duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《popoweiwochiguhui》,shiyouzuozhe“ayao”jingxindazaode,shuzhongdeguanjianjiaoseshichenwenqizhangjiajia,xiangqingjieshao:woyouchaoqiyipangdelinyupentou,pentoukaidaozuida,shuiwendiaozhizuigao,xiaodeyinleng:“gaowenshajun,nimenzuibaneimezang……
第一章
laogongyijiaduiwozuoleyichangfucongxingxunlian。
tamenshalewoyangleshiniandegou,haiyonggoudeguhuiduntangxiangpianwohexiaqu。
wokanzhetanglidehuisezhazishaleyan。
gougoudeguhuiwozuotianyijingmaile。
neiduntangdeguhuiyoushinaerlaide?
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“yitiaochushengeryi,silejiusile,nihaiyaojitamaimudi,womenjiadeqianshidafenggualaidema?”
laogonghuilaideshihou,popozhengpitousanfadetangzaidishangsapodagun。
chenwenqikandaozheiyimu,fangxiabaojiuqufutama。
popoyikan,naotengdegenglihaile,liankudaihao:“era,shimaduibuqini,rangniqulezheimegebaijiadexifujinmen,jiamenbuxinga,wohaiyoushenmelianqujiannizaosidedie!”
chenwenqilianshuodaiquan,caibatamaanfuhao。
dengjinlewoshi,tadelianjiudalalexialai。
“zhangjiajia,nizenmeyourewomashengqile,tanianjidale,nijiubunengrangrangta。”
wotingdeqibudayichulai,shuaishoujiurenglegezhentouguoqu:“chenwenqi,niyiweiwoyuanyigennimachaoa,nizhidaonimashuoshenmema?”
“tashuoerniusilezuihao,busitayeyaozhaogejihuinongsita!”
erniushiwomaqushizhiqiansongjiwodegou,woyangleshinian,bujiuqianzoushi,woxuanshangsanwanzhaota。
houlaigoushizhaodaole,danshiyijingbeigoufanzizhemodemeiduoshaoqile。
wobataconggourouguandaihuilaimeiduojiuerniujiuqushile。
wozaobaerniudangzuojiaren,huohuahouyoujierniumaileyikuaixiaoxiaodemudi,zhunbeibatazangzaineili。
popoyuanbenjiuduierniupoyouweici,tajuedeshierniudecunzaidanwulewogenchenwenqiyaohaizi,youxianqiwozaierniushenshanghualetaiduoqian。
zicongtabanlaiwojia,wogentameishaoyinweierniudeshichaojia。
yitingwojierniumailekuaimudi,popoyixiazijiuzhale。
zaijialidamawoshibaijiajing,youmaerniushichiqiangui,huogaizaosi。
“woyangerniu,huaguonimenjiayifenqianma?nimapingshenmezheimemaerniu!”
buzhidaowodehuachuodaolechenwenqidenagenshenjing,talianyihei:“xinglexingle,womaneitouwohuigentashuode。”
“niyeshi,bujiuyitiaogouma,sidousile,haiweiletajiaohedejialijiquanbuning。”
chenwenqihuameishuowan,woyibazhangjiushanleshangqu。
woqidehunshendouzaifadou:“gun,nijiwogunchuqu!”
chenwenqibeiwodamengle,guolehaoyihuiertacaifengleyiyangchuaifanleyijia,shuaimenerqu:“zhangjiajia,niweileyitiaogoudawo。womashuodemeicuo,**zhenggeyishenjingbing!”
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wogenchenwenqidachaoyijiahouxianrulelengzhan。
tabanquleshufang,zaoshangchifanshizhongzhebanzhanglian,kandaowodeshihouguyiwuzheneizhangliansisidechoulengqi。
wohaimeicongerniuqushideyinyinglihuanguolai,buxiangyemeikonghongta,ziguzidezuoxialaichizaocan。
yipangdepopoxianxintengle,“eraera”dejiaogebuting。
zhidaoshiwodadehoupopoduiwogengshimeiyouhaoliansele。
chenwenqi“aiyou”lebantian,jianwomeiyoufanying,tileyijiaozhuozi:“zhangjiajia,nibudasuangenwodaoqian?”
