benzhanzuixinshangjiadeyouzhixinshu，doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《pufa？wodailingquancunkuanglusanbaiyikaishi》，muqianzhengzaigengxinlianzaizhong，liufengliuyuxuanshishuzhongchuchangjiaoduodeguanjianrenwu，zuozhe“xiaoguaiguai ”qingxinbianzhuzhong，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：jiezhe，xiongfuguijixushuodao：“ruguoyuangaofangdeanjianshibai，womenyouquanyaoqiupeichangmingyusunshifei。yixiashiwomendezhengjucailiao。”……
ciriqingchen，wangluoshangderemenhuatixunsuzhanjulegedameitidetoutiao。
#zhenjing！kuangzhuan1100yidewangdailvshiqisukunpengzhiboquanyuan#
#zhibohou，zhubofanshoujiangbangshouliangweigaoshangfating？#
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zhongwushifen，liufengcaicongchuangshangpaqilai，bianchizaocanbianliulanshoujishangdepinglun。
“zheidaodishizhendehaishijiemuxiaoguo？”
“zhubozaiwangshangkouhai，juranbazhenggepingtaidougaole？pingshenme？”
“woyejuedebuheli，dagaishijiemuxiaoguoba。”
“falvzhishengennikaiwanxiaoma？shuogaonijiugaoni！”
“xiayibubuhuishikaigewanxiao，ranhoukaishidaihuoba？”
“gemener，liufengkeshizhuanle1100yi，tabuchaqian！erqietazhibodeshihoudoubushouliwudashang！”
“liufengshinidiema？nizheimeweihuta？nishimuliuquan？haishishuijun？”
“wokanleyixia，chuleneixiesonglidekunpengzhibodezhubo，haiyouhaojigemeisonglidedazhuboyebeiliufenggaole。”
“zheisuzhuangzenmemeiyouxiesusongliyou，wojiuxiangzhidaopingshenme！”
“liufengjiushige**，wojiazhubozhaosheiresheile？zheizhongrenjiushicengredudexiaochou！”
“shuodedui，xiongdimenyiqi**。zheizhongrenjiushisonggun，wulianglvshi！”
“shenmeyebushi，wojiajuediqiushengxiaolajiaoshejiaokongjuzheng，zhibodoubululian。nipingshenmeqifuta，haiyaogaota？”
“xuzhangshengshi，meiyouzhengju，niganma！”
“……”
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meidangyoushenmeremenhuatishi，zuijingcaidemoguoyupinglunqule。
kanzhemingxian**kongdeliuyan，liufengbujinxiaolechulai，shiyudazeng。
yikouqichilebageroubaozi！
chiwanzaofanhou，weileganxiekunpengzhibodailaidekaiweijiemu，taxinshouchengnuo，fenfuliuxicundecunminmengezihuiqu，zijizedaizheaqiangaweichengzuofeijiqianwangszshi！
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xiawuliangdian，didaszdeliufengzhijiechengzuojiudianjiesongdelaosilaisiqianwangszfayuan！
banxiaoshihou，liufengchengcheqianwangyudinghaodejiudian，bingtongshijiangfayuandekaitingtongzhishangchuandaoweiboshang。
【xingshisusong：kunpengzhiboan】
【kaitingshijian：3yue15ri】
【原告：柳峰】
【susong**ren：liufeng】
【beigao：zhaotianming、jiatengying、wangshuyi、zhuyu……】
【susong**ren：xiongfugui】
【……】
zheitiaoweiboyijingfabu，budaowufenzhongjiunianyale【wangbanbiyuguojizhanglihun！】，qiangshidengshangresoubangdiyiwei！
wangyoumenkandaoqingxikejiandekaitingshijian——3yue15ri，yejiushisantianhou，yigegejidongbuyi！
“woqu！**！zhendejiade，fenggejingranlaizhende！”
