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“zheidoushenmeshihoule，nihaiyouxinqingkaiwanxiao？”
yelingerkanzhesixiaofeixiaodeyechen，youjiyouqi。
juqixiaoquantoushijingerchaozhetadexiongkouchuileliangxia。
“shibushikaiwanxiao，niyihuierbianzhi。”
yechenpailepaitadexiaonaodai，yilianniai。
zijibuzaijiadezheixienian，yelingerkendingshoulebushaoku，hemuqinshengchijianyong，zhishiweilecouzuxuefei。
suirantabiaomiankanqilaimeishenme，danyechenhaishinengtouguotadeyanshen，congzhongkanchuyelingerduiqitatonglingnvhaierjinyiyushiertouqudeyisixianmu。
“hehe，jiupingni？yifuqiongsuanyang，haixiangrangtabianchengxiaofupo，zuomengba！”
yangrongyilianbuxiedepielepiezui。
“wokantabujinqiongsuan，haishigejingshenbing！”
xuqingzoudaozhangbaodeshenbian，shuangshoulazhetadegebo，jiaochendao：“zhangshu，nitingtashuodehua，mingxianjiushijingshenbutaizhengchang，zheiyangderenfaqibinglaisheidouganda，ninhaishikuaidianxiangbanfabatazhuaqilaiba。”
xianzai，bujinxuqingrenweiyechenshijingshenbing。
zaichangdetongxue，laoshi，shenzhishizhangbaode，doujuedetanaozikendingbuzhengchang。
yigeqiongxiaozi，chuanzhehansuan，yifushanghaiyoubushaopodong，jianzhirutongqigaiyiban。
zheiyangderen，shuoqihualaidaoshidayanbucan，bushijingshenbingshishenme？
“ng，woxianzaijiudadianhuajiaoren。”
zhangbaodeqiangrenzhetengtong，congdouzhongtaochudianhua：“wei，woshizhangbaode！xianzainimenmashangpailiangtaicheguolaibeihaicaijing，youzhongyaoxianyifanyaozhua！”
gangcaiaileyechenyijiao，zaijiashangzijimeidaiwuqi，maoranduifuyechen，zhangbaodeyepazijitaobudaohaochu。
wunaizhixia，zhinengjiaorenqianlai。
weiguanderenyuelaiyueduo，qizhongbufayouxuexiaodelaoshi，shenzhijingdonglexuexiaodejiaodaozhuren。
“发生了什么事？”
jiaodaozhurendafubianbian，tixinghezhangbaodebuxiangshangxia，yikanjiushipingshimeishaocongxueshenghelaoshishenshangguayoushui。
“fangzhuren，nilaila，kuaidianguanguannidehaoxueshengba！”
xuqingerenxiangaozhuang，hezhangbaodeyiqizoudaofangzhurenmianqian，tianyoujiacudebaganggangfashengdeshiqingdoushuoleyibian。
“e？youzheiyangdeshi？”
fangzhurentuiletuizijineijinqiandudeyanjing，yuqijiweijianding：“nimenfangxin，wojueduibuhuirongrenzheiyangdexuexiaoliyourucichapinxingdexuesheng，wohuiyijuxiaoguiduitazuochuxiangyingdechengfa，zhangsuozhang！”
zhangsuozhangsangezi，fangzhurenshuochukoudeshihou，haiteyijialezhongyin。
意图不言而喻。
mingxianshixianghexuqingzhangbaodelajinguanxi，fangbianrihouzijiyouxuyaoshi，yenengrangduifangbangyiba。
“你就是叶灵儿？”
fangzhurenbanzhelian，shengyinyinchen：“zhidaoxuexiaodeguijuba？yinixianzaidebiaoxian，shiyaojiguode！huahuailebierendeche，jiuxuyaozhaojiapeichang！”
记过？
zheichufaweimiantaiqinglexieba？
budengyelingerkaikou，xuqingjiuzaihoufangyinyangguaiqidao：“zhuren，yelingertagekeshijingshenbing，shuobudingtamenjiahaiyouyichuanjingshenbingshi，zheiyangderenliuzaixuexiao，chizaoshigehuohai。”
fangzhurenyeshimianshangren，yitingbianzhixuqingdeyisi。
taxianshipianguotoukanlekanzhangbaode，jianduifangdianlediantou，zheicaijiezheduiyelingerdao：“jirannizhidaonigeshijingshenbing，hairangtadaoxuexiaolaidarennaoshi，qingjiegengjiayanzhong，wojuedingbanizhijiekaichu！”
轰——
直接开除！
sigezizaiyelingertinglai，rutongtiandaleipi！
