zuozhe“hebiandezhu”chuangzuodeduanpianyanqingwen《ehou！gurenmishanglewoshuademeinvshipin》，shuzhongdezhuyaojiaosefenbieshianranyingzheng，xiangxineirongjieshao：【jiarenmen，buyaozongzuomengxiangzhechuanyuele，chuandaogudainikenenggenbenhuobuguosantian。shouxianxizao，gudaihaojitiancaixiyicizao，naxiangxianzaizhiyaonixiangsuishikeyi。……
weilaizheigeguojia，kendingbushigangjianguo，youtamenneiliderendejingshenmianmaolaikan，shenghuofuzu，gangjingliguozhanluanjianliguojiadebaixingmenkebuhuishizheiyangdebiaoxian。
tamenzenmeshuoyejianguolejishinianba，neitadehuangchaomiewangshijianyouwangqiantuilejishinian，zaijiashangpingdingzhanluanganzoudirendeshijian，duolejishinian，shaolejinian。
suanxialai，haiyouerbaiduoniantadehuangchaojiuyaomiewangle！
chajuedaozheidiandekangxidiezuozaiyizishang。
suiranmeigehuangchaodoubimianbulezouxiangshuaiwangdeguocheng，danqingchudezhidaonianxianhaishibuyiyangde。
youqishiqingchaohoumiandehuangdi，tamenzijiyehuisuan，yuewanghoudehuangdixinliyuehuang，chulemodaihuangdi，tayijingjingliguobaguolianjunqinhuazhanzhengle。
dantazhidaozheiguangmuzhongderenjingranshenghuozaijulizijibuguobaiyuniandeshihou，haishijingyajile。
tameixiangdao，buguoshizheimeduandeshijian，jingrannengfazhandaozheigedibu。
yongzhengduizhezhezikanlebantian，zuihoufangxiamaobi，roulerouetou，tanlekouqi，xiwangneigebaguolianjunbushizhenduitamenqingchaode。
erqianlong，dezhizheigexiaoxizhihou，dahanbukeneng，suirantaqingchudezhidaoxifangdekejizhengzaifeisudejinbuzhe，yeshifenjingtitamen，danhaishibuxiangxintamenjingranzhendeganlianheqilaigongdatamendaqing。
genzaiqianlongshenhoudetaijianbuzhidaoxifangdejushi，shuodao，“wodaqingbingliqiangsheng，neixiemanyiziranbuganmaofan，danhoumianneigechaodaijiubuyiyangle，tamenshualeshouduanjianlixinchao，neibaguokendingshijuededuifangruoxiao，suoyijuedinglianheqilaigongdatianmusuozaideneigechaodai。”
qianlongtingle，juedehenyoudaoli，xiaoleqilai，juedekendingjiushizheiyang，suihoulenghengleyisheng，“zheijiushitamendebaoying！”
duiyudianfuzijiwangchaodechaodai，qianlongziranbuhuiyouhaotaidu，fanerjuededadehao。fanzhengbushizijidebaixing，tabuxinteng。
buguo，jiusuanshizijidebaixingtayebujiandehuixinteng，gengduodekenengshijuedehuangquanshoudaoweixieheliansemeimianzi。
kantianmushangderen，tamendemingzi，kendingdoushi**，neidianfuqingwangchaodekendingshi**，tajiushuo，zheixie**wangguozhixinbusia！tajuedingyihoudui**yaogengjiafangfanyidian。
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laxiayige，wenan“laoyibei：meikuyingchi，xinyibei：meifuyingxiang。”
【nainaifashipinshuojisunzizuofan，shuoresiledoumeikaikongdiao，wensunzi，“nizhidaoweishenmema？”
taxiangbiaodazijidexinkuheduihaiziwusifengxiandeai，dansunzigenbenjiuburunainaixiangdeneiyangganjitiling，ershibunaifandeshuodao，“yinweininaoziyoupao！”
“residoubukai，ninenggandongshei，zhinenggandongniziji！gandongbuleworenheyidian！”
zhijieledangdejujuepua。
suiransunzishuodehenshangren，danzanjiushishuo，meiyongdekuzhendebuyongyingchi。
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“laoyibeizhudayige，youfubuxiang，meikuyingchi。meibingzhaobing，youbingyingkang。jieyuejikuai，duohuajibai。”
“chikushiweileyihoubuchiku，erbushiweilechiyibeizideku。”
“kongdiaodoumaile，haixintengneidiandianfei？”
“laoyibeidehaoxiangdouzheiyang，chimeibiyaodeku，jieyuejiedaozuihou，huadeqiangengduole。”
“sheishuobushini？zhongshulebudequyiyuan，xiaobingdeshihoubuquzhi，yanzhonglehuagengduoqian。”
“haiyouwobama，chaolianggexincaibuzenmechi，jiuchizhiqianshengxiadecai，xiayidunzaichizheidunshengxiadecai，yizhiyizhiyizhichishengcai……”
