《nvyouezuojudiyibaici》zheibuxiaoshuogousibucuo，qianhuhouying，yujinwenbihenhao，siweihuoyue，chengzhinianhuoshiyanshigaishudezhuyaorenwu，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:“haiyoushangcidezhaobiaohuiyebucuo，saozidadianhuajihuoshiyanshuozijibeiweisuile，rangtalaibaohuziji，huoshiyanhaizhenjiuqule！……
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jingquantainvshiyihou，duiwoyijianzhongqing。
wohetalianaisannian，beitaezuojushangbaici。
queyiwaidezhi，zheibuguoshiweilerangtadebaiyueguang，wodesiduitoujieqi。
diyibaici，woweixiaohouyang，shuaixiaxuanya，sidunchuguo。
chengzhinian，zheichangaiqingyouxiwoyongmingpeiniwan，manbumanyi！
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gezhebaojiandemen，wotingdaonvyouchengzhinianhetabaiyueguangdeduihua。
“shuohaode，zaiezuojuhuoshiyanliangci，ayuangegenijiuyaodayingwodebiaobai，hewozaiyiqi！”
pangbiantamendepengyouzaiqihong，xiaonaozhejiaota“saozi”。
“saozi，nifangxinba，yuangezaojiupobujidaixianghenizaiyiqile，jiudengzhenimenlianggedeyuedingdacheng！”
fengyuanyeshuo：“ng，dengdiyibaiciezuojuchenggong，womenlianggejiuzaiyiqi。”
“neidengxiajialeanmianyaodedangaosonglai，wobizhehuoshiyanchixiaqu，rangtamingtianqibulai，zheicideezuojujiuyesuanchenggongge！”
woyishunjiantoupifama，juedeshoulidedangaodouyouqianjinzhong。
mingming，tashuozheidangaoshiweilewomenlianggedelianaijinianrimaide。
queyuanlai，haishiweilebierenerzhunbei！
erqie，zheiyebushizhongdian。
zhongdianshi，mingtianwojiuyouyichangzhongyaodehuibaoyaojinxing，ruguozheiyang，yidinghuiyingxiangwodefahui。
tamenqueshuo：“zheimezuoyeshihuoshiyanhuogai，sheirangtazhengtiangenyuangeqiangdongxi！guoningjituanneigexiangmu，mingmingyuangezaojiudingshangle，ruobushihuoshiyanzhongtuchaleyishou，xianzaixiangmukendingbianchengyuangedele！”
tamenshuowohuogai，erwodezhengpainvyoucongshizhizhongmeiyouchashouxunchitamenyiju。
shoujixiangle，woditou，kandaotajiwofalaiyijucuicu：“zenmezheimeman，dajiadouzaidengni，buyaozongshizaizheiyangdehaorizirangwomenshiwang！”
jingenzhetayoufalaiyiju：“daidianjiulai，womenjinwanhedian。”
屋里又笑起来。
“lunezuojuhaideshisaozi！anmianyaojiashangjiu，baotamingtianjiusuannengshuixingyebukenengshenzhiqingxingdechumenle！”
“zheigehaishiburusaozidiyiciezuojuhuoshiyan。piantashuotadezhongyaohetongdiulajitonglile，neinanrenzailajishanzhaoleyiwanshangdoumeizhaodao，haha，xiaosile！”
woshentizhenzhan，kuseconghoutoumanyan。
neishiwogongsiqianyuedediyigedaxiangmu，zhongyaoxingbuyaneryu。
houlaineigehetongmeizhaodao，hezuoyeyincihuangle。
quemeixiangdao，neifenhetongshichengzhiniantouzoude。
“haiyoushangcidezhaobiaohuiyebucuo，saozidadianhuajihuoshiyanshuozijibeiweisuile，rangtalaibaohuziji，huoshiyanhaizhenjiuqule！xiangmurangyuangenadao，tadaoxianchangfaxiangenbenmeishihou，jingranhaishuoleyiju：‘nimeishijiuhao’！”
chengzhinianbushuohua，zhishixiao，shoujijiwofaxiaoxi，cuicuwokuaidianguolai。
tayongyuanlizhiqizhuang，conglaibudanxinwohuibuhuibulai。
quebuzhidao，woyijingfaxianlezheiyiqie。
jintiandechuxian，buguoshiweilezhengshiyixiedongxi。
yeshiweile，rangwoziji，chedisixin。
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baojiandemenbeidakaile，limianderenfaxianwoheleyitiao。
woshunzhekanguoqu，kandaochengzhinianlanlandekaozaifengyuanshenbian，faxianwolailecairuowuqishidezhanqilai，zhaohuwojinqu。
“kuaijinlai，nizaimenkoufashenmedai？”
tasihaobudanxinwohuifaxianbuduijing，jiuxiangjialidalaladefangzhedebijibendiannao，wodasaoweishengdeshihouluguobuxiaoxinpengyixia，jiukandaoshangmianminghuanghuangxiezhedelianairijidewenjianjia。
