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guanyutangyuweidesirenxinxi，dangrandoushilaofurenjitadediyishouziliao。
mudejiushiyaotazaiguanjianshikebanglibeitingtuibozhulan，touqisuohao，cuchenghaoshi。
danzheixie，songyankendingbunenggaosulibeiting。fouzetabujinhuishiqugongzuo，laofurenshangdezheizhangtadouhaimeichuairehudezhipiao……yejiangchengweiguoyanyunyan。
tadimouyanquyandideyisibuziran，manbujingxindidanledanhuisexizhuangshangdehuichen，zhenglihaoyishan，xiaoqiaoqingjuandeshenxingzhandebizhi。
“yinweiwoxihuantangxiaojie。”
binglengruilidemuguangrutongyibalirenzhicisongyan，daizhezhiyiheshenshi。
songyanbeihouzhimaolenghan，yingzhetoupijixusahuang：“suoyiduitangxiaojiedegezhongxiaiyanedouhenlejie，birutaxihuanmeiguihuataoyanchisuanrong，zaibiru——”
“是吗？”
libeitingzhigougoudedingzheta，daduantadehua，shengyindaizhejixuhanyi。
mingxiantabuxiangxinzheigeshuofa。
songyanyanleyankoushui，zuanjinshenchulenghandeshouxin，“tangxiaojiezhangdepiaoliang，nei、neisheibudongxin……”
“nizaijinzhangshenme？”yishuangshensuideyanmoufangfokeyikanchuanyiqie。
“tangxiaojiebijinggenzongcainin……”songyantaimou，yanshenzhujianjianding，“zaizhuzimianqian，aiqinggoupibushi！”
shuowan，tayangchunluchuyigeyinqintaohaodexiaorong，zhidengyanqianzheigenanrendepanjue。
danlibeitingdeshixianyiranjindingzaitashenshang，qiheidemouzilikanbuchurenhebolanqifu，shenchenrusi，fangfozaoyibataneixindexiangfaxishupouxilechulai。
宋烟心神不宁。
wanle……libeitingbushishazi，tatangtangchichengshangjiehufenghuanyudelishizhixingzongcai，zenmekenengjiuzheiyangbeitasanyanliangyuhunongguoqu……
libeitingdiyitaoyannvren，diertaoyanbeiqipian。
jiuzaisongyanyijingzuohaobeicituidezhunbeishi，libeitinghuanhuanqishen，zhangtuiyimai，wangqianzouqu。
“总裁！”
batadiuzaizheilibuguan，nandaozhendeyaocileta……neidasuidegudongyaozenmepei！？
songyanyukuwulei，zhengzaiyuandi。
“yaowozijikaichehuiqubucheng？”libeitingdunbu，zhuanguoshen。
shashijianxinlixuanzhedeyikuaiqianjunzhongdeshitouluoxia，songyanlikeliezuiyixiao。
“我开，我开！”
huidaobieshu，songyanyirujiwangdijieguolibeitingtuoxiahourengguolaidexizhuangwaitao，jinjiezhejiumusongtatashanglouti。
denglibeitingwoshideguanmenshengxiangqishi，songyancaikaishidalishoutoushangdaiyouyuwendewaitao。
“咕——咕——”
gangbalipingzhengdexizhuangguahao，duzijiubuzhengqidixiangqilai。
songyanmosuofubu，wanshangneidunfanchidexinjingdanzhan，tagenbenmeidongjixiakuaizi，zaojiuyijingjichanglulu。
tawanglewangloushangwoshijinbizhedemen，tuoxiawaitaowangchufangzouqu。
fankaichujuzuiliceng，taochusizangdezuihouyibaopaomian，fangshuixiaguo。
libeitingjinzhitazaijialichirenheyou**xingqiweideshiwu，yincisongyanteyiyouwanglewangloushang，yiranmeidongjing。
zheicailezizidifanchujidan，xianshudibokaidazaiguoli。
jifenzhonghou，nongyudeweidaozaifangjianlimisankailai，songyanduanzheyiwanretengtengdepaomianzouchuchufang，gangzuodaoshafashang，tudi——
loushangwoshidemendakaile。
haizhenshi，wuqiaobuchengshu……
