zhujiaojiaoqiaoyouxiabosiyudexiaoshuojiaozuo《pianzhilaogong，chongshangyin！》，shizuozhemujinyanzuixinxiedeyibenhaomenzongcaifenggedexiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：【buyaoxiangxinpingfen！】qiaoyouxiazhongshengle！zhongshengdediyijianshi，jiushiganjinhuiquzhaobeitapaoqi，lengbaoliduidaidelaogong！qianshi，tafantayanta，duitabirushexie，zhidaosicaizhidaozheigenanrenduitadeaijiujingyouduoshenchen。yichaozhongsheng，nvelianhuadalianlvcha，kanzherenshengongfen，kuangbazhuaidelaogong，tabujinxianrushensi……guoduanbaodatui，ketashangbeizitaihundan，jizijiwadekengtaiduo，congcijinrulewujinjieshimoshi！“laogong，womenzhishiputongpengyou。”“laogong，neishiwobiaoge。”“laogong，wohewoguimibushibaihe！”boshaoxinliyinyingtaida，yilianbuxin！taxinleidefangqijieshi：“suanlesuanle，lihunba。”sheizhi，taerhuabushuobangmangbaxinglibanchuqu，zhizhemenkou：“zou，nixianzaijiuzou，womashangsijinikan！”“…palepale。”【shuangqiang+zhongquan+tianchong+shuangjie】...
yicicidesuanjita，yicicidewannongta，rangtazhongpanqinli，beiwuxian，beisuoyourenyane，huirong，beizheigeshijietaoyan……
呵……
jirantazhongshengle，neitamenrizijuebuhuizaixiangyiqianneimehaoguole。
suziyin，yuxiaoxiao，yexuaner。
yihou，nimenkeyaoxiaoxinle……
…………
qiaoyouxiaxialeloutichizaocan。
yongrenbizhidezhanleliangpai，yuanbenhaiyoujiaotoujieerde，danshikandaotadeyishunjian，tingqileshenzi。
neizhongxiaoxinyiyideqifen，taganshoudedao。
qiaoyouxiaweiweicuqilemei，zouxiangcanzhuoqian，yikandaozhuozishang，yizhengzhangzhuozidezaocan，jingdemudengkoudai：“haiyousheiyaoyiqiyongcanma？”
“meileershaonainai，zheishiweininyigerenzhunbeide。”
qiaoyouxiahededangjituidouyoudianruanle。
yizhengzhangzhuozi，niunai，chengzhi，songruanmianbao，danta，fashigaodian，mantou，jiaozi，miantiao，mifan，zhou，baozi，youtiao，doujiang，shenzhizongzi，suoyouzhongleijihushanglegequan，jiulianmianbaodoushanglewuliuzhong！
tazhenjingdewendao：“woyigeren，nimenzhunbeizheimeduozuoshenme！”
wenyan，yongrenquandoujinzhangdekanzheta。
lailelaile，zhaochamoshikaiqile！
guanjiaganjinshangqianshuodao：“ershaonainai，zheizaocanshibushibuhenindeweikou，huozheshuoliangle？ruguoshuoninyoubiedexiangchidedongxidehua，qingshuoyixia，mashanganpaiyongrenjininzuo。”
wanlewanle，zheishiyouyaozhaochadejiezoua，jiuzhidaojintianzaoshangmomocengcengbuxialaishizaixiangzhaochadebanfa。
yongrenmenquanbudaqidoubuganchu。
tingzheguanjiadehua，qiaoyouxiacaifanyingguolai。
qianshizheigeshihou，taweilehebosiyunenglihun，shoulesanrendetiaosuozhihou，congzhiqiandanchundegentanao，yijingshengjichengweile，zaijialigezhongnao。
biru，jiaodebojiajiquanbuning，meitiangenyongrenguobuqu。
jiuliruchifan，tayidunzaocanjiudechisansishizhong，dui，sansishizhong！
erqiehaiyaogezhongjingzhi，danshitaweikouyouxian，zhichiyidian，henduodongxiliandongdoumeidongyikuaizi。
danshiyongrendiertianruoshibuzuodehua，jianzhijiushijiletajihuiyiyang，tanengshunzhezheijianshizhaocha，danao。
danshibosiyumeihuimianduitadenao，douzhishichenmoleyihuishuodao：“duibuqi，jintianniyaochishenmexiangaosutamen，rangtamenjinizuochulaikeyima？xianchifan，fanzongshiyaochide，fouzehuiede。”
ranhoutajiuhuibaoshangyidaduicaiming，ranhoudangzhetademiantiaotiaojianjian，shenzhiyejiuchineimeyidiandian，ranhoutahuiyizhihongzhetarangtaduochidian。
bojiasuishidajiating，danxianglaichongshangjiejiandeng，bosiyuxiongmeisanrencongxiaobuhuilangfeirenhedongxi，tajiushizhidaozheigesuoyizailaohutoushangdongtu，danmeixiangdao，tahaizaibaorongzheta……
qiaoyouxiachenmodezuozaicanzhuoshang，xinqingchenzhongdechilezaocan。
yongrenmennengganshoudedaotaqingxubingbuhao，dangxiagengjiaxiaoxinyiyi。
chiwanhou，qiaoyouxiaduiyongrenshuodao：“congjinyihouzaocankeyibuyongzuoneimeduole。”
说完，她就上楼。
yongrenmentingjiantadehua，zhanzaiyuandilengleyihui，suijibianzhakaileguo！
“ershaonainaizheishishenmeyisi？”
“tashuoyihoukeyibuyongzuoneimeduole……yisishitafashanxinle？”
“……”yongrenpingqiningshen：“shaa，tazheifenmingshiyaogenershaoyelihuna！”
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