zhuoshangdezhoubeitadafan,wosuoxingbuchile。
wozhanqishen,shenxiyikouqi:“woguojitianyaochucha,dengerniudeshiqingchuliwanjiuzou,wojuedezheiduanshijianzanliangdouhaohaolengjinglengjingba。”
shuowan,woyebuguanchenwenqigenpopodelianse,linzhebaojiuchuledamen。
zouzailushang,bugenneiyijiazidaizaiyigekongjianli,wocaijuedezijishaoweipingjingledian。
shuoshilengjing,qishishiwoyoudianxianglihunle。
bushiyinweichenwenqiduipopodepiantan,ershitaduierniudetaidu。
erniuduiwoyouduozhongyaochenwenqishizhidaode,genghekuangerniuhaijiuguota。
yaobushierniumaozhebeidasidefengxian,jishizhuaizherengandao,chenqiwenzaoyinweixingengcusichouzaiwulile。
yixiangqierniusihouchenqiwendeneixielengyanlengyu,wodexinlijiuzhibuzhudefaliang。
nandaowozhendexianggenzheimeyigewangenfuyiboqingguaxingderenguoyibeizima?
naodailiyituanluanma,wojiekouchuchachuquduolejitianqingjing,shunbianchuliwanleerniudeshenhoushi。
wotierniuxuanyigexiangyangdegongmu,muqianshidapiandapiandecaodi,weizhiliwobamademudiyebuyuan,woxiangerniuyidinghuixihuande。
buzhidaochuyushenmexinli,wozaierniupangbianjizijiyemaileyikuai。
womomingjuedezijijianglaisihougenchenwenqizangzaiyiqidekenengxingweihuqiwei。
rangerniurutuweianhou,chenwenqijiwodalaileqiuhededianhua。
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chenwenqizaidianhualidisanxiasidedaoqian,bingbiaoshiyidinghuitonggaiqianfei。
daodishifuqi,zaishuozheixienianchenwenqiduiwoqueshihaisuanbucuo。
sijici,wohaishiruanlekouqi。
huidaojialideshihou,chenwenqiyinqindejieguowodebao:“laopo,huilaile,qianjitiandeshiwobuguainile,bijingerniusilenixinqingbuhaoyeshiqingyoukeyuande。”
tahualideyinyangguaiqirangwobuzijuedezhoumei。
meidengwofabiao,popoqinqinreredeyingleshanglai:“jiajiahuilaile。”
chenwenqidebiaoxianwohaikeyilijie,danshipopodetaiduqueshirangwoqileyixin。
bijingzicongtalaiwomenjiazhihou,jiuzongjuedewoshigebaijianiangmen,yitiantiandejiuzhidaohuatamenlaochenjiadeqian,duiwojiumeiyouguohaolianse。
jintianzheitaidukeweishikaitianpiditouyizao,woxinxialikecunlejifentifang。
popobawoladaozhuobian,fanzhuoshangyijingbaihaolefan。
wodayanyisaojiubianlelianse。
caixidaoshifengfu,zhishijihuquanshiroucai。
wobaerniuconggourouguanlijiuchulaideshihou,tashenshangmeijikuaihaoroule,youxiedifanggengshishangkejiangu。
yincizheiduanshijianwoyizhizaichisu,kanjianroujiuhuixiangqixianxuelinlideerniu。
jiandaozheizhuocaideyishunjian,woweiliyizhenfanyong。
popozhuangdegenshenmedoubuzhidaoyiyang,duanzheyipenroutangjiufangshanglezhuozi:“jiajiakuaichangchang,mateyijinizuode。”
gaiziyixiankai,baihuahuaderoutanglipiaozheyicenghuimengmengdesuixie,xingnidereqipitougailiandepulewoyilian。
wozaiyerenbuzhu,chongjinweishengjiankuangtuqilai。
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popoduanzheroutangjingenzhewojinlecesuo:“jiajia,niyoushenmebumanchongzhemalai,bienazijideshentikaiwanxiao,mateyijinizuode,haodaichangyikouba......”
这个老**!
tamingmingzhidaowozuijinjianbuderou,guyizhengzheiyichulaiexinwoni。
wotudetaibuqitou,zhinengchoukongcongyafenglituchuzilai:“gun!”
tingdaowoshuotama,chenwenqixianbuleyile,lakaiyilianweiqudepopojiubumandechongworangrang。
“zhangjiajianizenmeshuohuani,womahaoxinhaoyidejinizuofan,niyikoubuchi,haibiaoxianchuzheifuxianqideyangzijisheikan?”
