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《pochanhou，wokaomajiachuibaolechaoxidingliu》zheibuduanpianyanqingleixingdexiaoshuohenxiyinren，shiyouzuozhezhutourouxiede！zhujiaoweixukeyinghanyichenshenqingyaxiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:xiangchaoshuiyiyangyonghuiwodenaohai。wochenjinzaizijideshijieli，zhidaoyizhencierdeshouji**xiangqi。shilinzuoyigenianqingnvhaide。tajieqidianhua，shengyintiandefani……

精彩章节

jiazupochanyinian，wochenglekafeidiandezhongdiangong。shoujituisongleyitiaoxinwen，

biaotiguazhewoqianguimidemingzi——xukeying。[dujiazhuanfang！tiancaishejishixukeying：wodelinggan，

shiwozuihaodeguimiliujiwodeyichan。]yichan？wohaimeisini。zhaopianli，xukeyingchuanzheyishengaoding，

xiaodewenwanzhixing，beijingshitaxinkaideshejishipinpaiqijiandian。neishiwozhunbeilezhengzhengsiniandebiyesheji，

wodexinxue，wodeming。xianzai，tamenbeiguazaixukeyingdedianli，tiezhetadebiaoqian，

chengletade“yuanchuangsheji”。jizhewenta：“ninde‘xinsheng’xilieshejilinianfeichangdute，

nenghewomenfenxiangyixiama？”tashuo：“zhenzhengdesheji，shishejishiyumianliaodeduihua，

shifuyutamenlinghundeguocheng，erbushidanchundepinjie。meiyigenxiantiao，

douyinggaiyoutadeshengmingheyiyi……”meiyigezi，meiyijuhua，douhewodangnianzaibaligongyuli，

tongxiaohuatushiduitashuodeyimoyiyang。xukeying。wodehaoguimi，wodedaxueshiyou。

qianglewotanlewuniandeweihunfu，lianshougaokualewojiadegongsi。xianzai，tacaizhewodeshigu，

chenglewanzhongzhumude“tiancaishejishi”，jiaruhaomen，fengguangwuxian。hanyichentuilexiayanjing，takaimenjianshan，

yigezifeihuadoumeiyou。“wogangkanwanxukeyingdezhuanfang。”tadunledun，

muguangluozaiwojinjinzuanzheshoujideshoushang。“wofaxianleyizhuangyouqudechaoxixuanan，xiangqingdangshirenliaoliao。

”2wohehanyichenzuozaikafeidiankaochuangdekazuoli。dianzhangkantadeyanshen，xiangkanyizunhuizouludecaishenye，

qinzijiwomenduanlailedianlizuiguideguixiakafei。hanyichenmeipeng，zhishibayigepingbantuidaowomianqian。

“sangeyueqian，wodiyicizhuyidaoxukeying。”pingmushangshixukeyingjieshoulingyigezazhicaifangdezhaopian，

tashenshangchuandeneijianlifu，shitasuoweide“yijuchengmingdedaibiaozuo”。“zheijianyifu，shejihendadan，

danyouyigezhimingdejiegouquexian。”hanyichendeshouzhizaipingmushanghuachuyidaoxian，“zheilidexiecai，

pohuailemianliaobenshendechuizhuigan。yigechengshudeshejishi，buhuifanzheizhongdijicuowu。

chufei……”tataiyankanwo：“chufei，tagenbenmeikandongyuanshishejitudeyongyi。”wodexinzangloutiaoleyipai。

neizhangshejitu，wohualeshangbaibian。neigexiecai，shiweileliyongzhensideteshuguangze，

zaimotezoudongshixingchengyizhongliudongdeguangyingxiaoguo，duifengrengongyideyaoqiujigao。xukeying，tazhixuedaolepimao，

quegenbenbudongguxue。“wochaleni。”hanyichenjixushuo，xiangzaichenshuyifenshangyebaogao，

