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di003zhang、yangjiadedongxi，nibiepeng！
nanzhouyangjiadazhaizuoluozaijingjifadadetongluowan，beikaolingnan，mianchaodahai，chunnuanhuakai。
dancishideyangjiadazhaiyijinghuangwule，damenshangtiejibanban，qiangbipobaiduanheng，yigedadadechezituzaiqiangbishang。
zheizhengshiyangzhanshenghuolejiuniandejia。
dangniantayuyangpingbeiyangbufanconggueryuanbaoyanghuilaihoujiuyizhishenghuozaizheili。
zheiliyoutamensanjiedidehuanshengxiaoyu。
zhanzaidamenchu，wanglimianwangqu，yangzhanfangfoyouhuidaoleshinianqian，ta、yangyan、yangpingsanrenzaiyuanzizhuizhudeqingjing，zhishicanghaisangtian，wushirenfei。
rujin，jiejiecansi，yangpingpanbian，fuqinjingshenshichang，jiazupomie！
“yangping，nizheigechusheng，wangyangjiaduinizheimehao，niqueyaobeipanyangjia！”
杨战捏住拳头。
zhijuegaosuta，shiqingjueduibuhuineimejiandan。
zheiyixiliezhenduijiejiedejihua，kongpazaojiuyijingyousuoyumou，yangpingzaihenzaozhiqianjiukenengbeiliburenshoumaile！
“lijia，buyaorangwochadao，shinipairenshasiwojiejiede，burandehua，nimenquanjiaxiadiyuchanhui！”
杨战眼里全是厉芒。
“zhanshendaren，woyijingchaguole，yangjiadazhaibeiyinxingchafengle，zheijitianhuijinxingpaimai。”
龙五恭敬的道。
“什么查封了？”
杨战眉头一皱。
“binggaozhanshendaren，yangyanbeijianrensuohaihou，yangjiadezhangdanjiuchuxiangezhonggeyangdewenti，yangshijituanbeipuguangdabufengufenyijingzhuanrangchuqule，yishixianruzijinzhouzhuandekunjingzhong，yinxingxuanbuyangjiapochan，chafengyangjiadazhai，jinxingpaimaidizhai。”
longwuxiaoxinyiyideshuodao，shikezhuyiyangzhandeshenqing。
“zheishiwodejia，shenmeshihoulundaoyinxinglaipaimai？”
杨战冷笑连连。
tafuzheyangbufan，tuikaidamenjiuwanglimianzouqu。
“zhanzhu！”yizhenliheshengxiangqi，quejianjimingshouzhimugundebaoancongpangbiandemenweishichonglechulai，tuantuanweizhuleyangzhandengren：“zheiliyijingbeiyinxingchafengle，nimenshishenmeren？laizheiliganshenme？”
“zheilishilaozidejia！”
yangzhanwangqianyita，yanliquanshishayi。
“nidejia？”yimingqingnianzoulechulai，yiyanjiujiandaoyangzhanpangbiandeyangbufan，yanliquanshilengxiao：“yo，yuanlaishiyangbufanzheigesangjiazhiquan，zheimeshuo，nijiushineigechousanbayangyandeqinren？”
啪！
yizhenqingcuideerguangshengxiangqi。
qingnianxiayishidewuzhulianpang，yanliquanshijingya，tagangganggenbenmeiyoukandaoyangzhanchushoudata，jiuzhijuedeyanqianyiliang，jiezhelianshangjiuchuanlai**ladetongchu。
“tayade，lianwujinglitadouganda，xiongdimen，chaojiahuoxuesita！”
yimingbaoanchaoqimugun，jiuchaozheyangzhanpuleshanglai。
yangzhanzhijieyijiaotishangqu，tisuilemugun，pengyishengtizaibaoandexiongtangshang。
quejianbaoandaofeierchu，zuzuhuachuqimiduoyuan。
“我的天啊！”
qitarendoubeizhenhanzhule。
“lijijiwogun，buyaozairangwojiandaonimen！”
杨战冷冷的道。
zhongrenmianmianxiangqu，quebuganzaishangqian，yezhiyouneimingwujingliyanliquanshinuhuo，butingdepaoxiaodao：“wobuguannishishei，nixiangnahuizheiyangjiadazhai，jiuqupaimaihui，jiusuannijintianyongwuliqianghuilai，mingtianyehuiyougengduoderenguolaizhaonimafan！”
“yangjiadedongxi，meiyourenkeyiqiangzou！”
杨战冰冷的道。
