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zheiben《popozhibowojiejian，wofanshoushuabaotaheika》xiaoshuojiangshulezhurengonglinyazhizhoumingyuandegushifeichanghaokan，shuhuangdexiaohuobanmenkanguolai！xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanyanzhongshanguomingxiandeleranhegongjing：“nvshininzhenyouyanguang，neishiwomenpinpaidezhendianzhibao，quanqiu**yijian，……

精彩章节

shoujipingmudeguangcideyanjingteng，linyazhineizhangbaoyangdeyidelianduizaijingtouqian，

shengyintiandefani：“jiarenmenkana，zheijiushiwoerxifuningrou，duohuiguorizi，

yigefangbianmianhaiyaobaichengliangbanzhu！”woniezhekuaizi，zhijianfabai。

guolifangunzhedefangbianmiankuaisanfazhelianjiadexiangqi，reqixundewoyanjingyoudianse。zheibushidiyicile。

zicongtamishangzhibo，wozheige“qinjianchijia”deerxifujiuchengletazhibojianliboyanqiudegudingdaoju。jiejian？

he，buguoshizhoumingyuan，woneigemabaozhangfu，meiyuekousoujiwodeneidianshenghuofei，

zhigoumaidazhechulidecaiyezi。“rouroua，”linyazhibashoujijingtouyouwangwomianqiantuiletui，

henbudesaijinguoli，“gendajiafenxiangyixia，

nishizenmezuodaoyigeyuezhihualiangqiankuaihainengbajialidalidejingjingyoutiaode？

shibushimaiyifudouqupinxixijiukuaijiubaoyouya？”danmufeikuaigundong。【wa！popohaofuqi！

】【zheixifuzhenxianhui，biwojianeigebaijianiangmenqiangduole！】【liangqian？zaiyixianchengshi？pianguiba！

】【kendingshijuben！zuodengdalian！】wochelechezuijiao，lianjiaxiaodoulandeji。taiyankanxianglinyazhi，

tazhengdeyidichongzhepingmufeiwen，shouzhishangneikeshuodadezuanjiezaidengguangxiahuangderenyanhua。

neishiwohezhoumingyuanjiehunshi，tadainilesuishoudiujiwo，beiwosuojinchoutizuishenchudedongxi。naoziliwengwengxiang，

quanshitazuotianxiawuzaidianhualijiankedeshengyin：“ningrou，niyebukankanzijishenmechushen？

jiajinwomenzhoujiashigaopan！mingyuandeqianbushidafenggualaide，shengzhedianhua！biexueneixieyanpiziqiande，

zhengtianjiuzhidaomaimaimai！re，zheizhangkajini，jialiyingjiriyong，mimashimingyuanshengri，shengzhedian！

”dangshitasaiguolaide，shiyizhangtongtiqihei、meiyourenheyinxingbiaozhidekapian，chendiandiande，

daizhebinglengdejinshuzhigan。woyiweishineizhongedujididechaoshigouwuka，suishoujiuchuaijinlejiuqianbaodejiaceng，

meizailihui。“ma，”wofangxiakuaizi，shengyinganbabade，“miankuaituole。

”linyazhilikeqiehuanchengcimumoshi，duizhejingtouxiao：“aiya，nimenkanzheihaizi，jiuzhidaochi，

yidianqingqudoumeiyou。xingxingxing，mabudaraonichifanle。jiarenmendiandianguanzhua，mingtiantongyishijian，

jixukanwoerxifude‘shengqian’miaozhao！”tayiyousuozhidiqiangdiaole“shengqian”lianggezi。

zhibojianguanbideshunjian，talianshangdexiaoronglikexiaoshi，pielewoyiyan，daizhehaobuyanshideqingmie，

niuzheyaozhihuitaneigezhuanghuangshehuadewoshiqule，liuxiayiwuzifangbianmianweihewodebingleng。

zhoumingyuanwozaiketingshafalidayouxi，toudoumeitai，xianranduitamadezhiboxiyiweichang。

wochenmodilaoqineibankuaizhulandefangbianmian，weitongjiaola。wanshang，tangzaizhuwoneizhanglengbingbingdedachuangshang，

