zaifuyangdexiaozixuandebixia,《popoliushisuideyunxiang,shiwoxinkoudedao》miaohuilelinxiufangchengyudechengzhangyufendou。linxiufangchengyuyilujinglilekunanhecuozhe,quecongweifangqizhuixunzijidemengxiang。tongguoyuneixindezhandouheyuwaijiedechongtu,linxiufangchengyuzhujianjiandinglexinnian,bingqudelehuihuangdechengjiu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanqishiyugandong,zanbushishuohaozanshibukaolvhaizima?”wowangyaohelisaishuomingshu,touyebutai:“zuijinzongjuedelei,yishengshuodiaolixiashentimeihuaichu,nibieduoxiang。”tadingzhewo……bijiangchudongduzhedexinling。
liushiwusuidepoposhuohuaileertai,wokukoupoxinquanta:“ma,ninzheisuishutaidale,shengxialaifengxiangao,
jialiyejingbuqizheteng。”jiuyinweizheihua,wochenglegongpoyanlipanzhetamenduanhoudeeren。
houlailaogongtiantiangenlaoliangkouchao,shuoyanghaiziyalida,jianglaishangxue、maifangdoushiqian,
chaodaozuihoutazaiwaitouzhaoleren。gongpopawolihunfencaichan,jingzaiwohedepaigutanglixialeyao……zaizhengyan,
wohuidaopoposhuohuaileertaineitian。1.popolinxiufangduanzhewan,kuaizizaicaipanlichuolaichuoqu,
bantianmeijiaqiyikoucai。turantafangxiawankuai,liangzhishouzaiweiqunshangcengleyouceng,
shengyingenwenzihengside:“xiaoyao,ma……mayoule。”wowozhekuaizideshoudunledun。
naozili“weng”deyisheng,wocaijingjuewozhongshengle。linxiufangjianwomeishuohua,lianbiedetonghong,
shengyinfazhan:“wozhidaozheishierhuangtang,nibafeishuozheishilaolaidefu……”“zheishihaoshia。
”woturantaitou,chechugexiaolai,jialekuaipaigufangjintawanli,“mashentidizihao,
zheishilaotianyecidefuqi,gailiuzhe。”linxiufangshoulidekuaizi“danglang”diaozaizhuoshang,yanjingdengdeliuyuan。
liwudegonggongchengjianguotingjiandongjing,diaozheyanjiupaochulai,yanjuandiaozaidishangdoumeijian:“nishuosha?nibufandui?
”gangjinmendechengyuzhenghaozhuangjianzheimu,shoulidegongwenbao“dong”dizazaixiejushang,
xiedoumeihuanjiuchongguolai:“suyaonifengle?madouzheisuishule,shengxialaisheiyang?
jianglaitazhangdawomendoukuailiushile,nalaideliqizhengqian?”wofangxiawankuai,naqizhijincalecazui,
xiaoyimeijian:“bamayuanyisheng,zanmendangxiaobeidegaizhichi。qianbugoujiushengzhehua,zongnengxiangchufazi。
”chengyujidezaiketingzhuanquan,jiaobadibanduodedongdongxiang。linxiufanghechengjianguonikanwowokanni,
zuizhanglebantianmeiheshang,yanliquanshijinghuang——zheigentamenyuxiangdechaofantian、wokuzhenaozhefanduideyangzi,
wanquanbuyiyang。wochuixiayan,xinlilengxiao。qianshiquanduotailuodecansi,zheibeiziwodaoyaokankan,
zheilaolaidezide“fuqi”,nengrangzheijiarenzuodaoshenmedibu。2.chengyudenggongposhuishule,
bawoladaoyangtai,yadishengyinbaoyuan:“nibaitiandaodizaxiangde?haizhenzhichitamensheng?jianglaizheihaizishengxialai,
chihelasanayangbuyaoqian?shangxue、kanbing,quandezanmendoudi。jiefanglinjuzhidaole,
zhibudingbeihouzenmechuozanmenjilianggu。”**zailanganshang,
kanzhelouxiahunhuangdeludeng:“bamameiyueyoutuixiujin,jiaqilaixiaowuqianni,yingfugeyingernaifenqiangoule。
tamenshentikanzheyeyinglang,zijinengdabashou。”“neijianglaini?”tajidetigaolesangmen,
youganjinwuzhuzui,“denghaizishangzhongxue,zanmendousishiduole,tajiehunmaifangdeshihou,
zanmenpashidoubaosunzile,nayounengliguan?”“neishitamendeshi,dangchufeiyaosheng,jiugaizijixiangzhe。
