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精彩章节

popotanbianyimailaideguoganqishishizhizhuluan，danpoposibuchengren，haimeitiandangzuolingzui。

wopapopochichuwenti，haoxinjinxingtixing。popofaxianhoukusuderenweiwoshikanbuqixiangxiaren，

daozhiwobeizhangfudaduantuiguanzaichaifang。houlai，zhizhukaishifuhua，

poposihuoshuoshiwaimiandechongzipalejinlaizhidaowanshangwushuzhiheisezhizhumanmanpashangwodeshenti。zaicizhengyan，

popoyouzaichitadeguogan。1.“changchangzheige，xinyi，teyijinimaide。”popowangxiulianxiaorongmanmian，

jiangyipanheihesede“guogan”tuidaowomianqian。neidongxiyouliangbaoman，biaomianyinyueyouxiweiderudong，

sanfazheruoyouruowudefuchouqixi。wodeweishunjianshoujin，houlongfajin。“zheikeshijinkoudegaojixianguogan，

wubaikuaiqianyixiaobaoni！”wangxiulianyanzhongshanshuozhedeyi，tayadishengyin，coujinwoerbian。

“tingshuohaiduishengerzitebieyouxiaoguo。”“nidoujiajinlailiangnianle，duziyidiandongjingdoumeiyou，gaibubule。

”zhouleyangzaiyipangbangqiang，“kuaichiba，mateyijinimaide，hualebushaoqian。

”wodingzhepanzhongneixie“guogan”。qianshi，jiushizheixiedongxi——beiwangxiulianchengwei“xianguo”dezhizhuluan，

zaiwotineifuhua，canshiwodewuzangliufu，zuizhongdaozhiwoquanshenkuilanersi。neizhongtongku，neizhongjuewang，

neizhongbeizuiqinjinderenbeipandeganjue......“zenmebuchi？shixianwomenjiadongxibuhaoma？

”zhouleyangdeshengyinlahuiwodesixu，tayanzhongshanguobuman，shouzhiqiaojizhezhuomian。

woqiangrenzhuxiangyaojianjiaodechongdong，weilifanjiangdaohai。“lai，zhangzui。”wangxiulianyijingyongkuaizijiaqiyikuai，

chaowozuibiansonglai。womengdiyipiantou，wuzhuzuiba，ganouqilai。“ou——duibuqi，woturanhennanshou。

”wangxiuliandexiaorongjiangzailianshang，yanzhongshanguoyinmai。“zheimejiaoqi？wokannishishenzaifuzhongbuzhifu。

zheidongxiduojinguia，cunlirenxiangchidouchibudao。”“jiushi，mayipianhaoxin，nizheishenmetaidu？

”zhouleyangzhouzhemeitou，yuqilimanshizhize。“shibushikanbuqiwomenjia？xianqiwomenxiangxiarencusu？

”wodixiatou，burangtamenkandaowoyanzhongdehenyi。qianshidewohuidaoqian，huimianqiangchixiaqu，

huiweileweixizheiduanhunyinerweiquqiuquan。danzheiyishi，wozhixiangrangtamenxuezhaixuechang。

“keneng......shizuijinchangweibuhao。”woshengyinweizhan，zhuangchuyifuxuruodeyangzi。

wangxiulianhezhouleyangjiaohuanleyigeyanshen，neilimiandebumanheqingmiehaobuyanshi。

tamenzanshifangqilebiwochixia“xianguo”dedasuan。“neijiuxianfangzheba，dengnichangweihaolezaichi。

zheimeguidedongxi，kebielangfeile。”wangxiulianshouqipanzi，yuqilidaizhemingxiandebuyue。wotangzaichuangshang，

jiyidechaoyongerlai。shangyishiwocongwangshangchadaoleguanyusuowei“xianguo”dezhenxiang。neibushishenmeshenqiyaocai，

ershiyizhongweijiagongdezhizhuluan。bufashangfanyi“jinkouxianguo”demingyi，zaixiangcunhewangluopingtaishanggaojiashoumai。

“popo，zheidongxibunengchi。”woxiaoxinyiyidigaosupopozheigedongxibunengchi。

wangxiulianqueyiweiwoshikanbuqitamaidedongxi。duiwoquandajiaoti，manshibumanyuzhize。

zhouleyangyeshitingcongpopodehua，yiweiwowuliqunaowojinxingfanbo，bingnachuchazhaodezhengju。

tamenquekanyebukan。bawodeshoujishuaisui，guanjinlechaifangcongneitianqi，wozaizheigecunzilidechujingjizhuanzhixia。

diertian，cunlijiuchuankailewo“jingshenshichang”dexiaoxi。“nihaohaofansheng，xiangtonglezaichulai。

