjiwolailegedianhua。
“shaoye，youjianshixuyaogenninhuibaoyixia，womenzizhuleliuniandeyigeduixianglihuanbaixuebing，muqianyijingzhuanrulesushishiyiyuanjieshouzhiliao。”
wodunshizhoumei：“shei？”
“shiyigejiaohejiaodenvhai，ganggangshengrugaosan，jieshouwomendezizhudagaiyouliuniandeshijianle。tadexinyuanshikaojinninsuozaidedaxue，dangmianxiexienindezizhu。”
congfuzerendehuazhong，wonengtingchutaduizheigenvhaiyinxianghenhao。
erqie，tatongshiyezaiqipanwonengbangzhuzheigenvhai。
wolijiwen：“shoushufeixuyaoduoshao？”
“guangshoushudehua，xuyaosanshiwan，buguozaqizabadefeiyongjiaqilai，kongpadesishiwan。”
zheidianqianwohaishiyoude，yushiwohaobuyouyudao：“zheiyangba，mingtianwoquyiyuankankanta，qinzibashoushufeijita，zheibiqianjiuyouwogerenchule，buxuyaozoujijinhuidezhangmu。”
“shishaoye，neiwobadizhihebingfangfajinin。”
guashangdianhua，wofanyuezhefuzerenfalaidehejiaodeziliao，qingqingtanqi。
zheinvhaifumushuangwang，beilaolaoshouliu，jieguolaolaoyoudelejuezhengzaitashisansuineinianqushile。
meixiangdaotagangmanshibasui，youdelebaixuebing。
buxingweishenmezongshijianglinzaitongyigerenshenshang？
zhenggankaini，sushemenhuranbeituikai，xuhaoyishenjiuqidizoulejinlai。
wolijizhanqileshen，chaotalenglengzhiwen：“xuhao，sheizhunnichuanwodexie？”
yijingtangdaolechuangshangdewangdonghehexiangnanlijizuoqileshen，manlianbukezhixindechaoxuhaokanqu。
xuhaodalegejiuge，wenyanlijibawodexietuolexialai，suishoudiudaowodemianqian。
“bujiushiyishuangxiema？nijidongshenme，fanzhengshishanzhaihuo！laozishichumendeshihoufaxianlaozidexiedoumeishua，nizheishuanghaisuanganjing，caishanglianchuanleyitian，nizhenyiweilaozixihana？”
wangdongdunshisongleyikouqi，lianmangbangzhexuhaokaituo：“jiushi，nineiyoubushizhende，haibaobeiqilaile，shuoshihuaniyinggaixiexiehaoge，benlainineishishanzhaide，beihaogezheimeyichuan，fanerchuanchuledangcilai！”
呵呵！
zheizhongbuyaoliandehuadounengshuodechukou，zheigerenyijingchedilunweixuhaodetiangou。
wobudasuanzairenxuhao，yibazhuazhutadehouyiling：“daoqian！ranhoupeiwoxieqian，nichuanguodexie，wobuyao。”
xuhaoqueshishihezuile，yongliyaohuangshenzidoumeinengtuoshen，zhinengwengshengwengqidahan：“nifangshou！”
hexiangnancongchuangshangtiaolexialai，yilianxionghendengxiangwo：“suyenizuihaofangshou，womenkebuxiangzouni。”
womeiyoudalineilianggesheyou，zhikanzhexuhaodao：“bujingwodetongyijiuchuanwodexieshiweitou，wozheishuangxiejiazhisanqianba，yijingdadaolebaojingedu，wobujieyixianbaojing，zaitongbaoxuexiao，daoshihourangjingfanghelaoshilaifuzediaojie。”
yitingshuowoyaobaojing，xuhaodejiujingerlijixinglesanfen。