”wopietayiyan,“niyaoshijuedebutuo,zijiqugenbamashuoa。”chengyulianzhangdetonghong,
cuozheshoubuhangsheng。woxinlimingjingside,tajiushixiangrangwodangerenququan,tazijizaipangbiandanghaoren,
liangtouluohao。congneitianqi,woduolegexinyan。chengyuzuijinzongduozhewojiedianhua,shoujipingmuduizhezhuomiankouzhe。
youtianchentaxizao,wopieleyantawangzaishafashangdeshouji,yigemeibeizhudehaomatiaochulai,
pingmushangxianshi“gangdaojia?”,wangshangfanlefan,zheihaomazuijinsantianlianxileqihui,
shijiandouzaiwanshangshidianyihou。wobudongshengsebashoujifanghuiyuanwei,xinlilengxiao。
qianshitajiushizheishihougoudashangwaimiandenvren,zheibeizidaoshiyidianmeigai。yehao,zhenghaorangwozhuagexianxing。
3.gongpoquyiyuanchanjian,bchaoshichulai,yishengnazhebaogaodanzhiyaotou,
lazhelinxiufangshuo:“ninzheinianjitaidale,haiyougaoxueyahetangniaobing,jixuhuaixiaqufengxiantaigao,
darenhaizidouweixian,jianyizhongzhirenshen。”linxiufangdangjijiuzhale,yi**zuozaizhenshidishang,
paizhedatuikuhao:“nimendangyishengdezenmezheimelengmo!zheishiyitiaominga!woshentihaodehen,
pingshaburangwosheng?”tanaozheyaozhaoyiyuanlingdao,shuoyishengzhouta,chaodezoulanglirendouweiguolaikan。
chengjianguozaipangbianlayelabuzhu,zuihouhaishilingdaoguolaidayuanchang,caisuanbataquanzou。huidaojia,
chengyugangxiabanjinmenjiutingshuolezheishi,bagongwenbaowangshafashangyishuai:“maninnengbunengbiezheimeguzhi?
yishengdoushuoyouweixianle,ninfeiyaozhetengsha?”linxiufangdengzheta,xiongkouzhiqifu:“wozheteng?
woshixiangjichengjialiugehou!nizhengtianjiuzhidaopahuaqian,nadongdangmadexinsi?dengwobainianle,
duogedimeibangchennibuhaoma?”chengjianguoyezaiyipangbangqiang,kezheyandaiguozishuo:“nimashuodedui,
zheihaizibixuliuzhe,zanmenjiahainengchazheidianqian?”chengyubeiyedeshuobuchuhua,zhuanshenjinlewoshi,
“peng”dishuaishangmen。ketingli,linxiufanghaizainiantaozijiduoburongyi,chengjianguoshibushiyingheliangju,
wozuozaipangbianmeihangsheng,xinliqingchu,zheicaizhishigekaishi。4.dengchengyushangbanqule,
wocongbaolimochuzaojiuzhunbeihaodejianchabaogao,wanggongpomianqianyifang,guyihongzheyanquanshuo:“bama,
qishi……wogenchengyuyizhimeiyaohaizi,shiyouyuanyinde。”linxiufangnaqibaogao,yanjinghuadaobijianshang,
yigeziyigezidinian:“……wujingzheng,ziranshouyunjilvweiling……”tashouyidou,baogaopiaodaodishang,
renwanghoudao,chengjianguoganjinfuzhuta,zijinaqibaogaokan,zuichunduosuozheshuobuchuhua。“yishengshuo,
chengyuzheiqingkuanghennanzhi。”wodixiatou,shengyindaizhekuqiang,“benlaibuxiangshuode,panimenzheji。
xianzaimahuaile,daoshi……daoshijichengjialiuletiaogen。”laoliangkouxiangzaoleleiji,lengzaineierbantianmeidongjing。
guolehaoyihuier,linxiufangturanzhuazhuwodeshou,yanliyouhongyouliang:“xiaoyao,zheibaogao……shizhende?
”wodiandiantou,congkoudailitaochuzhanghuayandandiguoqu:“zheishishangzhoufuchadejieguo,yishengshuomeixiwangle。
”chengjianguodunzaidishang,yandaiguozidiaozaijiaobian,mengdiyipaidatui:“nanguai!nanguainimenbusheng!
zheihaizibixubao!shuoshayedebaoxialai!”linxiufangmozheyanlei,youkuyouxiao:“laotianyouyana!
wojiushuozheitailaideqiao!xiaoyao,zheishiqianwanbunengrangchengyuzhidao,taneipiqi,zhidaolehaibudekuale?
