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popomenwaiyourenqiaosuo，laogongxiaoqingmeifeishuoshiezuojuzheibuxiaoshuodezhujiaoshi luyiliuruyanzhangtongtong，popomenwaiyourenqiaosuo，laogongxiaoqingmeifeishuoshiezuojugushiqingjiejingdiandangqihuichang，zhuyaojiangdeshinihaishirenma？”mianduiwoqixuedezhiwen，luyiqueyilianwusuoweidexiaole：“zhangtongtong，youshenmebuduima，……

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lvyoulushang，woturanshoudaolepopodeqiujiutupian，tongjifanzhengzaiqiaotademensuo。woxiangganjinhuiqujiupopo，

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jiuzaiwogandaobeixingfuhuanraoshi，laogongquechenwoshuizhe，jiangwo**rengzaixueshandingshang。wobeidongdeyanyanyixishi，

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woxiaole：“ruyanzhenlihai，yiyanjiukanchulaishiaihechengde。”tingdaowozheiyangshuo，

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wokanxiangtamen：“xiacheba。”luyilengzhule，tazhoumeihoudao：“zhangtongtong，nishenmeyisi。

”“wobuxiangquxueshanle，duikanliuxingyemeiyouxingqu，nimenlianggequba，pangbianjiuyoudaba，

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”“wodoushuoleneishiaitexiao，shijiade，niweishenmexiangxinnimaneigelao**deezuoju，doubuxinwo？

”luyixiache，yehenhenhaozhewodetoufashuodao：“**，jingranbuxiangxinruyan，xinbuxinwodasini！

”“nimamenkou，ruguozhenyou**fan，nimabudeshuangfeilea，nihaishibiehuiqudaraotadehaoshile。

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”kanzhetazheifubuyaoliandeyangzi，woqifendehoudao：“luyi，chufaqian，

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nimanzhewodaishanglexiaoqingmeiliuruyan，xianzai，haixiangrangwojinimendangmianfeisijihetikuanji？

”“tianxianayouzheimebianyideshi，zheishiwodeche，wominglingnimen，ganjinxiache！”sheizhi，

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woganggangbofangde，shiniguangzhehewo**deshipin！”“ruguonibuguaiguaisihouwoheruyandaoxueshan，

wojiubazheixieshipin，quanfadaowangshangqu，rangsuoyourendoukankan，nizheigebiaomianzhengjingdenvren，

sidixiajiujingyouduo**！”2kandaoluyijingranyongsimishipinweixiewo，wocaifajue，yanqiandezheigenanren，

biwoxiangdehaiyaoedu。wonanyizhixindewendao：“luyi，woshinideqizia，

nizenmenengbawodesimishipinfadaowangshang？nijiushigechusheng！”luyixiangshitingdaoleshenmetiandadexiaohua，

xianedepeilewoyikou：“qizi？zhangtongtong，nijuedenipeima？”“wobenlaijuedenibashilaozong，

rangwozuoletagongsidezongjingli，youkannipiaoliangcaimianqiangqudeni，sheizhidaonizaichuangshanggentiaosiyuyiyang，

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jiaoxiaodao：“yige，wozheicichulaiwan，teyidailexinmaidetunvlangzhanpao，jintianwanshang，

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”wowojinquantou，gaosuziji，haohanbuchiyanqiankui，chenmozheshangleche。chezizaiciqidong，

chaozhexueshandefangxiangchufa，yilushang，wodouzaifengkuangsikao，jirantamenxiangquxueshan，

neiwojiubatamensongdaodifanghaole，daoshihousuibianzhaogeliyou，daizaicheli，

jiunengrangluyiheliuruyanquxueshansongmingle。fanzhengbei**fanqiaosuodeyebushiwoma，wobujizhehuiqujiuren，

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luyibunaifandejietong。xiayimiao，popokongjudeshengyinchuanlai：“tongtong，nizenmehaimeilaijiuwoa，

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”luyixiandianhuadaraoletaheliuruyandeqinmi，zhengzaiqitoushang，genbenmeitingchushizijiqinmadeshengyin，

tahoudao：“nigelaobuside，chaoshenmechao！”“yongaipianrenhaishangyinleshiba，gaosuni，lao**，

zaidadianhua，danwuwoheruyanqukanliuxingyu，wojiuzhaozhende**fanshouzainimenkou，haohaopeiniwanwan！

”popoqidehunshenfadou：“erzi，nibulaijiuwo，haimawoshilao**，nikanqingchu，woshiniqinmaa！

”“gun，nigelaobuside，haiganzichengshiwoqinma，wokemeiyounizheiyangdema，

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”“wangshangshuozheigejiudianshiwanghongdakadi，fangjianliyouxingkongding，haiyoushineiyongchi，yiwanshangzhixuyaoshiwan，

womenjinwanjiuzhuzheilihaobuhaoma！”luyikanleyiyan，xiangdoumeixiangjiuminglingdao：“zhangtongtong，tingjianmei，

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yuanbendasuanzhijiebatamensongdaoxueshansongsi，wokebuxiangrangtamenzhushenmejiudian，wanyiyoubianguzenmeban？

xiangdaozhei，woyilianweinandeshuodao：“wokalimeiyouzheimeduoqian，womenhaishizhijiequxueshanba！

