nvzongcaibaobiaozenmeshiwodejishizheishuxiedezhenshichaojingcaichaoxihuan，jiangshuleqinchuansongyaodegushi，kanleyiyouweijin！neirongzhuyaojiangshu：liangxiaoshihou，yiliangdeshitingzailehaizhouyinxingjinshanzhixingmenqian，qinchuanshoulijiazheyandabuzoujinledating。datangjinglikuaibushangqian……
julixiabanhaiyoushifenzhong，zhunquedeshuo，niewenwudaiduijinquzhihouhaibudaoyigebanxiaoshi，shiqingjiuyijingchaqingchule。
yinweitadailaideshijiguanneizuizhuanyedeshenjirenyuan，dakaicunzhezhanghuneibuxitongzhihou，bianqingchudekandaozheiliunianlai，meiyiniandeniandidouyouyibidaezijinzhuanru。
eryinxingneideliangge**dezhuchongliyongquanxiantoutounuozouleliunianlaidemeiyibizijinzhuanru，jieguojiushisongyaozheigechibenrenyiwusuozhi，meiciqukanyuedoushisankuaiqimaowu。
lianggezhuchongbeidaishangshoukaoyazheshanglezhifache，qizhongyirenbianshizhiqianneiwubixiaozhangfennudexingzhang。
niewenwuyixingrenyekuaisuliqule，shengxiasongyaochuaizhehongsecunzhe，miansecangbaideyibubuzouxiataijie，cishizheibencunzhedeyueyijingbianchenglesibaibashisanwanduo。
ercunzhedezuihouyitiaozhuanzhangbeizhu，qingxideyinzhe：siwangfuxujinwugezi。
daozheiyikesongyaocaizhidaodageyijingweiguojuanqule，zaitaxishengzhiqiandemeiyinian，tadoubasuoyouqiandoudajilezijihemuqin。
erzijiquetoutoudehenletaliunian！
啊！
yishengbeitongyujuedejiaohan，songyaodunzaitaijiexiabaotoutongkuqilai，zhouweilurenfenfentoulaiyiyangdeyanguang。
tahui，tahen，tabeishangbuyi。
buzhikuleduojiu，songyaoxiangshidiulehunyibandezhanqilai，yaoyaohuanghuangchaozijidechezouqu。
yewanlailin，qinchuanxiazhonghoubiandaoshuibataipangbiandeyizishangchouyan，houmianhaiyouwugefupozaipaiduidengta，tayebuzheji。
zheishishenchuanzhiyezhuangdezhoulilifengfenghuohuozoudaoqinchuanmianqian，yishenshouchoudiaoletazuilidexiangyan，zhiwendao：“jintianfashengshenmeshile？”
“shenmefashengshenmeshile？”qinchuanyihuodekanxiangzhoulili。
zhoulilizhilezhiloushangdao：“songzongganggangdaolebangongshi，yanhongyanzhongde，nishibushigentashuoshenmele？”
jianqinchuanbushuohua，zhouliliyibajiuzhutashenqianyilinglajinleyixie，lenghedao：“shuo，nishibushixiemile？”
qinchuanzhouqilemeitou，qingqingtuikaizhoulilideshoushuodao：“womeixiemi，takenengshiyouxieshangxinba，woshangqukankan！”
shuowanqinchuanbianlaidaosilou，qiaoleqiaomenzhihoubiantuikailebangongshimen。
songyaozuozailaobanyishang，zhengchichidekanzhediannaopingmu，yanjinghongzhongbukan。
哒吧！
qinchuandianranyizhiyan，xiaolexiaozoulejinqu。
kandaoqinchuanguolai，songyaoyijiushimianwubiaoqingkanzhediannaopingmu，zhidaoqinchuanzoujin，tashouzhizaishubiaoshangdianleliangxia，diannaoheipingle。
“nidaodishishenmeren？”songyaotaitoukanzheqinchuan，yanjinglifanzheleihua。
“henigeyiyang，cengjingyeshiyimingjunren。”qinchuansongjianshuodao。
