《paoqibaiyueguang，woaishangletongyangxi》zheibuxiaoshuogousibucuo，qianhuhouying，youziduoduowenbihenhao，siweihuoyue，kewangxiangzhongzhaoshigaishudezhuyaorenwu，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:haishishuxidexianqiyuqi。qianshi。zhongzhaojiushiyinweizheizhongyuqi，caizongshijuedebubeijialirenzhongshi，zishengchupannidexinqing。tebieshigaosankai……
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“zhongzhao，nizhenshiqisiwole。”
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现在自行坏了。
gangkaixuediyitianjueduiyaochidaole。
真的烦死人了。
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“mabobo，zixingchebeizhongzhaononghuaile，tabacheqijingoulimianle。”
tingzhekewangxianggaozhuang，zhongzhaomanlianganga，tanaonaotou。
“mabo，womenshangxuekuaichidaole，ninengbuneng？”
mabohahayixiao，shuanglangdao：
“yuanlaishizheiyanga，zhongzhaozheihunxiaozi，jiushimeiyoudingxing，shanglaiba，bobodainimenyicheng。”
“xiexiemabobo。”*2
...
镜头一转。
zhongyuzaikuaiyaoguanxiaomendeshihou，liangrenchongjinxuexiao。
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真奇怪。
suanle，tabuguanle，jintianshishengqi，bixuzaodianguoqu。
zhiyinshengqide**yinleyijingxiangleqilai。
...
zhongzhaolaidaojiaoshideshihou，faxiantongxuemenyijingxiaqu**le，tafangxiashubao，likepaoxiangduiwu。
...
柯望巷来到...
wandanle，tabuzhidaojiaoshizaishenmeweizhi！
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chayidian，tajiujinrunancesuole。
zuihouhaishijiaobuyizhuan，duojinnvcesuo。
...
升旗开始了。
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“柯望巷呢？”
“laoshi，kewangxiangmeilai，shengqiqiantadeshubaodoumeizai，yinggaihaimeiyoudaoxuexiaoba。”
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...
另一边。
zhongzhaozaizuihouguantou，qichuanyuyudejindaoduiwuzhong。
jianzhuang，zhouweidehaojiyoushuqidamuzhi。
“zhongge，chaoliua，caoduijianiba，zheishishenmefengge？”
“kanbudongme，zheishididaofeng！”
“haha，shenmedidaofeng，zheishidishufengba。”
wenyan，zhongzhao“qie”leyisheng，baoxionggaolengdao：
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zhangdegao，zhanzaizuihoupaidejirenjiushiweisuoyuweideshuohua。
xiaozhangzaishangmianniannianyouci，henkuaishengqiyishikaishile。
...
与此同时。
duozaicesuodekewangxiangganjuedaoshijianchabuduole，gangxiangzouchucesuo，jiufaxianyingmianzoulaidelaoshi，tagangadedazhezhaohu。
“...嗨？”
zenliaolaoshilianseyiban，mianchenrumo。
“nishinagebandexuesheng！”
“...你猜？”
kewangxiangshizhendebuzhidaotanageban。
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“dengdeng，nibiegenwoshuoneimeduo，dengnijiazhanghebanzhurendaolezaishuoba。”
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jiaodaozhuren——muyecha！
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很快。
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五分钟之后。
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“nizenmegaode，zheishiyingxindiyitian，nijiunongchengzheiyang，shibushixiangchengweifanmianlizi，shibushixiangshangtaiyanjiang？”
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“xiexielaoshi，shiqingshizheiyangde...”
tabazhongzhaozuodeexingquanbushuochu！
tingdemuyechashihuomaosanzhang！
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chenlaoshilenglengdiantou，juedingzhaozhongzhaohaohaotanyitan。
zheiyicishiyunqihao，meiyoushoushang。
要是下一次呢？
下下次呢！
母夜叉还在碎碎念。
“shishihourangzhongzhaozhangdianxinle，biezongshizuoshimeigepu，doukuaigaokaoderenle，yebudongdezuoshiwenzhongyixie，laoshinengpeitaduojiu...”
zheishuxideganjue，kewangxiangwunaitaitouwangzhetianhuaban。
威力不减当年啊。
jiuzaishengqiyishijieshuhou。
zhongzhaozhijiebeijiaodaozhurenjiaozoule，tayihuole，heimianhuzhaotaganshenme？
kezouzhezouzhe，tajuedeyouxiebudui。
“laoshi，zheibianshichuzhongbuba，bushijiaodaozhurenzhaowoma。”
“dui，shijiaodaozhurenzhaoni，haishiliangwei，niqiaoqiaonizaoshanggandehaoshi，nimeimeidoushuole，qigechehainengfanjingouli，nimeimeicaijisui，yebuzhangdianxin。”
“...”
【keedelaomei，juranxianglaoshigaozhuang！】
zheigechou，tazhongzhaojixiale。
...
chuzhongbudejiaodaozhurenbangongshizhong。
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haiyougezidebanzhurendoudaole。
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“zhongzhaoa，jintianzaoshangnishibushibanimeimeidaidaogoulimianqule，nikankannimeimeideyangzi，douzheiyangle，yebuxiangdaitashoushiyixia，younizheiyangdanggegede？”
“...”
kewangxiangzaiyipangkanzhe“ziji”beixun，ganjuehaoxiao。
beisirenaigexunhua，taigaoxiaole！
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