reduyizhibujiandehaomenzongcaixiaoshuo《pianzhiboyehuailidexiaoliaojingsuzhaquanqiu》,shuzhongdaibiaorenwuyoushengxingwanbosiyao,jiangshuyiduanchanmianfeicedeaiqinggushi。shizhimingdada“shengxingwan”derexiaozuopinzhiyi,chunjingwuguanggaobanyuedutiyanjijia,zhuyaojiangshudeshi:tataimoukanletayiyan,faxiantayiranlenglengdingzheta,chunheidetongkongshishenbujiandideyouan。tatingdunleyimiao,ranhouqichun,chaozhetayangqiyigemeihuodexiao:“zi……
shengxingwanhuosuchuanyinjiximenhuayan。
——kuaizhaojigerendazhangqigulaizhualong!
zhengzaipaimaixingshuqianshudaoshouchoujindeximenhuayanturandalegejiling,bukesiyidikanlekansizhou。
meirena?weishenmetajuedelaodahaoxianggentashuohuale?
——lengshenme?jiushiwo,sulai!
西门花衍:艹!
shengxingwanchuanyindeshihoupingxiningshen,bosiyaokantajifengaolengrenzhenmengdemoyang,huerqingxiaoleqilai。
baidaguadunshiyoudiankanbiantaidewunai。
“nishouzhidoukuaibeiyaoduanle,haoxiao?shoushenguolai,wojinichuliyixiashangkou。”
“wufang。”bosiyaomanbuzaihu,“shijianbuzaole,huicheng。”
shengxingwanyankanzhebosiyaomaibuzouyuan,zaihailijingenzheyoulejibu。
jiuzaizheishi,youjirennazhegezhonggongjupaoguolai,yibianpaoyibianhan:
“kuai,jiuzaizheili,youtiaolong!”
“kuaibalongzhuahuiqumaile。”
bosiyaodeshuangmoudunshilveguoyimolengyi,“nimenyaoganshenme?”
“zhualonga!yitiaonengmaijiushiyi!zheibeizihaidashenmegong!zhidaoderenquandouzhangluozhexiahaizhualongni!”
baobiaofuliketaoqiang:“fangsi!wojiaboyedelong,sheigandong!”
“shenme?zheijiushiboyemaixialaideneitiao?duibuqiboye,daraole!jiranshininde,neininkanhao,qianwanbiezairangtachulailuanpao……”
bosiyaoshenshouenleentaiyangxue,“zhuotezhu,fengsuosuoyouhexiaobailongyouguandexiaoxi,buyaorangrenherenbaxiaoxidaichujinqu。”
baobiaofulikelingming:“shi,boye!”
bosiyaomaikaidezhangtuiyoushoulehuiqu,zhehuifanfangxiang,zoudaolegangcaifangshengxiaobailongdedifang。
shengxingwantanchushuimian,zhengdabilandeyanjingzhigougoudikanzheta。
zheimexihuangenzheta?nandaoshizhidaowaimianweixian?xiangyaotahutazhouquan?bosiyaojingyayutadelingqi,yangqiyigewunaixiaoyi。
“benlaixiangfangnizoude,kanlaizanshishibunengle。”
shengxingwanweiweisongleyikouqi,zongsuanshichengle!
bosiyaofuxiashen,shenshouqingqingfuleyixiatadenaodai:
“xiaodongxi,wodainihuijia,jinizaoyizuolongdianmanmanwan,ng?”
shengxingwan:……haohaoshuohua,ganmadongshoudongjiao?sheiyaotadelongdian?!tazhiyaotadelongzhu!
shengxingwanzhengxiangzhe,erbianchuanlailebaidaguadexinsheng:
【suxiaojiuxinwandoujiubulewole,hualejiushigeyihaibugou,haiyaojizaolongdian!?wojiujingshichouleshenmefeng,caihuigaosutapaimaixinglailexinwuzhong,feiyaolazhetalailieqi!liezheimegezhongkanbuzhongyongdefeiwulongqisiwoziji?】
nicaifeiwu!buguo,qisiniwodaoxing!shengxingwantiaoxindipielebaidaguayiyan,youhenhenshuaileyixialongweijianlebaidaguayilianxianxiandehaishui。
zhiganjueqingpendayuwangnaodailindebaidagua:???
weishenmetajuedezijibeizhenduile?
shengxingwangaoaodiwushilexinlidierudigudebaidagua,genzhebosiyaodengshanglehuichengdelu。
龙殿大可不必。
jinwantajiuchenzheyesenahuilongzhu,miandeyezhangmengduo!
