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]wobeizheizuoyige‘miemen’youyige‘chaojia’hedetuiruan，baozhuwodietuirendeshoujiuhan，“die，

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nilejietama？ni……”“xuhean。”wodaduanta，renzhendekanzhetadeyanjing，“woyuanyide，

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dengnimenliangriziandingxialai，diejiuzijihuilai，huilaijixupeizheniniang。”zhoulinzeqiangxianchusheng，

“dieshuodenalihua，zanmenyijiarendaonalidoudezaiyiqi，daoshihouwogenyaoyaoyiqipeinihuilaizhu。

”wozantongdiantou，diezaina，woziranjiuyaozaina。jiushi……zhoulinzewanghouyaozuoshezhengwang，

shezhengwangnengwaifangma？haibuzhidaozhenjiani，dengtazhendangshangzaishuo，wozheijigeyueyilaiyijingwenwenxuehuiduanshuile，

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beiwomenfaxianshi，huxiyijingruobukewen。wodiepamafan，“zheiguniangkanzheshenfenjiubujiandan，

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woyanqianyoupiaoqileshuxidezi：[zheiweikeshidangchaogongzhu，mingdingdenvdi，jiulekejiushidagongyijiana！

][shuoqilaizheigongzhushinvzhu，keshixianzainanzhudougenyaoyaochenghunle，nannvzhuhaihuiyoujiugema？][nanshuo，

yuanbennannvzhushihaodadang，heixinfufulianshouzaofantuifancaobaohuangdi，houmianyigezuonvdiyigedangshezhengwang，

gongtongkaichuangtaipingshengshi，xianzaima……nikanneiheixinnanyouduowangdishangkanyiyanma？tahenbudezhanxifushenshang。

]wokandelianhongerchi，hulielieshenmeni！“die，takanzhekuaisile，zanmenbunengjiansibujiu。”wodejueding，

wodiegenzhoulinzedoubuhuifandui。barentaishangmachehou，wodierangmafujiakuaisudujincheng，jiranjuedingjiule，