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小说简介

shenyuansuwanshixiaoshuo《qiubaliyikezaiguzili、queyoushifenfengkuangdefengzizhujiao》zhongshejidaodelinghunrenwu，jinqizaiwangluoshangfeichanghuobao，zuozhe“yundanfengqingying”zhengzaijinluomigugengxinhouxuzhong，gaishuwei：”shenyuandeyuqiburongzhiyi，“zaiwodeshijieli，renhe‘buhexie’，dourutongyebanjinglei。youqishi，zainishenshang。”suwandixiatou。tashisujiabushouzhongshide……

精彩章节

xuzhang：luoyinyuyouyadefengdiandengguang。shilengde。xiangshoushudao。yinle。shibahe。wubanzoudatiqin。yinfu，

keliban，zhuiluo。zazaibosiditanshang，wusheng，queyouzhongliang。ta，shenyuan。zhanzhe。xiangyibingruqiaodetangdao。

xiushenxizhuangdemeiyidaoxiantiao，doutouzheyisibugoudejingzhun。taweiweiqianshen，sishiwudu。jiaodu，

yongchiziliangguoyibanbiaozhun。youshouqinganzuoxiong，zhangxinxiangnei，zhijianweilong。

yigegulao、jihushichuandegongtingjinjianli。duixiang。shiyigegangbeiningduanbozidenanren。tiwen，shangcun。

“shilile。”shenyuankaikou，shengyinrudatiqindediyinxianzhendong，daizheqianrandeyouya。“nindejinggu，

fachulebuhexieyin。pohuailezheiquzideyunlv。wo，shenganyihan。”taraoguoshiti，bulvwusheng。

congxiongdaichouchusipa，baideciyan。mantiaosilidi，cashimeiyigenshouzhi。zhijiefenming，

ganjingdebuxianggangxingguoxiong。ranhou，tanaqichajishangdeyigegudongyinlehe。shangxian。dingdongdeleshengliuchu，

qudailebahe。“xianzai，hexiele。”taweixiao。chunjiaohudu，wanmeidexiangshiyongshuxuegongshijisuanguo。yandi。

queshiyipianhundunde、xuanzhuandexingkong。fengkuang，beijizhiliyiyasuochengde、gaomidufengkuang。zheijiushishenyuan。

baliyikezaiguzili，queyoushifenfengkuangdefengzi。erzheiyiqie，jinjinshiyinweisanxiaoshiqian，

tafaxianleneigemimi——taqizi，suwan。neiyuanrun、baixi、tongchangbeileisibianbaoguodezuocetunbanshang。

duoleyige。shenmide。erweima。diyizhang：**、wanyanyucuoweideyinfusuwanjuede，

shenyuanjinwanyouxiebutong。jutinalibutong？shuobushanglai。tayijiuweitalakaicanyi，dongzuoliuchangruhuxi。

yijiuzaitazuoxiahou，jiangcanjinqingqingpuzaitaxishang。yijiuyongneishuangshenbujiandideyanmouzhushita，zhishineizhushi，

sihudaishanglexianweijingdejingdu。tamenzaishenjialaozhaidedingcengcanting。shuijingdengzheshezhexuhuandeguang。

kongqilishimingguixiangliaohemouzhongwuxingyayihunhedeweidao。“jintiandexunyuzijiang，chandibucuo。

”shenyuanqiezhepanzhongdexiaoyangpai，yinchayugucipanbianyuanjiechu，meiyoufachusihaozaoyin。“diwenmanzhu，

suozhulezhishui。dan，huohouchalelingdiansanmiao。rouzhixianweideduanliegan，bugouwanmei。

”shiliyipangdemiqilinsanxingzhuchu，etouqinchuxihan。suwanmianqiangxiaolexiao。“wojuede……henhaochi。

”shenyuantaiyan，kanta。muguangwenhe，querangsuwanzhijianweiliang。“wanwan，nidui‘wanmei’debiaozhun，

zongshiguoyukuanrong。”tafangxiadaocha，naqijiubei，qingqingyaohuang，guanchazhejiuleihualuodeguiji。