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bosiyaodesirendudongbieshu,zuoluozaijinchengdiyishan。
zhengzuoshandoubeitayirenchengbaoduzhan。
bosiyaogangxiache,jiuyoucongshanxiapaidaobanshanyaobieshumenkoudeliangduiyongrenqishenghuanhu:
“boyehuilaile!gongyingboyehuijia!boyewanhao!boyeyiluxinkule……”
shengxingwan:……hainenggengfukua?
guanjiagongjingdibanwanzheyaoweibosiyaodishangganjingshoupa:“boye,zheijiushinindaihuilaidexinchong?”
bosiyaolanyangyangdicashizhezijideshouzhi,“longdianzaohaole?”
“haolehaole,yijingannindefenfujiangzhenggedingloudewubianyongchigaizaochenglongdian,limianshengmanlequanshijiezuiganjinghaishui,beiqiaoshuimushanhuyuxiayingyoujinyou。”
bosiyaojiangyanglongshoucedijiguanjia:“zhaoguhaota,yourenheshanshiweinishiwen!”
“shi,boye!woyidinghuixiangzhaoguzhurenyiyangzhaogunindexinchong!”
baidaguaqichun:“keqianwanbierangtapaole,woyaogekeshihualezhengzhengjiushigeyicaibatadaihuilaide。”
guanjiadeshouturandouleyixia,“biao……biaoshaoye?ninshuoduoshao?”
baidaguabilegeshoushi,yifutongsouwuqideyangzi。
guanjiazhijuedeqianjinzhongliangyazaileshenshang。
bosiyaoqueyifumanbujingxindemoyang,anpaihaoshengxingwanjiushangloule。
guanjianagangenzijiashaoyeyiyangyundanfengqing?taxiaoxinyiyijieguoboligang,shengpayigebuxiaoxinjiushiyidaleshuipiao,yilushanghanlehaojigeyongrenzhongxinpengyuebandexizhihusongxiaobailongqudingloulongdian。
budebushuoshijieshangzuiganjingdehaishuizhenbushichuide,shengxingwancongboligangyuejinlongdian,dunshijuedezhenggerentongtishuchang。
ruguobushitabixuzhaodaomama,haizhenbuxianglikaizheimegerenjianxianjing。
guanjiaanpailelianggezuixinrendefeiyonglunliuzhaokanshengxingwan。
shengxingwandengdaoyeshenrenjing,juedeshijianchabuduole,huleyizhenweifeng,bangzhufeiyongshuidegengchen。
quedingfeiyongyishijianxingbuguolai,tacaizuanchuleshuimian,qiaoqiaoliudaolebosiyaodefangjian。
fangjiandedengmeiyouguan,danbosiyaoyijingshuizhele。
shengxingwanzongsuandaidaojihuinahuilongzhu,nieshouniejiaolaidaochuangbian。
raner,tanengshidefangfadouyijingshiguo,haishiwufajiangbankelongzhunahuilai。
shengxingwanxiangqilongzhushizenmebeitayanxiaqude,xinxiang,huoxuyaoyongtongyangdebanfacainengbalongzhuxihuilai。
shangcitaxiangjitaduqi,chunbantieshangletadechun……
yushi,tazheiciyeqingqingdifuxiashen,jiangchunbanduizhuntadechun。
qiangbiyingchuzhangfanvrendeheisejianying,zhengyidiandianchaozhenanrenlunkuofenmingdeceliancoujin。
liangpianchunbanpengdaoyiqi,shengxingwanqingxidiganjuedaotatineidebankelongzhuzhendeyouganyingle。
taxinzhongdunshiyixi,xiayimiao,shouwanturanbeiyizhidazhangkouzhule。
neizhishouzhanghaobulianxiangxiyudijiangtazhuaikai。
ganggangyousuofanyingdebankelongzhuzheihuieryouhuiqule!
