《niyixiaopianjing，zenmerongyumanshena？》shiyibufuyouxiangxianglidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youhuifeidehaitujingxingousi。gushizhongdezhujiaolinjianjunheyushuimianlinzhechaoyuexianshiderenwuhemaoxian，zhanxianlerenleiyongqihezhihuidejixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyinrenrushengdeqingjiehefengfudehuanxiangyuansuershoudaoleguangdaduzhedexiai。xudamaofanlenan，anlishuolinjianjunfahuale，tazenmeyededaying。keyanxiapianzigangfaxiansunhuaile，tahaibuzhidaohouxubeishachufenni。……。
“xudamao，zahuishiera，zheidianyingbuduijingera？”
“fangyingyuan，fangyingyuan！”
“zheichebucheni，wohaoburongyigenchejianzhurenqingdejia，nijiurangwokanzheiwanyia？”
“……”
changneiguankandianyingdedaduoshushiyagangchangdegongren，yaomeshiqingjialaide，yaometuojiadaikoulaide，pengshangzheizhongshier，limabuganle，yigegezhazheduierqihong。
xudamaomanlianjinzhang，yuanbenjiubuzenmehaokandewuguangengshijichengyituan：“dajiahuobiezhejia，zheipianzishiwogangjiede，wozaijianchajiancha。”
qihongdeshengyinxiaoleyixie，xudamaolianmangbaquchujiaopianjiancha。
“sheidongwojiaopianle？sheidongwojiaopianle！”
xudamaozixikanleyixiajiaopian，faxianshangmianbumanlehuahen，shenzhihaiyoujichubeijiandaojianguodehenji，limakaishifazuo。
qianpaidelinjianjunhemasiqinjianzhuang，yecouleguolai。
“xudamao，nishuoyourendongguonijiaopian？”
linjianjunzheihuierdui“jiaopian”lianggezigewaimingan，lianmangfawen。
xudamaoxiangshijiandaojiuxingyiyangbajiaopiandileguolai，zhizheshangmiandehuahendao：“dui，kendingshiyourendongguowojiaopianle，nikanshangmiandehuahen，zhunshiyourengenwoyouchou，buganguangmingzhengdadezhaowodantiao，jiubeihouxiaheishou！”
linjianjunqiaoleyiyanxudamaoshouruodeshenzi，lianxudamaozheiyangdedoubuganguangmingzhengdadantiao，neideshiruochengshayanga，weichengnianrenba？
“zheipianzidoujingguosheishou？”
“meibierenpengguolea，zheipianzihaishizuotiancaicongguowaijiguolaide。”
xudamaoxianglinjianjunliangrenxiangxijiedaqilai。
yuanlaizheigeniandai，nenggongyingdedianyinghenshao，dabufendoushiguoneijiangshugemingheshehuizhuyidedianying。
guowaidepianzijiugengshaole，jibendoushishehuizhuyiguojiadehongseyingpian，yaomejiushiqitaguojiadefanyingdouzhengdianying。
guoneidedianyingdoushijingguozhongguodianyingfaxingfangyinggongsitongyidiaobo，erguowaideyingpiandabufenzaitongguoshenhezhihou，tongguoxianggangzuopaigongsiyinjinde。
biruxudamaoshoulizheibu《liulangzhe》jiushitongguoxianggangzuopaigongsiyinjinde，jiaopiancongguowaifalai，jingguoxiangguanbumenshenhehou，tongyidiaodufenpeixiaqude。
“neizheijiaopiansunhuaile，zenmechuli？”
linjianjunyougeyiwen，zheimezhongyaodedongxiruguogerensunhuaile，neiqibushiyaopeiqian？
xudamaokuzheliandao：“nengzenmeban，yuanpianyoujijiyinjingongsi，jingguoyinjingongsijiandinghouxieshangxiangguanpeichangshiyi。”
“beihouyinwodewangbadankendingshigenwoyouchou，yuanpianhuile，woshaobulechufen，zhengbuhaodianyingfangyingyuandegongzuodoudediule！”
xudamaohendeyayangyang，dianyingfangyingyuanzheihuiershuyujishugong，gongziyaobiqitagangweigaoshangyidian。
jiashanggongzuodeteshuxingzhi，jingchangyaoqujilingdaomenfangyingdianying，shaobulebeilingdaomengaokanyiyan。
yaomejiushiquxiongdidanweifangyingdianying，nengjiejiaobushaorenmai。