songyaomiqileyan：“niweishenmeyouwodezhaopian？weishenmeyouzhidaowogezheiliunianlaiyizhidouyoujiwohuiqian？”
“zhaopianshiyigeguyoujide，neirenyinggaishinilaoxiang。zhiyuhuiqiandeshi，shiyizhongzhijue，jiyujunrendezhijue。”qinchuanrenzhenshuodao。
songyaobuzaiyanyu，chenmoxujiuhouqingshengshuodao：“xiexieni，qinchuan！”
“nizhidaowodagexishengle，tazangzainalilema？”
qinchuanyanzhongshanguoyimotongkuzhisedanhenkuaibeizangzaishenchu，zhoumeidao：“zheigewokeyibangnidatingdating，youxiaoxilegaosuni。”
songyaodiandiantou，youshuodao：“mingtiannilaizuo**buzhuguanba，gongzi，wohuianzhaomaqindejishujinizhangsanbei。”
“gongzidoushixiaoshi，ruguosongzongkanhaowodehua，woxiangmafannibangwojiejueyixiazhusudewenti。”
“sanlouzawujianpangjiushixishoujian，weidaobuhaowen。”
songyaoyizheng，zheijianshitabingbuqingchu，youlijishuodao：“erlousushejinitengyigedanjianchulai，zenmeyang？”
jianqinchuanbuzhisheng，songyaozhoumeidao：“zenmele？danjianbumanyi？womenxianzaihaizaichuangyejieduan，qinchuan，niyaozhidaowodenan……”
“hesongzongzhudejinyidiankeyima？”qinchuanhurankaikou，biaoqingyouxieyansu。
songyaoyelengzhule，wen：“zhuduojin？”
“keyidehua，zhunijia，huozhegebi。”
duimiandenvrenxiangshiyishunjianbeiqinchuandehuajileizhule，naozibanxiangdoumeifanyingguolai。
“你，你说什么？”
“woshuokeyidehua，zhunijiazuihao，huozhegebi。”
“woyoulaogong。”songyaolianshangluchulefennudebiaoqing。
qinchuanxiaolexiaodao：“neijiuzhunigebikeyima？”
“给我一个理由。”
“hemeinvyiqishangxiaban，shiyijiannengrangrenxinqingyuyuedeshiqing，hainengyannianyishou。”
kandaosongyaolianshangbiyideyanshen，qinchuanrenzhendao：“woshuodeshizhenxinhua，haixiwangsongzongrenzhenkaolv。”
“mingtianjinidafu。”songyaoyaoyaochun，biannaqibaochaowaimianzoulechuqu。
zoudaomenkoushi，qinchuandeshengyinconghoumianchuanlai：“songzongjintianzaiyinxingdeshihou，haoxiangyoudiandanxinwoshima？”
“nixiangduole，chulaijiwosuomen。”songyaoshuowanjiuxiaoshizailemenkou。
qinchuanlianshangdexiaorongkuaisuxiaoshi，quedingduifangjiaobushengzouyuanhou，tazoudaolediannaoqian，qingqingdongleyixiashubiao，diannaopingmuliangle。
shangmianshiyizhanghenjiuqiandezhaopian，yigegaogaogezidenansheng，heyigezhazhemaweibiandenvhai，zhongjianzhanzheyigezhongnianfuren，sanrendouxiaodehenkaixin。
qinchuanshenxiyikouqi，yanzhongshanguoyimonongliedeshayi，zhuanshenchaowaimianzoulechuqu。
wanshangshiyidian，qinchuanyijiutangzaixiaochuangshang，youxieshimian，zhentouxiadeshoujiwengwengzhendongqilai。
nachuyikanshiyigemoshenghaoma，qinchuanfangzaileerbian。
“woshiluoguangzhi，jiuzaihuisuolouxia，nixialailiaoliaoba。”haowuqingsudeshengyinchuanleguolai，qinchuanyingleyisheng，bianqiaduanshouji，shenshoucongzhentouxiamochuyibazhediejundaochuaijinkoudaikaimenzoulechuqu。
louxiatingzheyiliangheisebenchi，shouzhongjiazhedexiangyanfangzaichechuangwairanshaozhe。
