zhimingwangwenxieshou“gegewuwu”delianzaijiazuo《peikehupeidaoqinglvjiudian，lihunnikusha》shininxianxiashiguangdebibeizhixuan，luzhangfengjiangqianxue shiwenlishejidaodelinghunrenwu，chaoshuangqingjiezhuyaojiangshudeshi：zoujinlaidenvrenjiaolinwangshu，shicangnandaxuelishixuejiaoshou，29sui。yinweiluzhangfengfangqijiaoshoupingxuan，cairanglinwangshuhuodedangnianweiyiyigejiaoshouminge。suoyitadui……
江浅雪被吓傻了。
tacongweixiangguozhangfuhaiyourucicanbaodeyimian。
“aa，wodebizi，yaoduanle！”
guxubaiwuzhezijidebiziwawadajiao。
xianxuecongtadezhifengjianliuchu。
jiangqianxuehuiguoshenlai，kandaorucijingsongdeyimu，taganjintuikaizhangfu，paodaoguxubaineibian。
“guzongnimeishiba？nizenmeyang？”
guxubaijishizheiyang，haizaiguyiexinluzhangfeng。
“qianxue，wojishibeidale，dannengrangnikanqingnizhangfudaodishishenmeyangderen，woyexinganqingyuan。”
陆长峰被气笑了。
极致的冷笑！
“haoa，xinganqingyuanshiba！”
guxubaiwuzhebizishuodao：“luzhangfeng，nizuoweiqianxuedelaogong，doubunengzuodaoxiangwoyiyangaihuta，niyoushenmezigezuotazhangfu？”
zheijuhuachedibaluzhangfengdianranle。
tazhuaikaizijiqizi，ranhouyijiaochuaizaiguxubaidefubu，batachuaidaozaishafashang，ranhouquanjiaojuxia。
luzhangfengyibiandahaiyibianshuo：
“fanzhengbeiaidaniyeleyi，doushiweilenixinaidenvren，chengshoudetongkuyueduo，neimejiudaibiaoniaideyueduo。”
guxubai：“aaa，qianxue，nibiekan，nikanlehuinanshoude，jirantayaodawo，neijiurangtada，zhenghaorangnikanqingtazangzaixindidebaolibenxing。”
luzhangfenghenhenshantaerguang，“**goujiaoshenme！”
lianshanhaojixia，doubashoubeishanzhongle。
然后又啐了一口。
“pei，worangnixinganqingyuan，xianzaihaiyuanbuyuan？”
luzhangfengxiangqibannianlaideyinren，
xiangqitamennandaonvchangqifuzijidezhongzhong。
qiniandefuqiganqingyedibuguobanniandeaimei。
luzhangfengchedirenbulele。
tashuangbeijirouguqi，xiangchongmanyuanliyiyang，henhenzazaixiaobailianshouruodebeibu。
jiangqianxuekanzhebaolidezhangfu，feichangjingkong。
tanaqizhuoshangdejiubei，jiangbeizhonghongjiuquanbupodaozhangfudelianshang。
binghuzaileguxubaishenqian。
“luzhangfeng，nibiefanhunle！nishiyaonaochurenmingma？nishixiangquzuolaoma？”
“wojiguzongqinggong，shiyinweitajigongsitanchengyibi5yidehetong，ninengtandelaima？”
“womenzhijianqingqingbaibai，shinisixiangwochuo，caibawomenxiangdeneimeangzang。”
“niyoubunengbangwozhengqian，jiubiejiworeshi！”
陆长峰被气笑了。
“jiangqianxue，buyaowangle，dangchuzanmenjiehundeshihou，zainishoulideqiyeshigeshenmelanyangzi？shilaoziyibububanifuchiqilaide，wolianjiaoshouzhiweidoufangqile，jiuweilejinishoushilantanzi。”
“xianzaiweileyibiququ5yidedaikuan，nijiuyaomai**？laozitamapeirenhejiuhedaoweichuxue，7nianlaijinitanleshangqianyidemaimai，nishibushihaidezhao200genvyiqipeiwoshui？”
jiangqianxuetingdaoluzhangfengdehua，beizhenjingdaole。
meixiangdaozhei7nian，tajizijizuoleneimeduo。
dantayoujuedeliangrenshifuqi，tajiuyinggaibangzhuziji，zheishilisuodangrande。
“luzhangfeng，nishuoshenmehunzhanghua！nishiwolaogong，nibujiuyinggaibangniqizizuoshima？”
“nihedaoweichuxue，sheirangnihezheimeduode，nijiubunengjitamendanghuiquma？woyaoshigenrentanshengyi，zenmemeiheneimeduo，wokanjiushinizijiaihe。”
“zaishuole，nineigepojiaoshouzhichengnengzhuanjigeqian，youwojinideduo？”
tingdaoqiziruciyanlun，luzhangfengchedishiwangle。