sannianqian，yejiazaodaobeihaishiliangdajiazudepohai，fuqinqushi，gegebeipofangqixueyecongjun。
tanenggouzaitangtianlongdebihuxiakaoshangdaxue，yishibuyi。
buchengxianggangnianlebudaobannian，jiuzaodaolexuexiaoruciyanlidechengfa，diulexueye，yelingershenzhixiangbuchuzijiyihouhainengquzuoshenme。
nandaoyaoshangcanguanjirendangfuwuyuan，duanpanzixiwanma？
“nishixuexiaodezhuren？”
yechenlengxiaobuyi，yanshenlinglidedingzhefangshijie。
“不错。”
fanghongyudianledianzijifeishuodenaodai。
“wojuedexiangnizheizhongjianfengshiduo，qiruanpayingdefeiwu，shizaipeibushangjiaoshuyurendechenghao，congxianzaikaishi，nibeikaichule，meizigezaiguanlixuexiaodeshiqingle，gunba！”
哈哈哈哈哈！
yechendehua，yinlaiweiguanxueshenghejiaoshideyizhenkuangxiao。
tamengangganghaizhirenweiyechenshinaozibutaihao，xianzaisuoyourendoujuedetashichetoucheweidefengzi！
xuexiaodejiaodaozhurenjiuneimebuzhiqian？
napashixuqing，zhangbaode，shenzhishidayixinshengdiyigongzigeyangyingjie，yebukenengzuodaosuikouyijuhua，jiukaichuyigemingpaidaxuedezhuren！
“yelingera，wokanniyihouyoushijianhaishidaizhenigequyiyuankankanbingba，tabingdekebuqing。”
fanghongyuxianzaichedixiangxinyechenshigejingshenbingle，yibianshuo，yibianxiayishidetuihouliangbu。
shengpayechenturanfanbing，paoguolaijitaliangjiao。
“haohaodezhurenbudang，feiyaopaoguolaisongsi。”
yechenwusuoweideyaoyaotou，yifukansirendeyanshenkanzhefanghongyu。
ganrangtameimeinanguoderen，sheidoubuhuiyouhaoxiachang！
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“zhangsuo，gaichulidewodaibiaoxuexiaoyijingchulile，shengxiadejiujiaojinimenle。”
fanghongyumeixinqingsikaoyechenganggangsuoyanzhiyi，paoguoquyaogongsidehezhangbaodeshuodao。
xiaomenkou，yitaijingchezaicihuxiaoerguo，wenwendangdangdetingzailerenqunbuyuanchu。
“woderenlaile。”zhangbaodekanzhejingche，deyidediandiantou：“fangzhuren，yihouyouxuyaobangmangdedifang，jinguanjiwodadianhua。”
“shu，nibushihanleliangtaicheme？zenmejiulaileyiliang？”
yangrongganjueyouxiebuduijing，xiaoshengtixingdao。
“kenengqitarenzaimang，yitaichezugoule！”zhangbaodemeidanghuishi，dashouyihui，daizhexuqingchaozhejingchedefangxiangzouqu。
咔嚓——
chemendakai，yigetingbadeshenyingcongcheshangzoulexialai。
zaitashenbian，haigenzhelianggeleisijingweidegongzuozhe。
zhangbaodekandaolairen，dunshilengzhule。
xuqingbaofuxinqie，budengzhangbaodeshuohua，bianzhijiepaoshangqianyongzhihuidekouwenshuodao：“hailengzheganshenme？kuaidianqubatamenjiwozhuaqilai！”
“sheijiadewawa？jingganruciwuli？”
qizhongyigejingweidaheyisheng，shenshoujiangxuqingtuikai，haobuliuqingmian。
“duibuqi，duibuqi，tashiwozhinv！”zhangbaodezheicaifanyingguolai，lianmangpaoshangqian，calecaetoushangdehanzhu，duilairenjuleyigong：“lianting，zhishiyidianxiaoshi，meixiangdaoliannindoujijingdongle！”
什么？这人是厅长？
tingdaozhangbaodeduilairendechenghu，zhongrenbujindaoxiyikouliangqi。
“zhangbaode？”lianzhichengrenchulezijishouxiadelouluo，qinghengyisheng。
“meicuo，meicuo，woshizhangbaode，meixiangdaoninhairendewo！”
zhangbaodeangtoutingxiong，sanliangbuzoudaolianzhichengshenbian，yifulaozitianxiadierdetaidu。
“gongzuodeshihoushaotaojinhu，naweishiyechen，yexiansheng？”
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