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《popojiwowubaiwan,haoguantaerzi》shizhuiyundefengzhengxiedeyibenluojixinghenqiangdeshu,gushizhangjietiaoliqingchu,bijiaowanmei。zhujiaoshishenyuehexingzhuzhuyaojiangshudeshi:wozhihaofuyan:「xingxingxing,womenxingxingshizuibangde,shenmedouhui,jintiandadanchangshilexindejineng,zhenlihai,jiangliyiduoxiaohonghua!」hexing……

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woyinzaishuiguodianlibiaoyantushoupiliulian,beiluguodenvshixiangzhong。

tajiwowubaiwan,rangwodangtaerzidenvpengyou,guanjiaotapannihailianainaodeerzi。

zuoweiyiminghegedetishenyanyuan,qianbuqiandewusuowei,zhuyaoshiyoutiaozhanxing。

wodangwanjiubanjinlenvshierzidebieshuli。

ketameigaosuwo,taerzijingshiyulequanchulemingnangaodedingliunanxinghexingzhu!

qichu,hexingzhuduiwozheigetamayingsaidenvpengyoutaidujiqielie,「buguannigenwomadadeshenmezhuyi,nalaidejiwogunhuinaqu。」

houlai,zongyijiemushang,wojiabanhexingzhudezhuli,quebeitalenglianxiangdai。

worenwukerendihoudao:「laozishudaoshan!」

hexingzhuputongyisheng,dangzhequanwangguanzhongdemianguixia,niezheerduodashengdao:「laopowocuole!」

观众朋友:握草?

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wotizhexinglixiangjianburufeidikuashanglouti,yidayanjiukandaoluozheshangshenshuiyanxingzhong,chouzhezhangliancongwoshilizouchulaidenansheng。

tamizheyanchaowozheibiankanlaiyiyan。

wozhalezhayan,xinzangdouloutiaolebanpai。

neiweinvshimeigenwoshuotaerzijingranshiyulequanchulemingnangaodedingliunanxinghexingzhua!

「nishishei?」hexingzhujingtidikanzhewo。

wopataxiayimiaojiubaojingshuowosichuangminzhai,ganjinjieshidao:「nihao,woshinimajinizhaodenvyou,wojiaoshenyue,zheiduanshijianwohuiyizhigenzheni,zhaogunideqiju,yihouqingduoguanzhao。」

hexingzhunaozhedupidedongzuoyidun,meishuixingdeyanjinglitouzheqingchedeyuchun:「nishuoshenme?」

wozhongfu:「woshuo,woxianzaishininvpengyou。」

「nizaikaiwanxiao?」hexingzhuyanjingdouzhengdale,tayilianhuangmiu。

「meiyoukaiwanxiao,bieshudemimahaishininmuqingaosuwode。」

hexingzhuyitingwoshitamaanpaide『wodi』,lianseshashijiubianle,tayanshenlenglexiaqu,taiduelie:「buguannigenwomadadeshenmezhuyi,ni,nalaidejiujiwogunhuinaliqu。」

ai,zaojiucaidaozheishierbandejiulipu,genghekuangduixianghaishihexingzhu,

wotongdingsitongyimiao,nachushoujijinvshifaleyitiaoxinxi:「furen,zheiwubaiwanwotuijinin,ninyaobuzhaobierenshishiba!」

wubaiwansuiranshiwoyibeizizhuanbudaodejukuan,danwohaixiangduohuojinian。

hexingzhudepiqibushisheidoushoudelede。

wozhongyumingbaiweishenmenvshiyuanyihuawubaiwanzailubianjizijierzizhaogenvpengyouguanjiaole。

bijingzijiguanjiaodehua,zheiqianyijiachankongpadetiqianbianchengyichanle。

nvshihuixiaoxihenkuai:「jiandaowoerzile?」

「嗯......」

「zheiyangba,shichengzhihouwozaijiniwubaiwan,nixiandangtanvpengyousangeyue,zheiduanshijianjiuyizhigenzheta,bierangtazaigenshenyuegouda,suinizenmezuo,banghuozheda,doumeiguanxi。」

这确定是亲妈吗?

我握了握拳头。

renbukeyijujuewubaiwanliangci!

「haodefuren!dingburushiming!」

xiangjinqianzheyaodewolikehuanshangheaikeqindexiaorong:「zaicijieshaoyixia,woshinidelinshinvyou,shenyue。」

hexingzhunudao:「laozijiaoniguntingbudonga,bielaifanwo!」

我不笑了。

jiuzaihexingzhuyiweiwotuoxieledeshihou,womianwubiaoqingdiyiquantouzazaigebifangjiandemenshang。

「woyegennishuole,zheishiwodegongzuo,zawofanwan,wogennimeiwan。」

hexingzhubeiwozheiquanhedetaishoudangzhulelian。

tayilianjingkongdikanzheaojinquyigekengdemen,houjieqingqinggundongyiquan,huanhuantunyankoushui,zaibuganshuochubangebuzi。

woxiangtazouguoqu,weiweitiaoqitadexiaba,coujintaerbianshuo:「guai,woxihuantinghuadenanpengyou,haiyou,guaihaizibunengshuozanghua,xianzaiqujiwoshoushiyijianfangjianchulai,woyaoshuixiangyangde。」

hexingzhufanbodehuadaolezuibian,kandaowobeiwoniewandexinglixianglaganhou,youyanlehuiqu。

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