“jiangqianxue，nifangzhehaohaodejiabuyao，zhangfunverdoubugu，zaijiehunjinianridedangtian，henidehaokehuchulaiyuehuichiqinglvdacan。”
“jirannibuxiangguole，neijiulihun！”
江浅雪的瞳孔骤缩。
lihunlianggezijitadangtouyibang，xiangbeilinleyitongliangshui，rangjiangqianxueshunjianqingxing。
结婚纪念日？
她忘了！
jiangqianxueconghuzhuzijidehaokehu，ganjinzhuanbianweibaozhulaogongdeyaojieshidao：
“laogong，wojicuole，zhenmeixiangdaojintianshizanmendejiehunjinianri。”
“nijiwoyigejihuihaobuhao？woxianzaihuijiajinizuofan，nixiangchishenmewozuoshenme。”
jiangqianxuegangcaihaiyiweilaogongbianle，bianchengleyigecanbaode**。
jieguomeixiangdaojintianshitamenjiehunjinianri。
luzhangfenglengxiao：“he，zuofan？baoqian，wochibaole。”
jiangqianxueganjinqiqiudao：“laogong，neimingtian，mingtianzanmenzaiguoyibianjiehunjinianri，woquantiandoupeizheni，nixiangchishenmewojinizuoshenme，xiangrangwochuanshenmeyifuwodouchuanjinikanhaobuhao？”
luzhangfengbinglengdetuikaita。
manlianjuewangdeshuo：“wanle！”
“mingtian，wojuedehuichengweizanmendelihunjinianri。”
jiangqianxueshunjianliansecanbai。
fangfobeichouzoulesuoyouqixue，hedegengesishiyiyang。
dantarengranfengkuangdejieshi：“laogong，woshiwanglejiehunjinianri，danniweishenmebutixingwo？”
“jiehunshizanmenshuangfangdeshi，niyaobutixingwo，wozenmejide，zheibuyinggaishinizuoweizhangfudezerenma？”
“wojuedejintianfashengzheijianshi，zanliangdouyouzeren，shouxianshinimeitixingwo。”
“niyaotixingwole，houmianyiqiedoubuhuifasheng，duibudui？”
luzhangfengmengdejiangtatuikai。
“对你妈呢！”
ranhouqichongchongdejiuchuqule。
tamanlianxuexing，yemeirenganlan。
jiangqianxuezaihoumianzhuizhetahan：“laogong，nibieshengqi，nibujiushixiangguojiehunjinianma？dengwowanshanghuiqujiniguo。”
tabenlaixiangzhuizhelaogongchuqu，danhoumiandegongzuorenyuanturandashenghandao：“xianshengxiansheng，nizenmeyangle？nimeishiba？”
江浅雪心里一紧。
赶紧跑回去。
yuanxiandouyijingyaozijizuoqilaideguxubaiyoutanghuidimian。
takesouliangxia，kechuxuelai。
jiangqianxuejiangtafuqi，jinzhangdiwen：“guzongnimeishiba？”
guxubaikanzhechuangwaiyuanqudeluzhangfengshenying，shenchushoutuiletuijiangqianxue。
“qianxue，nikuaiquzhuinilaogongba，qianwanbunengrangwuhuiyingxiangniliangdefuqiganqing。”
jiangqianxuetunyanleyikoukoushui。
yaoshilaogongyouguzongzheimeshanjierenyijiuhaole。
tatanleyikouqishuo：“buyongguanta，genniyidianguanximeiyou。”
“shiyinweiwomeiyougentayikuaiguojiehunjinianri，tacaishengqide。”
guxubaiyanshenliangleyixia，“qianxue，shiwodanwunile。”
jiangqianxuebangtacaleyixiabixue。
“woshuolegennimeiguanxi，douguaita！”
“suiranshiwowanglejiehunjinianri，dantayebutixingwo！”
“taxianzaizenmebiandezheimecaijixiaoxinyanle！”
guxubaixinliqiexi：“qianxue，zhenghaoyinweizheijianshi，niyerenqingletabaolidepiqi，wozheidundasuanmeibaiai。”
jiangqianxuetanqidao：“ai，tayaoshiyouniwenroujiuhaole！
没几分钟。
救护车就来了。
jiangqianxueyuanbenbuxianggenzhequyiyuan，xiangganjinhuijiagenlaogongjieshi。
chenzhemeidaolingdian，jilaogongxiawanmian，hainengmibuyixiajiehunjinianrideyihan。
bijingtalaogongyetinghaoanfude。
keshiguxubaiyouzhuazhetageboshuo：
“qianxue，wozaicangnanshimeiyourenmai，yiyuandeyishenghuibuhuiyinweichoufuerdawoya，ni......nipeiwoquba。”
没办法。
jiangqianxuezhihaozuozhejiuhuche，peitaquleyiyuan。
huidaojiadeluzhangfengzedengdaolelingchen。
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