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《popobanyetouqinwoer？jiankongzhiborangtashenbaiminglie！》shiyibuqihuanmofaleideduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，youmengxuanbingxiguajingxinchuangzuo。gushizhuyaoweiraozhechenmingxiaoyuzhankai，yigeyiwaideshikongchuansongjiangqidaidaoleyishijie，chengweileguangmingshiliyuheianshilizhijiandeguanjianrenwu。chenmingxiaoyubixuxuehuizhangwozijidemofanengli，bingzhaodaotongwanghuiguixianshishijiedefangfa。niganjinqubaqunlideshipinshanle！tingjianmeiyou？！madouyaoqifengle！nizheishiganshenme？！jiachoubukewaiyangnidongbudong？！youshenmehuazanguanqimenlaishuobuxingma？……chongmanleshenmihemofadefenwei，jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigelingrenjingtandeqihuanshijie。

精彩章节

jiankonghuamianzaiheianzhongliangzhe。lingchensandianshiqifen，yingerfang。pingmulideguangxianhenan，

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yanpizhongdetaibuqilai。erzixiaoyugangbeipopohongshuibujiu，woqiangchengzhezuihouyidianjingshen，

xiguanxingdihuadongshoujipingmu，jianchagegejiankongtantoudehuamian——keting，anjing；chufang，anjing；zhuwomenkou，

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taganzao、meiyouduoshaoxuesedezuichun，zuizhongqingqingyinzailexiaoyunei**、weiweiduqidexiaozuichunshang！

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zhuanxiangpopo，shengyinyinweijiliyazhinuhuoeryouxiefadou：“ma，nigangcaizaizuoshenme？

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tachelechezijizhoubabadeshuiyixiabai，yanshenduoshanzhe，bugankanwo，

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woqinyixiazenmele？womenyiqiandaihaizi，sheijiangjiuzheixie？budouzheimeqinguolaide？

nimadangnianbuyezheimeqinni……”“neinengyiyangma？！”wojihushihouchulaide，

shengyinzaianjingdelingchengewaicier，“wogennishuoleduoshaocikexueyuer！kexueyuer！

nizongnanimenyiqianneitaoshuoshi！yiqianhaiziyaozhelvduogaonizhidaoma？yiqianmeitiaojianjiangjiu，

xianzaiyoutiaojianleweishenmebujiangjiu？niaisunzi，wolijie，dannideaibunenghaileta！

”popobeiwohoudeyizheng，suijiyanquanyehongle，shengyinyebagaolexie：“wozenmejiuhaitale？

woqinyixiajiushihaitale？ningwan，wokannishixianqiwozheigelaopozi！xianqiwomeiwenhua，xianqiwocongxiangxialai，

daibuhaonidebaobeierzi！nizhuangzheimeduojiankong，bujiushifangzhewoma？

”tazhizheqiangjiaoneigexiaoxiaode、buqiyandebaiseshexiangtou，shengyindaizhekuqiangheyuanqi，

“wobaitianheiyedijinimendaihaizi，zuofan，xiyifu，wotushenme？haibushitunimenhao？jieguoni？

wozaizheigejiali，lianqinyixiazijidesunzidouyaobeidangchengzeiyiyangfangzhe！

wo……wohuozhehaiyoushenmeyisia……”tayueshuoyuejidong，zuihousuoxingyi**zuozaidishang，

paizhedatuikuhaoqilai：“wodemingkua……laotouzizoudezao，yibashiyibaniaobaerzilacheda，

zailianqinsunzidouburangqinle……wohuozheaiyanle……”yingerchuanglidexiaoyubeizheigaofenbeidekuhaochedijingxing，

“wa”deyishengdakuqilai。haizidekushengjianruierxiangliang，xiangyibadaogeliezhelingchendeningjing，

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qingqingpaizhetadebei，roushenghongzhe：“baobaobuku，buku，mamazaini……”popodekuhaoshenghaizaijixu，

hunhezhexiaoyudekusheng，zhenggewuziluanchengyiguozhou。zhangfuchenmingzhongyubeijingxingle，

rouzheyanjingyilianmangrandichuxianzaiyingerfangmenkou，

kanzhezuozaidishangkuhaodemuqinhebaozhekuqierzi、liansetieqingdewo，wanquanmengle：“ma？wanwan？

zheidabanyede……zenmelezheishi？”“zenmele？wennima！”wobaozhexiaoyu，lenglengdipielechenmingyiyan，

youkanxiangdishangkudejihuyaobeiguoqiqudepopo，xinlineiguxiehuocengcengwangshangmao。tazheidaodayipadexima，