qinchuanzhijielakaifujiashidemenzuolejinqu，cishicaikanqingchuluoguangzhidemianrong，guozilian，houbeitou，wushiduosuidenianjikanshangquhaizhiyousishichutoudeyangzi。
yebudengqinchuankaikou，luoguangzhibianqidongchezichaoqianmiankaiqu，yibiankaikoudao：“niweishenmeyaopohuaiwodeshi？”
“bushuang！”qinchuanyedianranyizhiyanmanbujingxinshuodao。
luoguangzhizhouqilemeitou，jixushuodao：“wobuzhidaonishishei，yechaguonidebeijing，yipiankongbai，danwoyaogaosunideshi，woxianzainengheniyiqitanhua，zheishiwozuihoujinidejihui。”
“yibaiwan，likaihuisuo，buyaojieruwohesongyaozhijianderenheshiqing。”
zuozaifujiashideqinchuanyongyizhongkanshaqueyiyangdeyanshenkanzheluoguangzhiwendao：“woshishibasuilikaidehaizhou，nandaoshibasuizhiqiandebeijingniyemeichadaoma？zhenshizhunaozi。”
luoguangzhilianseweibian，kanzhelumianlengshengdao：“neinishishei？”
“shuochulainihuihesi！”
“你说！”
qinchuantuchuyikouyanquandao：“wojiaoqinchuan，haizhouyougeqinjia，limianyougelaobusidejiaoqinyuanshan。henjiuyiqian，wojiaotayeye！”
轰！
luoguangzhinaohaizhongxiangqiyishenghongming，fangxiangpanshangdeyoushouyizhenzhandou，qinjia？qinyuanshan？
neigenengranghaizhouquanguidouyaoyangwangdelaoyezi，shitayeye？bukeneng！
luoguangzhizhaodeshihenkaopudezixungongsianzhongdiaochade，qinjiameiyouqinchuanzheihaoren，yizhidoumeiyou。
“nidangwoshishazima？qinjiadehoubeihuiqunvshihuisuozuo**？kexiao。”luoguangzhilengxiaodeshihou，zhandoudeyoushoupingjinglexialai。
zheishiqinchuanhuranniutoukanxiangluoguangzhi，kaikouwendao：“nijubuqilaima？”
嘎吱！
chezimengdiyigejichatingzailubian，luoguangzhietoubaoqileqingjinkanxiangqinchuan：“nizhaosima？”
qinchuanhahaxiaoleqilai，zheirangluoguangzhigengjiafakuangle，shuangyanzhujianchongxue，huxiyekaishibiandejicuhouzhong。
qinchuanhuranmanyouyoushuodao：“niyaoshiyigetengaisongyaodehaolaogong，wobuhuichuxianzainideshiyezhong。”
“什么意思？”
“niruguozaizuoqifusongyaodeshi，wohuirangnihouhuilaidaozheishishang。”
luoguangzhisihuhaimeifanyingguolai，qinchuanturanshenshouyibajiuzhuleluoguangzhideerduo，silieyibandejutongxilai，lianshangluchuletongkudebiaoqing。
“wowennitingdaolemeiyou？weinan。”
luoguangzhishenticexiangqinchuanneibian，ganjueerduodouyaobeiningduanle，tayaozheyachuanxishuodao：“ting，tingdaole。”
“henhao。”qinchuansongshou，zhuanshentuimenxialeche。
cheneideluoguangzhiyinweifennuerhunshenzhandou，tahenhendeshenxijikouqi，dianshangyizhiyanxileliangkou，ranhounachushoujifanchuzhiqian“yufu”dehaomafaleyitiaoduanxinguoqu：qinchuan，songtashanglu。
作者：扶桑落雨
栏目：都市
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栏目：都市
妻子报答我捐肾之恩后，我离婚了
作者：匿名
栏目：都市
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作者：叶梨晚
栏目：都市
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zuozhe：manzhoulihaijunsiling
栏目：都市
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栏目：都市
