
xiaoshuozhurengongshisuhuanyueshengchengyuandexiaoshuoshi《qibaoguilainaofantian》,zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshixuanerchuangzuodehaomenzongcaileixingdexiaoshuo,wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie,wenbijijia,shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu:shushu,qingwenniquelaopoma?maiyisongqideneiyizhong!shengdazongcaikanzheyanqiandeqigexiaojiahuo,taiyangxueyituyitude。gaisidenvren!wunianqianshuiletajiupao。wunianhouhaixiangdaizhetadewapao。zhendeshiyikezhongyebunengzaiguanzhetale!renqian,shengdazongcaidashouyihui,lengshengminglingdao,“lairen,basuhuanyueneigenvrenjiwobanghuilai,woyaojiafasihou!”renhou,shengdazongcailikeyaoshenyibian,kelianbabadao,“laopo,qiunijinwanbiezaiganwozoule,woduitianfashi,woliannidetoufasidoubuhuipengyixia。”suihou,wuneichuanlaiyishengzheneryulongdenuhou。“shengchengyuannizheigehundan,nibushishuolianwodetoufasidoubuhuipengyixiame!”“laopoyuanwanga,wozhenmeipengnitoufa……”...
阿——
阿嚏——
suyejinhesuyezetongshidaleyigepenti!
bangexiaoshihou,suyezezhanzailuodichuangqianrouleroubizi,yiliandebushuang,“shengchengyuanzheigounanrendebaobiao,doushixiegoume,paichalezheimejiuhaibujieshu!”
suyezepanzheshuangtui,dadalieliedezuozaishengchengyuandechuangtoushang。
tashoulinazheyigepingguo,fangzaizuilikacakacadeyaozhe。
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suyezenanyizhixindidengdaleshuangyan,“youshui,zheidabaitiande,nishizhuma!”
suyejindiujitayigedadadebaiyan。
猪有什么错?
要背这个锅!
“yaobuwomenqukanxiamamihexiaoxingerba?”tazouguolai,zhijiejiutiaodaolechuangshang!
ranhoupailepaichuangdian,yishuangyanjingliangjingjingde,“zheichuangbucuo!”
估计可以卖很多钱!
suyejinchidiaozuihouyikoupingguo,bapingguohewanglajitongliyireng,dongzuoshuaiqieryouxiaosa!
“那当然!”
fouzetayebuhuixiangzaizheilishuiyijuele!
嘁,渣爹的房间!
真香!
医院,走廊上。
sanwubushidejiuyoujigehushicouzaiyiqi,taolunzhegangcongguowaihuilaidenaokezhuanjia。
“nimenkandaoxiaoyishengmeiyou?haoshuaia!”
“shuaiqi、wenrou、duojin,wodenanshenbenshen……”
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“meideni,renjiaxiaoyishengnverdouneimedale,hainengzhaonizuonvpengyou,xiangshenmeni?”
“wohaoxianmuxiaoyishengdeairen,tashangbeizishizhengjiuleyinhexime,zheibeizijingrannengjiajixiaoyisheng!”
“……”
shengchengyuanyouzhongbuhaodeyugan,jiaozhuyigehushi,zhouzhemeitouwen,“nimenshuodeshinagexiaoyisheng?”
beijiaozhudehushiyilianmengbi,buguohaishihuidatadao,“jiushiguojizhimingdenaokezhuanjia,xiaotianyiya。chuleta,haiyounagexiaoyisheng?”
guoranshineigejitadailelvmaozidejianfu!
taxiangbumingbaixiaotianyiyoushenmehaode,shibitashuai?haishibitayouqian?!
neigenvrendeyanjingshibeigoushijihuleme!
shengchengyuanheizhelian,dabuliuxingdewangxiaoxingerdebingfangzouqu。
gangzoudaomenkou,tajiukandaosuhuanyuepazaichuangshang,yigechuanzhebaidagua,daizhejinsebiankuangyanjingdenanrenzhanzaibingchuangqian。
tadeshou,cikezhengfangzaisuhuanyuedeyaoshang!
shengchengyuandunjuedeyizhenxueqishangyong,yijiaobabingfangdemenchuaikai,“nimenzaizuoshenme?!”
neizhiwendeyuqi,jiufangfoshizhuazhulehongxingchuqiangdeqizi!
suhuanyuemeiliaodaotahuituranchuangjinlai,chengzheshuangshoudasuanqishen。
“biedong,xiaoxindaihuiershangdaoyao!”
萧天翊出言制止!
dicheneryoufuyoucixingdesangyin,shifendeyueerdongting。
heshengchengyuanneilengdandeyinsebutong,tayikaikou,jiurangrenyouzhongxiangyaochenzuiqizhongdechongdong!
shengchengyuanjiantazhendemeiyoudongzuo,nuhuoyibojieyibode!
talaidaochuangqian,shenshoujiuyaoquzhuaita,“suhuanyue,ninandaobugaixiangwohaohaojieshiyixia?”