yaomejiushizijitouzhequxiangxiafangying，nengzhuanlaibushaonongchanpin。
xudamaozhiqianbeitoudelaomuji，jiushiquxiangxiafangdianying，xiangqinmensongde。
zhenyaoshiyinweijiaopiansunhuaidiuledianyingfangyingyuandegongzuo，neitazhenshiduanlexudamaodehuolule！
“nixianbieji，zixixiangxiang，zheijiaopiandousheijingguoshou。”
linjianjunanfuleyixiaxudamaodeqingxu，zheicaikaishidiaocha。
xudamaozixihuixiangzhe：“qiantianwodedaoxiaoxi，quchangbaoweikelingjiaopian，ranhouzheijiaopianjiumeilikaiguowoshoua。”
“eduile，zuotianwoquyangchangzhangjialijijiweilingdaofanglezheigepianzi，ranhouzaiyangchangzhangjiaheleyidianjiu，jiudaizhepianzihuilaile。”
“zuotianfangyingdeshihoumeiwenti？”
“dangranmeiwentia，neikeshijilingdaofangdianyinga！”
xudamaodebiaoqingbusizuowei，linjianjunxianglexiang，dao：“nizheijiaopiannengbunengwodaihuiqujianchajiancha？”
“这……”
xudamaofanlenan，anlishuolinjianjunfahuale，tazenmeyededaying。keyanxiapianzigangfaxiansunhuaile，tahaibuzhidaohouxubeishachufenni。
yaoshilinjianjunnazouzhihou，zainongdiule，tajiukudouzhaobudaodifangkule。
“suanle，nizaichanglizhaogeanjingdefangjian，genzhewoyikuaijiancha。”
“neixing！wozheijiurangbaoweikejiwozhaogeqingjingdedifang，tamenneibianbushaokongfangjian！”
xudamaoyiliuyanpaoqubaoweike，masiqincoujindao：“junge，zheishiyagangchangzijideshier，zanmenjiubieguanleba？”
linjianjunxiaolexiao：“jiranganshangle，zanmenjiukankanzahuishi。fanzhenglisuotamenzaijianchazhaoxiangguandejiaopian，zanmenjianchajianchadianyingjiaopianyesuanshibangtamenpaiyoujienanle！”
henkuai，xudamaojiuyinzheliangrenlaidaoyagangchangbaoweikediaojieshi，zheiliyibanshiyonglaidiaojiefashengmaodundechangyuangongde，oueryezuoweixiaotouxiaomo、dajiadououdelinshiguanyadidian。
sanrenzizixixiguoleyibianjiaopian，meifashengshenmeyichang，wunaizhixialinjianjunzhihaorangxudamaozhongxinfangyingyibianjiaopian。
cierdezaoshengpeishangluanzaozaodehuamian，xudamaohemasiqinliangrenkandezhidakeshui，zhiyoulinjianjundingzhemubushangdehuamian，buzhidaozaixiangshenme。
“sheizaiwuni，zheimedazaoyin！”
yishenghongliangdeshengyinchuanru，mencaibeituikai，xudamaobeiheleyitiao，lianmangyingleshangqu。
“wangge，nilailea！”
“shidamaoa，nilaiwozheiganshalaile。”
“wozheijiaopianchudianwenti，zheibu，zanmenpianerqudelintongzhihematongzhizaijianchani。”
masiqinjiandaowairenlaile，xiayishidezuozhileshenzi。
linjianjunzeshizixiguanchaleyixiaduifang。
lairenkanqilaisanshichutoudenianji，wuguanzhouzheng，shencaijianshuo，liuzhexiaopingtou，kanqilaixiangshilianguo。
“lintongzhi，zheishiwomenchangbaoweikedewangkezhang。”
“zheiweishilintongzhi，nanluoguxiangpaichusuodetongzhi。”
liangrenbiciwolewoshou，wangkezhangpieleyiyanmubushangdehuamian，dandandedao：“zenme，jiaopiansunhuaile？”
“sheishuobushini，zuotianzanmenkandeshihouhaihaohaode，jintianjiuzheiyangle，ai！”
liangrenxianliaojiju，wangkezhangdao：“chabuduodele，fanzhengyoubushizanmenzheieryijiahuaile。”
“a？biedechangyeyouzheizhongqingkuang？”
“shibei，jiufangzhichang，tingshuotamenxindaodedianyingjiaopianyechuwentile。yaowoshuo，kendingshizheiyipifaxialaidejiaopianzhiliangyouwenti！”
linjianjunjinzhoumeitou，nandaozhenshizijixiangduole。
zheishi，zhitingmasiqinyishengjinghu。
“军哥，快看！”
linjianjunzhuanguotou，zhijianmubushangdeyingzheyizhangtuzhi。
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