wozuilibutingdewangwaitu,xinliyeoudelihai。
xiangxinchenwenqihuigaidewocaishida**。
chenwenqizhijiehushilewonankandelianse,shanglaijiushiyidunshuchu,yuanwobushihaodai,jingganwushipopodeyifanhaoyi。
popoyezaiyipangkutianhandideshuozijimingku,huodeliantiaogoudouburu。
chenwenqibeipopokudeyufanaonu,naguopoposhoulidewanjiuxiangyingwangwozuilidao。
“nijintianbuheyedehe。”tayanshenyinjiu,kandewoyiguziwuminghuozhiwangshangcuan。
wofeilidetuikaichenwenqi,shuangmuhanhuodenudengzheta。
chenwenqibeiwodengdexinxu,xiayishidehoutuileyibu。
popoyanshenshanleshan,shangqianjibu,jingranzaizheigedangkoukaishicuisheng:“jiajiaa,mazhidaoerniumeilenixinlinanshou,kegousibunengfusheng,batanghele,yanghaoshenti,daoshihoushenggehaizi,bubiyangneixiechushengqiang?”
zheimelipudehuachenwenqijingranhaidianlediantou。
zhenshishikerenshubukeren。
zheimeexinwo,neidajiadoubiexianghaoguo。
wochongdaoshuilongtouxiajiushiyidunkuangguan。
zaipopogenchenwenqijingkongdemuguangli,woyangqitouduilianggerenjiushiyigesanbailiushiduwusijiaodefengkuangsaoshe。
wogangtuwanyoumeishukou,yiweicanzhahunhezheyidakoushuiyixiaziquandoupendaolelianggerendelianshang。
lianggerenbeiwodeturanfafenghedejinghuangshicuo,baotoushucuan。
popogengshizhangzuijiuxiangmawo,quehulvelewoshigepenshezhanshi。
yizhangzui,jiubeiwomengtuleyidakouhuiwu。
“zhangjiajia,nizheigejian......hui~”
woyouchaoqiyipangdelinyupentou,pentoukaidaozuida,shuiwendiaozhizuigao,xiaodeyinleng:“gaowenshajun,nimenzuibaneimezang,jiuyinggaihaohaoxixi!”
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popogenchenwenqiqiangmatongqiangdaolebanye。
wozaiwoshilifansuolemen,yiyeyiyedefanzhewogenerniudezhaopian。
henduozhaopiandoushichenwenqibangmangpaide。
wogentarenshiyeshiyinweierniu。
neishihouchenwenqizai**zuochongwuyuepai,ganghaoshierniuliusuideshengri,wozaiwangshangzhaodaoleta。
yuedinghaopaisheneitian,woyoushiquwanlebangexiaoshi,congcongganguoqudeshihoujiukanjianchenwenqidunzaicaodishang,zhoubianshouzhejizhiliulanggou,chenwenqizhengjitamenfengoulianggenlingshi。
jiandaowo,tapoyouxiebuhaoyisidenaolenaotou:“zhang**,jierniudaideliwuwomeirenzhu,doufenjizheixiexiaojiahuole。”
yangguangzhenghao,weifengchuiqitadebaichenshan,woyixiazijiuxindongle。
houlaideshiqingshuidaoqucheng,wogenchenwenqijiaowang,dinghun,jiehun。
hunlishangerniuchongdanglewomendehuatong,chenwenqicongerniubeishangnaqijiezhishixiaoshengdunangleyiju:“erniu,yihouwojiushinibabale,wohuihaohaoduinigenmamade。”
kehoulaichenwenqidetaidujiubianle。
taxianqijializongshihuiyougoumao,xianqizongshiyaochoushijianxialouquliuliuerniu,xianqierniuzongshihuiyaohuaitadedongxi,xianqierniuchidetaiduo......
zheizhongqingkuangzaigonggongqushipopobanlaiwojiahougengjiabianbenjiali。
neiduanshijianerniuzongshimenmenbule,lianzuiaidefeipanyouxidouwujingdacai。
xianzaiwocaizaipopogenchenwenqimianduierniulishineimoranyouedudetaidulifanyingguolai,dayueshilianggerenchenzhewogongzuomangbuzaijiadeshihounvedaierniule。
popogenchenwenqioutudeshengyintouguoqiangbiciqibifudechuanguolai,xiangshiyiqumeimiaozangge。
wozaitamendeganoushenglinandeshuileyigehaojue,zhidaochenwenqijianjiaozhepaixianglewodefangmen:“jiajia,kuaichulai,machushile!”