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beizijinvrendejianfujiaotazizhong?!
zheikouqizenmedouyanbuxiaqu!
shengchengyuanweixiandebanmizheshuangmou,mianserubing,“rangkai!”
xiaotianyineishuangjinkuangyanjingxiademouzi,kanshangquhaowubolan,shengyinqueshizhujianlenglexialai,“baoqianxiansheng,niruguoxiangduiyueerzuochushenmeguojidexingwei,wohuilikeqingnilikai!”
月儿?!
tapingshenmejiaozheimeqinre!
shengchengyuanetoushangdeqingjintuqi,yangqiyiquanjiuchaotadebiliangdaqu!
xiaotianyiziranbuhuiguaiguaidezhanzaiyuandirangtada,liangrenzhenjianduimaimang,shunjianjiuzaibingfanglidadachushou。
suhuanyuedenaodaiyouxiedangji。
zheishihuoxingzhuangdiqiuleme,liangrenyiyanbuhejiukaida!
youqishitianyi,tarenshitazheimeduonian,haishidiyicijiantaherendongshou!
tajuedeyouxietouteng,huhandao,“tianyi,biedale。”
xiaotianyilikemiyanxiaodao,“fangxinbayueer,womeishi,nibuyongdanxin!”
shengchengyuandexinlijiuxiangshidafanlewuweiping,zheiziweibietiduosuanshuangle!
没事儿是吧?!
显摆是吧?!
那他就打到他有事!
tafalehen,zhijiejiubaxiaotianyideyanjingjidadiaole!
xiaotianyiyehuiletayiquan,liangrendelianshangdougualecai,kanshangqulangbeidaobuxing!
yanjianzheliangrenyuelaiyuehen,suhuanyuerenbuzhutigaosangyinnuhouleyisheng,“xingle,yaodachuquda!biezaizheilidaraowoxiuxi!”
xiaotianyiliketinglexialai,roushenghongdao,“bieshengqiyueer,dabulewozhanzaiyuandibuhaishoujiushi。”
suhuanyueyouxiewunaidetanleyikouqi。
tajianqidishangdejinkuangyanjing,zoudaotashenpang,“xiacibazijideyanjingbaohuhaole!”
“yueerbuyongdanxin,jibianshimeiyouyanjing,yueerzaiwoyanlirengranshizuimeide!”
额……
这货今天吃错药了!
suhuanyuedunshimantouheixian,bayanjingsaidaoxiaotianyishoulihou,tazhuanguotoukanxiangleshengchengyuan,“nilaizuoshenme?”
该死!
zheigemeixinmeifeidechunnvren,tanandaokanbujiantayeshoushangle!
taqiangrenzhenuhuo,youxieyaoyaqiechi,“wonandaobugailai?!”
他恶狠狠地盯着她!
taruoshiganshuoyijushi,tajiusidingle!
suhuanyuedaimeiweicu,“ninandaogaichuxianzaizheilima?”
shengchengyuanqidexiangqiasita!
不识好歹的女人!
tazaowanyouyitianyaobeitajihuohuoqisi!
“suhuanyue,nishibushiwanglezijideshenfen?”
dangzhetademianhebiedenanrenqingqingwowo!
可真是好样的!
suhuanyueqingqingminleminchun,“baoqian,wotingbudongnizaishuoshenme!ruguonimeishidehua,qingnilikelikai,wozheilibingbuhuanyingni!”
xiaotianyishangqian,yizhishouzirandefuzailesuhuanyuedeyaoshang,“qingba,shengzong,womenzheilibuhuanyingni!”
suhuanyuezhoulezhoumei,xiayishidexiangyaozhengtuo,tianyijintianzenmele,zheimefanchang!
xiaotianyicoudaozaitaerbian,mizheyanjingxiaodao,“yueer,xiaoxindaihuieryoushandaoyaole。”
苏焕月有些懵。
xianglexiang,yejiulizaiyuandimeidong!
fanzhengzhiyaonengbashengchengyuanzheizunshashensongzou,hetianyipeihezheyanyichangxiyemeishenme!
tashunshiwangxiaotianyihuailikaolekao,shengyinxuruodao,“tianyi,woturanjuedeyouxietouteng,nifuwoquchuangshangxiuxiyihuierba!”
“hao!”xiaotianyichongnideyingleyisheng,ranhouyigegongzhubaojiubatajibaoleqilai。
suhuanyuexianzaiyoumannaozidewenhao!
tajidetagangcaishuodeshifu,bushibaoba?!
shengchengyuanqideyifochushi,erfoshengtian!
xiaotianyicijuduitalaishuo,jianzhishijiushichiluoluodetiaoxin!
tashuangmoubiandexinghong,yishuangyanjingxiangshiconghantanlipaoguoside,lengdeyouxieshenren,tabochunyixian,yiziyijudao,“xiaotianyi,ni、fang、kai、ta!”
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