tatuolewaitao，congwoshouzhongzhengtuodiao，ranhoubuxiepielewoyiyan：“yishuangpolanshanzhaihuo，haidangzhengpinlaixianbaile？xing，jintianlaozichuanlenidexie，laozirenzai，bujiusanqianbama，laozizhuanjini！”
shuozhetanachushoujijiujiwozhuanzhang。
wangdongfenfenbuping：“haoge，nibietingtadea！tafenmingjiushieni，shanzhaihuonengzhigeyibaidoubucuole。”
jieguohaibudengtashuowan，xuhaojiuchaowangdongdao：“woqianbugoule，nixianzhuanwoliubai。”
“额？”
王东顿时哑巴了。
tayilianweinanganxiaodao：“haoge，shangciwojienineiyiqiannihaimeihaini。”
xuhaobunaifan：“jishenme，xiagexingqijiuhainile，ganjinzhuanjiwo！laoziyouqiandeshihoukemeishaoqingnimenchifanhejiu，xianzailaozikabeidongjiele，nimenjiubulilaozishibushi，neiyihouyebieshuonimenshilaozidexiongdi！”
“biebiebie，haoge，nibiejia，wojinizhuanjiushile，zhishiwozheigeyueshenghuofeijiushengxiayiqianduole，jinizhuanwanzheibabaiwokezhenmeiqianle。”
“xinglexinglewozhidao！”
shoudaowangdongdezhuanzhanghou，xuhaodaoshishuodaozuodao，zhendejiwozhuanguolailesanqianba。
zheiren，mingmingzijidoumeiqianle，haizheimezhuang。
wowufalijietadenaohuilu。
hexiangnanbuxiehengleyisheng：“haoge，zheixiaozizhenshiwuchizhiji！woyaoshini，wofeishoushitabuke。”
xuhaodalegejiuge：“bulita，feiwu，bupeirangwoshoushi。”
hexiangnandianlediantou：“yeshi。”
jiezhetajianqidishangneishuangxie，zoudaoyangtaishanghaobuyouyurenglechuqu。
“haoge，wobangnibazheishuangshanzhaihuorengle！”
xuhaotaiqishoulaimingxianxiangyaozulan，danyijinglaibujile，tadaidaikanzhehexiangnan，yijupihuadoushuobuchulai。
hexiangnanhaijuedezijibangxuhaochuleyikoueqi，suanshitaohaodaoxuhaole，yiliandeyi。
我差点没笑出来。
“ai，haoge，zuijinchuleyikuanxindexiaoyouxi，haitinglaijingde，niwanlemei？”
xuhaodalegeheqian：“meishijian，laozixianshuijuele。”
jiantapashanglechuangdaotoujiushui，hexiangnanzhinengquzhaowangdongwanyouxi。
tamenkaizhewaifang，bgmshengyinhenda，danwobingmeiyoujieyi，yepashangchuangshuijuequle。
diertianshixingqiliu，zhenghaomeiyouke，wozaozaoqichuang，mailexianhuaheshuiguolaidaoleyiyuan。
zoujinbingfangdeshihou，tangzaibingchuangshangdenvhailijizuoqileshen。
tayijingjianguangletoufa，renyeyoudianyongzhong，yinggaishidalejisudeguanxi。
“ni、nishisuyegege？”
tajidongdeyankuangfanlei，lianmangwuzhulezijidetou，ranhousuishoushiguoyijianyifugaizailetoushang：“wo、woduibuqi......”
我顿时有些心酸。
haohaodeyigenvhaizi，shibasui，zhengzhiqingchunnianhua，zenmehuideshangzheiyangdebing。
老婆将我的抗癌成果给了男学生
作者：生姜王
栏目：都市
未婚妻逼我替兄入赘瘫痪后，她悔疯了
作者：西瓜碎碎冰
栏目：都市
作者：池鱼小月
栏目：都市
爱上双胞胎女神：我开始开赛车
作者：安诺汉森
栏目：都市
我只会说实话，老婆求我快闭嘴
作者：方方爱吃番茄
栏目：都市
我上岸月球那天，前女友考研上岸
作者：常向上
栏目：都市