”zhouleyanglengmodishuo。zhuiwodeshihouzhouleyangyizhishiyizhongwenweneryademoyang。

meixiangdaojiehunyihouyiqiedoubianle。chaifangyinlengchaoshi，zhiyouyishanxiaochuangtoujinweiruodeguang。meitian，

tamenzhijiwoyiwansoufan，biwo“rencuo”。“chengrennihushuobadao，wojiufangnichulai。

”popogezhemenbanshuo。wojujuequfu，juedingchenyesetaozou。qiaokaichuanghudeneiyike，zhouleyangturanchuxian。

tadeyanzhongmeiyouyisiwendu，shoulinazhemugun。“xiangpao？”talengxiaoyisheng，mugunzhongzhongluozaiwodetuishang。

gutouduanliedeshengyinqingcuicier，tengtongrangwohunjueguoqu。xinglaishi，woyibeizhongxinsuohuichaifang，

shuangtuiwufadongdan。chaifangjiaoluoli，buzhiheshichuxianlepadongdeheisexiaochong。

zheishiyijingfuhuachenggongde‘guogan’tamenpashangwodeshenti，zuanrushangkou，kenshizhewodexuerou。wojianjiao，

kuhan，quewurenlihui。shengmingdezuihouyike，wotingdaopopozaimenwaishuo：“zheixiaqingjingle，

jiachandoushiwomendele。”wozhongyumingbai，wangxiulianhezhouleyangduiwodehen。bushiyinweiwozuocuoleshenme，

ershiyuanyutamenguzilidezibei，duiwoniangjianeidiancaifudejiyu。

neixie“xianpinaifu”、“kanbuqixiangxiaren”dezhikong，quanshitamendexinlitoushe。

tamencongweibawodangchengjiaren，zhishibawodangzuofaxiejiduhehuoqucaifudegongju。

2.jiazhongmimanzheyiguruoyousiwudexingchouwei，xiangshisiyuhunhezhemeibiandeqixi。

wangxiulianyiliantaozuidichengzhiwei“xianqi”。meidangwozouguochufang，neiguweidaojiujiazhongjifen，

wobudebuwuzhubizikuaibulikai。fangmenbeiqingqingtuikai。wangxiulianduanzheyigeqinghuacixiaodiezizoulejinlai。

diezhongshengzhexiexubaisexiaokeli，huoshengshengdechongluan。“xinyia，jintianshentihaodianmei？”talianshangduimanjiaxiao，

yandiqueshanzheqidaideguang。“mateyijiniliulexiexianguo，changchangbubushenzi？”wozhengzhazhezuoqilai，

weiliyizhenfanteng。“ma，wozheirencongxiaodanzixiao，kanzheyoudianpa。”woditouyanshiyanzhongdehanguang。

zhouleyangzheishituimenerru。“laopo，nikan，zheishiwochadaodeziliao。”tadijiwoshouji，

pingmushangshijipianmingxianjingguocuangaide“yangshengwenzhang”jietu。biaotixiezhe《zhenjing！

kexuejiafaxianzhangshouxinshicai》《xianguodemimi：fuhanhuoxingdanbaidegaokejipeiyangji》。

“zheikeshiyoukexueyijude。”tayibenzhengjingdihushuobadao。“guowaidouzaiqiangzhechini，

zanmenyouzheifuqihaibuzhenxi。”wojieguoshoujifanlefan，kanzheneixiezhuoliedeptuheloudongbaichudewenzi。

qianshiwoxinlezheixieguihua，zheiyishi，wozhixiangkankantamennengyandaoshenmechengdu。“shi、shima？

”wozhuangzuojiangxinjiangyi。shouzhiweiweifadoudihaijita，lianshangjichuxuruodexiaorong。“ma，leyang，

wo...wohaishiyoudianpa，nimenchiba，bielangfeilezheihaodongxi。”wangxiulianmeitouyizhou，suijiyoushuzhankai。

“ai，meifuqidehaizi。”tatanlekouqi，lianshangliuluchuwanxideshenqing。

suishoucongdiezhongnianqiyikefangrukouzhong，guyifachuxiangliangdejujiaosheng。“ng，zhenshixian，yuejiaoyuexiang！

