koubeichaogaodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《qingbeiyuluozi》，zhengyuanbaichixiaodieshijuqingfazhanlibukaideguanjianjiaose，wucuobanjuqingmiaoshu：“dongzong，fangguwengangjiarugongsi，duiwomendechengbenjiegoushangbulejie。”“yichengbandeyouhuiyijingshiwomendejixianrangbu，zheiyangcainengquebaoweinintigongzhangqiyouzhide……
第一章
chixiaodiexingfendixuanbupinqinglehaiguiqiannanyoufangyicheng。
bingshanzidaitajianlewokuxinlianxidedongzong。
dangwozhichufangyichengquefaxingyejingyanshi，chixiaodiebuyuedao：
“zhengyuanbai，womenyijingyoulianggehaizile，nihaiweiyigeqiannanyouchicu？”
方亦诚趁机讽刺：
“yikaoqizijiazuqijiaderenhaizhengtianyishenyigui，zhenfengci。”
zheifanhuarangdongzongmeitouzhouqi。
“nimendejiashiwobuganxingqu，danzheidanshengyiwozhigenzhengxianshengtan。”
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dongzongshuowan，qishenbianzhunbeilikai。
chixiaodielianseshunjianbiandecanbai，xianranmeiliaodaojingxinchoubeidehezuohuizheiyanggaochui。
wozhishilengjingdihelekoushui，zheichangnaojuyuwowuguan。
“董总请留步！”
“womenduizheicichengdongxindiandehezuochongmanqidai。“
“ruguonindanxintouzihuibao，womenkeyijiangtexujingyingquanfeiyongjianmiandaosancheng，yuandiyushichangshuiping！”
fangyichengturanqishen，reqingyangyidishuo。
餐桌上一片寂静。
我的心跳几乎停滞。
一成半。
zheishiwoyucaiwutuanduifanfujisuandedixian。
zaidi，meikaiyijiadianwomenjiuyaokuisunshijiwanzhuangxiufeihepeixunfei。
erfangyichengjuranzhijiechengnuosancheng？
“dongzong，fangguwengangjiarugongsi，duiwomendechengbenjiegoushangbulejie。”
“yichengbandeyouhuiyijingshiwomendejixianrangbu，zheiyangcainengquebaoweinintigongzhangqiyouzhidefuwuzhichi。”
我迅速介入。
fangyichengbudanmeiyoushoulian，fanerluchugengjia“wugu“debiaoqing：
“aiya，wohaiyiweizhengzonghedongzongshiduonianhaoyouni，xiangzhepengyouzhijianyinggaihuxiangzhaogu。”
“yuanlaizhiyuanyirangliyichengbana，kanlaishiwolijiecuole。”
他夸张地耸耸肩：
“jirandongzongbujijiaolirunchajuyeyaozhichilaopengyou，neiwozheigewairenjiubugaichazuile。”
“抱歉打扰各位。”
zheifanyanjijingzhandefayanshunjianrangwoxianruliangnan。
dongzongtingxiajiaobumiqiyanjingdingzhewo。
woyibalazhuzhunbeilixidefangyicheng：
“nidaodizaiwanshenmebaxi？”
zhuanxiangchixiaodie，wonuliyazhishengyinzhongdenuyi：
“yichengbandeyouhuishijingguowomenduocihuiyiquedingdedixian，nixianzaizongrongyigeganglaideguwensuiyititiaojian，shiyaochediduansongwomenyudongzongdehezuoguanxima？”
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fangyichengzhongjiuzhishigegangdaogongsideguwen。
ruochixiaodienengzhanzaiwozheibian，dongzongdinghuiliangjiegangcaineichangxiaochaqu。
danchixiaodiedefanyingquechuhuwoyiliao，taturanpaianerqi：
“zhengyuanbai，nibiezaizheierzhuangmozuoyangle！womendecaiwutuanduizaojiufenxiguo，wanquankeyijidongzongsanchengyouhui。”
tazhuanxiangdongzong，yanzhongshanshuozhechengken：“dongzong，duonianhezuohuobanle，wobunengrangtazheiyangfuyannin。zheixienianninweiwomenyinjianleduoshaoziyuan？liyingdedaozuidachengyi。”