“baliyishuxueyuanshizhuangshejixi，quanachengjibiye。nidebiyeshejizhidaojiaoshou，shiguicaigaotiye。

erxukeying，tadaxuedudeshishichangyingxiao。”“yigexueyingxiaode，yiyezhijianchengleshejitiancai。nibujuede，

zheigushitaimohuanlema？”wokanzheta，zheigenanren，zhiyonglejitianshijian，

jiuwachulewobeimaizaichenaixiadesuoyouzhenxiang。“nixiangyaoshenme？”wowen。wobuxiangxintianshanghuidiaoxianbing，

youqishizaiwoyiwusuoyoudeshihou。hanyichenxiaole，jingpianhoudeyanjinglishanguoyisisuanjideguang。

“woyaoyigezhenxiang，heyigedujiaxinwen。”tashentiweiweiqianqing，shengyinyadilexie，

“shishangquanzuihendebushichouwen，ershihuangyan。xukeyingyongyigehuangyan，yunonglezhenggexingye。woyaoni，

qinshoubatademianjusixialai。”“wopingshenmexiangxinni？”wofanwen。tacongxizhuangneidailichouchuyizhangmingpian，

tuidaowomianqian。“pingzheige。”mingpianshangyinzhe：《vogue》zhulishejishi，shenqingya。

“woyaonihuamingjinru《vogue》，chengweiwodezhuli。”hanyichendeyuqiburongzhihui，“yifangmian，

meiyourenhuibayigeshishangzazhidexiaozhuli，heyinianqianjiu‘si’ledeshenjiada**lianxiqilai。

zheishizuihaodebaohuse。lingyifangmian，nixuyaoyigepingtai，zhongxinnaqinidehuabi，

bingsoujixukeyingchaoxidegengduotiezheng。”“nidefuchou，xuyaoyigewutai。erwo，

zuishanzhangdejiushidajianwutai。”wodingzheneizhangmingpian，xinzangkuangtiao。fuchou。zheigecixiangyikehuoxing，

shunjiandianranlewoyayileyiniandesuoyoubuganheyuanhen。wopingshenmeyaoduozaiyingouli，

kanzheneigeqiezeizaijuguangdengxiaxiangshoubengaishuyuwodeyiqie？“woyougetiaojian。”wotaiqitou，

yingshangtashenshidemuguang。“shuo。”“bandaotazhihou，woyaoyong‘shenqingya’zheigemingzi，

chuangliwozijidepinpai。《vogue》yaojiwodiyiqidefengmian。”hanyichenlengleyixia，suijixiaole。

“youyexin，henhao。”tazhanqishen，lilelixizhuang，“mingtianzaoshangjiudian，daogongsibaodao。biechidao，

wotaoyandengren。”tazhuanshenjiuzou，meizaiduoshuoyigezi。wonaqineizhangmingpian，

zhijianchuanlaibinglengde、jianyingdechugan。diyukongdangdang，emozairenjian。xukeying，nidehaorizi，daotoule。

3diertian，wozhunshichuxianzai《vogue》debangonglouxia。

wobajianlishang“shenqingya”demingzihuanchengle“seline”，yigewozaibalichangyongdehuaming。

renshizhuguankanlewoyiyan，youkanlekanhanyichendeneixianpitiao，shenmeyemeiwen，zhijiedaiwoquleshejibu。

judadekaifangshibangongqu，meigerendoumangdejiaobuzhandi，kongqilipiaozhekafeihexiangshuihunhedeweidao。

“zheishiseline，zhubiandexinzhuli。”renshizhuguanjiandanjieshaoleyiju，jiubawojiaojileshejizongjian。

zongjianshigesishiduosuidenvren，jiaolinda，yishenliluodeheibaipei，kanwodeyanshendaizhejifentanjiu。

tabawodaidaoyigejiaoluodekongwei，rengjiwoyitahouhoudeziliao。“xianbazheixieniandeshizhuangzhouziliaokanwan，

xiawujiwoyifenfenxibaogao。”zheishixiamawei。yigegangruzhidezhuli，

genbenbukenengzaibantianneiwanchengzheizhonggongzuoliang。woshenmeyemeishuo，zuoxialai，kaiji。

congwotajinzheilidediyimiao，wojiuganjuedaosimianbafangtoulaidemuguang，youhaoqi，youbuxie，gengduodeshishenshi。

yigekongjiangdezhuli，haishizhubianqinzizhaode，zuyirangzheilidesuoyourenbawodangchengdiren。wobuzaihu。