”zhouleyangyebuganshiruo，zhuaqiyibasaijinzuili，bianjiaobiandiantou。“ma，

wokannizheiliangtianqiseshizhenhaolebushao！xinyijiushimeifuqi，cuoguozheimehaodedongxi。

”woqiangrenzhebushikanzhewangxiulianzuijiaocanliuzhejichukeyidebaisesuixie。

zaishuohuashiouerhuidiaoluoyiliangkedaoyijinshang。tahaobuzaiyi，haishenshouxiangweiwo。“lai，guai，zhangzui，

jiuyixiaokou...”womengdiqishen，“duibuqi，woxiangshangxishoujian。”budengtamenfanying，

wokuaibuzouchufangjian。shenhouchuanlaiwangxiuliandelengxiao，“zhuangshenmesuan！chenglilaidejiushijiaoqing。

”3.diertianyizao，cunguangboxiangqiwangxiulianshuxideshengyin。“geweixiangqinfulao，

wowangxiulianyouxingdedaoshenqi，huodelexianguodepeifang”“zheikeshinengzhibaibingdebaobeia！

”“woxiangzhedajiadoushiyicunren，zheifuqidangranyaofenxiang。”henkuai，cunlidefengxiangbianle。“tingshuolema？

”“wangshenzijianeigechenglilaideerxi，burangwangshenzifenxiangxianguoni。”“jiushia，chenglirenguoranbuyiyang，

xinyantexiao。”“kebu，wangshenziduohaoderena，haizhuanmenqingledaoshikaiguang，zheixianguokeshinengyannianyishoude！

”woquxiaomaibumaiyan，gangtuikaimen，limianjigedamadetanhuashengjiaranerzhi。tamenyongyiyangdeyanguangdaliangwo，

qizhongyiweitiaoxinsidedashengdao。“zheibushiwangshenzineiwangenfuyideerxima？”“heng，guoranshichenglilaide，

yanjingzhangtianshang，lianpopodehaoyidoubuling。”wozhuangzuomeitingjian，xuanhaodongxifuleqianjiuzou。

beihoulikexiangqiyizhencierdeqiexiao。“niqiaotaneifugaogaozaishangdeyangzi。

”“tingshuotahaizuzhiwangshenzifenxiangxianguoni，pashipabierenyezhangshouba！”huijialushang，

cunzhishulidayeturanjiaozhuwo。“xinyia，nipoponeigexianguozhenneimeshenqi？

wozheituitenghaoduonianle......”wogangyaojieshi，jiutingjianwangxiuliandeshengyincongbeihouchuanlai。“lizhishu，

ninlaile！wozhengyaosongxiexianguoguoquni。zhiyuwozheierxima，chengliren，budongzanxiangxiaderenqingshigu。

”woyaojinyaguan，momozhuanshenzoukai。wanshang，zhouleyangshuaimenerru，“nidaodixiangganshenme？

haidewozaicunlidoutaibuqitoulaile！”“wozuoshenmele？”“zhuangshenmesha！

quancunrendouzaishuonizuzhiwomafenxiangxianguo，xianpinaifu，kanbuqixiangxiaren！”tayiquanzazaizhuozishang，

“cunlirendouyongshenmeyanshenkanwo，nizhidaoma？”wolenglengdikanzheta，“neinixiangxinzheixiechuanyan？

”“womahaoxinjinizhunbeixianguo，nibuchijiusuanle，haiyaozuzhitazuohaoshi？”“xianguo？neidongxinizhenxin？

”“quancunrendouxin，jiunibuxin！”tadengzhewo，yanzhongmanshifennu。

diertianhewangxiulianjiaohaodelidama“tuxi”wojia，shuoshilai“kaidao”wo。“xinyia，nizheishihebini？

”“popoyipianhaoxin，nizenmenengzheiyang？”“jiushia，nianqingrenyaoduotinglaorendehua，

wangshenzineixianguokeshidafuqia！”“nizheiyangbujinrenqing，xiaoxincunlirendoubudaijianni。

