benzhanzuixinshangjiadeyouzhixinshu，doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《panguozei？jiushijiufengjiashu，zhenjingquanguo》，muqianzhengzaigengxinlianzaizhong，linmuyeyesiwanshishuzhongchuchangjiaoduodeguanjianrenwu，zuozhe“laotaoliu ”qingxinbianzhuzhong，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：jianhuaxiayaoshenpanzheizhongrencai。tamendoudonglexinsi。zhiyaoduodelinmuye，jiuduodeleshijiedejianduankeji！yuanyinjiushi1namiguangkejiyinlaidehongdong！zhei……
“beigaolinmuye，niliuxuehaiwaishinian，bangzhuguowaishilidalifazhankejijunshi，gongjizuguo。”
“tantufugui，beiguoqiurong，xiangnizheibanguayixianchizhibei，gaizaojuguotuoqi！”
“ni，haiburenzui？！”
jingchengzuigaorenminfayuan，faguanzhanzaitaishang，nubukeedekanxiangbeigaoxishangzuozhedelinmuye。
ta，shizhenggedaguodouhenzhiruguderen！
shinianqian，tashidaguozuiyaoyandecunzai，shidaguozhizhongshanyaodeyikexinxing，beiyuweidaguodeweilai！
raner，xianzaideta，quedaishanglechenzhongdejiasuo，jijiangyinglaiquandaguorenmindefennuyushenpan。
zheicishenpanyinlailequandaguorenmindeguanzhu。
shangqiangedaguoyuanshiyulingdaozuoweipeishentuan。
wushujizhekangzhejiqizaiyipangpaishe。
quandaguodegegepingtaitongshizhibo。
suoyourendemudezhiyouyige。
yingjiezheigemaiguozeideshenpanzhiri！
ganshouzhezhouweirenzhuoredemuguang，linmuyezichaodexiaoleyisheng：
“我……认罪。”
“轰！”
linmuyehuayingangluo，zhouweiyuanshifenfenzhanqishenlai，quanchanghuaran！
youderenjidongbuyi，youderenpaishouchengkuai，youderenzeshiwanxigantan。
yimingliangbinbanbaideyuanshimanmanzhanqishenlai，mianseningzhongdedao：
“zheigeezeizhongyurenzuile！maiguozhitu，renrendeerzhuzhi！”
zheijuhuadunshiyinlailewushurendegongming。
“bucuo，shinianqiandaguoduitajiyuhouwang，taquebeipanledaguo！”
“daguochuzibatasongchuguoshenzao，dantaqueweileqiancai，qidaguorongyuerbugu！”
“danshi……tayeshizhenyoushilia，yinianshijianduziyanzhichuliunamideguangkeji，bannianshijiangongkeaizheng，haiwanshanlenamihexinjishu……”
“neiyoushenmeyong？！zheixiekejibuhaishidousongjitademiguodielema？”
“daguopeiyangta，taquejiangkejiyanfajibieren，maotouduizhunwomen，duizhuntadetongbao！”
“zheishidaguozhibuxing，juguozhibeiai！”
zhongrenkouzhubifa，henbudexianzaijiuranglinmuyebeipansixing。
rensheinengxiangdao，zheimeyigeshinianqianbeijiyuhouwangdetiancai。
yigeshinianneitupowushurenleikejijixiandenanren。
jintian，quebeiwushurencuyong，zaiquandaguorenmindezhushizhixiayinglaishenpan！
“wangnengpanchulinmuyesixing！jidaguorenminyigejiaodai！”
“wangnengpanchulinmuyesixing！jidaguorenminyigejiaodai！”
“wangnengpanchulinmuyesixing！jidaguorenminyigejiaodai！”
jiuzaizheishi，fatingwai，yiqunxueshengjugaoqizhinahan。
“肃静！”
faguanmeitoujinzhou，qiaoxiangfachui。
dengzhouweianjinghou，faguanshenqinglengmodekanzhelinmuye：
“linmuyeyirenzui，bentinggongbuzuizhongxuanpan！”
“beigaolinmuye，fanxiabeipanguojiazui、qiequdaguochengguozuidengduoxiangzuiming，shuzuibingfa！”
“dannianzailinmuyedegaojirencaishenfen，zhuoqingchuli。”
“jingbentingfaguanyizhijueding，panjuebeigaolinmuyesanshinianyouqituxing，boduoquanlizhongsheng！”
linmuyehuanhuanbishangshuangyan。
fangfoshixuanzaitoudingdedakemosizhijianzuizhongluoxiayiban，tanranjieshouleyiqie。
fatingshangdunshizhakaileguo，wushurenfenfenfenqi。
“shenme？caisanshinian？！tazheikeshipanguo！yinggaisixing！”
