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jianghonglindengdameimou,bietiduojingyale。
shenzhiyanzhonghaiyouxiechongbai!
zheijiahuo,yetailihaileba!
zijidiyici,zheimebaohuguo。
fangmuyuyoubamuguangtouxiangzhaoheng,“zhaodashaoye,nidebaobiaogongfubudaojiaa,yaobuzanlianglianlian?”
练尼玛啊!
zhaohengxinlizhima,biaoqingtongkudepalechulai,yongyuanhendemuguangkanxiangzhaoheng,danyuqihuanhelexuduo,“nizheijiahuonalaide?zheishiwohehonglinshi,heniyoumaoguanxi?buxiangsidehua,ganjingundan!”
“我是你爸爸!”
fangmuyufeichangzhibaidehuidui,rangzhaohengyishijianqidedoukuaizha。
“nitamade,buzhidaolaozishisheima?zhiyaowoyigedianhua,worangnixiabanbeizibunengzili!”
zhaohengzheigedashaoye,shenmeshihoushoudaoguozheizhongquru,dunshiqijibaihuaiweixiedao。
fangmuyuzeshiyiliandebuyiweiran,“nikenengtaigaokanzijile,shenmedongxi,wojinisanmiaozhong,daizhenidegoutuiziganjingundan!”
“yaoburanwobanidetuijidazhe,wodaodiganyubugan,nikeyishishi。”
zhaohengyanlekoukoushui,liansekanchengshijingcai,yingzhetoupihuidao:“nidanglaozishihedade!niyaozhenganduiwozenyang,wobaozhengzhaojiaderenhuirangnishengburusi!”
fangmuyumeixinqinghetaquchao,shenchulesangenshouzhitou,“san!”
“妈的!”
“laoban,biechengqiangle,zanmenhaishixianzouba。”
“jiushidedashaoye,haohanbuchiyanqiankuiya!”
jigebaobiaoyekanbuxiaqule,ganjinzhuaizhezhaohenglikai,yibianzou,zhaohengyibianhaimamalieliede。
jigebaobiaodeliansedouhennankan,tamenkedoushituiwubingchushen,fangmuyubufeichuihuizhili,jiubatamenjiejuele,jiushitamenjiazaiyiqi。yebushiduifangdeduishoua!
zhaohengnaodaijinshuile,tamenkebusha,erqiezheichunhuoyaozhendebeifeile,tamenyedetanzeren。
“可算是滚蛋了。”
fangmuyubuyiweirandetiaoletiaomei,huitouyoukanxiang,haichuzaijingyazhizhongdejianghonglin,hemeinvzhulidoudengdayanmoukanzheziji。
fangmuyugangakesouleyisheng,bumingsuoyidekanlekansizhou。
jianghonglinzheicaifanyingguolai,xianranhaizaiqitoushang,duizhefangmuyuhuilehuishou,“hewogunkaitantan。”
genzhejianghonglinjindaoleliwu,jiandaoduifangmingxianshengqile,fangmuyuzhiqudemeiyoushuohua。
jianghonglintanlekouqi,yansudeduizhefangmuyunshuodao:“gangcaideshixiexienile,buguonidedayingwo,yihoubuyaosuibiandarenle,suirantamenzhendehenqianda,danwoguyongni,shijixiaoxingxingdangbabade,nizuohaobenzhigongzuojiuxingle。”
suiranhenganji,danyimashiyima。
fangmuyuyebuhaoshuoshenme,yikoudayingle。
jiandaozhei,jianghonglincaimanyidedianlediantou,“nixianzaishiwozhulile,yihoujiuhewaimiandeaiwenyiqidadangba,haiyouyigexiaoshixiaban,niyaomeishidehuahewoyiqihuijiaba。”
“没事。”
…………
咚!咚!
