《nianzhongjiangbeimaoling,xiaoguanbuganle》zuoweijueryoudianersuandeyibudoushishenghuowen,wenzhangjiegouhenhao,qianyoufubihouyouzhaoying,renwudexingge、xingweihuolinghuoxian,siluxinqi,zhuyaojiangdeshi:wojixumaitouzhenglipiaoju,lihaoyiduipiaoju,zaimantiaosiliditiehao。tiewanmianqianquanbupiaojuhou,woshenleyigelanyao,manyouyoukaikoudao:“yezong,woyigeneiqin……
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zhaoyangxiaozhehuiyingzhongren,zuihoushixianluozaiwoshenshang,tashuodao:“zhangzhuo,jintianwanshangnijiagebanbadajiadedianhuafei,jiaotongfeibutietianleba。”
“dajiabapiaodoujitaba。”
yishijianzhongrenfenfenbapiaosaidaowozhuozishang,shengpasaiwanleyingxiangzaixinlingdaomianqiandexingxiang。
wokanzhemianqianzaluandegongwei,ditouxiaodao:“baoqianya,woyaoxiabanle。”
shuowan,wocongyiduidongxizhongfanchuwodegongwenbao,duizaizhuozishangdegeleipiaojufenfenyangyangdisaluoyidi。
zaizhaoyanghetongshimenbukezhixindemuguangzhong,wocaizhehouhoudeyicengpiaoju,tizhebaozhunshidakaxiaban。
wanyimiaodoushiduizheidalezhedenianzhongjiangbuzunzhong。
jiranganbulexiaoshou,nabuleticheng,neicongjinwanghou,wojuedingzaigongsitangpingle。
diertian,wokadiandakashangban。
gangjinmenjiukandaolianggerenzaiwogongweishangfandongxi。
zhaoyanghuanbaozheshuangshouzhanzaiyibian。
jiandaowo,zhaoyangxielewoyiyan:“zhangzhuo,nibadakehuziliaonajiwo,woyaoquhuifang。”
wosongsongjian,zhizheluanqibazaodegongweidao:“ziliaodouzaidiannaoli,diannaohaimeizhuangni!”
zhaoyangbiebiezui:“meizhuangnijiukuaizhuangya?”
woyaoyaotoudao:“baoqianya,woyaoxianqulashi。”
shuowanwohengzhegedayaodabaidicongzhaoyangmianqianchuanguo。
mocenglelianggexiaoshihou,womanyouyoudihuidaobangongshi。
cailianggexiaoshibujian,wodegongweixiangshibeishilemofaban,biandeyichangzhengqiganjing。
wogangpaohaocha,laoyejiudaizhezhaoyangzouleguolai。
laoyebiyidao:“zhangzhuo,ganjinbadakehuziliaofajizhaojingli,dangeledingdan,nidandaibuqi。”
“nikebiexiangzhezangsiya!”
wocongwenjianjiazhongchouchuyidieziliao,diuzaizhaoyangmianqian。
“naquba,nimenxiangyaodedakehuziliao。”
zhaoyangxichuwangwai,nazheziliao,maliudilikai。
xiawu,zhaoyangqigugudicongwaimianhuilai,zaijicongcongdichongdaolaoyebangongshi。
buyihuier,laoyedaizhezhaoyangzhanzaiwogongweiqian:“zhangzhuo,nizenmehuishi,dakehuziliaolimianzenmemeixiegerenlianxifangshi,yemeixiehuifangzhuyishixiang?”
我笑了。
woxinxinkukupaolaidedakehu,kaosirenguanxihouzhelianpiqiulaidesirenlianxifangshi,zenmekenengsuisuibianbianjinimen?
kuangqiekehuhewoguanxihaocaiyuanyijiwosirendianhua,nijiranyaoqubaifangkehu,anliuchengpingzijizhenbenshiqujiuxing,hebizaizheierkuangfei?
wojixumaitouzhenglipiaoju,lihaoyiduipiaoju,zaimantiaosiliditiehao。
tiewanmianqianquanbupiaojuhou,woshenleyigelanyao,manyouyoukaikoudao:“yezong,woyigeneiqin,meitianjiutiedianpiaoju,tongjidianbiaoge,nishuodezheixiewoyebuzhidaoya!”
laoyedaizhenuqidao:“zheixiekehubudoushiniladema?”
woxiaodao:“dazhu,dazhu,neikebushiwolade,shigongside。”
zhiqianlaoyefengciwodehua,wozaiyuanfengbudongdihaijita。
laoyezaiyeyazhibuzhunuqi,yibaqiangguowoshouzhongdepiaoju,yibiansipiao,yibianniantao:“rangniyinyangguaiqi,rangnibutingrenhua。”
woguzhanghuanhu:“yezongjiaoxundeshi,woyeshishuozheixiexiaoshouluanbaojiaotongfei,zaojiugaizhengzhile。”
yezongzheicaifanyingguolai,tasideshizhenggexiaoshoubudepiaoju。
tadiudiaoshouzhongdepiaoju,nubukee:“zhangzhuo,nishibushibuxiangganle,buxiangganjiugun。”
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