wodakaidiannao，yiyeyiyedifankanziliao。neixiecengjingshuxidesheji、pinpai、chaoliuqushi，

xiangchaoshuiyiyangyonghuiwodenaohai。wochenjinzaizijideshijieli，zhidaoyizhencierdeshouji**xiangqi。

shilinzuoyigenianqingnvhaide。tajieqidianhua，shengyintiandefani。“aiya，keyingjie，nizhongyuhuiwodianhuala！

nidexinpinfabuhuizhunbeidezenmeyangle？wogennishuo，womenzazhishejintianlailegexinren，

zhuaidegenerwubawanside，yilaijiukangaodingziliao，zhuangjisheikanni……”wodeshouzhizaishubiaoshangdunzhule。

keyingjie？wotaiyan，neigenvhaizhengqiaoyekandaolewo，talikeyadishengyin，

danyanshenlidetiaoxinhebiyiquesihaomeiyouyanshi。worenchutale，jiaoamy，yigegangbiyedeshixisheng，

zaishejiaomeitishangxiaoyoumingqi，shixukeyingdetouhaofensi。he，zhenshiyuanjialuzhai。kanlaixukeyingdeyanxian，

yijinganchadao《vogue》neibule。gualedianhua，amycaizhegaogenxiechaowozouguolai，

lianshangguazhejiaxiao。“selineshiba？lindajierangniquchashuijianjidajiadingxiawucha，

zheishidanzi。”tabayizhangbianlitiepaizaiwozhuoshang，zitaixianggenvwang。

wopieleyiyanneizhangxiemanlegezhongkekeyaoqiudedanzi，

kafeiyaoqusantiaojiewaideneijia、dangaoyaobuhanfuzhide、sheidenaichayaosanfentangqubing……dianxingdezhichangbaling。

womeidong，jixukanwodediannao。“wei，nimeitingjianma？”amybagaoleshengyin。

wozheicaimanyouyouditaiqitou，kanzheta：“tingjianle。buguo，wodezhiweishishejizhuli，bushichashuixiaomei。

lindajierangniding，nijiuquding，shihuanwozuoshenme？

”amydelianshunjianzhanghongle：“ni……niyigexinren，youshenmezigegenwotaojiahaijia？

”“jiupingwoshizhubianzhaojinlaideren。”woqingmiaodanxiedipaochuyiju，kanzhetadelianseconghongbianbai。

bangongshilishunjiananjingxialai，suoyourendoushuqileerduo。wozhanqishen，shengaoganghaoyaguotayitou。

wocoudaotaerbian，yongzhiyouwomenlianggerennengtingdaodeshengyinshuo：“xiangjinijia‘keyingjie’danggou，

jiuyoudianyanlijian。bierecuoleren，buran，zenmesidedoubuzhidao。”amydeshentijiangzhule，

yanshenlidiyiciluchulekongju。wonaqizhuoshangdeziliao，zhuanshenzouxiangdayinji，liujitayigebeiying。wozhidao，

congjintianqi，wodeshuangzhongshenghuozhengshikaishile。baitian，woshirenrenchaqiandexinrenzhuliseline。wanshang，

wocaishizhenzhengdeshenqingya。4wozai《vogue》dangyinxingren。baitian，wozhengliziliao，zuoppt，

ouerbeilindajiaoqumayidun，zaibeiamyneizhongrenzhaodianbutongbuyangdecha。wodourenle。wanshang，

wohuidaoneijianshipingmidechuzuwu，dakaiershoushichangtaolaidediannao，

kaishidazaowodelingyigeshenfen——shenmishishangbozhu，“misss”。wobululian，

zhifawodeshejishougaoheyixieduidingjiandaxiudexilidianping。

wodehuafengheshimianshangneixiejiaochuandadebozhuwanquanbutong。bierenkuamougeshejishishenlaizhibi，

wonengyizhenjianxuedizhichutazaijiegoushangdeyingshang。bierenhaizaifenxiliuxingse，

woyijingnengyupanxiayijidemianliaoqushi。yikaishi，meishenmeshuihua。zhidaoyouyitian，