”“bumabuma，yige，woyidingyaozhu！”liuruyanduzhezuisajiao，luyichensipianke，

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womendefangfeibujiuyoule？”3xiayimiao，liuruyanyegegexiaodao：“duiya，tongtongjie，nishencaizheimehao，

tiaoqilaiyidingyouhenduorendashangde，weilewoheyigenengzhushanghaohuajiudian，nijiuxishengyixiama！

”kanzhetamenerrenyichangyihe，jingranzhendedasuanrangwochuanzheneizhongbukanrumudeyifu，zaijiudianmenkoutiaowu，

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nihaishirenma？”mianduiwoqixuedezhiwen，luyiqueyilianwusuoweidexiaole：“zhangtongtong，youshenmebuduima，

nengweiruyanzhengdaofangfei，shiniderongxing，biejilianbuyaolian！”“jiushi！”liuruyanyiweizheluyi，

shifendeyi：“worangnitiaoshikandeqini，biezaizheierzhuangqinggao，gangcaiyigeshoujili，nibushijiaodetinghuanma，

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”jianjiudiandejingsexunsudaotui，liuruyanjidedahandajiao。woxiangtingbujianside，jixujiadayoumen，

luyihoudao：“**，nilonglema，meitingdaoruyanshuode，jiudianzaihoumian，ganjinjiwodiaotou！

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dangchuwobaniguanzui，tamenaigejinquchongxingni，haishiwoludexiangni！”“wojinggaoni，

nibulikejiwodiaotouqujiudian，wojiubazheiduanshipinfajinima，nicai，

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zuizhong，wodouzheshengyinshuodao：“nibiefa，wodiaotou！”zaixiayigelukou，wodiaozhuanlefangxiang。jifenzhonghou，

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”womozhezheitaobuliaoshaodekeliandeyifu，xinlisisuozhezenmetaopao。womomocengcengdetuozheyifu，

jinliangduotuoyanhuishijian，zheishi，wokandaoluyiheliuruyanzhengzaihoupaibizheyanjingjinqingyongwen，wozhidao，

shijidaole！womengdituikaichemen，tiaoxiache！“si！”wodetoupituranchuanlaiyizhenjutong，jingkonghuitou，

kandaoleluyixiaodejingsongdelian。4“**，nihaixiangtaopao，xingkuiruyanyanjian，zaojiukandaonidexiaodongzuole！

”wopinmingzhengzha，kehaishibeitahaozhetoufazhuaihuicheshang。suihou，luyidalisichediaowoshenshangdeyifu，

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tayouconghoubeixiangzhaochuyigenshengzi，jiangwodelianggejiaohuaisisibangzaiyiqi，zhiliuxiayidiandiankeyinuodongdekongjian。

tayongliyitui，jiangwotuidaojiudiandamenkou。“ganjinjiwotiao，zhengbugoufangfei，kanwozenmeshoushini！

”woqurudedunxiashen，yonggebopinmingzhedangzhuzijiluzaiwaimiandedahaochunguang。zheishi，

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bijingtuzimeimeiyeshiyaochifande！”tashifendasheng，yindewomianqianhenkuaizhanmanleren。

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”“tiaoyigesaodiandewujigegekankan，gegemanyi，shaobulenidehaochu！”“weibazhendaijing，

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xiaozhehandao：“guangzhanzheyoushenmeyisi，laidiangaonandude，jiyepigeyizimakankan，biaoyandehao，

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butingyaotou：“wobushixuetiaowude，buhuiyizima！”nanrenzuoshijiuyaobaqianshouqilai：“buhui？neisuanle，

meiyisi，zoulezoule！”jianlaobanyaozou，liuruyanjile，huitouehenhendecuiwo：“laobandouyaozoule，

bujiushiyizimama，nikuaiyana！”wojuewangyaotou：“wozhenbuhui，nibiebiwole！

”jianlaobanzhuanshenyaolikai，luyijile，tayanshenyinhendisichudaliang，

turancongpangbiandehuatanbianjianqileyikuaizhuantou。xiayimiao，tagaogaojuqizhuantou，chaozhewodeshuangtui，

henhenzalexialai！“a！”wofachuyishengcanjiao，yanqianyihei，chadianyunguoqu！luyiqueyilianlengmo，

tarengdiaozhuantou，shouyonglibaikaiwoduandiaodeshuangtui，qiangxingzuochuyigebizhide“yizima”！“a！

”wozaicifachuyishengcanjiao，tengchumannaomendehan。zhouweiderendouzhenjingle，

neigejinlianzinanrensihuhenmanyizheizhong“xiaoguo”，haoqidijiangneihouhouyitaqian，rengzailewodejiaobian。

liuruyanxinxiruokuangdejianqiqian，jifenzhonghou，tagaoxingdehebulongzui，baozheluyiqinleyikou。“yige，

zheilizuzuyoushijiwan，womenfadale！”“yige，womenkuaijinquxiangshouhaohuataofangba！

”talouzheluyidegebo，zhengyaojinjiudianhuihuoshi，luyideshouji**turanxiangle。“qingwenshiluyixianshengma，

womenzaizhuabuyige**fanshi，faxianlenimuqindeshiti，jingguochubukancha，

tashengqianzaoshoulezhangshijiandenvedai，zhihouyoubeicanrenfenshi，qingninbingjinkuaiqianlaijingjurenlinghechulihoushi。