”woqilechajitamen，xiaoerbuyu。lidamajianwobushuohua，shengqideshuodao。“chenglilaidejiushibuyiyang，

wohaoxinquanni，nihaiyifuaidabulideyangzi！”4.bangwanshifen，

wotingdaowangxiulianfangjianlixixisusudeshengyin。chuyujingjue，wofangqingjiaobukaojin，touguoxuyandemenfengkuitan。

wangxiulianzhengwanyaocongjigekuaidihezhongquchuxiaosuliaodai，dongzuoguisui。baozhuangjianlou，

shangmianyinzheyixingxiaozi：“wenyingerliao”。tadakaiyidai，yigufuchouweilikeyichu，qiangdewochadiankechusheng。

neishimimimamadeheisekeli——zhizhuluan。wotiezaimenwai，tingjianwangxiuliandadianhuayadideshengyin。

“dongxidoudaoqile，xianzaijiudengjiujinghesuliaoguanzi。”dianhuaneibianchuanlaishengyin，

“nizheinengmaiduojiu”“zenmezheyegoumaisangeyue。”“lizhishuneilaodongxituiteng，kendingshidiyigexiashoude。

”“taxinzheige，cunlirenyegenzhexin。”wangxiulianshuozhegegexiaoqilai。“**gongying，

nazhezhuangshennongguidejiazi，yibaomaiwubai！”dianhuazhonghuiying，“neijiuxing，nixiaoxindian，

biebeichachulai”wangxiulianmanlianbuzaiyi，“fangxin，wojiushuoshigufamizhi，zuchuanpeifang，sheinengcha？

”woxintouyizhenexin，ganjinlikai。meiduojiu，wangxiulianchulaile，lianshanghaiguazhetanlandexiao。fanzhuoshang，

woguyitiqi。“zuijinxinwenshangbaodaolebushaosanwubaojianpinpianju，youdelaorenbeipianjiwankuaiqian，

haichichubinglai。nimenxiaoxinbieshangledang。”wangxiuliankuaiziyidun，muguangruilididingzhewo，“nishenmeyisi？

”“jiushitigexingeryi，zheizhongpianzitaiduole。”“nidongshenme！”wangxiulianlikedaduanwo，chizhiyibi。

“neishixianjiabaobei，genneixiefanfusuzidedongxibuyiyang！nizheizhangwuyazuishaoshuoliangju！”zhouleyangyebangqiang，

“jiushi，xiangxiahechenglibuyiyang，mazheishizuohaoshijide！”“e。”wobuzaiduoshuo。wanshang，

chenwangxiulianxizao，wochenjinatadeshoujichakangouwujilu。zheilaotaitaibushanlishijilu，

qibagebaoguoxinxiqingqingchuchuxiezhe“zhizhuyangzhiluan”。woxunsuyongzijideshoujipaixiazhengju。

shunbianpailejizhangtadunjide“huowu”zhaopian。woteyichakanletianqiyubao。weilaiyizhouqiwenjiangwen，

zhengshizhizhufuhuadezuijiawendu。5.wojiazhongcunfangzhizhuluandejiaoluokaishisanfachuyizhongnanyiyanshuodefuchou。

zuixianfaxianyichangdeshizhouleyang。“zenmejialiyouguguaiwei？shibushichufangdelajimeidao？

”taqishensichuxunzhaoweidaoyuantou，zuizhongdinggezaiwangxiulianjingxinzhegaidejiaoluo。“**！shenmewanyier！

”wocongchufangchulai，jiazhuangbuzhiqing，queyijingzhidaolimianfuhuachuleshenme。buxialuchuyigesuliaoxiang，

limianbaihuahuayipian，wushuxixiaodezhizhuzairudong，changmianexindelingrenzhixi。wangxiulianwenshengganlai，

tuoxiepadapadadijicuqiaojizhedimian。kandaoneirudongdeheisechongqun，tadelianxianshiyijiang，

suijiyaoyaqiangzhuangzhending。“dajingxiaoguaishenme！zheishixianguo'huo'le，huoxinggao！shuomingxiaoguohao！

”tahuishouquganzhouleyang，“nidongshenme？zheijiuzhengmingzandedongxishizhende！”zhouleyanghoutuijibu，

weibumingxianzaichouchu。“ma，zhei、zheiyetaiexinleba？sheihuiyaozheizhongdongxia？”wangxiuliandengletayiyan，

congchufangzhualaibojihesaozhou，zhunbeishoushizhanchang。ranertadigulezhizhudeshengminglihefanzhisudu。

dangtaxiankaiqitajigezangnidiandezhegaiwushi，faxianqingkuangbixiangxiangzhongyanzhongdeduo。