“jiuxiangnizongshuo，neishuangclde**gousileyewusuowei。dan，xiacijiushixiaci。bixubeixiuzheng。”**。

suwanxiayishibinglongshuangtui。jintianchuande，

zhengshichristianlouboutinde**kuanheise**，cebianyoujingzhideleisicixiu。

talianzheidouzhuyidaole？“yidianxiaogousi……bumingxiande。”taxiaoshengshuo。“mingxian。

”shenyuandeyuqiburongzhiyi，“zaiwodeshijieli，renhe‘buhexie’，dourutongyebanjinglei。youqishi，

zainishenshang。”suwandixiatou。tashisujiabushouzhongshide“zhenqianjin”，yinianqiancaibeicongxiangxiajiehui，

tidaineiweijingxinpeiyangquebingruode“jiaqianjin”suqing，jiajilezheigeshenbukecedenanrenshenyuan。

zaizheichanghaomenlianyinli，tashizhongxianggecuoweideyinfu。ershenyuan，shineigezhuiqiujueduiyinzhundezhihuijia。

tayizhiyiwei，tadepianzhijinxianyuliyi、meishi、yinlezheixieshangliushehuidewanwu。zhidaojintianxiawu。

tazaiyimaojianshichuanxindaodelifu。zhuanshenshi，qunbaiyangqi。shenhoudeluodijing，qingxidiyingchutahoubeidequxian，

yiji……tunbanshangneigetuwude、muzhidaxiaodeheisefangkuai。tajingediyongshouqumo。pifuguanghua，

neituanxiangshicongpixiashengzhangchulaide。tayongshoujitoutousaomiao。pingmuxianshi——wuxiaoerweima。tahuangle。

zheishishenme？shenmeshihouchuxiande？pifubing？mouzhongezuoju？tabuganshengzhang，youqishiduishenyuan。

tapazhei“buhexie”deyinfu，huiyinfataweizhidefanying。xianzaikanlai，takeneng……yijingfaxianle？

wancanzaichenmozhongjieshu。shenyuanyongcanjinqinganzuijiao，qishen，raodaotashenhou。tadeshou，daizheliangyi，

qingqingfangzaitadeyaoce。suwanyizhan。“wanwan，”tadehuxifuguotadeerkuo，shengyindichenruninan，

“nisihu，youleyige……shuyuwomendexiaomimi。”tazhidaole！suwandexinzangjihutiaochuxiongqiang。

shenyuandeshouzhi，shunzhetadejizhu，huanhuanxiahua。gezhelifudemianliao，neichuganqueqingxidekepa。zuizhong，

tingliuzaineigeyinmideweizhifujin。meiyouzhijiechupeng，danweixiegan，rutongshizhi。“biepa。”tadixiao，

neixiaoshenglidaizheyizhonglingrenmaogusongrandewenrou，“wohuinongqingchu。zheimeituranchuxiande‘wenshen’，

daodishishei，ganzaiwoqizideshenshang，liuxiayinji。”tafutaqishen，dongzuoyijiuwuketiaotideshenshi。

“leile，womenhuifangxiuxi。”huidaoneijianjuda、shehua、quebinglengruqiulongdewoshi。shenyuanfanshousuoshangmen。

nei“kada”yisheng，zaisuwantinglai，rutongpanjue。tazouxiangta，bufacongrong，xiangbijinliewudedingjilveshizhe。

“xianzai，wanwan，”tajiekailexizhuangdediyikekouzi，yandidexingkongkaishijuliexuanzhuan，

fengkuangjijiangpokailiyidefengyin，“rangwomen，haohaodi、zixidi。saomiaoyixianeige……shenmideerweima。

dierzhang：saomiao、xitongyushirishijiesuwanbeiqingroudi、queburongfankangdianzaipuzheaijimianchuangdandedachuangshang。

lianmaijinrouruandezhentou，huxikunnan。tanengganjuedao**debianyuanlejinpifu，

nengganjuedaowanlifulalianbeihuanhuanchexia。binglengdekongqi，chujitabaoludejifu。quruhekongju，

rangtasesefadou。shenyuandedongzuo，quedaizheyizhongyanjiuzhedelengjingheqiancheng。tadiaozhenglechuangtoudeshuijingyuedudeng，

