doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《ouyuqianjin》zaiguangdawangyouzhijianyongyouchaogaorenqi，shenlangqinyuyoudegushishouhuobushaofensideguanzhu，zuozhe“laojianjuhua”dewenbiburongxiaoqu，jianshuwei：“dangranbushile。woshilaicuinikuaidianxizao，xiwanlewohaoxi。zenmele？”“heng！meizenme！！shuijue！！”kuiqinyuyouneime……
......
shenlangjiabandaohenwancaihuijia。
taxiangqinyuyouyinggaiyijinglikaileba。
sanqianyuanzugoutahuijiadelufeile。
linzoushi，tahuibuhuibafangjianlidedongxijinazou？
fangjianliyouyitaiershoubijiben，haiyouruoganhuagao，zaimeiyouqitazhiqiandedongxi。tanazouyemeiyouguanxi。
congxiangxintadeneiyikekaishi，jiuyijingmorentahuizuoxieshenme。suoyijibianzhendefashengzheiyangdeshiqing，yewusuowei。
shia，biqitade“shilian”，youyoushenmeshiqingzhidetazaiyi？
dakaifangmen，jinruketing，shenlanglengzhu，takandaozijidefangjianfangmenweiweidakaiyitiaofengxi，baichidengdeguangmangzhaoyaochulai。fangjianneiyouren。
nandaoqinyuyouhaimeiyouzou？shenlangzhoumei，manmantuikaifangmen，zhenghaohezuozaichuangshangkandianshideshaonvduishizaiyiqi。
果然，
她没有走。
“nizhongyuhuilaile。”qinyuyouxiaodao，“wohaiyiweinijintianbuhuilaile。”
shenlangfangxiagongwenbao，zuozaiyibian：“zheicaishiwoyinggaiduinishuodehuaba，nizenmehuilaile？nijintianbushihuijialema？”
qinyuyoubiebiezui：“woyoumeiyoushuoyaohuijia。”
“ranhouni，nidasuanyizhizhuzaizheili？”
“dangranbushile。wozenmehuiyizhizhuzaizheili，zheilitaixiaole。wodasuanzanzhujitian。”
“neinijitianzhihouzenmeban？”
“daoshihouzaixiangbanfama。”
suoyi，zheigejuedingliuxiadenvhai，duiyihouyagenjiumeiyourenhejihua。
我服了。
shenlangjixudao：“nikeyizhuzaiqitadifang，buyidingfeiyaozhuzaiwozheiliba。”
qinyuyoudao：“meiyoubanfama，woshenfenzhengmeiyoudaichulai，zhaobudaoqitazhuchu。zhiyouzainizheilijiangjiuyixiala。”
“nijiubupawoshihuairen？”
“嗯，不怕~”
“为什么？”
“因为——”
qinyuyounachuyibenhuagao，xiaodao：“zheihuachuzheiyangkeaideren，yidingbushihuairen~”
xianzaidenvhaishiyouduotianzhen......
shenlangrenbuzhuneixintucao。
“niyidinghuidayingwodeqingqiuba。”qinyuyoukelianxixikanzheshenlang，“bijingyigeshouwucuntiedexiaonvsheng，gukuwuyiliulangjietou，qiantuweibu，xiangxinrenherenkanjianledouhuishiyiyuanshou。”
“nibushiyoufanglangpenwuma？”
“neibuzhongyaola，xianzaibushishuofanglangpenwudeshihou。niyuanyibangzhuwodeba。”
buzhidaoweishenme，shenlangkanzheqinyuyoushuilinglingdedayanjingjiurenbuzhuxinruan。
taxianglexiang，ruguoxianzaibataganzou，tahaishihuiliulangjietou，ruguoyudaohuairendehua，houguobukanshexiang。
ruguobaojing，takendingbuyuanyi。tayidingshiyudaomouzhongbeishangdeshiqing，caihuixuanzelijiachuzou。
buru，jiangtaliuxiaba。yilaikeyirangtayoushijianhaohaolengjingyixia。erlaiyekeyikaidaotazhudonghuijia。
shenlangzirenweizuidadeyoudianbushishuaiqiheneimirendemeili，ershitashiyigehaoren。
“neinizhinengzaizheilizhujitian。”shenlangshuodao。
“haoye！！xiexieni！！yihouwoyidinghuibaodani！”qinyuyougaoxingdao，jiuxiangdayingyichangshishijishengzhang。
“jiranniliuxialai，gaibawodeqianhaijiwoleba。”shenlangshenshouyaotadesanqiankuaiqian。