“zuoshengyijiangjiuliangxinerzi，jiusuanzhengyuanbaishiwozhangfu，woyebunengzhuzhouweinve！”
dongzongdebiaoqingshunjianyinchenxialai，ruilidemuguangzhiciwoxin：“yuanlairuci，zhengyuanbai，nibawodangshenmele？”
fangyichengchenjishangqian，yilianyoulvdianzhudongzongdejianbang：“dongzongxinu，youxierenjiushijianliwangyi，jintianxinghaochizonghewojishigandao，fouzeninyouyaobeimengpianyicile。”
chixiaodiehuangusizhou，jubeiweixiao：“dongzong，ruguoninjuedeyuzhengyuanbaihezuobuyukuai，yihoukeyizhijiezhaofangguwen。tazaimiqilincantingshixiguo，jingtongquanqiucanyinguanlitixi，yuanbizhengyuanbaizhuanye。”
kanzheyanqianzheiyimu，yiqiedouminglangle。
chixiaodiefenmingshizailiyongwochuangjiandeshangyediguoweiqiannanyoupulu。
wobushirenrenzaigedezhu，yanshenlengliedisaoguoqizi：“nijintiandesuozuosuowei，jianglaibidingrangnizhuihuimoji。”
chixiaodiewenyan，meishaoshuditiaoqi，yanzhonghanguangbilu：“nigaoqingchuzijidedingweilema？”
“zheigegongsidezuigaojuecequanzaiwoshouli，lunbudaonilaizhishouhuajiao！”
huiyiyongshangxintou，woyuchixiaodiebaishouqijiachuangbanlezheijiagongsi。
yinweiaita，wozhudongrangtadanrendongshizhang，ganzuomuhougongchen。
weirangtashixiannvqiangrenmengxiang，**laoshiwu，tafuzeguangxianlianglidegongguan。
tajiekougangshengwanxiaochuanxuyaoxiuyang，yaowodanchugongzhongshiye，woyewutiaojianpeihe。
shenzhitaweilezaiyejieshulidulixingxiang，duiwaixuanchengwozhishijiezhutajiazubeijingqijiadexianren，woyemomorenshouzhezunyanbeijianta。
suoyoudetuirangyuchongai，huanlaidequeshibianbenjialideqingshiyubeipan。
kanzhechixiaodieyufangyichengqinmiwujiandezhanzi，woshenxiyikouqi，juedingzaijitazuihouyicijihui。
bijingxiaochuancaiwusui，wobuyuanrangzhizichengshouposuijiatingdeshangtong。
“nixiangzhongshijiuqingyehao，weifangyichengpuluyeba，wobuganshe。danzheigexiangmuzuiduojianmianyichengbandejiamengfei，zheishidixian！”
sanchengyouhuiqueshicengshiwomentaolunguodefangan，danneizhishilixiangzhuangtaixiadekongtan。
zhenzhengjiruzhuangxiu、peixun、xuanchuandengshijichengbenhou，zuiduozhinengchengshouyichengbandejianmian。
fouzejiushipeibenmaimai，bujindebudaohuibao，haiyaochixukuisun！
zheixieniangongsisuiyoujilei，queyejingbuqizheiyangdexiaohao。
yidankailezheigexianhe，houhuanwuqiong。
wojuebunengyanzhengzhengkanzhechixiaodiejiangwomendexinxuefuzhudongliu。
ranerchixiaodiedefanyingchedifensuilewodeqiwang，tamanlianqingmiedidiuxiayiju：
“niyiweipingjienanrendeshenfenjiunengkongzhiwodejuece？”
“gaosuni，xiandainvxingzaishangchangshangsihaobushunanren！wojuedingjianmiansanchengjiushisancheng，yanchubixing！”
dongzonglijijizhangchengzan：“miaoji！chidongshizhangguoranleilifengxing，shuangkuaiganlian，zheicihezuofeinimenmoshu！”
fangyichengtingba，tiaoxindipielewoyiyan：“youxierenkaozheqiziguanghuanhaixiangzhidianjiangshan，shubuzhiyimenmaixiaodenanrenzaishangjiehaowuhuayuquan。”
zheifanjinhuwurudeyanlunjihushizhimingdaoxing，chixiaodiequeshiruowudu，fanerxiaoyinyindiweidongzongzhenjiu。