“laomamailetongyou，xianzuogongjiaochetaigui，zouhuilaide，shijililu，eleyitian，daojiajiuyunle，quyiyuanhualeyiwanduo。gongjiaochenengduoguia，jiusuananluchenglai，zuiduoshijiershikuaiba。”
“jialiyoubushimeiyouzheigetiaojian，yaoshijialihenqiong，meiyouzheigetiaojian，weilejiesheng，lianfengshandoubukai，haizikendinggandong，danjialibuqueqianhaigaozheichu，haizizhihuijuedeniyoubing。”
“ziwogandongbukepa，kepadeshiziwogandongwanlehaiyaoduifangfuchuhuibao，buranjiujuedenishibaiyanlang。”
“shuodebushangrenduifangbuhuitingde，weiwanbuguanyong。”
“jiexialaijiugaidachaodanaoshuonishibaiyanlangle。”
“wojinainaimailepingguo，guonianlehuijiahaiyou，yidabandouhuaile，zheibushigenglangfeima？jieyuedaonaqule？”
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gudaiderensuiranbuzhidaokongdiaoshishenme，dantongguoshangxiawendagainengdongshirangrenliangkuaidedongxi。
xianqiankandaonainaiweilehaizizheimexinku，henduorendougandongle，jieguoquemeixiangdaosunzishineigetaidu。
“zheigesunziyetaiguofenle，zenmenengzheimeshuozhangbeini？”
“jiushi，budoushiweiletahao，buzhidaoganenjiusuanle，haimazhangbei，zhenshigebaiyanlang。”
buguokanlepinglunlidajiashuodezhihou，youxierenjuedeshuodetingyoudaoli。
suiransunzishuodehuabuhaoting，danyisihendui，“youbushimeiqian，doubaneigeshenmekongdiaomaihuilaileweishenmebuyong？”
“jiushi，nimeitiaojianyejiusuanle，youtiaojian，douzheimelaolehaibuxiangfu，dengzhexiabeizia？”
“woyaoshiyouqianle，kendingdundunchirou。”
“yaoshizhenxintengqian，jiubumaineigeshenmekongdiaolebei，mailebuyongbushigenglangfei？”
“youbushimeiqianxuyaonisheng，douyouqianleganmaneimekedaiziji？”
“aiyo，weileshengneigeshijikuai，zuihouquehualeyiwanduo，haishoulezui，zhendeshi……”
youxiejialierzifadalexiangxiaoshunfumu，fumuquejieshengguanle，shenmedoubushede，mailedongxihaiyaobeimalangfei，tamenkandaozheiyanjingyiliang，yongshangmiandeliziquanfumu，haizhenyouquanhaolede。
buguoyouxierenhaishijuede，zaizenmeyangsunziyebunengzheimemazhangbei。
zaigudai，buguanshenmechaodai，doushiyixiaoweixiande，weilexiaoshun，jishishimaierfengmuneizhongsharenweisuidelengxueexingushidounengchengweidiangubeidajiazanyang，genghekuangshipinlineidianxiaoshi。
“没有教养！”
“zaizenmeyangyebunengmazhangbei，meiyouzhangbei，nayoutazheitiaoming。”
“zheidengbuxiaozhituliuzheganma，chenzaozhuchujiamenquba！”
anranxianglexiangzijifumuheyeyenainai，haoxiangmeizheizhongde，suiranyehuibahaodongxiliujihaizi，dandoushizhiyoujigebugoudeqingkuangxia，erbushifeiyaochiku，suoyitaganjijiazhangquebuhuiyoutaiduodefuzuigan。
wangxiayihua，kenengshidashujudeshenqi，xiayitiaoyeshihefumuxiangguande，jiangdeshiyuanshengjiating，fumujiaoyudeshi。
【fumuzhendehenxihuandaya，kongzhihaizi。
haitebiexihuankunanjiaoyu。
qishiputongrenjiadehaizibuxuyaokeyizhizaokunan，tabenshendeshenghuojiushiyichangmonanle。
yougewangyoufenxiangzijidaizhehaizichuxing，zuolvpihuocheteyijihaizimaidewuzuo。
youwangyouzhiyi，tajichudeliyoushitachiguodekuhaizibixuyechiyici。
tamamahaifeichangzihaodeshuo，youkunnanyaoshang，meikunnanzhizaokunnanyeyaoshang，xiacijixu。
zheishizijilinguodeyuyefeiyaoranghaiziyelinyici。
haiyouxiefumujishihaizishengbingquyiyuanshuyele，yeyaoqiangyazhexuexide，youxiefumujingchangzaiwairenmianqianbiandihaizide。
dabufenfumuxinlishizheiyangxiangde，“woshengleni，niqianwode，nibupeipingyong，yebupeiqusi，nibupeixiuxihewanle，yinweinihaimeidaiwofeihuangtengda。wodayanishiweilenihao，weilerangnijianglaizaishehuishangyoukangyanengli，nijingranbulingqing，zhenshigebaiyanlang。”
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