“weishenmebupanchusixing？nandaoyaoliuzhetazheitiaogouming，jixulaiduifutadetongbaoma？！”
“shenmejiaotadegaojirencaishenfenzhuoqingchuli？taweidaguozuoguoshenme？”
faguanliansehenshiningzhong，taneixinyebuxiangzheimepanjue，danzheigepanjuebeihouhaiyouxuduobunengshuodeyuanyin。
xiangdaozheili，tazaiciqiaoxiangfachui：
“zheishizuigaorenminfayuandepanjue，ruyouyiyi……”
“我有异议！”
faguanhuahaimeishuowan，renqunzhizhongturanchuanlaiyigezhongqishizudeshengyin。
suoyourendoubuyoudexunshengwangqu。
yigechuanzhejunzhuang，liangbinbanbai，manliangangyidezhongnianren，dabuzouchurenqun。
tadechuxian，rangquanchangderendouanjinglexialai。
“zheishisheia？ganjuehaoyouqishideyangzi。”
“tanidouburenshi？daguozhanquzongsiling，chenguoshengchensiling！”
“a？！zheishichensiling？tazenmelaile？”
“tingshuochensilingdeduzishiqingbaobumende，xishengzaiqianxianle，jiushisizailinmuyeyanfachulaidewuqishang！”
zhouweirendeqieqiesiyu，chenguoshengdoutingzaierzhong。
taweimiqiyanjing，kanxiangfaguandao：
“wofengshangjimingling，zhuichapanguozeilinmuye！”
“zaitajiazhong，wofaxianlehaiweichaifengdeshuxinfujian，gongjibaifeng！”
“zheilimianjiyoukenenghaizangzhegengduotapanguodezhengju！”
“woyaoqiufatingdangtingduchuzheixieshuxindeneironghou，zaixuanpanchuzuizhongjieguo！”
chenguoshengdebiaoqinghenshipingjing，shenzhilengmodeyouxiehairen。
dantadexinzhongquewubichenzhong，wushiwukebuzaicitong。
tadeaiziyishengfenzhanzaidiyixian，baohutongbao，quesizailetongbaoweitaguozhizuochulaidewuqishang！
这是何等的讽刺？！
linmuyecaibeipansanshinian，zheigejieguoshitawulunruhedouwufajieshoude。
faguanchenmopianke，zhuantoukanxiangyipangdeqitafaguan。
cishidelinmuyeshenqingyidong，biaoqingbiandehenshiningzhong。
takanxiangfaguan，shensepingjingdedao：
“faguan，zheixieshiwodejiaxin，ruguokeyi，woxiwangbuyaonianchulimiandeneirong。”
“wokeyiyaoqiupanchuwosixing。”
zheijuhuayichu，zhouweirendunshishenxileyikouqi。
“linmuyeningyuanshenqingsixing，yebuyuanduchuzheixiexin？”
“zheilimianyidingyougengduotafanzuidezhengju！”
“bunengtingtade！tazuoeduoduan，canhaitongbao，qiguomiezu，bupeiweiren！”
“jiugairangtadesuoyouzuixinggongzhiyuzhong，rangsuoyourendoukankantadezuoexingjing！”
“dui！haiqingfaguantongyinianchuzheixiejiaxin！”
wushuyuanshifenkaiwubi，gaoshengnahandao。
cengjiheshi，linmuyeshitamendejiaoao，shiyangyangdaguoyunyuchudecuicanmingzhu。
tadexueshuhechengjiuwurenhandong，xuduolaoyuanshidouyitaweibangyang。
kexianzai，qiwangyouduodashiwangjiuyouduoda！
tamenjuebuhuidayingzheizhongdeshenpanjieguo！
jimingfaguanjianzhuang，yedoufenfendiantou。
zhufaguanqingleqingsangzi，kaikoudao：
“cianshejifanweijiguang，tiantongguo！”
“qingchensilingjiangxinsongshanglai。”
huayingangluo，yimingshenchuanjunzhuangdezhanshipengzheyigezhihe，dabuzoudaofaguanxishang。
jiangshuxintankai，fangzaizhufaguandemianqian。
faguanchaikaidiyifengshuxin，kanxianglimiandeneironghou。
linmuyejianzhuang，queshishenshendetanleyikouqi。
tadesixuzhuanyanhuidaoleshinianqian。
shinianqianyifengwenjiandechuxian，chedigaibianlelinmuyedeyisheng。
“niyuanyiweilebaoshouyapodetongbao，jiekaitamenshenshangdejiasuo，weitamenzhujianma？”
“niyuanyiyinxingmaimingyibeizi，buweitongbaosuolijie，fengxianzijideyishengma？”
wenjiandeluokuanzhishang，zhiyouliugezi：
“woyuanyi——linmuye。”
……
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