rangguangxianyizuijiajiaodu，toushezaineipianbaixidejifushang。neigeheisedeerweima，zaiguangxianxiayufaqingxi。

xiantiaoguizheng，mokuaifenming，touzheyigufeizirande、binglengdejishugan。shenyuannachuzijideshouji。

bushishimianshangrenheyikuanliuxingxinghao，ershitezhide，jinshuwaiqiao，xiantiaolengying。

tadakaiyigemeiyourenhetubiaodechunheiyingyong，duizhunerweima。“di”deyishengqingxiang。

bushichangjiandesaomiaochenggongtishiyin。neishengyin，gengxiangshizhizhenbodongleyigegulaodeluopan，huozhe，

mouzhongjixiesuobeidakai。shoujipingmu，shunjianquanhei。ranhou，

shilingyu：liyizhijie（yijuexing：zongshiji）】【shijiejianglindaojishi：shiri】【renwu：yushijiejianglinqian，

huoquzhishaoyidao“benyuanguize”，huozhushaqitaxingzouzhe，duoquqilingyu。shibai，zechengweishijieyangfen。

】wenzixiafang，shiyigebuduantiaodongde、xinghongdedaojishi：9tian23xiaoshi59fen……shenyuandetongkong，

weiweishousuo。yandineihundundexingkong，sihuyouxingchenyinmie，youyouxindexingchendansheng。fengkuang，

zhaodaolexindehangdao。“shijie？xingzouzhe？benyuanguize？”tadishengjujiaozhezheixiecihui，feidanmeiyoukongju，

zuijiaofanergouqiyimojiduyuyue、jiduganxingqudehudu。“youqu。bibahedepingjunlv，

bishiqishijiboerduodehongjiu，youquyiwanbei。”shoujipingmuzaibian。chengxianchuyigejianyidejiemian。

顶部是倒计时。

xiafangyoujigexuanxiang：【lingyuxinxi】【xingzouzheditu】【shijiezhi】【guizeku（weijiesuo）】。

tadiankai【lingyuxinxi】。

：liyizhijie】【dengji：zongshi】【miaoshu：yishijianyiqieliyi、guiju、fadianweijishigoujiandeneixinshijie。

zaicilingyuyingxiangxia，yanxingjiefufadu，juzhijieweichidu。yuwushengchutingjinglei，yuchidujianjianzhenzhang。

】【dangqiannengli：】jueduiyigui：xiaofuniuquxianshi，

shizishenxingweizaitarenrenzhizhongfuhe“zuiwanmeiliyi”，jidajiangdidiyi，tishengshuofu/weisheli。

chidulingyu（weijiesuo）：yizishenweizhongxin，zhankaiwuxinglichang。lichangnei，

yiqiewuli、nengliangyundongxuzunxunteding“guize”（xuzhurubenyuanguizejihuo）。？？？

（weijiesuo）shenyuanguandiaojiemian，diankai【xingzouzheditu】。pingmubianchengyifumohudechengshifukantu，

zhongxinyigelvseguangdiandaibiaoziji。chengshidebutongjiaoluo，sanbuzhejishigehongseguangdian，youdejingzhi，

youdehuanmanyidong。zaishenjialaozhaifujin，jiuyousansigehongdian，qizhongyige，yichangmingliang，

jihujiuzai……gebibieshu？sujia。jiaqianjinsuqingdezhuchu。shenyuanyanzhongdexingweigengnongle。

suwanganjuedaoyalidexiaoshi，xiaoxinyiyidifanguoshen，laguobeizizhezhushenti。takandaoshenyuandingzheshoujipingmu，

lianshangneizhonghunhezheyouyahekuangredefuzabiaoqing，rangtabuhanerli。“shenyuan……nei、neidaodishishenme？

”shenyuanshouqishouji，fuxiashen，yongshoubeiqingqingmosuotadelianjia。dongzuowenrou，yanshenqueruilirudao。“wanwan，

woqinaideqizi。”tadeshengyindaizheyizhongfaxianxinwanjudexinxi，“nidaihuileyige……budeledeshijie。

”“yige，xuyaozhongxindingyi‘liyi’he‘fengkuang’deshijie。”“erni，”tadezhijianhuadaotadechunbian，