shengxingwanqideyoupuhuiqu,quefaxianbosiyaozhengzhengzheyanjingsisidingzheta。
“nishishei?xiangganshenme!”
shengxingwanchileyijing,lianmangxiangyaozhengtuo,sheizhiyijiaozhuangdaopangbiandejuzi,juzishangbaifangdeqinghuaciyingshengluodi。
baobiaofulikeyingshengerru:“boye,chushenmeshile!”
bosiyaosizhuaizheshengxingwandeshou,yishuangfengmoulengruohantan:“shuo!sheipainilaide!”
baobiaofuzheicaifaxianbosiyaodefangjianjuranchuxianleyigenvren,buyouzhenjing。
【nalilaidenvren?kuaiershinianle,wohaishidiyicikandaoboyeshenbianchuxiancixingshengwu!】
shengxingwanxianzaiwanquanshirendexingtai,henkuaijiulengjingleyixia,jiranbeidaizhule,yetaobudiao,gancuifankeweizhu!
tabuhuangbumangdiduibosiyaogouqichunban:“siyaogege,nilianwoshisheidouwangle?woshiniweihunqia!”
bosiyaoqingheleyisheng,fangfozaitingtianfangyetan:“wonalilaideweihunqi?wozenmebuzhidao!?”
xianzailaidelou!shengxingwangangyaoshuohua,baobiaofuyijingxianyibukaikou——
“boye,ninqueshiyougeweihunqi。”
薄司曜:???
盛星绾:……
tasuikoushuode,meixiangdaotahaizhenyou。zheitaolurangtazenmejie?
bosiyaosihubitagengyiwai:“woyouweihunqi?shei?!”
“zhifuweihun!shengjiaqianjin……sheng……”baobiaofuyishijianxiangbuqilai。
“盛绾绾?”
“duiduidui!jiushizheigemingzi。”
suikouhuzhoudeshengxingwan:???
wanglejiushuowangle,zheiyangzhendehaoma!?
ranerbaobiaofuyilianduding,gaodebosiyaodoukuaihuaiyiziji,tashenshenningmei:“shuoqingchu!”
baobiaofuchuimou:“……boye!wobugan!”
【wonagangenboyeshuotaweihunqizhidaotabingrugaohuang,wuyaokejiu,zhiyouyinianshouminghou,genbenjiubuxianglvxingzhifuweihundehunyue,yijinggenbierensibenlea……】
tingjianbaobiaofuxinshengdeshengxingwan:???
taihaole,meijianguo,erqieyijinggenrensiben,hainengjixumaochong。
“tabuganshuowozijishuo。”shengxingwandadafangfangdibiaoshi:“wofangqigenrensiben,dasuantingcongjiarendeanpai,laigennihaohaopeiyangganqing。”
tayibianshuozhe,yibiancoujinbosiyao,“yuesezheimemei,womenjiewenba?”
“???”baobiaofubukesiyidikanxiangshengxingwan,ranhou,yanjingkanzhile。
【zhitingshuoboyeneiweiweihunqizhangdehaixing,zenmexianzaidajiashenmeiyanguangdouzheimegaole?zheimejuemeidouzhiyonghaixinglaixingrong?!】
【buguo,zheixinggeshibushitaiyiyannanjinle?】
bosiyaoningleningmei,lenglengshuaikaishengxingwandeshou:
“ruguonixiangrangwoyane,gongxiniruyuanyichang,wotongyituihun,meishinikeyizoule!”
tazheimenuliyaogentakiss,tacongnalidechudejielun,tayaorangtayane?
shengxingwanhenwuyu:“sheishuowoyaotuihunle!woduiniyijianzhongqing,buxinwoqinjinikan?!”
tazaicicoujinta,haobukeqiditiaoqitadexiahe,jiuyaoqiangwenxiaqu。
bosiyaorenwukerenbokaitadeshou,minglingbaobiaofu:“zhuozi!songke!”
shengxingwanyeqixiaole:“womendoushiweihunfuqile,qinyixiazenmele?zhiyushangshengdaotuihundegaodu?”