“haha……”wujinglidaxiao：“niyiweinishishei？jiutayadeyigesangjiazhiquan，zheidazhaiyijingbeiyinxingchafeng，zhishaoyezhisangeyi，niyouzheigeqianme？sangjiazhiquan！”
“在哪里拍卖？”
杨战突然问了一句。
“nanzhoupaimaihui！nixiangnaoshijiuquneilinao，wozhifuzedalizheijiandazhaide，nigenwoxiaozhangyougemaoxianyong！”
吴经理冷嘲热讽。
“zheilideyiqie，nipengdoubuyaopeng，bantianhou，niyouduoyuanjiujiwogunduoyuan！”
yangzhandaoleyiju，jiufuzheyangbufanshangleche，zailongwudedailingxia，chaozhenanzhoupaimaihuikaiqu。
“wujingli，zheigejiahuoshishei？”
“yinggaishiyangyanneigechousanbadedidi！”
“yangyandousile，yangjiazaojiuyijingpochanle，zheigelajinengchudeqisanyi？”
“jiutayadeyigesangjiazhiquan，haizaiwomianqianxiaozhang？zou，womenkantazenyangsi！”
wujinglishuozhe，yedairenchaozhenanzhoupaimaihuiganlai。
南州拍卖会上。
“youdaowomenpaimaihuiyazhoudehuanjiele。”zhuchirenshencaiyiyidedao：“yangjiadazhaijiushijintiandeyazhoudaxi，xiangxindajiadouhenshuxiyangjiaba？bannianqian，yangyanqianxialejueduzi，beifeituzhemoersi，shenbaiminglie，yichouwannian，yangjiadezichandouwufahaiqingtaqianxiadejuzhai，yinxingyijingchafengyangjiadazhai，yidijiasanyikaishipaimai，meiciyaojiajiayiqianwan！”
zhuchirenshengyinyiluo，zhenggepaimaihuijiufeitengle。
“yangjiadazhaizuoluotongluowan，fengjingyoumei，diliweizhiyouyue，wojiushichongzhezheidianlaide！”
“zheidazhaiwoyaodingle，zhuzhenanzhouqianshoufudedazhai，wojiushinanzhoudeshangweizhe，haha……”
“wangxiong，nibiedeyitaizao，yangbufanzheigesangjiazhiquanhaimeiyousini，nibupatahuilaizhaonimafan？”
“jiuyigesangjiazhiquan，nihaipatahuidongshanzaiqi？wopei！”
yizhenzhenlengchaorefengxiangqi。
wujingliyanliquanshideyi，tachaozhedatingwangqu，henkuaijiujiandaoleyangzhan。
“zheigesangjiazhiquanhaitingdandingde，dengxiajiuyoutakudele！”
jiandaoliansebingleng、yiyanbufadeyangzhan，wujinglizuijiaofuxianyisichaoxiao。
“yangjiadazhai，xianzaikaishipaimai！”
zhuchirendeshengyinluoxia，zhenggedatingdenannvdoujidongle。
“三亿一千万！”
“三亿三千万！”
“三亿九千万！”
zheixiedoushinanzhoudeshangcengmingliu，jibendouyuyangbufanyouguojiaoqing，yangyanchushi，yangjiapomiehou，tamenxiaodezuideyi。
duiyuyangjiadazhai，tamenzhizaibide！
yilaikeyigaosutianxiaren，suoweidefuhaodazhai，yezhibuguoshitamendehouhuayuan。
erlaikeyijiangkuailejianlizaiyangjiadetongkushang！
“我出四亿！”
“我出五亿！”
“我出十亿！”
suizhepaimaidejinxing，xianchangdeshangcengmingliudoufeitengle，erjiageyuejiajiuyueda。
“wochushiwuyi！yangjiadazhaizuiduozhizhishiwuyi，nimenyaoshizaigenwoqiang，wojiurangjinimen！”
yizhennuhuodeshengyinxiangqi。
zhongrenguaiguaideanjingxialai。
dequeruci，yangjiadazhaizaizhiqian，yebuchaoguoshiwuyi，yaoshizaijingjiaxiaqu，zheixieshangcengmingliujiudebuchangshile。
“shiwuyidiyici……shiwuyidierci……shiwuyidisanci……”
zhuchirenwangzhedatingdeshangcengmingliu，zhengyuzhongzhongdepaixiachuizi。
danzaicishi，yimingqingnianzhanleqilai：“wochuwushiyi！”
“shenme？！wushiyi？！！”
yuanbensijidepaimaidatingzaiyicifeitengqilai，zhongrenxiayishidechaozheqingnianwanglai，jiandaoleyizhangmoshengdelianpang。
tabushibieren，zhengshiyangzhan！
“wodetiana，zheigesangjiazhiquanjuranyaochuwushiyi？？？”
wujingliliangyanyibi，zhijiehundaoleguoqu……
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