limianjiludeneirong，queshitahefengyuan。
zuihouyitiandewenjianxiezhe：“zuiduoyigeyue，zuihouyiciezuojujieshu，wozhongyunengbaituohuoshiyan，heyuangegezaiyiqi。”
“迫不及待。”
tashuo，tapobujidaixiangheneigerenzaiyiqi，erwo，chengletaxinlideqizi。
我真是可笑又可悲！
woshenshendekanletayiyan，badangaofangzaidishangzhuanshenjiuzou。
chengzhinianxiangzhuiwo，chaozhewozoulejibu，tashenhourenjiaota：“zhinian！”
她就回了头。
erwohuidaozijidecheshang，hunshenzhibuzhudezhanli，womianqiangqiangpozijizhending，erhoudatonglemuqindedianhua。
“woyuanyitingnindehua，genninqulundun。”
muqindeshengyinyirujiwangdewenrou：“hao，mamazheijiujinidingjipiao。”
xintouxiangshiluoxiayikuaidashitou。
xianglexiang，woyoushuo：“mafanninbangwoanpaiyichangjiasiba。wobuxiangzaihezheiliderenyoushenmeqianchele。”
tameiwenyuanyin，zhishuohao。
muqinyixiangruci，congqianjinianwozhongyubeijializhaohuiqukaishi，tajiuduiwowutiaojiandexinrenhezhichi。
zhishitazheixieniandeshiyeyizhizaiguowai，buhaoweilewohuiguo，jiuyizhiquanwonengquhetatuanju。
woyizhigujizhechengzhinian。
wotaiaitale，congershinianqianjiuaita，tashiyihouzichengduiwoyijianzhongqingwogengshijidongdebuxing，yiweizijizhongyushoudeyunkaijianyueming，henbudebatadangchengzuzongpengzhe。
quemeixiangdao，suoweideshiyihouyijianzhongqingdoushijiade，gaogaozaishangdexiaogongzhushenzhibuyuanyiditouchengrenzijihuihewozheiyangderentanlianai。
suoyitayaoshiyi，yaozailubianbeiwojiandao，chuangzaoyigewanmeideaiqingdekaishi，zaipuarangwoyiweitasuoyoudeeliedoushiaidebiaoxian。
可笑！
jiranruci，neiwojiushunzhetadexinyijiasiyici，rangtayanzhengzhengkanzhezijideezuojuhaisiwo！
wodaoshixiangkankan，gezhewozheitiaorenming，neiduigounannvhainengbunengzaiyiqi！
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chengzhinianshizaishenyehuilaide。
gezhebeiqinlouzhuwo，chengzhinianshengyinruanmiandeduiwosajiao：“baitianganmashuailianjiuzou，nirangwohaodiurende。”
yiliaozhiwaidetajingranmeiyoushengqi。
bijingmudemashangdachengle，woqueturanbukenpeihetadebiaoyan，anshuo，chengzhinianyinggaihuihenshengqicaidui。
danzhuannianyixiang，tayixiangduiwodoushizheiyang，ruanyingjianshi，cairangwosixintadi！
wotaishoujiangtatuikai，chengzhiniangengjianianshanglai，sajiaodetiezhewodeerduo，duiwoshuo：“nizhidaoma，wohuaiyunle。womenyaoyouhaizile！”
taxiaoxixideshuozhe，wonaohaizhongxiangdaodequeshilianairijilidejihua。
diyibaiciezuoju，jiazhuanghuaiyunliuchan，ranghuoshiyanxinrusihui！
suoyi，napawozheicimeiyoushunzhetadezhuonongzouxiaqu，tayerengranhuiyangeanzhaozijidejihui，yidiandianbawotuirugudi！
tamingmingzhidao，woyouduomexiangyaohetayiqiyongyouyigexiaojia！
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chengzhiniannianzheyaowopeitaguangjie，zaimingzhidaojintianwoyouzhongyaojianmiandejichushang。
yeshi，tademudejiushirangwodanwuzheichanghuimian。
chengzhinianlazhewo，niannianhuhudesajiao：“wodoujinihuaiyunle，nibukaolvganjinqiuhunma？haiyou，wohuaiyunzhihouyaomaihenduoyunfuyongpin，nibuxiangpeiwoyiqiqumaima？”
nvrenyanhongdezuichunkaojinlewo，manliansajiaodeqingqingyaohuangwodeshoubei。
tangruocikedetashenaiwo，zheijiangshiwanmeiyouxingfudehuamian。
cikedewo，quezhishiqingqingchouchutadeshou，erhoudaying。
taguyibawodeshoujiguanshang，bizhewopeizhechengzhinianyiqixuanyifu。
yankanzheshijianyuelaiyuejin，wozhunbeilikai，chengzhinianjianzhuang，huranjinghuleyisheng，xuanjitajiuchongzhewowaidaoleguolai！
