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精彩章节

「dugaodianyanchudingqingdu？！」wodangjiejigaolengpanguandi「pishuangguihuagao」，

zhibojianshunjianzhale——danmua：【**tachile！zuijiaohaizhanzhegaoxie！

】danmub：【dengdeng…tadiannaopingbaoshinvzhusannianqiandezhaiwushipin！】danmuc：【jieping！

taxiuzilizangzhetaxiaoshihouyaoguodexiuhuazhen！】zhidaotasikaiguanfu，

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pengzheneidie「pishuangguihuagao」deshouwendebuxianghua。weiguandebaixingyijingjimanleyamenkou，

yourenchaoworenglancaiye，zhenghaozazaifajishang，niannidezhishuishunzhebinjiaowangxiatang。「darenmingjian！」

wozhongzhongketou，etoudizhebinglengdedizhuan，「minnvyuanwanga！」chuxiaderitoududehen，

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「yuanwang？」zuozaishangtoudenanrenqingxiaoyisheng，jingtangmupaidezhentianxiang，「fanguanzhinvshenzhiyi，

dangjieduhaichaotingmingguan——」taguyituozhanglediaozi，feiseguanfuxiukouyidou，luchubanjiexiuhuazhen。

neizhenweichanzhedejinxian，hewodiedangniansuishendaideyimoyiyang。danmushunjianbaozha：【**zheizhenyougushi！

】【nvzhukuaikantadexiuzi！】【kaijujiugaoneng？】womengdizuanjinshihe。neigenbenbushipishuang，

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「jiranshen**hanyuan。」tamanmanduodaowomianqian，zaoxuenianguodishangdecaiye，「burudangtangyandu？」

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「jiushifengmifangduole，zhiyi。」wohunshenyizhan。zheiyuqi…xiangjileshinianqianneigejiwozhaixinghuadeshaonian。

「darenzhongdule！」yayituranjianjiao。zhijiantawuzheduziliangqiangjibu，zhifengjianshenchuanhong。「chuanwuzuo！」

zhifupaianerqi，woquekanjian「zhongdu」denanrenbeiduizhongren，chongwozhalexiazuoyan。

danmufengkuanggundong：【shifanqiejiangbajueduishifanqiejiang！】【taxiukouyouxuebao！

】【zheiyanjiwoxiaosi】hunluanzhongahuangturancuanshanggongtang，diaozhekuaitunsedexiupawangwohuailipu。

pazishangbanduobingdilian，zhenjiaowaiwainiuniu——fenmingshiwoqisuichuxuecixiushidejiezuo。「zheigou…」

zhifugangyaohechi，turandengdayanjing。nanrenxiuzhongdexiuhuazhenbuzhiheshidiaozaidishang，

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」renqunsanqushi，wopiejiannei「zhongdu」depeidarenduozailangzhuhou，zhengbacuitudeyinzhenwangxiulizang。

tachunbianhaizhanzhewotezhideguihuami，shejianfeikuaiditianleyixia。

danmuzhachengyanhua：「aaatajidetakouwei！」「xiupashidingqingxinwuma？」「zheigouguanhaohuiyan」

ahuangturanyaozhuwoqunjiaowangwaizhuai。shunzhetashixiankanqu，

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2.laofangdemeiweihunzheahuangshenshangdenixingqiwangbizilizuan。woniezheneibankuaixiupa，

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hewoqisuiyaoshangneigetouxingzeideweizhifenhaobucha。「zhiyangde。」peijingzhideshengyintiezhemenfengpiaojinlai，

「qiancaozhuoshangbushigaiyongxueshuifume？haishizheimemangzhuang。」wodingzheyaoheshangshuxidesongwen，houlongfajin。

zheishiwodiezhuangyinnidehezi，quniantabeizhuaneiwan，jiuzuanzhezheige。

danmuzhakai：【**nanzhuzenmezhidaonvzhushoubeizhuoshang？】【yaoheshifubi！

】【ahuangweibayaodehaogoutui】「peidarenshenyetanjian——」woguyihuanglehuangyaohe，

「bupawonazheigedangxiongqi？」waimianchuanlaiyiliaomocasheng。taturanbazhengtiaoshoubeisaijinzhalan，

wanguneicehaizhanzhezhusha。「yaoa。」daizhexiaoyideqiyinfuguowoerjian，「xiangxiaoshihouneiyang。」

wochadianbayaoheniesui。dangnianneigexinghuashuxiabeiwoyaokudexiaoshaoye，rujinjingchenglechaowomanmendekuli？

ahuangturankuangfeizhechongxiangzoulangjintou。huobaguangbijinshi，peijingzhixunsuwangwohuailisailejuandongxi。