“shidakaizheigeshijiede，weiyideyaochi。”jiuzaizheishi，woshimenwaichuanlaiqingqingdekoumensheng。

guanjiagongjingdeshengyinxiangqi：“shaoye，shaonainai，qing**laifang。shuoshiyoujishi，yidingyaojianshaonainai。

”suqing？zheimewanle？shenyuanhesuwanduishiyiyan。shenyuanyandidexingkong，huanhuanliuzhuan。

tayouyadibangsuwanlilelilingluandefasi，roushengshuo：“kanlai，diyiwei‘keren’，yijingpobujidaile。

”“wanwan，jizhu。congxianzaiqi，nikandaodemeiyige‘ren’，doukenengbuzaishi‘ren’。tamen，

shi‘xingzouzhe’。”“eryouxiguize，bianle。”“liyi，shiwomendejian。fengkuang，shijianqiao。”“haoxi，

kaichangle。”disanzhang：jiaqianjin、chayiyuguizesuipianketingli，suqingzhengduanzuozhepaocha。shoufaxingyunliushui，

daizhebiaoyanxingzhidemeigan。tachuanzhesuyadeqipao，qizhiwenwan，yuwojianyouliandesuwanxingchengxianmingduibi。

tashisujiajingxinpeiyangleershiniandemingzhu，jishizhenqianjinhuigui，tayijiupingjieshouduanherenxin，

zaisujiazhanjuyixizhidi。“wanwan，jiefu。”suqingtaimou，yanzhongdaizheqiadaohaochudedanyouheyisiweiqu，

“zheimewandarao，shizaibuhaoyisi。danwoxinlishizaibuan，zhihaoguolai……”shenyuanyouyadizuozaizhuwei，

zuoleyige“qingjixu”deshoushi，zitaiwuketiaoti。“wufang。wanwanyezhengxuyaorenshuoshuohua。

”suwanzuozaishenyuanpangbian，shouzhijinzhangdijiaozheyijiao。suqingjiangpaohaodecha，

yongchajiagongjingdifangdaoshenyuanhesuwanmianqian。“shi……guanyujintianxiawu，wosongjiwanwandeneitaoneiyi。

”tayuyanyouzhi，“neitaoneiyi，keneng……youdianwenti。”suwanyileng。neigeerweimachuxiandeweizhi，

zhengshijintianxinhuanshangdeneiyibaoguodequyu！shenyuanduanqichabei，xiulexiuchaxiang，bingbuyinyong。“e？

shenmewenti？”“neishiwoyigepengyoucongguowaidaihuilaide……xiaozhongpinpai。”suqingmianlunanse，

“woyeshigangzhidao，neigepinpaideranliao，kenenghanyouteshudeyingguangji。duishaoshutizhiminganderen，

kenenghuizaipifushangzaochengduanzande……yinji。xiangshiguominfanying。”jieshiheqingheli。

shenzhizhudongbaolu“xianyi”，yituiweijin。shenyuanweiweiyixiao，fangxiachabei。beidiyutuopanjiechu，

fachuqingcuiyixiang。rutongfatingshangfaguanluochui。“qing**youxinle。”tayuqiwenhe，yanshenquexiangxguang，

chuantoulesuqingdebiaoyan，“buguo，wanwanpifushangde，bingfeiguominyinji。”suqingtongkongweibukechadiyisuo。

“neishiyigeerweima。”shenyuanzhijiedianpo，rutongliangchudipai，“yige，henyouyisideerweima。

”suqinglianshangdexuese，shunjiantunqu。tashouzhongdechajia，“pa”didiaozaichapanshang。

pohuailewanmeidechadaoyishi。shenyuande【jueduiyigui】qiaoranfadong。tacikedemeiyigezi，

doudaizheyizhonglingrenxinfude、burongzhiyideliliang。“qing**，nisihu，zhidaoxieshenme？