”“wodong。”wobangtacalecayanlei,xinlianxi,lianshangquezhuangdechenzhong,“wohuimanzhede,
nimenanxinyangtaijiuxing。”kanzhetamenliangzhongxinzuozhileyaoban,
yanlineiguziyaobaohaizidejingbizhiqianzuleshibei,wozhidao,zheibuqizouduile。5.chengyuxiabanhuilai,
kanjianwochuangtoujushangfangzhexinmaideyesuanhediaolizhongyao,meitouyixiazhouqilai:“nimaizheixiegansha?
zanbushishuohaozanshibukaolvhaizima?”wowangyaohelisaishuomingshu,touyebutai:“zuijinzongjuedelei,
yishengshuodiaolixiashentimeihuaichu,nibieduoxiang。”tadingzhewokanlebantian,yanshenliquanshihuaiyi,
keyoutiaobuchucuochu,zhinengxingxingdiquzuofan。guoleliangtian,
woguyibatiaomoshengpaizidejinshouliandiuzaixuanguanjushang。chengyuhuanxieshipiejian,lian“shua”dibaile,
ganjinchuaijindouli,huitouduiwoxiao:“jinimaidejingxi,haimeilaidejibaozhuang。”woxinlilengxiao,
mianshangquezhuangdejingxi:“shima?duoshaoqiana?bieluanhuaqian。”tazhizhiwuwushuobuchujiage,
zhuanshenjiuwangcesuozuan,shoujisuishourengzaileshafashang。wojibuzouguoqunaqishouji,zhiwenjiesuogangdakai,
neigemeibeizhudehaomajiufalaixiaoxi:“shoulianxihuanma?xiacidainiqutiaozuanjie。”wangshangfanliaotianjilu,
lugudeqinghualijiazhetamendejihua——xiantoutouzhuanzoucunkuan,zaiweizaowoqianzidejietiao,
dengfangziguohujiugenwolihun,rangwojingshenchuhuhaibeizhezhai。shoujichadiancongshoulihuachuqu,
woshenxiyikouqibaliaotianjilujietu,zaibashoujifanghuiyuanwei。chengyuguozheyujinchulaishi,
wozhengzuozaishafashangxuepingguo,daomianfanshedeguanghuangdetabugankanwo。woyaolekoupingguo,tianweilidaizhese。
kanlai,shishihourangtamende“jingxi”,zaodianduixianle。6.chengyushuogongsianpaiqulinshichuchasantian,
shoushixinglishi,wopiejiantaxiangzilisailejianmeijianguodeqinglvtxu。tayanshenduoshan,shuotongshiqihongmaide。
womeichuopo,zhidandanshuoyilushunfeng。tazoudediertian,wozaitawangguandeyunxiangceli,
shuadaolehaibianjiudiandehezhao——talouzheneigenvren,xiaodeciyan。wotuichuxiangce,bashoujifanghuiyuanwei,
gaizuofanzuofan,gaijigongpoxiyifuzhaozuobuwu。disantianxiawu,shoujituranxiang,laidianxianshishijiaojingdadui。
wojieqi,guyianxiamiantijian,shengyindiaodaliangge。“qingwenshichengyudejiashuma?tazaigaosushangchulechehuo,
xianzaizhongshanghunmi,zhengzaishiyiyuanqiangjiu,nimenganjinguolai。”ketinglishunjiananjing。
linxiufangshoulidemaoxiantuan“gulu”gundaodishang,tayanjingyifan,zhitingtingwanghoudao。chengjianguohuangmangqufu,
jiaoxiabeimaoxianbanleyixia,“kaca”yishengcuixiang,tabaozhetuidaozaidishang,tengdezhihengheng。wojuzheshouji,
tingzheneitoujiaojinghaizaishuoshiguzerenrending,muguangsaoguodaozaidishangdelaoliangkou。linxiufangliansecanbai,
zuichunfazi;chengjianguoetoumaohan,wuzhexigaidongdanbude。wogualedianhua,meishangqianfu,yemeihanjiuhuche。
chuangwaidefengguanjinlai,xiandongzhuojiaodechanjianbaogao。zheidagaijiushiming,qianshitamenqianwode,
zheibeizizhengyidiandianhaihuilai。7.linjutingjiandongjingpaoguolai,qishoubajiaobalaoliangkousongjinyiyuan。jizhenshili,
linxiufanggangxingjiuhunshenfadou,xueyajideshuzibiaodaoyibaiba。
yishengnazhehuayandantanqi:“huaiyunjiashangqingxujidong,xueyajiangbuxialai,haoduoyaobunengyong,shizaiweixian。
yaobu……haishikaolvyixiazhiqiandejianyi?”wopudaobingchuangbian,zuanzhetadeshoudiaoyanlei:“ma,
ninkedetingzhua!chengyuhaizaiqiangjiu,ninyaoshizaichushi,chengjiakejiuzhenwanle!zheihaizishichengjiadegen,
nindeweitabaozhongziji。”linxiufangyanjingyideng,tuikaiwodeshouhouyisheng:“sheigandongwodehaizishishi!