“nimenjigeyoubingma?yiweiwopaneigehunxiaozima?”
zaijiangshifuzhuangdashawai,zhaohengfennudetilejixiazijidebaobiao,baqidousazailetamenshenshang。
zaijianghonglinmianqianbeiyidunpangzou,yijingrangtadiujinleyanmian,zheijigefeiwubaobiaobubangzijibaochou,fanerbatatuolechulai,zheishiyaozaofanma?
yigebaobiaohaopiqijieshidao:“laoban,woquanninyiju,gangcaineinanrenjuefeidengxianzhibei,tadeyanshenyoushaqi,shuobudinghaishaguoren,weilenindeanquan,womenzhinengxiandainilikai。”
“fangpi!nimenjiushisongle,yiqunfantong!”
zhaohengmianhongerchidemalebantian,cainachushouji,“niuge,woyaonongsigeren!”
dianhuaneitoudunshi,chuanlaiyizhenshayadedaxiao,“meiwentia,zhiyaoqiandaowei,tianwanglaozidoujinigandiao,guijunidongde。”
“womingbai,niuge,xianzaiwojiutiqianqujianni!”
“ok,neiniyihuidaoaihektv,worangshouxiaxiaqujieni。”
“好。”
guaduanledianhua,tamianmuzhengningdezuanjinshouji,yougualejigebaobiaoyiyan,“shale,ganjintamabachekaiguolai,ququqiana!”
jigebaobiaoduishiyiyan,meiyoushuohua,momodiquyipangkaichele。
yaobushizhaohengjideqiangouduo,sheiyuanyigenzhezheigenaocan。
“heng,jianghonglin,niheneigeyenanrenwandanle,wopobujidaidedengzhekanni,beijiandelaiqiuwole!”
……
yigexiaoshihenkuaijiuguoqule,fangmuyushanglejianghonglindeche,zaiyicidegenzhetahuilejia。
xiaoxingxinghaimeixing,yankanshijianbuzaole,jianghonglinbianliuxiafangmuyuchifan。
dengdaoxiaoxingxingxingle,fangmuyuyouhenzijuede,peizhetawanlebantian。
budebushuo,fangmuyuhonghaizihenyoujingyan,bingqiefeichangyounaixin。
lianxiaoxingxingyixiangbuxihuandeyingyu,douzaifangmuyudepeibanxia,shuolexuduo。
jianghonglinkanzaiyanli,nuanzaixintou,zijihaoxianghenjiu,meizheimeqingsongguole。
henkuai,jiudaolefangmuyuyaolikaideshihoule,xiaoxingxingyibabaozhuleta,kelianbabadeshuo:“bababuyaozou,xiaoxingxingxianghebabamamayiqishui。”
fangmuyumeijuedeshenme,jianghonglintingdaozheihua,dunshixiuhonglelianjia,
“babahaiyoushi,mingtianzailaipeixiaoxingxinghaobuhao?”jianghonglinwunai,zhinenghongzhenver。
tazhenshizuobudao,rangzijihehezheigemoshengdenanrenyiqishui,zheiyetaihaixiuleba!
jiangxingyunzhazhehaoqidedayanjing,“keshi,youzhiyuandezhaopengyou,wanshangdouyoubabamamapeizheshui,weishenmebabajiubunenghewoyiqishui。”
jianghonglinyouxiewunai,xiaohaizibudongshi,zhishixiangyaopeibanhebaobao。
jiuzaitabuzhiruheshihaodeshihou,shoujixiangleqilai,zhihaoxianquyipangjiedianhua。
yijietong,neitouchuanlaiyigenaonudeshengyin。
“jianghonglin,niyetaiguofenleba,neilaigeyenanren,gandalaozidenvrenheerzi,gaosuniniwanle,dengzhechushia!”
dianhuaneitou,zhengshifangshijituandezongjingli,ningjie!
jianghonglinlenglengdehuidao:“ningjie,niyetaibadaoleba,shiniderenyoucuozaixian,wojianghonglinbupani,youshenmebenshijiulaishishi!”
“xing,jianghonglintamajiwodengzhe!”
dianhuapadayishengbeiguaduanle,jianghonglindelianseyehennankan。
chajuelebudui,fangmuyuyezouguoqu,xunwenqileqingkuang。
jianghonglinxilekouqi,gangxianghuihua,dianhuajiuyouxiangleqilai,shigongsineibudezuoji。
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