woxiayishidetaishouxiangjiezhuta，lianggerenqueshunshiyiqishuaidao，wodehoubeikedaozhuojiaoshang，tengdewodaoxiyikouliangqi。
beiwohuzaihuailidechengzhinianqueshenmeshidoumeiyou。
tacongwohuailiqilaideshihouhaiguyituilewoyixia，jianwozhijieshuaixiaqu，xianqidezhoumei：“zenmezheimemeiyong，zheidounengshuai，kuaiqilaiya，biezhuangsile，hehurenhaowanma？”
wohoutougundong，zhongyuzaitadexianqishengzhongyunleguoqu。
chengzhinianzheicaihuangle，huangmangdexiangshenshoulailawo，yibianzuishanghaiyaoshuo：“nibieguyihehuwo，huoshiyan，qilai！”
takandaowobeihoudexianxue，faxianzhuojiaobiyibandezhuozihaiyaofengli。
limajiuyaojiaogongzuorenyuanlaizhiwen。
“saozi，yigewanxiaoeryi，zheigoudongxiyizhijiuchanzheni，nidoumeikongquzhaoyuangele，wozheiyigao，huoshiyanzhishaonengzaichuangshangtangsantian，zhenghaonengjiniheyuangechuquwandejihui，zayang，gemenkaobukaopu？”
taguyidangzaimenkou，buxuduifangchuqu，hualihuawaidezhangyangdeyijihuyaochuopowodeerduo。
“让开。”
chengzhinianquediyicimeiyourenkehuozhehuanxi，lengmowubidezhongfuleyici:"rangkai！"
tayonglidebayanqianrentuikai，zhaohubaoanbawosongquyiyuan。
ranhoucaihuitou，lenglengkaikou：“congjinwanghou，meiyouwodeminglingbuxuqingjuwangdong！huoshiyanbushinimennengsuiyitiaoxinderen！”
tagenzhewodechecongconglikai。
wotingdaoletadehua，xinzhongmomingdekexiao。
wozaitaxinzhongdediwei，sihubibierenxiangdaodehaiyaogaoyidian。
但，远不如冯远。
jiuxiangtaouerzhenqingliulushilouzhewodegeboshuowohaoxiang，neishihoudelianggerenqinmiwujian，ruguoshiweilefengyuan，tawanquanbubizuodaozheiyibu。
zaizheichangguanyuaiqingheezuojudeyouxizhong，tazaoyijingbushoukongzhiderujudongxin。
dankexi，yinweiyouzhezhuduosuanji，zheifendongxinyexianderucikexiao。
dengwozhengkaiyanjinghou，talianshangdaizhedeyiyangyangdexiao，sihuhenjiaoaozijijingranzhuonongwochenggong。
erwo，pibeidebishangyanjing，woshuo：“gongsidagaiyaotichupochanqingsuanle。”
她愣住了。
wobuzaikanta，ershichenmodechuligongsihouxudeshiqing，zheixia，chengzhinianfaneryoudianbushiying。
danyebuguojitian，chengzhinianjiuyounaozhefeiyaowogentayiqipashan，yaozaishanshangjuhui，qingzhutahuaiyun。
我答应了。
zuihouyici，zheicizhihou，wohuijiasilikai，congcixiaoshizaitadeshijieli。
liuxiatahetaxinxinnianniandenanrengouyaogou。
woliuxialeyifengshouxiexin，zaijialidejiaoluozhuanghaojiankong。
erhou，zouxiangyaobeita“haisi”dejieju。
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juhuidangtian，chengzhiniangewaidezhanren。
yiqipashan，tabizhewobeizheta，mudehenmingque，xiangrangwojingpilijinhou，fangbianjinxingtadejihua。
shangshanzhihou，chengzhinianzongsuancongwobeishangxialai。
taguyilazhewoqushanyabiankanfengjing，guyizhuonongdetuilewoyiba：“ganma，nibieduoya！”
woshenxingyishan，zhuanshenlouzhuchengzhinianjiangtatuihuidaoanquandedifang，zijiqueyincizhanzaileshanyabianzuiweixiandeweizhi。
“霍十堰！”
taxiayishijinzhangdejiaolewoyisheng。
wopijuandetaiyankanta，shengyinqingdelianwozijidoujihutingbujian。
“chengzhinian，yihoubiezuole。”
“shenme？nizaishuoshenme？”chengzhinianzhuangzuomeitingdongdemoyang，manlianyihuodekanzhewo。
woxiaolexiao：“woshuo，diyibaicizhuonong，worangnichenggong。zheichangaiqingdeyouxi，worenshu！”
shuowan，yiwufangudexianghouyangdaoxiaqu！
tawubijinge，tiaojianfanshedechongguolaishenshouxiangzhua，zuihouquezhizhuadaowodexiukou。
“砰！”
zhongwuluodideshengyinchuanlai，shenbujiandideshenyuanxiatashenmedoukanbuqing，leiyanposuodezhuazheneimeixiukou，kudeshengsilijie，shenxiahuanhuanliutangchuleyitanxue......
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