「mingritangshen，」tahoutuishiguanfucaguozhalan，「jidebayanzhidiaodeyanxie。」zhifudaizhewuzuochuangjinlaishi，

wozhilaidejibadongxisaijinxiudai。neichugan…fenmingshiguozheyouzhidexinggan。「fanfushenshi！」

zhifutizhedenglongcoujin，「nishoulinadeshenme？」ahuangyigefeipuyaozhuzhifukutui。chentacanjiaoshi，

wopiejiandenglongshang「mingjinggaoxuan」de「jing」zi，quelezuihouyiheng——hedieanjuanshangdepizhubijiyiyang。

danmufeiteng：【denglongshixiansuo！】【xingganaaatiansi】【nanzhuzaixiayipandaqi】ciritangshen，

zhifupaichugemiaojinqihe：「bazheiheyanzhidiaochengxueyinse，benguanbianrangnijiannidie。」wonianqiyicuozhusha，

turanfaxianqihejiacengyouzi——「qiancaosanfen，xueshuiliangfen，xushimoxinanqiang」。「daren。」

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quelouchubanjiaotaohongxinjian。ahuangmengdicuanshangqu，diaochulaidejingshizhangshidan：「shen**deyanzhisu，

fanqingliuyihejipeidaren。」danmuxiaofeng：【zhifushicpfentouzi！】【shidanshanghaiyouaixin！

】【zheiguanchangmeijiule】dangwojiangdiaohaodeyanzhipaizaianshang，

zhifuturanchouchuzheyanjiaocoujin：「zhei…zheiyanse…」yanruchaoxiadegaotiyurejianjianxianchuwenlu——shi「yuan」

zideqibi。「hao！haodehen！」zhifuturanbazhengheyanzhisaojinxiudai，「benguanzheijiu…keke…quchaan。」

tazhuanshenshi，woqingxikanjianguanfuhoujinzhanzhexinggantangshuang。

3.zhifuxiukoudouluodeyanzhizhahaizailaofangdishangshanzheguang，

woyijingbeitaoshangcubuyishangtuijinlebaihualoudehouyuan。laobaoniezhewoxiabadaliangshi，

wowendaotashoushangzhanzhedexingrenwei——hedieshufangangelideduyaoyigeweidao。「zheiyatouyanjingtaili，」

tazhijiaqiajinwosairou，「songquchaifangxunsantian。」chaiduilihunzhegankudexingshuzhi，yipengjiususudiaohuabao。

woquanzaijiaoluoshuqiangshangdekehen，turanmodaogeshuxideaocao——qisuineinian，

peijingzhijiushizaizheilijiwokeguoyizhiwaiwainiuniudetuzi。「xinlaide？」chuangfengturansaijinyizhijinzan，

「hanzhe，nengzhitong。」wodingzhezantoudebingdilianwen，hunshenxueyedoudongzhule。

zheifenmingshiwojijilishangdiudeneizhi！danmuzhaguo：【jinzanshinvzhudiude！】【sheisaide？？？

】【chaifangyoumidao？】disantianbeituochulaishi，laobaowangwoshoulisailetaoshaqun：「honggubingle，

nidingtadechang。」tongjingli，woejianbeidianleduoqiansehuadian，xiangjileneihexianyuanzideyanzhi。shuzhuangxiadiceng，

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「wudaodisanzhuan，zhangfangxianshenghuizuidaozaidongnanjiao。」wocaizhegudianxuanjindatangshi，

zhengkanjianpeijingzhilouzhegeziyiguniangguanjiu。taguanfuhuanchengjinpao，yuguanquewaidaichengshaonianshidemoyang。

「daren~」woguyidiejintahuaili，zhijianhuaguotayaojian——guoranmodaoyingwu。bushiguanyin，

ershiwoxiaoshihousongtadetaoxiangqiu。「honggudeyao，」taturanqiazhuwoyaocejiushang，「bishen**ruanduole。」

mantanghongxiaozhong，ziyinvturandafanjiuhu。jiuyepozaizhangceshang，mojiyunkaicheng「shenyuan」erzi。

danmukuangshua：【jiuliyouyao！】【ziyishiyoujun！】【taoxiangqiuwokusi】wojiekougengyiliujinzhangfang，

gangmodaotududezhangben，jiubeibingliangdeshoukouzhuwanzi。「zhiyi。」peijingzhideshengyincongbeihouchuanlai，

「nidiedeanzi——」chuangwaituranhuoguangchongtian。tamengdizhuaiwodunxia，sanzhiyujiandingzaifangcaizhandeweizhi。

「shimeihuiyirong，」tawangwoshouxinsailegeyaowan，「tunle，zhangbendedujianxuefenghou。」

woniezheyaowanjiangzaiyuandi。zheiweidao…shiqisuiwofashaoshi，tatoujialirencanjiwoaodejiumingtang。「wang！」

ahuangturanzhuangkaimen，diaozhebencezikuangyaoweiba。fankaiquanshiwodehuaxiang——congchaifangdaoguige，

meifujiaoluodoubiaozhe「wudu」「anquan」。danmubaozha：【tazaibaohuta！】【hualezheimeduonian！

】【shimeishihuashi？】wapiansuilieshengzhouxiang。peijingzhijianbushangqian，yongdangnianjiuwodiedezishihuzhuwo。