songyandingzhechajishangdemianyukuwulei，huluancheguoyizhangbaozhidasuanbamianwandangzhu，dannanrenxiuzhangdeshuangtuiyijingchuxianzaitadeyuguangli。
tatengdizhanqishen，shuangshoufangzaibeihoubabaozhirouchengtuan。
“我马上去倒掉！”
songyandizhetou，genbenbugantaiyanqukanlibeitingdelianse，minjiediduanqiwanjiubendaochufang。
paomiandexiangweichongchizaibijian，changweizaicifachujiede**，talianlianbushediwangzhewanli，quejuederumangzaibei。
tachidunzhuanshen，shitanxingdeyingshangneishenbujiandideheimou，zhijiantabochunjinbi，muguangsuodingzaileneiwanpaomianshang，lianshangshirangrenzhuomobutoudeshenqing。
zhei……zheishishenmeyanshen……buhuiyouzaidatagongzidezhuyiba？
koulejiangjinzaikougongzi，dididezhiliaofeijiuzhendefudanbuqile！
songyanxinliyijin，shuangtuifaruan，chadianguizaidishang，tuwudikaikoudaduanfangjianlidechenji：“yaoshayaoguasuinibian，zhiyaobudongwogongzi！”
tayingzhetoupizuohaolebeichengfadezhunbei。
libeitingquechenyinpianke，tailetaimouzi，jinbidezuichunweiqi：“jiwoyelaiyiwan。”
“是！”
talaibujisikao，xunsuhuiying。
jiuzaisongyantaijiaoyaoqusizangdinapaomianshi，lengzhengzaiyuandi。
来……来个西八！
zheiyijingshizuihouyiwanle！
tashuangshoupengqiciwan，mizheyanmouxiaokanlibeiting，goutuidibapaomianxianjita，rutongyimingzhongchenzaixiangjunwangjingongzhenxibaowuyiban。
“您先吃……”
libeitingbudongshengsedeyongxiuzhangshouzhinaqikuaizi，jiaqiyizhumianfangrukouzhong，juzhiyouya。
songyanwenredexiaoshoumosuoduzi，tunyankoushui。
“zhudeshijiantaizhang，kouganbujia。”
libeitingweiweizhoumei，yaoleyikoujidan，lianshanglvedaixianqideshenqing，“meishu。”
tafangxiakuaizi，jinguidiyongsijincashizuijiao，qinglengrusi。
zuolijiadebaobiaobujinyao**siji，haiyaochuyijingzhan？
“woyoubushichushi。zaishuole，woyigedananren，zhuchengzheiyangbuyetingzhengchang……”songyandishengmaiyuan。
libeitingtaimouqingxiao，zhuanshenchaoloushangzouqu。
这就吃完了？
songyaneran，libeitingtajiuchilejikou，langfei！fubai！wanedezibenzhuyi！
他不吃，自己吃！
mouziliyidaojingguangshanguo，songyanrulangsihudiwangxiangneiwanhaimaozhereqidepaomian，duanqilaimengwangzuilisailejikou！
meiweizhengzaikouzhongjujiao，modiloushangchuanlaiyigeshengyin——
“不嫌脏吗？”
songyanhedeshouyidouchadiandiudiaociwan，taiyanjiujiandaobuzhidaoshenmeshihouzhuanshendelibeiting，zhengyongfuzadeyanshendingzheta。
zongshizheimecubujifang……tadezheitiaoxiaomingruguobushizaibaohutadeguochengzhongxianshenerwangde，jiushibeitahuoshengshengheside！
zhanwenyihou，tasongyankanlekanwanli，xiayishidehuida：“zangshenmezang？”
她没有洁癖。
“ng？”libeitingtiaomei。
songyanyanleyixiakoushui，youxiebushedefangxiashouzhongdemian，yanjingshuiwangwangdekanxianglibeiting，“zongcai，wozhendexiangchi。”
shuowan，jixuwangzuilisaileyikou。
“吃吧。”
diuxiazheilianggezi，libeitingzhuanshenshanglou，zoujinwoshidetachunjiaoyiwan，yanliliuluchuyisiyanzangbuzhudexiaoyi，taochushouji，jicaiwuzhuguanfasongleyitiaoduanxin：
“songyandejiangjinyijiu。”
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