wosiyeyaobatashengxialai!”shuozhejiuyaobashuyezhen,hushilandoulanbuzhu。zheibianzhengnaozhe,
chengjianguoneibianyouchulejieguo。xigaiguzhedepianzigangchulai,xiongpianyouchachuwenti,
yishengbawojiaodaobangongshi:“laorenfeiaiwanqi,yijingkuosanle,zuiduohaiyoubannian。
”wonazhezhenduanshuzoudaobingfangwai,tingjianlimianlinxiufanghaizaigenyishengchao,chengjianguotangzaigebichuang,
wuzhezuikesou,tanlidaizhexuesi。fengcongzoulangchuanghuzuanjinlai,chuidewoshoulidezhihuahuaxiang。womolebalian,
bayanleibiehuiqu——zheirizi,guoranyuelaiyue“renao”le。8.chengyuhaizaizhongzhengjianhushimeixing,
jiaojingneibianshuozhaoshisijiquanze,peichangkuandagainengyouqibashiwan。wonazheyiyuancuikuandanzoujinbingfang,
yanquanhonghongde,shengyinfaya。“ba,ma,”wobadanzifangzaichuangtoujushang,
“yishengshuojinkoubaxiangyaoxiaoguohao,jiushigui,wogenbaoxiangongsidatingle,peichangkuanxialaihou,
xianjinzhejibazhiai,qingzuihaodezhuanjiahuizhen,qianbugouwozaixiangbanfa。”chengjianguohunzhuodeyanjingliangleliang,
kezheshuo:“xiaoyao……weiqunile。”linxiufangquefanlegebaiyan,meihaoqidishuo:“renhaimeixingni,
nidaoxiansuanjiqipeichangkuanle?chengyuyaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan,zheiqiandeliuzhejiwoyanghaizi,tayigekuaisideren,
huaneiyuanwangqiangansha!”“maninzenmeshuozheihua?”wohongzheyankuang,shengyinfazhan,“bashichengyudeqindie,
nayoujiansibujiudedaoli?zaishuozheiqianbenjiushichengyuyongminghuanlaide……”“shenmeyongminghuanlaide?
tahaimeisini!”linxiufangmengdizuoqilai,duzitingdelaogao,“wokannijiushipanzhetasi,
haodutunzheibiqian!”chengjianguoqidechuichuang:“nigefengpozi!hushuobadaosha!xiaoyaoshihaoxin!”“haoxin?
tashixiangrangnibaqianhuaguang,wogenhaizihexibeifengqu!”linxiufangjianzhesangzihan,“wobuguan,
zheiqianbixufenwoyiban,buranwojiuqubaoxiangongsinao!”wo“tongxin”ditanlekouqi,zhuanshenzouchubingfang。
gangdaozoulangjintou,jiutingjianlimianchaodegengxiong,chengjianguomalinxiufangzisi,linxiufangzhoutazaosi,
liangrenhuxiangjieduan,bazangzaixinlidesuanjiquandoulechulai。**zaiqiangshang,tingzhelimiandedongjing,
zuijiaogouqiyisilengxiao。9.yiyuandedianhuadalaishi,wozhengzaijichengjianguoweizhou。hushishuochengyuqiangjiuwuxiao,
lingchensandianzoude。wofangxiashaozi,pingjingdishuo:“zhidaole。”gualedianhua,
zhuantouduidengzheyandelaoliangkoushuo:“chengyumeile。”qubinyiguanneitian,gongzuorenyuanyinwoqujianzuihouyimian。
wozhanzaitingshijianmenkou,yaoleyaotou:“buyongle,zhijiebanhuohuaba。”tamenlengleyixia,
dagaimeijianguozheimegancuidejiashu。wozaiquerendanshangqianzi,bijianhuaguozhiye,meibandianyouyu。qianzishi,
jingchazhenghaoguolai,dishengshuo:“genchengyuyiqichushideneigenvdeyemeile,shenfenzhengdengjijiaolina,
womenchale,genchengyuqueshishiqingrenguanxi。”wo“ng”leyisheng,jieguohuizhidan。jingchakanzhewo,
yuyanyouzhi,dagaijuedewotailengmo。ketamennazhidao,zheilengmolizangzheduoshaoqianshidehen。xuanguhuiheshi,
wozhijiezhilejutaizuidicengneige:“jiuyaozheige,zuibianyide。”gongzuorenyuanbaolejia,yibaier,
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