《pianzhizongcai，heikejiaoqichongshangtian》shishutengxiadelanmaozuijinchuangzuodehaomenzongcaileixiaoshuo，qingjiejingmiaojuelun，kourenxinxian，zhideyikan。《pianzhizongcai，heikejiaoqichongshangtian》jingcaijiexuan：weileyizhizijishenshangdehanzheng，kuangqihanjiangtataozailezijishenbian。tayizhiyiweizijijiangtaniedesiside，zhidaozaiyiciwangluodasaishangfaxianzijiquanjindenvrenshizeshiguojizhumingnvheike！haibeipojuanruleyichangheikeanshaxingdongzhong！weilejiuta，tazaibaozhazhongsiwang，taquezaizheishihuaiyunle！zhaokangongsihehaizidezhongdanluozaitashenshang！wunianhou，haizicanjiaguojiwangluodasai，touzirenhanqueyouzhehetajiweixiangsidemiankong！taduitamenmuziquemeiyourenhejiyi。gongzhiqiweilezhaoxunzhenxiang，jiejintadeshenghuo，fanguolaiquebeitajiangleyijun.......
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tajingedikanzheta，erhoutinghuadidianlediantou，“hao。”
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“hanye，daole。”guzhoutingche。
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“a......”tadequnbaiyouxiezhang，xiachedeshihoubuxiaoxincaidaole，zhenggerencongcheshangpulexialai，ranhou.....wenwendiluoruletadehuaili......
e......tazhendebushiguyiyao“touhuaisongbao”de......
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——yuanlaitashirangguzhouzhuanshen，yimiantakandaozijigangadeyimian。
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yuanbentonghongdexiaolianranshangleliangtuohongyun。
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tazhihaopizhe，meiyoujixufanbo。
fanzhengyemeiyoushenglidekeneng。
孤舟收起了伞。
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既是如此....
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……
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erta，zuoweiyige“wairen”，peitachuxianzaizheiyangdechanghe，sihuyouzhuduodebushi。
zaijiashang……kuangqihanzheiyangturuqilaideqinnidongzuo，shizaixiangzheigenvrenxuanbushenmema？tamenyoushishenmeguanxi？
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zheihuajiuxiangshiyibalijian，henhendizhajinlegongzhiqidexin。
kuangqihanmingxianganjuedaotawanzhezijideshoujiazhonglelidao。
“kuangjiashibiantianlema？shenmeshihoulundaoyigewairenshuosandaosile？”kuangqihanyinchendemuguangkanxianglaichuzhi。
renshitadailaide，jiusuanyaozhishouhuajiao，yelunbudaotayige“wairen”。
“nizenmeshuohuani？”kuangbinkandaozijideqizishouweiqule，qishenshuoleju。
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“tabuguoshishuolejushihua，niyouhebirucijifen？”laoyezizhongyukaikoule。
“ba，tazheimingxianjiushimuzhongwuren！”
“muzhongwurenyeba，kuangwangzidayeba，douzuoxia，haohaopeilaotouziwochigefan，chiwanleyaozenmesishaneishinimendeshi。”
况斌瞬间哑口。
laichuzhiyechilebie，yishengbuhangzuolexialai。tazaizheigejiaconglaijiumeiyoudiwei，gengmeiyouhuayuquan。
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