wanjiexiaoshuo《pianzhiqiangchong：emolaogongbulihun》shishengxiaoqisuobianxiedehaomenzongcaifenggedexiaoshuo，gushizhongdezhujiaoshigubeibeihuosichen，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：gubeibeixianggaogehunwaiqingbilaogonglihun，quemeixiangdaoyudaoyigegoupigaoyao，sipilailiandechanzheta。“qianhaibuqing，jiudeguanchiguanzhu......！“nishigaolidaia，yuehaiyueduo？”“zhongshenkamianfei，lejieyixia。”youbianyibuzhan，bushigubeibeidefengge！”zhongyuyouyitian，laogongdarenlilin，nvrenfeichangdeyideshuo，“nidetoudinglvle，......
“quqiangjielaidegengkuai！”gubeibeixianggeqingwayiyangguzhesaibangzi。
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dashedaqicun，dichunlingliedesangyinxiangqi，“zhaopianbuyaole？”
“songniliujinian。”gubeibeidese，yifuninengbawozadidebiaoqing。
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huosichenqingqingdanleyixiayanhui，nachushouji，yigenshouzhizaipingmushangqingqinghuadong，“buzhidaozheixiezhaopianchuandaowangshang，huiyoushenmehouguo。”
gubeibeishenzhanglebozi，zhikandaoyizhangnvrenchi.luodebeiyingbeihuaguo。
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“......”yikouyinyabeiyaodegegedexiang，xiongkoudenuyiyalezaiya。
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keshisanbaiwan？bataneizangdoumaileyebugou。
硬的不行来软的。
gubeibeishunjianbianchengtengman，chanzhenanrendejieshishoubei，shengyinruannuonuode。
“toupaixiansheng，renjiahaishixueshenglela，jigezhekouhaobuhao？ng？”
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zheishengtingduole，niaodeduosige+。
gubeibeijiantameifanying，likexiajueding，“wozaijiaoniyishengdashu，zanmenguanxiyoujinyibu，jiagebanerpi。woxianjiniyibaikuaichemafei，shengxiadefenqi？”
专业砍价二十年。
nanrenrudaidemeifengweiweiyidong，“raoluanshichangwending？”
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“......”tazenmequlegezheimebendenvren！
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“gaoding，jianyuzanliangguanxitebie，yihoujianmianwojiujiaonishule。shu，nijintianyeleile，xianhuiquxiuxiba！”gubeibeishuozhe，jiangnanrendebitingdeshenzizhuanleyigequan。
nanrenshenziyouzhuanguolai，“shuhaimeichifan。”
你没吃饭管我屁事！
gubeibeiyazhepiqi，younachushikuaiqiansaizainanrenkoudai，“zibian。”
nvhaikanlekanshouliweiyiyizhanglvsechaopiao，xintengdeyaosi，zheigeyuedeshenghuofeia，doubeizhei**jizhaganle。
huosichenmeishaodongleyixia，jianyidao，“kanniyebuxiangyouqianren，burunizuowozhangqifanpiao？”
yigedananrencengchicenghe？shijieshangzenmehuiyouzheizhongbailei！
......
daozuihou，gubeibeizhinengtongyirangtasongzijiqunahuace。
tingchechang，nanrentingxiazaiyilianghuanglanxiangjiandechezipangbian。
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didi。huangsechedengshanshuoleyixia。
gubeibeilalelachemen，meiyoufanying。
taitou，kandaonanrenzhanzaitashenhoudelingwaiyiliangchepang，bingqieyijingdakailechemen。
帕萨特？
“nidecheyaochinengkaipasite？”gubeibeiyilianyihuo。
nanren：“......”
gangtiezhujiudejianyingneixinbeibaifenbaidoubijijibai，“wodeche。”
“nishuoshenme？”gubeibeideyanjingdoukuaidengchulaile，yiliandewobuxin，“ganggangfengda，womeitingqingchu，nishuozheishisheide？”
huosichenxiamouweimi，taishouzhileyixiazijidebizi。
gubeibeiyijingbunengyongmengbilaixingrongle，“nikai......pasite？”
“辉腾。”男人。
“有问题。”
huosichenkanzhenvhaineiyifuwozhongyukantouzheigeshijiedejuewangbiaoqing，xinliyouhaoxiaoyoukeqi。
“什么？”
“nishuonidaodieleduoshaoren，caimaideqizheiliangche？”
dingjipengci，yuanzaitianbianjinzaiyanqian！
tajiuxiangzhe，zheigenanrenyangyangyouxiu，zenmekenengbaojiasanbaikuai！yuanlaibuguoshiyouer，dengyushanggoule，jiuhenhendeqiaoyibi。
maosi，tabushiweiyiyigeshangdangde，jushuozheihuitengkeshiwaibiaodidiaojiageshehuadeche。
nanrenyanshenshanguoyidaoguang，xiaodetandang，“zulaichengmenmiande。”
“e。”gubeibeichoufudexinzhongyupinghengleyidian，“**menzheixingde，baozhuangshaobule。”
huosichen：“......”
diyicizuozheimehaodeche，gubeibeihaoqibaobaoyiyangdaochumo。
nanrenxiuzhangdeshouzhizaifangxiangpanshangdanledan，chakaihuati，“nibuhuishiyinweikingyijingfengbi，suoyicaiyaoshoujitadezuopinba？”
shichangshang，kingyitaowanzhengdetucekeshijuyoushouzangjiazhide，jueduibushiyongqiankeyihengliang。
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danshi，neishiyigeyongyuandoubukeyigaosurenherendemimi！
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tazhuantoukanxiangmushiqianfangkaichedenanren，chaofengdao。
“renjiashinanren，niyeshinanren！youshouyoujiao，zuoshenmegongzuobuxing，feiyaochumaisexiang？”
xiaobailianyibiaorencaihaiyougaoguideqizhi，jiusuanmeiyouzhencaishixue，zhaogexiaoshoudegongzuoyinggaihenrongyi，erqieyejiyebuhuicha。
huosichenchunjiaogoulegou，huida：“shuyeyouzhuangong，erqie，sheirangwoyouzheifangmiandetezhang。”
guifushengongbandiaokedejunyanbeichechuangwaideyangguanggoulechuwanmeidelunkuo。
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danaoduanlubandewenleyiju，“shenmetezhang？”
nanrenbizhideyaoshenzaicitingleting，tishidaansuozai。
“你不是用过？”
“......”hong！
gubeibeidelianshuditonghong，zhuantoukanxiangchechuangwai。
**，**，wangbadan！
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nvhaijianghuailidehuanbaodaibaojin，yilianganga，“wobugennijiaoyile。”
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