fanlaifuqushuibuzhe。zhoumingyuanzaipangbianhanshengrulei。heianzhong，

baitianlinyazhineizhangxiemansuanjidelianhedanmuliciyandepinglunjiaotishanxian。xinkouduzheyituanhuo，

shaodewowuzangliufudouzaiteng。gaopan？shengzhedianhua？yingjiriyong？guishishenchadi，wopaqilai，

chijiaozoudaoketing，congneigemopolebiandejiuqianbaoli，mochuleneizhangbinglengdeheisekapian。dakaishouji，

xiazaileshoujiyinxingapp。zhuce，bangka。xuyaoshurukahao。jiezhechuangwaiweiruodeguang，

wokanqinglekamianxiafangneipaijixiaodetangjinshuzi。shuru。ranhoushilinyazhijidemima——zhoumingyuandeshengri。

shouzhiyouxiedou。diankai“chaxunyue”。pingmuliangqi，jiazaideyuanquanzhuanlejimiao。ranhou，

yigeshuzitiaolechulai。meiyouxiaoshudian。meiyoudouhaofenge。neizhangzhangdeyichuanshuzi，xiangyidaowushengdejinglei，

henhenpizaiwoyanqian。ge，shi，bai，qian，wan，shiwan，baiwan……qianwan？！womengdiwuzhuzui，

bajihuchongchukoudejinghusisienlehuiqu。xinzangzaixiongqianglifengkuangleigu，zhuangdeleigushengteng。

wofanfuzhalehaojiciyanjing，youtuichuappzhongxindenglujinqu。neichuanshuziyijiuguzhidixianshizaineili。

bushichaoshigouwuka。shiheika。zhenzhengyiyishangde、wuxianedudedingjiheika！linyazhijiwozheizhangkadeshihou，

neiyuqi，neishenqing，huoxiangshishishejiqigaiyigesoumantou！tasuoweide“shengzhedianhua”、“yingjiriyong”，

yuanlaishizaizheizhongtianwenshuzimianqianshuode！tanazhezheizhangkazhiboworuhe“jiejian”，

bawosuzaochengyigejianlajidekelianchong，gongtazhibojiandeguanzhongchaoxiaoxiaoqian！

yigubinglengde、daizhexuexingqidefennushunjianxijuanlequanshen，bigangcaineiwanfangbianmiandailaidehanyigengshenbaibei。

zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin，liuxiajigefanbaideyueyayin。yingjiriyong？xinga。

wodingzheshoujipingmushangneichuanlingrenxuanyundeshuzi，

naozilineigeyizhibeiyayi、bei“dongshi”、“xianhui”biaoqianlaolaofengsideniantou，

zhongyuxiangzhengtuolejiasuodemengshou，paoxiaozhechonglechulai。jiranzheishijiwode“shenghuofei”，

jiranzheishirangwo“yingjiriyong”de，neiwojiubukeqile。wodakaishoujirili，mianwubiaoqingdikaishijihua。

diertianyidazao，linyazhiguoranyouzhunshikaiqilezhibo。tajintianhuanleyishenxiangyuzisedezhensijiajufu，

toufajingxindaliguo，rongguanghuanfa。“jiarenmenzaoshanghaoa！”tashengyinhuankuai，

juzhe**ganzaikuanchangmingliangdeketinglizhuanyou，jingtouteyisaoguojiaoluoneigecadezengliangdelvlajitong，

“xindeyitian，jixudaidajiakankanwomenjiade‘jiejian’shenghuo！shouxian，

daidajiacanguanyixiawomenjiade‘dingjishehua’chufang……”tashuozhe，jiaobuqingkuaidizouxiangchufang。

wozhengzhanzailiulitaiqian，beiduizheta，dongzuohenman。“lailailai，

kankanwoerxifuyouzaijiwomenzhunbeishenme‘shanzhenhaiwei’dezaocan……”linyazhixiaoxixidibajingtouduijin。

wohuanhuanzhuanguoshen，shouliduanzheyigebaiciwan。jingtouqingxidibuzhuodaolewanlidedongxi：banwanbaizhou，

shangmianpiaozhejiligulinglingdemi，pangbianpeizheyixiaocuoheihuhude、kanqilaijiunanyixiayandexiancaigeda。