fangyichengjianshitoudahao，guzuowanxidiyaotou：“benlainengjidongzongsanchengyouhui，niquesixiashuoyichengban。xianzaidongzongbujiqianxianjixuhezuo，nishibushigaiyousuobiaoshi？”
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woduanzuozaiyanhuizhuobian，chenmoyiduifangyichengdetiaoxin。
suiranjinliangnianwozaigongsidehuayuquanyousuoxueruo，danzuoweilianhechuangshiren，wodediweiburongmaofan。
ranerfangyichengjiezhechixiaodiedepiantan，aomandijuqijiubei：
“zhengzong，dongzongmianqianshili，zenmeyegaifajiusanbeiyishichengyiba？”
“bienashenmeganbingzuodangjianpai。”
taturantijiganbing，rangwoxintouyizhen。
wobudongshengsedikanxiangchixiaodie，dengdaitadefanying。
tayanzhongshanguoyisixinxu，dansuijiqiangyingdao：
“hejibeiyouzenmele？”
“又不会致命。”
zheifanhuarutonglirencixin。
sannianqianweituozhanyewu，wozaijiuzhuoshangriyebenbo，zhidaogangongnengshuaijieruyuan。
dangshichixiaodieleiyanposuodichengnuowodejiankangbishiyezhongyao，rangwofashijiejiu。
woningshizhechixiaodie，qingqinghanshou：
“jiranzheishinidejueding，wozunzhong。”
neixinyijueding，zheisanbeiguohou，womenzhijiandeyiqiedaociweizhi。
likaiyanhuitinghou，wotingjianfangyichengduichixiaodieshuo：
“meixiangdaonijuranjiajileyigechushichushendebaofahu。”
“tagangcaihaiganzaidongzongmianqianchangfandiao！”
池晓蝶回应：
“henizheizhongmiqilincantingshixiguodejingyingxiangbi，tazhishigechushixuexiaobiyedecaogen。”
“mingtianwojiuhuidiaozhengtadezhiwei。”
duoniandeganqingzaicikechedibengta。
fangyichengyizaibiandiwo，erqizibujinbuzuzhi，fanerhuoshangjiaoyou。
zouchuhuisuo，gantongrangwowanyaooutu。
jilvshifaxinxiyaoqiuzhunbeilihunwenjianhou，woquchehuijia。
xiaochuanyishuizhe，woshangloufuyao。
bujiu，chixiaodiehuilai，likebuman：
“你好大架子！”
“xianshidiuxiadongzong，xianzaiyouzhuangsiren。”
xiaochuanbeichaoxinghou，fangyichengyongjidaisanwulingshianfuleta。
小川搂着方亦诚：
“方叔叔最好了！”
“babacongburangwochizheixie。”
xiaochuanxiaohuaxitongbuhao，woyizhikongzhitadeyinshi，burangtachineixiebuganjingdedongxi。
池晓蝶却视而不见。
tasuishoujiangwaimaidaidiuzaichajishang：
“yaobushikaolvniganbingfazuo，wocaibuhuizuozheizhongshilideshi。”
小川天真问道：
“zheibushizhuangshengcaidedaizima？”
“babayaochishengcaima？”
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“nihaitiaosanjiansi？“chixiaodiekanwobupengneigewaimaidai，likezhouqimeitou，“jiuzheizhongputongsuliaodaieryi，yigeconghouchuzaotaipachulaidechuziyoushenmezigexianqi？”
taturantigaoleyinliang，sihushiguyirangxiaochuantingqingchu：“wanglezijigangjincanyinyeshi，haizaigaodangcantinghoumenjianbierenrengdiaodeshicaichima？”
zheifanhuarutongyipenbingshuidangtoujiaoxia。woyishijianhuxidoubiandekunnan。
tongniansangfusangmu，wozaicanguanhoumenzhangda，kaobanggongdazahuanquyirisancan。
shichuyixuexiaodeyiweilaoshikanchuwodetianfen，zizhuwowanchengxueye。
biyehoudiyinian，**duchuangdezhaopaicaijiukailexiaodian，bingjiabeifenghailelaoshideenqing。