“zheixiaozijiaoliufeng，tajingranzhenbakunpengzhiboyiguoduanshanglefating！”
“wokandaoleshenme？xingshisusongan？zheitamakouhaihainenggenxingshisusongcheshangguanxi？”
“wodetian，xiaopitamenbuhuizuolaoba？”
“toushuiloushui？haishiyinweishenme？woxiangbuchulai！”
“lianshenjiajibaiyidezhaotianmingdoubeigaole？liufengzheishifenglema，haishizhiqiandewangdaianrangtapiaole？”
“hehe，niyinggaizheiyangxiang。genwandajituanbi，kunpengzhibosuangepia？”
“dengzhekaitingba，wojintianjiubuchifanle，dengdaosantianhoudetingshenzhibozaihaohaochiyidun！”
“……”
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suizheresoudedengding，guanyukunpengzhiboandetaolunyuelaiyuerelie。
erzailingyibian，zheiyiqiedeshizuoyongzheliufengyehuidaolejiudian，kaishiweisantianhoudetingshenzuozhunbei！
liufengzuozaishufangli，jiangxiangguanxinxishurunaohaizhongdeguangtuanhou，citiaozhuyichuxian，takaishiyigegedianjinquchakan！
【kunpengzhibobeihoudeyinglishouduan】
【zaifengkuangrongziqiangzhanshichanghou，kunpengzhibokaishiluchuwenti。jiguanzhongsongdeliwubuzuyizhichengyingshou，wufashixianyingli！】
【zhaotianmingyishidaozheiyidianhou，biankaishixiangbanfazengjiayingshouxiangmu。jingguoduocichangshiwuguohou，taxiangdaoledubo。yushi，taminglingqixiadedazhubokaizhan‘shualiwuchoujiang’huodong，suodeyinglipingtaiyuzhubowuwufencheng。】
【yupingtaitongliuhewudezhubojianghuodekunpengzhibodetuijianhelipeng；butongliuhewudezhubozeshiquzhichi，zishengzimie。】
“zeze~shualiwuchoujiang？”
“zixixiangxiang，queshigendubomeishenmequbie！”
kanwanwenzixinxihou，liufengyoudakailexiayigecitiao。
【kunpengzhiboyumianbeijunfadeliyiwanglai】
【duboxingzhidechoujiangbingbunengniuzhuankunpengzhibodeyingliwenti。yushi，zaiyifancaozuoxia，zhaotianmingtingerzouxian，kaishiyumianbeijunfahezuo。】
【tongguozailingchenkaisheshangbaigexunizhibojian，mianbeijunfazhucezhanghao，kaishidaliangshualiwuxiqian。】
【suodejine，zhaotianmingkeyitiquliangchengyongjin。】
【除此之外……】
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赌博！？
洗钱！？
zheigekunpengzhibo，haizhenshizuiyouyingdele！
sanrihou，sanyueshiwurideqingchenliushi，szshigaojirenminfayuanmenqianyijingjujilechaoguosanbaimingjizhe。
“zheimeduoren，zhenshizhuangguan。zaozhidaodaigedengziguolai。”yiweijizhegantandao。
“shangcineigewangdaiannimeilaima？neicirenyebushao，zheicigengduo！”lingyiweijizhehuiyingdao。
“zheiliufengmeicidaguansidounengchengweiquanguoguanzhudejiaodian。”yiweijizheshuodao。
“shia，tademingqixianzaikongpayijingchaoguowangshangdeneigelisile，buzhidaotamenliangsheigenglihai。”
“neihaiyongshuoma？dangranshilisi，tashicaipan，genneixiezhidingfalvdedalvshihezuo。”
“kanlaiwangshangzhendeshizanglongwohua。”
“queshi，liufengyebucha，ruguojintiannengshengsu，jueduihuimingshengdazao！”
“……”
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zaijizhemendeyilunshengzhong，xiangguanrenshiluxudaochang。
shouxiandaodadeshishenpantuanchengyuan。