【pu……zaofanjiuzhei？】【zuotianfangbianmian，jintianxiancaizhou？zheiriziyetaikuleba！】【guoranshijuben！

sheijiatiantianchizheige！】【popojiakanzhehenyouqiana，zenmeduixifuzheiyang？】【loushangdongshenme，

zheijiaohuichijia！】linyazhilianshangshanguoyisiganga，danhenkuaibeixingfenqudai：“aiyarourou，

nizhei……yetaihuiguoledianba？buguoyehao，qinjianshimeidema！”taganxiaoleliangsheng，ganjinbajingtouyikai，

kaishijieshaotaneigejiazhibufeide**deguochuju。wochuixiayan，kanzhewanlineidiankeliandeshiwu，

xinlihaowubolan。taxihuanyan，wojiupeihetayan。zhishiguanzhongmenkandaode“jiejian”，

henkuaijiuhuiyouquanxinde、zhenhandezhujiele。denglinyazhixinmanyizudijieshuzhibo，niuzheyaohuifangbumeirongjuehou，

wolikehuidaozhuwo，fansuolemen。dakaiyiju，limianliaoliaojijianyifu，daduoshiguoshidedazhekuan。

womianwubiaoqingdinachuzuijiudeneijiantxuheyitiaoxidefabaideniuzikuhuanshang，

beishangyigeyonglewunian、bianjiaomosunyanzhongdefanbubao。chumenqian，woteyiqushufang，

baneizhangbinglengchenzhongdeheika，zhengzhongdifangjinlefanbubaozuilimiandejiaceng。zhijianchupengdaokapianbingliangdebiaomian，

xiangchupengdaolejijiangdianrandeyinxin。mudedifeichangmingque——shizhongxinzuigaoduandeneijiagouwuzhongxin。

tajinneijinbihuihuang、lengqikaideshizudedamen，kongqizhongmimanzhegaojixiangfenhejinqiandeweidao，

yuwozheishenxingtougegeburu。daogou**menzhuangrongjingzhi，chuanzhetongyidezhifu，

yanshenjingzhundizaimeiweigukeshenshangsaoguo。dangtamendemuguangluozaiwoshenshangshi，

tingliudeshijianjihukeyihulvebuji，suijidaizhezhiyehuade、danmingxianquefawendudeweixiaoyikai。

wohaobuzaiyi，jingzhizouxiangzhenggeshangchangzuixianyan、dengguangzuicuicandequyu——guojidingjizhubaopinpaideqijiandian。

judadeluodibolichuchuangli，zuanshi、caibao、zhenzhuzaishedengxiashanshuozhebinglengyouyourendeguangmang。wotuikaimen，

menlingfachuqingcuideshengxiang。“ninhao，huanyingguanglin。”yiweizhuangrongyisibugoudenvdaogouyingshanglai，xiaorongbiaozhun，

yanshenfeikuaidisaoguowoquanshen，lveguofanbubaohexijiudeniuzikushi，neixiaorongsihudanleyifen，

danzhiyesuyangrangtabaochizhejibendelimao。“qingwenyoushenmekeyibangnindema？”shengyinwenhe，

dandaizhebuyichajuedejuligan。wozoudaozhongyangzhanjuqian，muguangpingjingdisaoguoneixielingrenzashedebiaojiapai。

liuweishu、qiweishu……neixieshuzifangfozhishibinglengdefuhao。“zheige，”wotaishouzhixiangzhanjuzhengzhongyang，

dengguangjujiaoxia，yitiaoshejijiqijianyuedebojinxianglian，diaozhuishiyikewanmeiqiegedeyuanxingzuanshi，buda，

danchunjingdujigao，huocaijingren。biaoqianshangyinzheyichuanzhangzhangdeshuzi。daogou**dexiaorongjiangleyixia，

yandishanguoyisijingyahenanyizhixin，danhenkuaiyanshiguoqu，zhishiyuqibiandegengjiajinshen：“nvshi，

ninyanguangzhenhao。zheikuanshiwomenpinpaidejingdianxilie，zhuzuan1.5kela，dse，flwuxiaji，

vvsjingdu……”tashuliandibaochuyichuanzhuanyeshuyu，tongshibudongshengsedizaicidaliangwo。“ng。