“baoqian，woquanbuyongwanle......”qinyuyoudaizheqianyikanzheshenlang。
“sanqianyuanniyitianjiuyongwanle？nibushimeiyouzoume，zenmehuiyongwan？”shenlangchayi。sanqiankuaixiangdangyutasifenzhiyigongzi，yigeyuedehuoshifeijiafangzu，duoshaoyouxierouteng。
“zheigema，womaidongxileya。”qinyuyoudao，“woshenshangdeweiyijiushixinmaide，wozhuzainizheili，zongdeyouhuanxideyifubushima？haiyoushuiyi、huazhuangpin、xishuyongpin、baobao.....woyijingjinliangjieshengle，danhaishibugou。”
shenlangzheicaifaxianqinyuyoujintianchuanzheyijianfenhongsedeweiyiyijilanhuisegaoyaoniuziku，shuzhuoshang、dishangduolexuduowuhuabamendedongxi。nanguaitaganjuejinwudeshihou，ganjuebiandeyongjile。
“wohuihainide！niyaoxiangxinwo！”qinyuyoupaizhexiongfu，xinshidandanbaozheng。
“nizenmehai？kaonilijiachuzoudeyongqihaima？”shenlangfengcidao。
“fanzhengwohuihaijini。duile，niyaoburanzaijiewoqiqianyuan，cougezhengshu，wozaimaiyixiehuanxideyifu。”
“滚。”
“zhenshiculu！duinvshiyidianshenshifengdudoumeiyou！”
.......
qinyuyoushunlidizhulexialai，chenglezheigeshiduopingdexiaofangjiandiergezhuren。
suirandiweihendi，meitianzhinengshuidipu。
danmeiyouguanxi，jianglaidemouyitiantahuilikaizheigedifang。
zhiyunayitian......zaishuole。
wanshangjiudian，qinyuyouzaiyushizhongxizao。meitianxiliangcizaoshitarichangdexiguan，buguochumenzaiwai，fengcanlusu，tiaojiankeke，suoyibacishujiangdidaoyici。yejiushiwanshangdeyici。
zhengxizhe，qinyuyouturantingdaomenwaideketingchuanlaiyilianchuandejiaobusheng。tadexinzhongyijin，zaiyigemoshengdedifangxizao，gengrangtabiandeminganbushao。
“acheng，nineikehugenjindezenmeyang？”
“bietile。fanyechile，wanyewanle，jiushibusongkou。ai——”
“yaowoshuo，jiubugaizhaozheiyangdekehu。”
“meibanfa，zheigekehuduigongsixiaoyigao，gongsixialesimingling，yidingyaorangwokenxialai。”
lairenzhengshiyangchenghetadeyiweipengyou。tazuzhuzaishenlanggebi，pingchangyinweipaoyewudeyuanyin，henshaohuilaizhu。huilaizhudeshihoujibendoudaizhepengyou。xiangjintiandaizhenanxingpengyouhuilai，daoshitouyici。
“shenlang，nihaimeiyoushuini。”yangchengjianshenlangcongfangjianchulaidazhaohudao。dagaishiyouyuan，yangchengyezaishenlangdegongsipaoguoyewu。duokuishenlangdebangmang，tacainengnaxiayewu。suoyitabashenlangdanggemener。
“ng。woshuibuzhe，chulaizuozuo。”shenlangzaiketingshafashangzuoxia，pieleyiyanyushideweizhi。
“wohaiyiweinizaiyushixizao，jieguobushini，zaiyushiliderenshishei？”yangchenghaoqiwendao。
“wopengyou，zuijinbanguolaihewoyiqizhu。”shenlanghuida。
“yuanlaishizheiyang。womenjiuxianjinqule，yihouyoukong，yiqichulaihehejiu。”
“好。”
zhidaowaimianmeiyouleshengyin，qinyuyoucaifangxinxialai。zheigedifangguoranbuanquan。weishenmehuiyouhezuzheizhongdongxia。yigenvrendaizaiyiduinanrenlimian，bushihenweixianma？
xiwanzao，chuanhaoyifu，qinyuyouhaishiyouxiebufangxin，youyuzheyaobuyaokaimen。kaimenyaoshiyudaojigedananrenzaiketingzenmeban？neibushihengangama？
咚咚咚——
yushimenbeiqiaoxiang，heleqinyuyouyitiao。
“niyaoxidaoshenmeshihou？”yushimenwaichuanlaishenlangdeshengyin。
“yuanlaishishenlang.....”qinyuyousonglekouqi。
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