mianduifayuanwaimimimamademeitijizhe，bencitingshendeshenpanzhangyangdeweigandaoqiansuoweiyoudeyali。
suiranzuoweiszshifayuandeshenpanzhang，tayijingjingliguoxuduoanjian，danquanguozhumudeanzihaishidiyiciyudao。
yinci，tabingbugandaoqingsong。
yinweiyidanpanjueyourenhepianpo，kongpahaimeidengdaotingshenjieshu，tajiuyijingbeiwangyoushenwadixile。
xiangdaozheili，yangdeweixiayishidimolemoyifushangdetianpingtuan，shituzengjiayixiexinxin。
suihoudailingtuandui，jujuelesuoyoucaifang，xunsujinrulefayuan。
wufenzhonghou，jiliangaierfashangwuchetingzailefayuanmenkou。
shenchuanxizhuangdezhaotianmingzouzaizuiqianmian，shenhougenzhesanshiduomingchuanzheputongdanjingshenweimi、gaoaipangshou、toufawuyanliusededingjiwanghongzhubomen。
mianduijizhedecaifang，zhaotianmingyiranbiaoxianchujidadeweiqu，duizhejingtoufennudishuo：“qingguangdawangyoumenjizhu，woshishouhaizhe！woheliufenggenbenburenshi，tajiuzheiyangbawogaoshanglefating？zheibuheli，yebugongping！woyaokankantazaitingshenshangnengnachushenmezhengjulaiyangaizheichangnaoju！liufengjiushiyigeweilecengredubuzeshouduandefengzi！zhengyiyongbuditou！fatingjian！”
jinguantadefayanyizhengyanci，danjizhemenquemeiyouduoshaoxingqu，yinweizheibingmeiyoushenmexinyi。
youguoleshifenzhong，yizhenzhenqichelabashengchuanlai，jizhemendunshijingshenyizhen，fenfenjuqixiangjikuangankuaimen。
zhijiansanshilianghaohuabinlihuanhuanshilai，chebiaozaiyangguangxiashanshanfaguang。
tingzaifayuanmenkouhou，xizhuanggelvdeliufengxiache，daizhemojing，angshoukuobu，qishilinran。
shenhougenzhedeaqiangaweirumenshenyibanjinsuiqihou。
jizhemenshenzhangbozixianghoukanqu，quefaxianqitabinlicheshangbingmeiyouqitarenxialai。
yankanliufengmeiyoujieshoucaifangdeyisi，jingzhitazhetaijiezoujinfayuan。
zheishi，yimingjizheshizairenbuzhule，dashengwendao：“fengge，nicheshangdeqitarenni？zenmebuxiache？”
liufengxinzhongyidong，zaizuihouyijitaijieshangtingxiajiaobu，huitouzhaixiamojing，suiyidihuidadao：“sheigaosunicheshangyourenle？wozhishixihuankanbinlipao，suoyigurenkaiguolaiwanwaneryi。”
shuowan，bianliuxiasanbaiduomingmudengkoudaidejizhe，xiaosadizhuanshenliqu。
jimiaozhonghou，jizhequnzhongchuanlailegezhongshengyin：
“**，wodedamenyazenmezheimeteng？e，yuanlaishiyaoduanle！”
“zheigejiahuo，youbeitazhuangleyibo。”
“nanshoua，wangfei，niweishenmeyaowentazheigewenti，rangta**？”
“zheiyoushenmezhuangde？wobujidu。”
“hehe，wangfeinipianxiongdikeyi，danbiebazijiyepianjinqu。xiongdimenbeinipianwusuowei，danxiwangnishuozheiduanhuadeshihoucacayanjiao，bierangyanleidiaodaonideshexiangjishang。”
“wuwuwu，dagenibieshuole，wozhendejidu！pingshenmeliufengzhangdeshuaiyouyouqianhaineng**？”
“keke，biekule，nibitidoupendaowodejingtoushangle，dangzhuwopainidelianle。”
“ng？nishenmeyisi？”
“《moujizhebeiliufeng**qidepofangtongku》，zheiyeshibucuodexinwenba？wodexiongdi。”
“**nima！lifulong！woyaonongsini！”
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