wofaleyipianfenximoushechipinpaixinxiliedetiezi，biaotishi[jiangxinhaishiaoman？

liaoliaoneixiebeiguoduchuipengdexijie]。wocongpinpailishijiangdaomianliaogongyi，zaidaoshejishidegerenfengge，

zuihouzhichu，neigebeichuishangtiande“shougongcixiu”，qishiyongcuolexiuxian，pohuailesichoubenshendeguangze，

wanquanshihuashetianzu。tiezifachuqubudaoyixiaoshi，zhale。pinglunquchaofanletian。[bozhushineixinga！

wojiushizuofangzhide，zaojiujuedeneigexiuhuabuduijingle！][fangpi！nidongshenme？zheishidashidesheji，

lundedaoniyigeyeluzilaizhizhidiandian？][misssdefenxiyizhihending，meicidoushuodaodianzishang。

]zhengchaozhong，yigelanvrenzhengdeyonghuxiachangle。shineigeshechipinpaideshouxishejishi。

tazhihuileyijuhua：[youareright.（nishiduide。

）]zhenggeshishangquandeshejiaomeiti，shunjianyinbao。“misss”zheigemingzi，yiyezhijianchongshangresou。

wodefensishu，congjibaige，yiyezhijianzhangdaoleshiwan。woguandiaodiannao，kanzhechuangwaichengshidedenghuo，

xinlimeiyoubandianbolan。zheizhishidiyibu。diertianwogangdaogongsi，jiuganjueqifenbudui。

amykanwodeyanshen，xiangshijianlegui。lindabawojiaojinbangongshi，bayifenwenjianshuaizaiwomianqian。

“zheishixukeyingpinpaixiayijixinpinfabuhuidemeitiyaoqinghan。”tadebiaoqinghenfuza，“zhubianzhiming，

rangniyequ。”wodakaiyaoqinghan，xukeyingchuanzhebaiselifudezhaopiancitonglewodeyan。“weishenmeshiwo？

”“zhubianshuo，rangniquxuexiyixia。”lindadeyuqidaizheyisibuqingyuan，“haiyou，zheicifabuhui，

womenhuiyouyigezhuantibaodao，younilaixiezhuwowancheng。”woxinlilengxiao。

hanyichenzheishiyaobawozhijietuidaozhanchangshang。yehao。wozhengchoumeijihuijinjulisoujizhengju。fabuhuiqianjitian，

xukeyingdagaishijuedechunfengdeyi，zhudongjiwodalegedianhua。kandaoneigelanshuyuxindehaoma，

wozoudaogongsidetiantaicaijieqilai。“qingya，shiwo。”tadeshengyinyirujiwangdewenrou，

fangfowomenzhijianshenmedoumeifashengguo。“youshi？”wodeshengyinhenleng。tasihuyeleyixia，

ranhoujixuyongneizhongweishandeyuqishuo：“wotingshuonizai《vogue》gongzuo？

zenmequneizhongdifangzuogexiaozhuli？taiweiqunile。niyaoshiqueqian，genwoshuoa，

womenbijingshizuihaodepengyou……”“zuihaodepengyou？”wodaduanta，xiaole，“wozuihaodepengyou，

huiqiangwodeweihunfu，touwodeshejigao，ranhoudadianhualaimaokuhaozijiacibeima？”dianhuaneitouchenmole。

liangjiu，xukeyingyexiaole，shengyinlideweizhuangbeisideyiganerjing，zhishengxiacuiledudejianli。“shenqingya，

nibiejilianbuyaolian。nixianzaihaiyoushenme？nijiadoupochanle！nijiushigechoushuigoulidelaoshu！wogaosuni，

nizuihaoanfendian，buran，wonengrangnizaididouchedihunbuxiaqu！”“shima？”wokanzheyuanchudegaoloudasha，

yuqipingjing，“neiwodengzhe。”shuowan，wozhijiegualedianhua。fengchuiguotiantai，daizheshengxiadezaore。

wokanzhezijideshou，tamencengjingnenghuachuzuimeideshejitu，xianzaiquezhinengduanpanzi、qiaojianpan。xukeying，

nifangxin。wobujinyaozaididouhunxiaqu，wohaiyaobanicongyunduanshang，henhendizhuaixialai。