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menbeiwo“peng”diyishengyongliguanshang，gejuelewaimianpoponeichuantoulijiqiangdekuhaosheng，

danxiaoyushoulejinghedekushengyishibanhuierhaihongbuhao。**zaimenbanshang，huailidexiaoyukudexiaoliantonghong，

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chenmingzaiwaimiandishengquanzhepopo，jiazazhepopoduanduanxuxudekusu。buyongtingyezhidao，takendingzaidiandaoheibai，

bawoshuochengyigekebo、xianqita、xiaotidazuodeexifu。“wanwan，nikaikaimen，rangmajinlaiba，

waimianleng……”chenmingqiaozhemen，shengyindaizhewunaihepibei。leng？tazuozaidishangsapodeshihouzenmebupaleng？

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xiaoyukuleile，zhongyuzaiwohuailichouchouyeyediyoushuizhele。wobataqingqingfangzaidachuangshang，gaihaoxiaobeizi，

kanzhetashushuidexiaolian，xincaishaoweiandingleyidian。keneigubiequhefennu，

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bushiyiju“aisunzi”jiunengtangsaiguoqude。tagenbenyishibudaowentideyanzhongxing！shenzhijuedeshiwozaizhaocha！

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pingmuhaitingliuzaijiankongappdejiemianshang，yingerfangdehuamianyijiudinggezhe——popogoulouzhebei，

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tabisheidoushanzhang！chenming？yongyuanshihexini！woyaorangtazijikankan，tadaodiganleshenme！rangtawuhuakeshuo！

wodiankaineiduanlingchendejiankonghuifang。shijianhenduan，congwoshoujiliangqi，faxianyichang，daopopofushenqinxiaqu，

zaidaowochongjinfangjiankaideng，qianhoubudaoyifenzhong。danhuamianqingqingchuchu，jiaodudiaozuan，

batatoutoumomokaojin、bokaibeizi、coushangquqinzuidedongzuopaideyiqingerchu！

woshouzhizaipingmushangfeikuaididianzhe。jianji，zhixuyaozheiyifenzhongdeguanjianpianduan。daochu。dakaiweixin。mubiao，

shiwomenneige“xingfuyijiaren”deweixinqun。qunliyouchenming，youwo，youpopo，

haiyouchenmingdedagu、erbo、jiujiu、jiumadengqibageqinqi。

popopingshizuixihuanzaizheigequnlizhuanfagezhongyangshengyaoyanhe“zhenjingti”wenzhang。womeiyourenheyouyu，

shouzhiyidong，baneiduanshipinfalechuqu。lingchensidianshiwufen，“xingfuyijiaren”qunli。

yiduanwushengdeshipinchuxianzailiaotianliebiaodezuidingduan。heiandeyingerfang，weiruodeyedengguangxian，

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fachuqudeshunjian，woxintoulveguoyisijiqiduanzandekuaiyi，

danjinjiezhejiubeijudadepibeiheyizhongpofuchenzhoudejueranqudai。wobashoujirengzaiyibian，

buxiangqukanrenhehouxufanying，daozaichuangshang，yongbeizimengzhuletou。

erbiansihuhaihuidangzhepopogangcaidekuhaohexiaoyudetiku，naozililuanhonghongde。yebuzhidaoguoleduojiu，

yexushishifenzhong，yexushibanxiaoshi，beirengzaizhentoubiandeshoujikaishifengkuangdizhendongqilai。wengwengweng，

wengwengweng……xiangwushuzhicangyingzaierbianhongming，chixubuduan，meiyousihaotingxiedeyisi。womengdixiankaibeizi，

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zhengyirouyankejiandesudubiaosheng——99+，erqiehaizaibuduantiaodongzengjia！