“丢、出、去!”
“sheng**,duibuqi,dezuile。”
beiqingchufangjiandeshengxingwan:???
ca!zheizhongrenyeyouweihunqixilie。
tazuihouzhengzha:“jiusuanyaotuihun,yeyaotuideyouyishigan,zhishaoqingetuihunwen?”
砰——
bosiyaozhijiebafangmenjishuaishangle。
jinjiezhe,shengxingwanzhendebeidiudaolebieshuwaimian。
shengxingwanchuisizhengzha:“……woshibosiyaodeweihunqi,woyoushigentashangliang。”
“duibuqi,womenboyebujinnvse!”
ranhoubieshudamenyechedifengbile。
nanguaiweihunqiyaogenrensiben。
换她她也奔!
bosiyaodesirenbieshubisirenyoutingfangshougengsenyan,shengxingwanyagenmeibanfajinqu。
tabunengzaicuoguojinwanle!
jirantajinbuqu,neijiuzhihaobitachulaile!
shuijuedouyaokaizhedengderenzuipashenme?dangranshitingdianle。
shengxingwangangcaizailongdianwenyangleyihuier,jinglihuifulebushao。
tajidebieshushuiyuandeweizhi,ningshen,yitanshuitingcongletadezhaohuan,congyongchiliushangan,yiluraoguozhangaipuxiangledianyuanzongzha。
滋滋滋——
zhenggebieshudedengguangyishunjianquandoumiele。
“停电了?”
“怎么会停电?”
“beiyongdianyeyongbulele。”
“chayisheng,ninkuaixiankankanboyezenmeyangle!”
“siyao?siyao?nihaihaoma?kuaixianxiyang!”
“beiche,jinwanwoquerhaobieshuruzhu。”
shengxingwanzuozaibieshuwaimiandeyikuaiqingshishangmian,youzaiyouzaididengzhebosiyaochulai。
guobuqiran,meiguoduojiu,bosiyaojiubeibaidaguahebaobiaofuhusongzheconglimianzoulechulai。
shengxingwanliketiaoxiaqingshi,huangdaotademianqian:
“hai,youjianmianle!wodeweihunfu!yaoqunali?daiwoyiqia!”
bosiyaolenglianwushiyinhunbusandeshengxingwan,maikaizhangtuizuoshanglebujiadiweilonghouzuo。
嘭地一声。
车门狠狠关上。
baidaguajingyandikanzhechechuangwai:“nalilaidexiaoxiannv!woyoumeiyoutingcuo?tajiaoniweihunfu?”
“kaiche!”bosiyaochenzheshuangmou,shengyinlengliezhiji。
zuozaijiashizuoshangdebaobiaofuwanglechuangwaiyiyan,buganweibeibosiyaomingling,fadongleyinqing。
shengxingwanzhangkaishuangbeilanche。
baobiaofubuan:“boye,sheng**kanqilaizhenmeituihundeyisi,yaobuzanmenhaishirangtashangcheshuo?”
“nianguoqu!”bosiyaolenglengfenfu。
shengxingwanhaizhenmeixiangdaobosiyaoduirenheduilongjuranshiliangfumiankong,xianzaidetajianzhiwanquanshigesangxinbingkuangdefengpi。
buguokexia,tayudaolegengfengde。
shengxingwanlengjingdikanzhebujiadiweilongjiasuchaozhetachongguolai,ranhou,shunjianbiaoyanyuandiyundao。
baobiaofujingsongdicaixiachache:【bu、buhuiba!woyinggaimeizhuangdaotaa!peng……pengci?】
bosiyaomodienxiachechuang:“nidaodiyaoganshenme!?”