yuchixiaodiexiangshihou，wocengzaiyigeyuyeqingsulezijidequanbuguowang，meiyousihaoyinman。
neiwantafuzaiwojiantoukuqi，shuoyaoyongyishengdeailaifupingwodeshangtong。
rujintaquezaihaizimianqian，bawozuicuiruodeguoqudangzuoxiurudewuqi。
wonulizhendingqingxu，xianggaosuxiaochuanrenshengdigubingbukechi，fendoucaishizhenli。
danxiaochuanyijingdengdayanjing，manlianxiane：“babayiqianjianshiwuchi？haozanga！guaibudebabazongshiyouguguaiweidao。”
tahoutuijibu，fangfowoshishenmebujiezhiwu：“babazongshijiaowobuyaolangfeishiwu，yuanlaishiyinweitazijijianguobierendeshengfan！”
xiaochuanhuranchaowotulekoushui：“babashigepianzi！wobuyaozheiyangdebaba！”
tazhuanshenpuxiangfangyicheng：“woyaofangshushudangwobaba！fangshushuconglaibupianren！”
fangyichenglouzhexiaochuan，zuochuyifushanjierenyideyangzi：“guai，meigerenzhinengyouyigebaba，wobunengtidaitadeweizhi。”
huayingangluo，xiaochuanjiuhaotaodakuqilai。
wozoujinxiangbaobaota，anfutadeqingxu，quebuliaoxiaochuanturanzhangkouhenhenyaozhuwodeshouwan。
wusuihaizideyachiyizugoufengli，shunjianyaopopifu，xianxueyanzheshoubeiliuxia。
wotengdelenghanzhimao，quebuganyonglizhengtuo，pashangdaotadekouqiang。
xiaochuansongkouhoubingweibaxiu，fanerhuiwuzhexiaoquanjiaomengjiwodefubu。
zhengzhongganqudeyijiaorangwojihuyunjue，gangfuxiadeyaowuxiaoguodangranwucun。
kandaowotongkudebiaoqing，xiaochuanfanerluchushenglizhedeweixiao：
“huaibaba！sheirangnizongshibuzhunwochihaochide！”
tadeyiyangyangdixuanbu：“xianzaiwoyingleni，niyihoubixutingwode！nidabudayingyihourangwochisuoyouxiangchidedongxi？”
moshengercanrendebiaoqingqudailewojiyizhongneigetianzhenkeaidehaizi，tafangfobianchenglelingyigeren。
jianwomeiyoulijihuiying，xiaochuantaituiyouyaotiwo：
“nidaodidabudaying？budayingwojiubuyaonizheigebabale！”
jutongzhongwoxiayishitaishougedang，jieguoxiaochuanshiqupinghengshuaidaozaidi。
talikebaofachuzheneryulongdekusheng：“babadawole！babadawole！”
mianduizheicierdekuhan，woshoucigandaodebushixinteng，ershishenshendejuanyi。
fangyichengxunsubaoqixiaochuan，yongzebeidemuguangkanzhewo：“haizizaizenmediaopi，niyebunengduitadongshoua！tahaizhishigewusuidehaizi！”
chixiaodiezhanzaiyipang，muguangzhongmanshibiyi：“younizheiyangdefuqin，duihaizilaishuojianzhishixiuru。”
tashengyinbingleng：“xiageyuedejiazhanghuinibiequle，miandediuren。wohuidaifangguwencanjia。”
“gongsilidezongjianzhiweiniyebuyongganle，congmingtianqinijifangguwendangzhuli。”
gantongrutongwanjianchuanxin，wojihuzhanlibuwen，budebuyaoposhejianrangzijibaochiqingxing。
mianqiangjichujigezi：“suinimendeyi。”
“chixiaodie，womenlihunba。haizinilaiyang。”
“nishuoshenme？”tananyizhixindidengdayanjing。
“woshuo，lihun。haiziwobuyaole。”
头七，我给领导太太烧了一双黑丝
作者：我要浪
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作者：向日小葵花
栏目：都市
妻子换上黑丝去KTV陪我死对头
作者：雨神写书
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作者：汪汪叫大王
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zuozhe：guchonggaoxialingshuanghuosiheng
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