”qiangdadeyapogan，wushengdilongzhaoxialai。neibushiwuli，ershiyuanzigenggaoweidude“guize”yazhi。

suqingdeshentiweiweizhandou。zaishenyuanneirutongshizhide“liyi”lichangxia，taganjuezijirenhedehuangyanhebiaoyan，

douxiangshixiaochoudezhuoliejiliang，shiduimouzhongshenshengguizedexiedu。tajiannandikaikou，

shengyinganse：“wo……wobuzhidaoneishierweima……zhishi，

songwoneiyideneige‘pengyou’shuo……shuoruguowanwanshenshangchuxianyichangtuan，yidingyaogaosuta……”“pengyou？

”shenyuanshentiweiweiqianqing，kansisuiyi，quedaijisuqinggengdadeyali，“tajiaoshenme？

yeshi……‘xingzouzhe’ma？”“xingzouzhe”sangezirutongjinglei，zhaxiangzaisuqingerbian。tamengditaitou，

kanxiangshenyuandeyanshenchongmanlejingkonghenanyizhixin。“ni……nizenmehuizhidao？！niyebeixuanzhongle？！

”“huidawodewenti。”shenyuandeyuqiyijiupingjing，quedaizhecaijuebandeweiyan。

suqingdexinlifangxianchedibengkui。

“ta……tajiao‘moxiansheng’……shitabangwojuexingde……tashuozhiyaowobangtajianshiwanwan，

jiunengzai‘shijie’jianglinhou，baowosujiapingan……”“moxiansheng。”shenyuanjixiazheigemingzi。

“nidelingyushishenme？”“shi……【chayizhijing】……”suqingzhanshenghuida，“nengtongguochadaoyishi，

qingweiyingxiangtarendeqingxu……”shenyuanyanzhongshanguoyisileran。dijidefuzhulingyu。nanguairucibukanyiji。

“neime，gaosuwo，”shenyuandeshengyinchongmanleyouhuoli，queyoubinglengrutie，“guanyu‘benyuanguize’，

nizhidaoduoshao？”suqingmangrandiyaotou：“moxianshengmeixishuo……tazhishuo，neishi‘shijie’delilianggenyuan，

sanluozaishijiegedi，xuyaotedingdeqijicainenghuoqu……”shenyuandingzhetakanlejimiao，querentameiyoushuohuang。

tahuanhuankaohuishafabei，yalizhoujian。“qing**，jinwandechahenhao。”tahuifulebinbinyoulidezitai，

“xiexienidexinxi。zuoweihuibao，wojiniyigejianyi。”suqingjinzhangdikanzheta。“likaisujia。like。

mashang。”shenyuandeyuqiqingmiaodanxie，queyunhanzheburongzhiyideweixie，“nidemoxiansheng，henkuaihuizishennanbao。

erni，ruguojixuliuzaizheili，wobubaozhengnideanquan。bijing，lianjinzhijian，

yeyinggaibaochishidangde……juli。zheicaishiliyi，bushima？”suqingliansecanbai，huangmangqishen，

jihushiyongtaodelikaileshenjia。ketinglihuifuanjing。suwanhaichuyujudadexinxichongjizhong，wufahuishen。

“xingzouzhe”、“shijie”、“lingyu”……zheixiecihuichongjizhetadeshijieguan。

shenyuanquenaqisuqingyongguodeneizhichabei，zixiguanchazhebeiyan。zaineili，

canliuzheyisijidande、jihuwufachajuedeqiyinengliangbodong。butongyusuqingde【chayizhijing】，genggulao，

genghuise。tashenchushizhi，qingqingchupengneicanliudenengliang。naohaizhong，shoujijiemian【guizeku】neiyilan，

yuanbenhuisede“weijiesuo”ziyang，weiweishanshuoleyixia。suiranhenkuaihuifuhuise，danshenyuanganzhidaole。

taxiaole。youya，erfengkuang。“kanlai，huoquguizesuipiandediyigexiansuo……”“jiuzangzaizheibeichali。

”“liesha，kaishile。”disizhang：moxiansheng、guwanjieyuchiguizhijiejiexialaideliangtian，

shenyuandongyonglesuoyouliliangdiaocha“moxiansheng”。xiansuozhixiangchengxiyitiaoyulonghunzadeguwanjie。chuxingqian，

shenyuanweisuwanzhunbeileyitaoteshudeyiwu。baokuoyishuangkansiputong，