《peizongnanchan，goudoubutan！》zhujiaoweixuzhiningpeizeli，zuozhehuojiayerumuchunfengdenaodonggenxiangxiangli，qingjiehuanhuanxiangkou，xiamianjiujigeweijieshaoyixia。【hebuheshi，zheishiwodeshiqing，nigaiguanxinderenshinideweihunqi，bushiwo，nixuanzetingcongnimuqindeyaoqiuhelujiadinghun，wobuguaini，zhen……
事无巨细的照顾着。
keyouxiehao，ruodongdezhizujiushiliwu，tanxinle，jiubianchengchengfale。
tajiushimeinengbawohaopingheng，rujinjiuyouziqu。
“ng。”xuzhininghenqingdediantou，“dage，zheiliyouwozaijiuxingle，nihuigongsiba。”
tatuchudehoujieyigun，meifengwangmeixinyaleya，“ni……bushibuxihuanjiaowodagema？zenmehuranbianlechenghu。”
“yinweijialixianzaiduoleweisaozi，wojuedehaishizheiyangbijiaohao，miandeyinqishenmebubiyaodewuhui。”
jingsihuaichenmojimiao，heimoupieleyanhaizaishuizhedeshenyi，kaikou，“zhizhi，womenchuquliaojiju？”
“好啊。”
tatanrandaying，qishenxianzouchuqu。
bingfangdemenbeiguanshang，yiyuanzhanglangdexiaodushuiweigengcibixie，lingrenbushi。
xuzhiningkaoqiangzhanzhe，jinkenengweichiyigewushifashengdezhuangtai，“dage，niyaoshuoshenme？”
youshilengdanshuyuandekouwen。
talianshengchenqi，qiaojiantayifujianbangchuyougentoufa。
xiayishitaishouxiangqubangxuzhiningnadiao，tayexiayishidewangpangbianbilebi。
shunjian，qifenzhongdegangayujiangyingkaishiwuxiandewangsizhoumankai。
jingsihuaizhongyuxianrenbuzhule。
yiguanweichidewenroubenglie，qingshenbijin。
“zhizhi，niyidingyaozheiyangme？”
“woheniweishenmebunengyouqitadeguanxi，bierenbuxiaode，ninandaohaibuqingchu？”tazuanquan，sihuzaikezhizhe，“womayijingdisancigewanjinqiangjiushile，wogenbenbuganququanshuotajieshouni，wo——”
“dage。”xuzhiningchushengdaduan，meiyourangjingsihuaijixushuoxiaqu，“woyounanpengyoule。”
“……什么？”
tayouzhongfuyibian，“woshuo，woyounanpengyoule，zuijingangchude，womenganqinghenhao，suoyinibubizaijiujieshenme，jiranhelujiaqianjindinghunle，neijiuhetahaohaode。”
jingsihuaishuranmimou，“nanpengyou？”
“嗯。”
xuzhiningchunjiaoxiaofuduqingche，zhengdasuanjixubian，yuguangzhongqueturanpiejianleyidaohenxianyandeshenying——
youshuangruozhuishineigeyazi。
简直阴魂不散！
gengkeqideshi，tacikezhengshuangbeihuanxiongdezhanzaibuyuanchu，tiaomeigouchun，yifukanhaoxideyangzi。
zhichashoulimeizainadianguazile，zuihaozaibangexiaobandeng。
“nibukenengyounanpengyou。”
erbian，jingsihuaiyuqiduding，ranhouyouwunaidetankouqi，“bieshuaxiaohaizipiqile，banhuijingjiazhuba，niyigerenzaiwaimianzufangziwobufangxin。”
zheiyirujiwangdeshenqingguanqie，lingxuzhiningxinlidefanzaodadaofengzhi。
tamingmingshenmedouzhidao，youpianyaojixuyanhemudexiongmei。
真够了。
“wozenmejiubukenengyounanpengyou？”
“因为我了解你。”
“neinizhencuole。”talengxiao，taishoulengbufangdezhixiangmougekanxikandezhengqijingdenanren，“ta！tajiushiwonanpengyou，zailinjiangchuchadezheijitian，womenyizhizhuzaiyiqi！”
“……”
jingsihuaishunzhexuzhiningdeshou，huimoukanguoqu。
buzhiweihe，jinjinyiyan，tajingzhenmengshengchuyizhongmomingdeweijigan。
xushiyinweizheigenanrenqueshipixiangyouyue。
yexushi，zijidezheigejimei，zhiqiancongbuhuijiangchuzheiyangdehua。
xuzhiningmeiqukandagedebiaoqing，yanzhuzhuanzhuan，modikuaibupaodaopeizelishenbian，wanzhutashoubeiyadishengyindao。
“yiqian，yanwonanpengyou。”
peizelihengxiao，meiyanlansanzhekaikou，“liangqian。”
“你趁火打劫？”
“zheiwei**，shiniqiuwoai。”tazuijiaogouqiyimoxieqidehudu，“kuaidiankaolve，nidagekewangzanmenzheibianzoule。”
“……”xuzhiningyaoya，“liangqianjiuliangqian。”
tahuayingangluo，jiuganjuezijiyaoshangyijin，zhenggerenbeipeizelilanjinlehuaizhong。
“buhaoyisiabaobei，wolaiwanle。”
tadeheimouzaixiayimiaoduishangjingsihuaideshixian，meibanfenshanbi，shenzhineizhongyushengjulaideqishihaiqiangxingyaduifangyitou，ranhoumingzhiguwen，“zheiweishi？”
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