“ni——”shengxingwanzhengkaiyanjing,yanjianyigaidigouchun。
【cao?wotingdaoshenmele?】baidaguajingdexiabadoukuaidiaodishangle。
shengxingwanzoudaochechuangbian,weiweifuxiashen,coujinbosiyao,chaozhetagouleyixiashouzhi,“qinyixia?”
baidaguahebaobiaofuyijingshayan。
jianguozhijiedemeijianguozheimezhijiede!jianzhitaitaitaisangxinbingkuangle……
ranergengsangxinbingkuangdeshibosiyaojuranwudongyuzhong,zhijiebachechuangguanshangle!
shengxingwanchadianbeifeisuguanshangdechechuangjiadaoshou,zhinengkuaisuchoulehuilai。
bosiyaolengruobingshuangdiminglingshayandebaobiaofu:“kaiche,zaitingxialaijiujiwogundan!”
baobiaofunalihaiganting,yicaiyoumenfeisuqianjin。
shengxingwankanzhefeichierqudebujiadiweilong:kee!zhixiangnahuibankelongzhuzenmezheimenan?
bubalongzhuhaijitajiuxiangzou?
没那么容易!
shengxingwandetongkongzhouranyisuo,zhangxinjujileyuelaiyueduodeshui。
tazuanzheshuiliuchaozhebujiadiweilongshangkongyipao,shuiliuningjiechengqingpendayu,chaozhecheshenpilipaladixia。
chechuangyishunjianmohuchengyipian。
baobiaofuzhenjing:“zenmeturanxiadabaoyule!”
baidaguanachushoujichatianqi:“wojidetianqiyubaoshuojintianshidaqingtiana……a?wokancuole?zenmexianshichengbaoyule……”
shengxingwanchengqiyibatoumingdeshuimusan,gouqichunjiao:jixuzoua,zaizouwodianshanleimingfengxuebingbaodoujinilaiyifa!
“boye,yuxiadehaoda,shanshangluhua,yaobu……”
“走!”
呜呼……
baoyumimengleshixian,kuangfengkaishihuxiao,luntaiyilushangdouzaidahua。
“boye,zheitianqishifenfanchang,baoyuyixiazijiufengshanle,womenkongpashizoubulele。”
bosiyaodeliansebichuangwaideyushuihaileng。
“jinwanshijianleguilema?”baidaguarenbuzhutucao。
baobiaofulianmangzhuijia:“buguowogangshoudaoleyigehaoxiaoxi,dianluxiuhaole,bieshulaidianle……”
baidaguashiyanse:“neihaidengshenme?dadaohuifua!”
shengxingwanmanbujingxindichengzhetoumingshuimusan,youzaiyouzaididengdaizhebeipozhefandecheliangshijin。
hanxiaozhejileyigebosiyaopoyouanshixingdeyanshen:kanlai,tianburangnidiuxiawoa,weihunfu。
yagenbuxiangxinshenmetianyidebosiyaolengzhelianshuaimenerchu。
shengxingwanjiantalveguozijijiuyaomaijinbieshudamen,likejiuzhutadeyijiao:
“fengshanle,wojinwanshitiedinghuibulejiale,nengshouliuwo?”
bosiyaolenglengbokaitadeshou:“buneng!”
shengxingwanyifukelianbabadeyangzi,queyabuzhudexingzailehuo,“weishenmeweibeitianyi?ruguoniburangwoliuxia,gaobuhaonijiajiexialaiyaobeileipi。”
滋啦——
dengguangturanshanshuoleyixia……
baobiaofujibeifaliang:“boye,wojuedetashuodekenengshizhende……”
bosiyaolenglengkanlebaobiaofuyiyan。
白大褂打圆场:
“wokanzhuotezhudeyisishishuo,zheiyuxiadeyoukuaiyouji,kendinghenkuaijiuhuitingxia,daoshihouzaitongzhishengjiajiexiaoxiannvhuiqu,hainengtimianbahuntuile,bushiliangquanqimei?”
“yuyitingjiurangtalikai!”bosiyaolengshengshuowan,touyebuhuidimaijinlebieshu。
baidaguakanzhebosiyaomaibujinqudebeiying,xiaozhegenshengxingwanshuo:“xiaoxiannv,siyaorangnijinquni!”
shengxingwanningmeipielebaidaguayiyan,zheijiahuoduixiaobailongaixianlaixianqude,xianzaiduitaxiaoshenmexiao?
tajibaidaguayigeliangsousoudeyanshen,likekuaibumaijinlebieshudamen。
baidaguadexiaorongjianjianninggu:neizhongbeizhenduideganjuezenmeyoulaile?!
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