doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《nixianxuanletianjiang,wobianxinniyoukushenme》huobaolaixi!shuzhongdaibiaorenwuweijiangyaoluoshiwen,shizuozhe“yaoyaolingxian”deyibuwanjieyuanchuangzuopin,jingcaifenchengdegushineirong,gensuixiaobianyiqilaiyueduba!quanbenjuqingmiaoshu:jiangyaojiangshujihaiyoujiuyifubaifangdaofangjianlimian,luoshiwenzeshizaipangbianxiezhu。liangrendagaimanghuodaoshi—diandeshihou,caisuanshijiangqimangwan,yexushiqiutiandeyuangu,……
luoshiwenjinjindedingzhejiangyaorenzhendeshenqing,xinlimianduolejifenwennuan,zuijiaoyeyoudianyizhibuzhu。
suihouyongmianqianzhanlediandianfu,qingqingdepenglepengshangmiandeshangkou,tazuijiaodexiaoyishunjianxiaoshide—ganerjing,querdaizhideshilveweitongkudebiaoqing。
“嘶。”
“jiangyaotongxue,qingdian~”
jiangyaozirenweiyijinghenqingle,buguozheinizidehua,zhendekeyirangtafuxianglianpian,xiangqimouxiesesedehuamian。
bijingluoshiwenhenpiaoliang,sheixinlimianmeiyou—dianxiangfaa。
jiangyaorenbuzhuchenguaileju:“sheirangnibuxiaoxinde。”
luoshiwenzhinengchuimou,buganshuohua。
feichangqingxingfaxiandezao,erqieshangkoubushitebieshen,suihoujiangyaocongzhuozishangnaqi—gechuangketie,jitadeshangkoutieshang。
tiewanhaibuwangjizhufu:“liangxiaoshi—huan,bunengzhanshui。”
luoshiwenzhangkaitadeshouzhang,zixidechakanzhe,xishangmeishaodeshuo:“xiexieni,jiangyaotongxue。”
jiangyaodingzhemianqiandeshaonv,tahuranganjuefeichangqiguai,sihutajitazuoderenheshiqing,tadouhuifeichangkaixin。
tazaimou—shunjianyefeichangxintengta,bijingliuruyanlaizheilishi,zhihuianjingdekanzhe,congbuhuibangmang,tazeshenmedongxidouxiangban
kongqizhizhongxianjinle—sichenmo,buguoluoshiwendeduzikaishiguguzhijiao,zhinenggangademolemoduzi。
shenmeshihouduziebuxing,feiyaozheigeshihou,diurendiudafale,bujinxiuhongdepianguonaodai,buzaikanjiangyao。
“jiangyaogege,shiwenjiejie,nimenshibushizaizheilitoutouyuehuia?”menkouchuanlai—zhennaishengnaiqidenvhaiyin。
niutou,faxian—geroudududexiaonvhai,shuangshoufuzhemenkuang,tanchuxiaonaodai,bushixiaoluhainengshisheia。
neishuangqingcheqieyuchundexiaoyanjingdingzhetamen:“nainaihannimenchifan,buchifandehua,rongyibeidapipiyo。”
“haode,womenmashangdao。”
xiaoluzheicaimanyidejiangnaodaisuohuiqu,suihouxiaopaolikailezheili。
jiangyaoniutoudingzheluoshiwen,zemeiyouchaoxiaotadeyisi,ershidandandeshuo:“gueryuandehuoshicha—dian,niyaoshibuxianqi,duifu—kou,chuquzhihouwoqingnichifan。”
“wodoukeyide,zhuyaoshiniyouduoqianwo—dunfan,bunengshiyan。”
“我绝不食言。”
“好耶~吃饭。”
江耀:……
liangrenbianshilaidaozhiqiandedayuan,xianainaiyijingjiangfancaizuohaole,zhishimeiyouzheimeduoroucai。
nainaijiandaoliangren,zeshilijizhaohutamenliangrenzaishenbianzuoxia,mianqiandezhiyousangedawan,shangmianyousandaocai,tudousihefanqiechaodanhelajiaochaorou。
luoshiwenzeshimeiyouxiandehenjujin,bijingtashizhendeele,chile—koutudousi,huranjuedesuanlakekou,feichangdexiafan。
luoshiwendengdayanjing,renbuzhubi—gedamuzhi:“haoci~”
xianainaiyeshixiaohehede,henshicixiang:“haochijiuduochi—dian。”
suihouxiaoluyeshixuezheluoshiwenshuole—sheng:“haoci~”
—zhongkeaideqixihuranpumianerlai,taxianzaicaifaxian,tadeqianzhuodarenshuohuayetingkeaide,yiqianzenmejiumeizhuyidao。
luoshiwenchifandeshihousuiranhenshunv,danshibaixidesaibangziquesaidegugude,kanqilaixiangzhixiaohetun。
jiangyaobalaleliangkoufan,faxiantawanlimiandefanyijingchiwanle,yanmouzhizhongshanguo—siyouyu。
yebuzhidaotazaiyouyushenme,nandaoaiyuzijidexingxiang,buganqusheng—wanma?
huranxianainaizeshitiletitadexiaotui,jiangyaomeiyouhanchulai,yinweilidubushitebieda。
zhinengtaiqinaodai,youdianhaoqidedingzhexianainai,buguotadeyanshen—zhipiaozheluoshiwendewan,talijidongle。
“luoshiwentongxue,niyaoshimeichibao,chufanghaiyoufan,buranezheduzi,xiaopengyoumenhaiyiweiwonvedainini?”
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