5xukeyingdepinpai“k.y.”qiudongxinpinfabuhui，dingzaishizhongxinzuishehuadexiuchang。meitiyunji，

mingliuchuansuo。wogenzhelinda，yi《vogue》zhulideshenfenhunzairenqunli，meirenduokanwoyiyan。

zheizhenghewoyi。xiuchanghoutai，luanchengyiguozhou。mote、huazhuangshi、gongzuorenyuanjizaiyiqi。

xukeyingchuanzheyishenganliandeheisetaozhuang，zhengbeiyiqunrencuyongzhe，xianggenvwangyiyangfahaoshiling。takandaolewo，

yanshenzaiwoshenshangtingliuleyimiao，zuijiaogouqiyimoqingmiedexiao，ranhoujiuyikaile。zaitayanli，

woxianzaijiushiyizhikeyisuishouniansidemayi。wodixiatou，jiazhuangzhenglicaifangshebei，erduoqueshuleqilai，

buzhuozhezhouweideyiqiexinxi。zheichangxiudezhutijiao“anyexinghe”，tingqilaijiuhenkongdong。wodagainengcaidao，

tasuoweide“xinpin”，kendingyoushicongwoneixiemeibeitouguangdejiugaolidongpinxicouchulaide。guoran，daxiukaishi。

dangdiyigemotechuanzhezhudakuanzoushangttaishi，wochadianmeirenzhuxiaochusheng。neishiyijianheisesirongzhangqun，

shangmianyongsuizuandianzhuichuxingkongdexiaoguo。shejibenshenmeiwenti，shiwodaxueernianjidezuopin。

danxukeyinghuahubuchengfanleiquan。taweilezhuiqiusuoweide“shehuagan”，

bayuanbenqingyingdesuizuanhuanchengledakedeshuijing，jieguozhengtiaoqunzizhongdexiangkuijia，motezouqilaibulvpanshan，

wanquanshiquleshejidepiaoyigan。jianzhishizainan。woshenbiandejigezishenshishangpinglunrenyijingkaishizhoumeile。

lindadelianseyeyuelaiyuenankan，tayadishengyinzaiwoerbianshuo：“zheidoushenmewanyier？

k.y.deshejishuipingxiajiangdeyetaikuaile。”womeishuohua，zhishidakaishouji，

nimingzai“misss”dezhanghaoshangfaleyitiaodongtai：[zhongjindazaode“laji”，yeshilaji。

]peitu，shittaishangneijianzhudakuandegaoqingxijietu。yishijiqiqiancenglang。

wodehoutaishunjianyongruwushutiaopinglunhesixin。[sdayoukaipenle！shuang！][zheijianqueshichou，

ganjueshejishizaixuanfu，erbushizaisheji。][fangpi！nimendongshenmejiaogaojiganma？qionggui！

]jiuzaiwangshangchaodebukekaijiaoshi，ttaishang，chuxianlegengrangwozhenjingdeyimu。yazhoudemotechuchangle。

tashenshangchuande，shiyijianyinseliusudeyuweiqun，

jiancai、kuoxing、shenzhilianliusubaidongdehudu……douhewoqianjitianganggangwancheng，

bingqiezhijihanyichenkanguodeshejicaotu，yimoyiyang！neiyishunjian，wohunshendexueyedouninggule。zenmekeneng？

wodeshejigao，yizhisuozaiwochuzuwudechoutili，diannaoliyeshelemima。weiyikanguoderen，zhiyouhanyichen。

nandaoshita？bu，bukeneng。tameiyouliyouzheimezuo。nei……jiushigongsiyouneigui！

yourenxielulewodeshejigao！womengditaitou，kanxianghoutaidefangxiang。xukeyingzhengzhanzaineili，muguangchuanguorenqun，

zhizhidikanxiangwo。tadelianshang，daizheyizhonghaobuyanshide、shenglizhedeweixiao。neixiaorongfangfozaishuo：shenqingya，

kandaolema？wobudannengtouniguoqudesheji，wohainengtounixianzai、niweilaidesuoyousheji。

niyongyuandoudoubuguowo。wozuanjinlequantou，zhiguanjieyinweiyonglierfanbai。yiguhanyicongjiaodizhichongtouding。