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shengyinjianrui）：“wodetianlaoyea！zheishishufensaozi？dabanyedezheishiganshani？！qinhaizizui？！

wodemaya！hesiwole！zhei……zheiduobuweishenga！wanwanshuodemeicuoa！haizineimexiao！

”erbo：“@lishufensaozi，nizhei……zhei……zheixiguandegaigaia！

xianzaidaihaizigenzanmenneihuierbuyiyangle！xijunduozheni！haizishengbinglezaban？”jiujiu（yuyin，

yuqiningzhong）：“shufena，zheishiershinizuodebudui。wanwanzhuangjiankongyeshiweilehaizianquan，bushifangzheni。

nizheixingwei……shizaishibutuo。ganjingenwanwandaogeqianba。”jiuma（dazifeikuai）：“jiushijiushi！

kanzhedouheren！heidengxiahuode，toutoumomode……qinhaizilianyejiusuanle，zenmenengqinzuini！

@ningwanwanwanbieshengqi，nipopoyeshilaosixiangle，manmanjiao。”tangmeichenting（nianqing，

yuqizhijie）：“dabomu，ninzhei……youdianherena！wosaozikexueyuershiduide！nindetingtade！

ninzheiyangzhendehuibaxijunchuanranjixiaoyude！taikepale！”……qunlichedizhakaileguo。

qinqimenjihushiyibiandaodizhanzaiwozheibian，zhenjing、zhize、guiquan，xinxiyitiaojieyitiao，

jihuquanshizhenduipopode。ouerjiazazhepopowuliyoucangbaidebianjie。popolishufen（yuyin，

daizhekuqianghenanyizhixindefennu）：“nimen……nimenbietingningwanhushuo！taguyijiandeshipin！tawumiewo！

wojiushikankanhaizi！wo……womeiqinzui！wojiushi……jiushilidejinlediankankan！tazheishiyaobisiwoa！

”jiezheyoushiyitiaoyuyin，shengyinjianli，wanquanpoyin：“ningwan！nigeheixingande！niandeshenmexina！

nibazheizhongdongxifadaoqunli？！nirangwozheizhanglaolianwangnage？！nirangwoyihouzenmejianren？！chenming！

chenmingnisilema？！nijiukanzhenixifuzheimezaojiannima？！”chenmingdexiaoxiyejiazazaishuapingdexinxiliuli。

chenming（@ningwan）：“wanwan！nifengle？！nizenmebashipinfaqunlile？！kuaichehui！kuaichehuia！！

”（houmiangenlehaojigezhuakuangdebiaoqing）chenming（siliaowo，yuyin，qijibaihuai）：“ningwan！

niganjinqubaqunlideshipinshanle！tingjianmeiyou？！madouyaoqifengle！nizheishiganshenme？！

jiachoubukewaiyangnidongbudong？！youshenmehuazanguanqimenlaishuobuxingma？！

”wokanzhepingmushangchenmingneiliangtiaojiaozaodexinxi，tingzhetasiliaoyuyinliqijibaihuaideshengyin，

xinlineidianyinweiqinqizhichierchanshengdebodongshunjianpingxixiaqu，zhishengxiabinglengdeshiwang。jiachoubukewaiyang？

zaitayanli，tamabanyetouqintaerzidezui，chadiankenenghailehaizidexingwei，zhishi“jiachou”？

erwobashishifachulai，fanershiwodecuo？shibukewaiyangdechoushi？tayongyuanshizheiyang！

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fennuxiangbinglengdechaoshui，chediyanmeilegangcaineiyisipibei。womeiyouhuifuchenmingderenhexinxi，

yemeiyoulihuiqunlihaizaibuduanshuaxinde、duipopodezhizehepopoxiesidilidekuma。wozhijiediankaiqunshezhi，

shouzhizaipingmushangkuaisuhuadong。zhaodaole。qunmingchengxiafang，

youyigexiaoxiaode、buqiyandeanniu——“qunzhibo”。zheigegongnengwojihumeiyongguo，

pingshiyejiuqinqimenouershipinliaotianhuiyongyong。yigeniantou，fengkuangerbinglengdimaolechulai。jiranyao“yang”，

neijiuyanggechedi！jirantabupa“chou”，neijiurangsuoyourendoukankan！womeiyourenheyouyu，