”wodiandiantou，daduanta，“nachulaikankan。”daogouchiyileyishun，danhaishidongzuomalididaishangsirongshoutao，

xiaoxinyiyidicongzhanjuliquchuxianglian，fangzaiheisesirongtuopanshang，tuidaowomianqian。

neikezuanshizaisirongdeyingchenxia，guangmanggengjiaruilibiren。“duoshaoqian？”wowen，

yuqipingdandexiangzaiwenyijinbaicai。“nvshi，zheikuandejiageshi……”tabaochuleyigeqiweishudeshuzi。

“baoqilai。”womeidengtabahuashuowan，zhijiecongfanbubaozuilicengtaochuleneizhangtongtiqiheidekapian，

qingqingdifangzaishanyaodezuanshipangbian。heisedekapian，zaicuicandezuanshiguangmangxia，xiandeyichangchenjing，

shenzhidaizheyizhongtunshiyiqieguangxiandeanyazhigan。zhenggekongjianshunjiananjingle。

daogou**lianshangdezhiyexiaorongchedisuilie，yanjingsisididingzheneizhangheika，tongkongzhouranfangda。

tadehuxisihudoutingzhile，lianshangxuesetunjin，zhishengxiazhenjinghenanyizhixin。

pangbianjigekansizaizhenglihuopindedaogouyetingxialedongzuo，muguangqishuashuadijujiaoguolai，chongmanletongyangdejinge。

jimiaozhongsiyibandejijing。“hao……haode！nvshininshaodeng！”daogoumengdihuiguoshen，

shengyinyinweijidongerweiweifazhan，shuangshouxiaoxinyiyidipengqineizhangheika，xiangpengzheshenmexishizhenbao，

dongzuokuaidejihudaiqiyizhenfeng，xiaopaozhechongxiangshouyintai。budaosanfenzhong，dianzhangqinzichulaile，

yigexizhuanggelv、toufashudeyisibugoudezhongniannanren，lianshangduimanleqiansuoweiyoudegongjingxiaorong，

qinzijiangyigeyinzhetangjinpinpailogodejingmeilidaishuangshoudijiwo。“zunguidenvshi，zheishinindexianglian，

yijingweininbaozhuanghao。ganxienindeguanglin，qidaininxiacihuigu！”tadeyaowandehendi。

wojieguoneigechendiandiandedaizi，zhijianganshouzheangguizhizhangdexinichugan，meizaiduokanyiyan，zhuanshenjiuzou。

shenhou，shisijizhihoubaofachudeyayidejingtanheqieqiesiyu。fanbubaolizhuangzhejiazhiqiweishudezuanshixianglian，

wojiaobubuting，zhibenshangchangdingcengdegaodingshizhuangqu。

zoujinyijiayishejiganzhucheng、zhijiedaiyuyuekerendedingjinvzhuangdian。menkoudeyingbinkandaowodechuanzhe，

xiayishidixiangkaikouxunwenshifouyouyuyue，dandangtakanqingwoshoulineigezhubaodiandedingjibaozhuangdaishi，

hualikeyanlehuiqu，lianshangshunjianqiehuanchengzuireqingdexiaorong。“nvshi，huanyingguanglin！

”womeiyoulihuineixieguazaimoteshenshang、biaojiadongzheshijiwandedangjixinkuan，

muguangzhijiesuodingzaivipzhanshiquyijianchuchuanglidelifushang。neishiyitiaoyedidezhensiduanmianlifu，

meiyourenheduoyudezhuangshi，jinkaojiancaihemianliaobenshendegaojigan，

zaidengguangxialiutangzhezhenzhubanwenrunyoulengliedeguangze。“chuchuanglineijian，wodechima。