woyiweiwoyijingzaidiyule，meixiangdao，diyuhaiyoudishijiuceng。6fabuhuijieshuhou，shiqinggongjiuhui。

xukeyingzuoweiquanchangjiaodian，beizhongxingpengyue。taduanzhexiangbin，youzouzaigelumingliuhemeitizhijian，

xiangshouzhebushuyutadezanmeiherongyao。taneigehaomenlaogong，yigenaomanchangfeidezhongniannanren，zhenglouzhetadeyao，

xiangbinkemenxuanyaoziji“caihuahengyi”deqizi。wozhanzaijiaoluo，xianggezhenzhengdeyouling。

lindadagaishijuedexiutailan，diule《vogue》delian，zaojiuheizhelianzourenle，

linzouqianrangwozijishoujisucai。woduanqiyibeijiu，manwumudedizouzhe，naozililuanchengyituan。

neiguidaodishishei？shiamy？haishishejibudeqitaren？hanyichenbawoanpaijin《vogue》dejihua，

nandaocongyikaishijiubaolule？zheishi，xukeyingchuanguorenqun，jingzhixiangwozoulai。tazaiwomianqianzhanding，

xiangshuiweinongdecibi。“seline？shijiaozheigemingziba？”tashangxiadaliangzhewo，

yanshenlidebiyihelianminjiaozhizaiyiqi，“tingshuonishihanzhubianqinzizhaojinlaidegaocaisheng？zenme，

zai《vogue》duanchadaoshuideganjuezenmeyang？”womeilita，zhuanshenxiangzou。

taqueyibazhuazhulewodeshouwan，liqidadejingren。“shenqingya，nibiejizhezoua。”tacoudaowoerbian，

shengyinyadejidi，quezizizhuxin，“nishibushihenhaoqi，nizuixindesheji，woshizenmenadaode？

”woshentiyijiang。“nikankannixianzaizheigeyangzi，zhenshikelian。”tasongkaishou，

yongzhijinxianedicalecazijideshouzhi，fangfopengleshenmezangdongxi，“haiyiweinengkaozhehanyichenfanshen？

biezuomengle。wogaosuni，zaididouzheigequanzili，nixianggenwodou，hainenledian。”tashuowan，zhuanshenjiuyaozou。

“shiamyxielujinide？”wolenglengdikaikou。xukeyingdejiaobudunzhule。tazhuanguoshen，chayidikanzhewo，

sihumeixiangdaowonengzheimekuaicaidao。suiji，taxiaole，xiaodehuazhiluanzhan。“shiyouzenmeyang？bushiyouzenmeyang？

”tazoudaowomianqian，yanshenhenli，“shenqingya，woquannirenming。nidoubuguowode。nixianzaiyongyoudeyiqie，

youqing，aiqing，shiye……zhiyaowoxiang，wosuishidounengnazou。”“jiuxiangnixianzaizheijianyazhouzuopinyiyang。

”tashuowan，yangzhetou，xiangyizhijiaoaodekongque，zhuanshenrongrulexuannaoderenqun。wozhanzaiyuandi，

shoulidejiubeibeiwoniedegezhizuoxiang。danaoyipiankongbai。shule。zheiyici，wohaoxiangzhendeshule。

wobujinmeinengsoujidaotachaoxidezhengju，fanerbeitafanjiangyijun，lianzijizuixindexinxuedoubeitouzou。

woxianggexiaochou，ziyiweizaibuju，qishiyizhidouzaitadezhangkongzhizhong。juewang，xiangchaoshuiyiyang，

shunjianjiangwoyanmei。wozouchuxiuchang，shenyedelengfengchuizailianshang，xiangdaoziyiyanggedewoshengteng。

wojihanyichendadianhua，guanji。woyoujitafaweixin，meiyouhuiyin。he，daoleguanjianshike，suoweidemengyou，

yezhiwangbushangle。woyigerenyanzhekongwuyirendemalu，manwumudedizouzhe。shoujituranxiangle，

shiyigemoshenghaoma。wohuakaijieting，limianchuanlaiyigejingguobianshengqichulide、bunanbunvdeshengyin。