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popobeijinjitaishanglejiuhuche。
jiuhucheli,poposhangtuxiaxie,nongdechelidoushiyiguzinanwendeguaiwei。
kuaidaoyiyuanshi,tamiansecanbai,liangyanyifan,chediyunleguoqu。
zuowanjianchahou,yishengzhouzhemeikaikou:“huanzhexiangshishiwuzhongdu,tajintianyouchishenmedongxima?”
chenwenqilianyixiaziheile,taxiangqizijiyanxiaqudeoutuwu,henbudezaiqutuyichang。
daodishirenmingguantian,woyegubushangneixiejuyu,zhijietancheng:“chileyixieoutuwu。”
yishengfanyingguolaiwoshuodeshenmehouchadianhuichulai,danzhiyecaoshouhaishirangtabiezhule。
wotankaishouyilianwunai:“zheishitadegerenaihao,womenzuoxiaobeideyebuhaolanzhe。”
yishengkanxiangpopodeyanshendoubuduile,tashenxiyikouqi:“haiyoushenmema,huanzhexiaohuadaochuxueyanzhong,erqietineihuaxuewuzhichaobiao,butaixiangshidanchundechineixiedongxizaochengde。”
wosongsongjian,neiwojiubuzhidaole。
yipangdechenwenqilianseturanyibian,zhizhiwuwudebuganshuohua。
yishengpieletayiyan,kukoupoxindequan:“womenyeyaozhunquelejiebingrendebingyincainenggenghaodeduizhengxiayao,xiaohuozi,huibingjiyikebuhao。”
chenwenqiyouyulebantian,zuihouhaishishebudetamasi,yanyibitanbaile:“womahaiheleyixieroutang。”
yishenghuyidekanletayiyan:“jiuzheixie?”
chenwenqizuokanyoukanjiushibugankanwo,tuntuntutudekaikou:“bushi,neixieroutanglihaiyouyixieguhui。”
yishengdoujingdaile,tabukezhixindekaikou:“nimenchizheixiedongxiganma,buzhidaolimiankenenghuicancunxijunbingdu,duirentiyouhaia,haiyousheichile,ganjingaosuwo。”
chenwenqilianlianbaishou:“meiyou,womeichi,jiuwomazijichile。”
“routangshixiawuwomayonggouguhuidunde,benlaidasuanjiwoxifuchi,houlaifashengleyidianzhengzhi,woxifubuxiangchi,womapageyiwanshanghuaile,tuganjingzhihoujiubaneiyipendouchile。”
“woweikoubuhao,jiumeipeng。”
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yishengjiaodailejijujiaofeigenshoushushiyijiuyilianhuaiyirenshengdezoule。
gujitayemeijianguozheimeqipadeyinshixiguan,aichioutuwuyouaichiguhui,yankanzhejiuchameichishile。
chenwenqibugankanwo,jucubuandezuanzheyidaduidanjuruoruodehan:“jiajia......”
handewozhenxiangzaitutayilian。
wonuliyazhizhuneixindenuyi,yaozheyakaikou:“guhuinalaide?bushuozanliangjiulihun!”
qishiwoyijingcaidaole,danshihaishixiangqinertingdaorangzijisixin。
jianwotidaolelihun,chenwenqiputongjiuguixiale。
“laopo,nibieshengqi,woshuo,wodoushuo。”
congchenwenqijiejiebabadejieshiliwonongmingbaileqianyinhouguo。
shiqinggenwoxiangdedachabucha。
骨灰是二妞的。
poposhuochenwenqijiaochongwotaiguo,zongdewopadaotamentoushanglashi,lianpopodouganma,laogongdouganda,yaorangwochigejiaoxun。
“weilezhichusheng,naodejiazhaibuning。”
“tabushijinguineizhichushengma,neijiurangtabachushengdeguhuichixiaqu,yeshenglemaimudideqianle。”
“yigexiaoyatoupianzi,yegangenpopolaogongjiaoban,zheiciyidingyaohenhenzhizhita,wokantayihouhaiganbugangenwozuodui!”
wotingdenuhuozhongshao,woshuozheigelaoyaoponeitianzenmeneimehaoxinjiwozuofanni,ganqingzaizheidengzhewoni。
chenwenqihaixiangtipopozhaobu:“jiajia,wojuedewomashuodeyemeishenmecuo,niyinianyaozaierniushenshanghuajiwankuaiqian,womeishuoshenmeba。erniumeile,nihaiyaozaitashenshanghuaqian,youyaozuihaodehuozanglu,youtiaozuihaodeguhuihe,haiyaomaimudi,wobasideshihoudoumeizheigedaiyuni。”
chenwenqimeizhuyidaowoyuelaiyueheidelianse,haiyueshuoyuelaijingle:“nishuoshuoni,renbubichushengzhongyao,naochengzheiyang。zheijianshiganjinfanpian。buranjiutingwomade,niyaozhenjuedegudan,zanliangshenggehaizipeini,zheiduohaoa。”
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