”woduigenshanglaidezhuanshuguwenshuo，shengyinyijiumeishenmeqifu。guwenshiyiweiqizhigaoyadezhongniannvxing，

takanleyiyanneijianlifu，youkanleyiyanwoshouzhongxianyandezhubaodai，

yanzhongshanguomingxiandeleranhegongjing：“nvshininzhenyouyanguang，neishiwomenpinpaidezhendianzhibao，quanqiu**yijian，

youshejizongjianqinshou……”tadehuazaicibeiwodaduan。“shi。”meiyouduoyudefeihua。

shiyijianwubikuanchanghaohua，sanmianluodijing。dangguwenbangwobaneijianlifuxiaoxindichuanshangshenshi，

bingliangdesiduantiehezhepifu，chuizhuiganjihao。wokanzhejingzhongdeziji，cangbaidelianshangmeishenmebiaoqing，

danyifubenshendailaidejudaqichangyijingwushengdimimankai。guwenyanzhongmanshijingyan，

youzhongzantan：“taishiheninle！jianzhishiweininliangshendingzhide！”“baoqilai。shuaka。”wotuoxialifu，

huanhuizijidejiutxuniuziku，zhilezhipangbiandepeishiqu，“neigebao，haiyouneisanshuangxie，yiqi。

”peishiqudetuoniaopibojinbao，eyupigaogenxie，haiyouliangshuangbutongchanghedewanyanxie，

jiagejiaqilaiyoushitianwenshuzi。zhuanshuguwenlianshangdexiaorongyijingwufayongreqinglaixingrong，

neishikandaocaishenjianglindejidong：“haode！ninshaodeng！”conggaodingshizhuangdianchulaishi，

woshouliduolejigegengjiaxingmudedazhidai。zhubao、lifu、xiebao……chendiandiandizhuizaishoushang。womeiyoutingxia，

jiaobuyizhuan，zoujinlepangbiandedingjiyangrongzhuanmaidian。

shouzhihuaguochenliejiashangchuganrutongyunduobanqingrouxinideyangrongshan、yangrongdayi、yangrongweijin。“zheige，zheige，

zheige……”shouzhidiandaonali，daogoujiufeikuaidiquxia。“meizhongyanseyijian。sma。

”daogoumangbudiedidiantou，dongzuomali。jiezhangshi，kandaoneizhangheika，youshiyizhenyayibuzhudechouqisheng。

jiezheshidingjihufupinzhuanju。“zheigexilie，quanxi。haiyouneigejinghua，nashiping。

”wozhizhejutailizuianggui、baozhuangzuishehuadeneigekanglaoxilie。jujiedeyanjingshunjianliangle，

shengyintiandefani：“haodenvshi！zheijiuweininzhunbei！womenyouzhuanmendehuiyuanliyu……”“shuaka。

”zouchugouwuzhongxinshi，woshouliyijingtimanledadaxiaoxiaoyinzheshechipinlogodezhidai。

shuodadebaozhuangdaihewoshenshangneishenlianjiadejiuyifuxingchengjiqiciyandeduibi。

bushaolurentoulaihuohaoqi、huobiyi、huojingedemuguang。wobasuoyoudongxiyigunaosaijinchuzuchehouzuo，

duisijibaochubenshizuiyoumingdeyijiawuxingjijiudiandemingzi。zaiqiantai，wozaicinachuneizhangheika。

“zongtongtaofang。yigeyue。”shengyinpingjingwubo。qiantaixunlianyousu，suiranyanzhongtongyangshanguoyisijingya，

dandongzuomeiyousihaochiyi，shuangshoujieguoheika，henkuaibanlihaoruzhu。jingliqinzijiangwosongdaodingceng。

tuikaihouzhongdediaohuamumen，judadekongjian、shehuadezhuangshi、270dudechengshijingguanyingruyanlian。

kongqilishidandandexuesongxiangfen。wobashoulineiyiduijiazhibufeidezhidaisuishourengzaiangguideyangmaoditanshang，

fachuchenmendexiangsheng。zoudaojudadeluodichuangqian，fukanzhejiaoxiacheshuimalongdechengshi。shoujixiangle，