shouzhizhongzhongdidianlexiaqu！“ninyifaqiqunzhibo。”yixingxiaozitishichuxianzaiqunliaodingduan。jinjiezhe，

zhibojiandehuamianshunjianjietong——shiwodeqianzhishexiangtou。jingtouli，shiwocangbai、pibei，

danyanshenyichangbinglengjuejuedelian。wonazheshouji，chizhejiao，zaicizouxiangneishanganggangguanshangdezhuwomen。

qunlishunjiananjingleyimiao，suijishigengjiaxiongyongdeshuaping。dagu：“？？？zhibo？？wanwanniganma？

”erbo：“wanwan，lengjingdian！biechongdong！”jiujiu：“haizi，kuaiguanle！youshenmehuahaohaoshuo！

”chenming（fengkuang@wo）：“ningwan！！！niganshenme？！guandiao！likeguandiaozhibo！！nitingdaomeiyou？！！

ma——”popoxiesidilidekumasheng，gezhemenbanqingxidichuanlejinlai，yetongguowodeshoujimaikefeng，

haowubaoliuditongbuzhibojilequnlisuoyoudeqinqi。“ningwan！nigeaiqiandaode！nikaizhibo？！

nishiyaobisiwoa！wobuhuole！wojintianjiusizainimianqian！chenming！niguanbuguannixifu？！

wobaiyangnilea！laotianyea，nikaikaiyanba……”woshenxiyikouqi，mengdilakailezhuwodemen。

ketingdeguangxianyonglejinlai。menwai，popolishufenyijiushigangcaineifumoyang，chuanzhesuihuashuiyi，pitousanfa，

zuozaidishang。chenmingzhengdunzaitapangbian，yilianjiaojidishitubatalaqilai。kandaowojuzheshoujichulai，

youqishikandaoshoujipingmushangxianshidezhibohuamianhequnchengyuanliebiaolineixieshuxidetouxiangmingzishi，

popodekuhaoshengxiangshibeiyizhiwuxingdeshouqiazhulebozi，mengdiyezhule。tadeyanjingdengdeliuyuan，

sisididingzhewodeshoujipingmu，lianshangdexuese“shua”diyixiatundeganganjingjing，canbaidexiangyizhangzhi。

zuibaweiweizhangzhe，quefabuchuyidianshengyin。neishiyizhongjizhidezhenjing、nanyizhixin，

yiji……putiangaididexiuchihekongju！tadagaizuomengyemeixiangdao，wobujinfaleshipin，haizhijiekailezhibo！

batadesapodagun、tadexiesidili、tabeidangchangzhuabaohoudesuoyoulangbeibukan，

quanbushishibofangjilesuoyouqinqi！“ma，”wodeshengyinhenpingjing，pingjingdemeiyouyisibolan，

tongguoshoujiqingxidichuandaozhibodelingyiduan，“nibushixiangrangdajiapingpinglima？

nibushishuowozaiqunliwumienima？hao，xianzaidajiadoukanzheni。nishuo，nigangcaizaiyingerfangli，

daodiduiwoerzizuoleshenme？”wobashoujishexiangtou，wenwendiduizhunletaneizhangyinjiduxiufenerniuqudelian。

popoxiangshibeidusheyaoleyikou，shentijuliedizhandouleyixia。tamengdidixiatou，shuangshousisiwuzhulian，

fachuyishengduancuerqilidewuyan：“a——！”ranhouzhenggerenxiangshibengkuile，shentiquansuoqilai，

batoushenshendimaijinxigaili，jianbangjuliedisongdongzhe，quezaiyefabuchuzhiqianneizhonglizhiqizhuangdekuhao，

zhishengxiayizhongjuewangde、yayidewuyan。chenmingyechedishale。takanzhewoshoujishangdezhibohuamian，

youkankandishangbengkuidemuqin，lianshangdebiaoqingcongjiaojibianchenglezhenjing，

youcongzhenjingbianchenglehuangluanheyisi……buyichajuedenaonu？tamengdizhanqilai，

shenshouxiangyaoqiangwodeshouji：“ningwan！nitaiguofenle！kuaiguanle！mashoubulezheige！”wominjiediwanghouyitui，